17, macho man
"Li Xiaobai, anyone can come in, but you can't come in." The dormitory aunt pointed at Li Xiaobai and said angrily.
"Auntie, smoke a cigarette and dissipate your gas." Li Xiaobai gently patted the dormitory aunt's back.
"I just want to scold, I don't want to scold you." The dormitory aunt didn't have a good airway.
Li Xiaobai: "??? ”
"Auntie, if you want to do this, I'll use my trick." Li Xiaobai was silent for two seconds and said.
"It's useless." The dormitory aunt sneered.
"Ahem, only mothers are good in the world, and mothers' children are like treasures. Throw yourself into your mother's arms, you can't enjoy happiness, you can't enjoy it! Yo Yo Yo, only mothers are good in the world, and children without mothers are like grass. Leaving the arms of my mother, where to find happiness, where to find, where to find! ......" Li Xiaobai affectionately pulled the dormitory aunt's hand and sang.
Ye Ning: "??? ”
Brother Wang: "I give full marks for this wave of operations." ”
Chu Xiaohui: "Ahem, I'll take the things first." ”
Han Moxi: "Together, I'll go upstairs to boil water." ”
Zhu Hongqian: "Little brother, strong sub-batch!" ”
In Li Xiaobai's infinite single loop, the dormitory aunt may have been moved by Li Xiaobai's affectionate singing, so she let Li Xiaobai go, anyway, Li Xiaobai, who returned to Chu Xiaohui's dormitory, thought so.
"Brother Bai, I thought you wouldn't be able to come up." Brother Wang looked at Li Xiaobai with admiration.
Li Xiaobai: "There is no one who is not impressed by my singing." ”
Brother Wang: "Strong! Invincibility! Cow Pie! ”
"Dormitory aunt, I'm ashamed to take off her clothes!" Li Xiaobai flicked the cigarette ash.
"You two are almost done, come over and eat." Ye Ning set up the dishes and chopsticks.
Li Xiaobai sat at the dinner table, looking at the hot pot and the classmates who were laughing and disturbing around, and there was a trace of waves in his heart, maybe this is friendship, right? Li Xiaobai thought to himself.
Chu Xiaohui handed Li Xiaobai chopsticks and said, "The mutton is almost old, what do you want, brother." ”
"Ah, I'm wondering how long an energy block can keep us going, and we're about to survive in the wild for a week." Li Xiaobai took a bite of sesame sauce and said.
"That's right, let's go get some energy blocks tomorrow." Brother Wang took a sip of oil and said.
"I feel like it might be difficult to survive in the wild." Zhu Hongqian took a bite of seafood juice.
"Your second class, the same as our first class?" Han Moxi took a bite of dry saucer and said.
"It's basically the same, but our mentor told us to be sure to determine our own direction." Ye Ning put some sesame oil in her small dish.
"Brother Bai, I decided to try physical development first." Brother Wang gobbled up hot pot.
"It's quite suitable for your figure, what about Ye Ning and Zhu Hongqian?" Li Xiaobai took a sip of water and asked.
"I'd like to try them all and see which one develops faster." Ye Ning thought for a moment before replying.
"Little brother, I'm still brain-developing, I'm definitely not destined for the flesh." Zhu Hongqian said with a smile.
"So sure? What if the flesh is more suitable for you? Li Xiaobai was surprised.
Zhu Hongqian muttered in a low voice: "I still like the little brother's body." ”
Li Xiaobai: "??? ”
Ye Ning: "??? ”
Brother Wang: "??? ”
Han Moxi: "??? ”
Chu Xiaohui: "......"
Sister, don't drive, be careful of the room management and silence technique.
No way, being too good is also a kind of loneliness, and being loved is also a kind of life. It can be seen that my Li Xiaobai's life is about to be completed.
After everyone finished eating the hot pot, everyone cleaned up together, and the girls also returned to their bedrooms, while Li Xiaobai and Brother Wang also slowly returned to their small earthen houses.
Li Xiaobai built a big snowman in the yard, and inserted the shovel and broom he borrowed from Brother Wang on both sides of the snowman, and took a photo and sent it to the circle of friends: I am very happy today
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Because I ate all the mutton!
Li Xiaobai put away his mobile phone with satisfaction and returned to his small earthen house that was ventilated on all sides, with fresh air, clean and tidy. Well, clean and tidy.
Feeling that the temperature had dropped a few more points, Li Xiaobai hurriedly got into his warm tent and covered the quilt.
"Ding!" A message was received on the phone.
Chu Xiaohui: "Brother, it's cold, cover the quilt, and I'll accompany you to press the window tomorrow." ”
Li Xiaobai: "Be good, go to sleep." ”
Chu Xiaohui: "Hmm." ”
Li Xiaobai, who had just put down his mobile phone, only heard the sound of "ding", and the mobile phone received another message.
Zhu Hongqian: "Little brother, what are you going to do again?" ”
Li Xiaobai: "Drink wolfberries." ”
Zhu Hongqian: "Drink at such a young age? ”
Li Xiaobai: "Well, lay a good foundation for the future." ”
Zhu Hongqian: "......"
Li Xiaobai: "Go to bed early, good night." ”
Zhu Hongqian: "Well, good night, little brother." ”
Li Xiaobai covered the quilt, and was just about to feel a little sleepy, when he heard "Ding!" ”。
"Hey, who is this, Han Moxi?" Li Xiaobai looked at the text message in surprise.
Han Moxi: "Don't delay the team." ”
Li Xiaobai: "The captain is right. ”
Han Moxi: "It's good to know, sleep, don't have to go back." ”
Li Xiaobai: "......"
