"Mom, I'll tell you a joke!" Speaking of big and small, the little sapling suddenly thought of a joke, hugged Ye Xingbei's neck and said: "I saw it on TV yesterday, a fat brother said, he said, a man took his girlfriend to eat lobster, he wanted to eat the small one, his girlfriend wanted to eat the big one, he was very dissatisfied, so in front of many people, his girlfriend said, what's wrong with the small?" What's wrong with the little one? Isn't that enough for you? After he killed his girlfriend, many people looked at him and looked down on him! ”

Ye Xingbei: "......!" ”

She violently covered the little sapling's mouth, broke down and said, "Son, please don't tell jokes to people in the future, okay?" ”

The little sapling's eyes widened, and he pulled Ye Xingbei's hand covering his mouth down, looked at Ye Xingbei suspiciously, and asked, "What's wrong with Mom?" Isn't it funny? ”

"......" Ye Xingbei was speechless.

Isn't it funny?

Where's the laughing, son!

She only felt the embarrassment that came to her face!

"I think it's funny!" The little sapling tilted her head and looked at her and said: "The lobsters are more expensive than the crayfish, the man must be stingy or have no money, and he is reluctant to invite his girlfriend to eat the lobster, so he said that the crayfish can also satisfy his girlfriend, in fact, of course, the lobster is delicious, so the other guests in the restaurant despise him because he lied to his girlfriend!" ”

Speaking of this, the little sapling looked at Gu Junchai happily: "My dad has money, he can give his mother a big lobster, dad is the best, he will definitely satisfy mom!" ”

Ye Xingbei burst into tears.

Kneel and beg your son, don't say it again!

Gu Jun couldn't bear to smile very hard, and shrugged his shoulders, "Yes, our little sapling is right, Dad is the best!" ”

"yes!" The little sapling opened her arms and threw herself into Gu Jun's arms, kissed Gu Jun one by one, and said beautifully: "Sure enough, our man's brain circuit is the same, and the joke of the little tree can't be appreciated by women." ”

Ye Xingbei burst into tears.

Her son was poisonous.

It's really toxic!

The car door opened, and Gu Chi bowed: "Young master, young lady, we have arrived." ”

Gu Jun got out of the car with the little sapling in his arms and put the little sapling on the ground, the little sapling looked at the scenery in front of him and was shocked, "Wow! It's so beautiful! ”

Gu Jun covered Ye Xingbei's eyes with one hand one by one, and took her hand with the other hand to get out of the car.

was blocked by Gu Junchai, but it just made Ye Xingbei ease the embarrassment that she couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, and asked easily as if she was fine: "What?" So mysterious? ”

"You'll know later," Gu Jun blindfolded Ye Xingbei's eyes, and walked forward for a few dozen meters, and then let go of the hand covering her eyes, "You can open your eyes." ”

Ye Xingbei slowly opened his eyes.

As her eyes slowly opened, a sea of flowers appeared in front of her eyes.

The light blue flowers are swaying slightly with the night breeze, and there seems to be a faint fluorescence on the flowers, which are bright and extinguished in the night, like stars falling from the sky to the mortal world, and the beauty is like a dream.

After looking at it for a long time, Ye Xingbei muttered: "It's so beautiful!" ”

"Of course," Gu Junzhu smiled slightly, "It's called Star Grass, it only blooms at night, and the flowers will close during the day, Star Grass is not easy to plant, someone has to be carefully served, the cost is extremely high, this Star Grass Field is the only large Star Grass Field in the capital, at this moment, this grand scene in front of you is the only one in the capital, and others don't have this eye blessing!" ”