Chapter 271: Slapping the face

The Afghan army's shot can be described as instantaneous.

But the medicine is not sure if it is a quick reaction or good luck, long before Ah Jun made a move, his body like a loach was paralyzed, bowed down, and slipped onto the sofa!

"Sister Xu, from last night to now, I can toss half my life away!"

Otherwise, the medicine came to Xu Qianqian's side, and complained with a salivating face.

And Ah Jun's fist was halfway into the air, and his whole body suddenly stiffened, his face was embarrassed, and he looked at the medicine in surprise.

"Hey, Brother Jun, what are you doing here?"

Otherwise, it seemed that he realized Ah Jun's behavior after realizing it, and asked curiously.

“…… Oh, I see you can't stand on your feet, and I want to reach out and help you. Ah Jun explained.

He originally wanted to make a surprise move first, on the one hand, he wanted to teach the deterrent medicine otherwise, and on the other hand, he also wanted to test the depth of the medicine......

But now the medicine has been dodged in advance, and even he is not sure, is this a coincidence, or is the medicine really hidden!

Xu Qianqian glared at Ah Jun reproachfully, turned her head, and said with a smile on the medicine: "Just now, my sister was still concerned about whether you were bullied in the police station, and you said that it was okay, why is it called Tianqu again at this juncture?" ”

"There are no skin injuries, but the injuries are here."

Yao Otherwise, he pointed to his left heart, with a look of grievance: "Sister, I am such a good young man with an innocent background, and it is the first time in my life that I have been arrested into the police station, when the police comrades said that I was suspected of fraud, my heart was broken, I was so aggrieved!" ”

"Although the work of the police comrades is very formal, but the fierce appearance makes it seem like a class enemy, and I am dizzy when I think about it now...... Oops, no, I'm really dizzy, hypoglycemia is guilty. ”

“……”

Not to mention Xu Qianqian, even Xu Mingze, A Jun and Wu Yong's faces collapsed first.

I've seen a shameless one, but I've never seen such a shameless slut!

Is there a trace of discipline at all?!

No, how can there be moderation, but it is despicable and filthy, and it is about to overflow the surface of the body!

"Don't worry, there are candies here, you chew two to replenish the sugar first."

Xu Qianqian didn't doubt him, and grabbed a few candies from the utensils on the coffee table.

"Blinded, oops, I can't do it......"

Otherwise, the medicine looked angry and shaky, and he couldn't even catch the candy, so he simply tilted his head and planted it on Xu Qianqian's fragrant shoulder.

Seeing this, Xu Qianqian knew that this guy was pretending, but she was really angry and funny, and said angrily: "Okay, sister feed you." ”

He opened the wrapping paper and stuffed the candy into the mouth of the medicine.

“……! @#¥……&*+=”

For a while, Xu Ming and the other onlookers had a violent urge to hack this little white face to death.

If you want to act, act well, such a clumsy and exaggerated drama, when we are blind!

If everything allows, they are eager to stuff as much poison as they can feed Ma Shiyou into the mouth of this little white face, so that he can taste the taste of deep into the bone marrow!

However, seeing the posture of these two people, Xu Mingze and Ah Jun also knew that if they wanted to solve this little white face now, they couldn't be in a hurry!

Seeing the medicine or Mei Zizi chewing candy, Xu Qianqian actually felt a sense of accomplishment.

It's like feeding a pet.

"How about it, do I want to feed you two more?" Xu Qianqian smiled with silky eyes.

Otherwise, I am not interested in being a pet to others, and said with a vigorous smile: "It's okay, there are candy, and Sister Xu's care, my heart is sweet." ”

"Tsk, in my opinion, your mouth is the sweetest."

Xu Qianqian was hippie by him, and the hazy mood just now was actually much more relaxed and cheerful, and she couldn't help but pinch the flesh of her cheeks.

Not to mention, it's handsome and comfortable to look at.

No wonder there is chicken soup on the Internet that when a woman is looking for a partner, she still has to find someone who looks handsome, anyway, she always has to have conflicts after marriage, she looks handsome, and after the quarrel, at least she can still look good.

If you look ugly, even if you die, I'm afraid you will have to lose your appetite when you think about it, such as the old and ugly Ma Shiyou......

(Ma Shiyou: MMP?? I'm cold, and you're going to take me out and whip the corpse? )

"Ahem......"

Xu Ming saw that it was about to evolve into a blatant flirtation, and finally couldn't hold back a dry cough and reminded him.

If you don't cough it out again, I'm afraid he's going to be cast into internal injuries!

Ah Jun was also disgruntled.

Originally, I had to beware of dealing with this little white face, but in a blink of an eye, I became so affectionate that I was separated from my dear relatives on both sides of the Taiwan Strait for decades.

Our big sister in society is big, could it be true that she fell for a beautiful man or poured ecstasy soup?!

Xu Qianqian probably sensed their dissatisfaction, and pushed the body that the medicine was pasted out slightly, and said angrily: "Your head is sober, right?" ”

"It's almost, with Sister Xu's love, it's not worth mentioning how many grievances you suffer." Otherwise, the medicine is still feverishly sugar-coated cannonballs.

"Keep the sweet words in your mouth, and explain everything that should be explained first."

Xu Qianqian took out a lady's cigarette and lit it, and asked while smoking lightly: "What happened when you were taken away by the police last night?" ”

"I also wonder, although I am not a socialist youth full of positive energy, I have never done anything illegal and undisciplined, and I actually got into such an unwarranted disaster!"

Yao Otherwise, he said indignantly: "Later, I found out that it was my ex-girlfriend who deliberately reported to the false police to trap me because of love and hatred!" ”

"Your ex-girlfriend?"

"yes, I'm so handsome, there must be some ex-girlfriends."

"When I was recording a show on the TV station last night, she called me and threatened me that if I refused to get back together, she wouldn't let me go...... Xu Mingze also heard these words. ”

Xu Ming was stunned, remembering that he snatched the phone from Yao Ran's hand last night, and nodded hesitantly.

Xu Qianqian was slightly relieved, and still asked, "Then how is your ex-girlfriend now?" ”

"She was detained, she deserved to report to the police!" Otherwise, the medicine is very graceful and bright: "Sister Xu has the grace of knowing me, for Sister Xu, I am willing to go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, swear to follow to the death, how can I be separated by her!" Even if she can get my body, she won't want to take away my heart for Sister Xu! ”

Seeing that this little white face was possessed by a spirit and a playful spirit, Ah Jun could no longer hold back the boiling power of the wilderness.

But he didn't jump out in a hurry, but gave Wu Yong a look.

Wu Yong acted as an executioner very cleverly, shouting and scolding: "Don't pretend to be garlic!" Little white face! Don't think you'll be fooled by! Tell you, if I don't clear my suspicion today, I'll clean up the portal for Sister Xu first! ”

Otherwise, he stood up and walked silently in front of Wu Yong.

Wu Yong raised his head, with a proud posture of "what can you do with me".

As a result, before he could shake his majesty, he received a critical blow to his cheek!

Syllable!

Otherwise, after slapping his face, he kicked Wu Yong's life by the way!

Syllable!

Another crunch.

Even Xu Mingze and Ah Jun looked at the balls tightly, and a kind of panic filled their hearts!

And Wu Yong, who didn't care about taking care of his swollen cheeks, curled up into a shrimp shape, covering his sad balls, and fell into the pain of drilling his heart!

"Before teaching you a lesson, I will teach you two truths, first, if you don't have the capital, you have to be prepared to be slapped in the face."

Yao Otherwise, he stroked Wu Yong's dog head, and said seriously: "Second, if you overpretend, you will easily get the balls." ”