After glancing at the late hour, Li Xiaobai closed his eyes quickly, and gradually sleepiness swept in.
"Ding!"
"I'm going to it!" Li Xiaobai immediately turned off his mobile phone, for fear that there would be another text message to disturb him to sleep.
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Allure College Boys' Dormitory - Toilet
"Brother Bai, you replied to a text message, what should I do?" Brother Wang looked at the palm-sized handpaper beside him and sighed.
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Allure College – Memoirs
The founder of Allure College: The first principal is named Xiao Mingyue, as for why she founded Allure College, she is still a mystery, I don't know the reason, I only know that she once had the best appearance and talent in the world, and she single-handedly made Allure College rise from the ground in the deep mountains.
So far, the status of Allure Academy is not inferior to any academy, and no one who is capable of it looks down on her because she is a woman, and her reputation has been extremely prominent.
However, at the height of her fame, she disappeared. Some people speculate about her and look down on the rivers and lakes; Some people speculate that she is willing to take a back seat for the sake of the president of No. 1 College, get married and have children; Some people also speculated that she was alone in the desert.
And now the forbidden mountain wall of Allure Academy still has the words she wrote during her retreat.
Ruthless like a demon fighting the world, wait for my red sleeves to cut peach blossoms.
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Allure Academy - a classroom
Li Xiaobai sighed, looked sleep-deprived, and forced himself to eat the breakfast brought by Chu Xiaohui and Zhu Hongqian.
"Xiaohui, you try the sandwich that Xiaoqian took, not to mention it tastes quite delicious." Li Xiaobai glanced at the sandwich road.
"Well, it's delicious. Brother, you eat more. Chu Xiaohui tasted it and returned it to Li Xiaobai.
"You eat it all?" Han Moxi was surprised.
"Why don't you eat it?" Chu Xiaohui looked at Han Moxi suspiciously.
Han Moxi: "......"
"Brother, you are happy! Just arrived, two beautiful women brought you breakfast. The student named Yuan Chen sighed.
"Don't you have it on your desk?" Li Xiaobai pointed to the love breakfast on his table.
"I'm smiling, my girlfriend has to do it, and I have to finish it." Yuan Chen said with a happy face.
"If you have a girlfriend, you have to cherish it, there is a saying. Even though life is not so easy, I still want to put you in the future. I am happy in my life, but I am not as happy as you. Li Xiaobai patted Yuan Chen's shoulder and said.
Yuan Chen: "Brother, it's okay, add WeChat." ”
Li Xiaobai: "It is necessary. ”
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"Class!" I saw Jiang Tiantian wearing an embroidered Hanfu, a dragon embroidery on her top, a bronzing bronzing on her lower skirt, abandoning her former double ponytails and her jet-black hair. The only thing that hasn't changed is that he is still standing on the podium with a lollipop in his mouth.
"Mentor, you look good in your clothes today." Yang Jiujiu praised.
"Well, it's okay to talk more." Jiang Tiantian said happily.
Li Xiaobai suddenly realized: "Mentor, I like your height. ”
Jiang Tiantian: "Li Xiaobai, you go and stand next to me!" ”
Li Xiaobai: "??? ”
Could it be that I opened it the wrong way? Obviously, I also praised her, Li Xiaobai stood by the classroom window with a blank face.
"Brother, you're a bit fierce!" Yang Jiujiu whispered.
Li Xiaobai, who was standing next to Yang Jiujiu, said with emotion: "Low-key, after all, macho men are fearless." ”
Yang Jiujiu: "Macho man, the tutor asked you to stand at the podium, but you made a mistake." ”
Li Xiaobai: "......"
Jiang Tiantian glanced at Li Xiaobai, picked up the chalk and wrote on the blackboard: Survive in the wild.
"Yesterday, I talked about it, and a week later I started to survive in the wild. Therefore, the Wilderness Survival Address College has also been chosen, the Black Snow Field at No. 20 in the outer circle. Jiang Tiantian knocked on the table and said.
"Black Snow?"
"We're going to the outer circle?"
"It won't be a problem, will it?"
"I was inexplicably excited."
"Ya Butterfly!"
“???”
Jiang Tiantian put away the lollipop and continued: "Originally, I didn't agree with the academy's choice of this place, but the academy must have its own ideas, so I can only teach you how to survive to the maximum. ”
"This is the map of the Black Snow Plain, Li Xiaobai, you can send it." Jiang Tiantian took out the map.
"Next, you have to survive in the Black Snow Field for a month, during which you are not allowed to leave the area specified by the academy without authorization, and if you leave, you will bear the consequences." Jiang Tiantian admonished.
"Mentor, why a month?" Huang Erni raised her hand and asked.
"Because the living conditions of the Black Snow Plains only allow you to survive for half a month, as for the remaining half a month, it's up to you." Jiang Tiantian kicked Li Xiaobaidao, who was standing in an improper position.
"Next, I'm going to explain, survival in the wild, if you don't remember it, you can go to the college library and find materials to review by yourself." Jiang Tiantian picked up the chalk and began to speak.
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Allure College Library – Night
"Yo! Brother, you're here too. Yuan Chen waved his hand to Li Xiaobai, who was smoking at the door.
"No way, study." Li Xiaobai handed Yuan Chen a cigarette.
"Macho, you're there too? I, but, isn't this Yuan Chen who sour in love? Yang Jiujiu took Li Xiaobai's flue.
"You know?" Li Xiaobai looked at the two of them and asked.
"We were on a team and one didn't come. By the way, ninety-nine, what about Erni? Yuan Chen explained.
"What else can you do, cultivate immortals! Garbage Nini. Yang Jiujiu leaned against the wall.
Li Xiaobai: "Cultivating immortals? ”