Chapter 148: Meng Ke, who never stood up
Seeing that Han Meimei was so stubborn like a woman, Meng Ke gave up her seat and made a standard "please" posture.
As for Han Meimei, it was about the same, and she sat in the seat.
Meng Ke actually knew that Han Meimei's arrival was a certainty, and it was a matter of time.
Without a seat, where should Meng Ke go?
At this time, Jiang Lin was plagiarizing his homework with a shameful face. If you don't copy it now, when? It's impossible to copy it again in class, maybe by that time, he won't be copying homework, but should be writing a review.
Estimate the approximate time, it should be possible to copy it before the class.
While Jiang Lin was busy working, Meng Ke was a fart. The strand sat on his lap.
Two people sit in one seat, so why not?
In Meng Ke's worldview, of course, yes. But this is Jiang Lin's position, and he disagrees with a hundred people.
Not long after school started, you were sitting on my lap. What should I do in the future, will I wait until the end of this semester to make Meng Ke able to break ground on his head?
Thinking of this, Jiang Lin broke out in a cold sweat, stealing needles when he was a child, and stealing gold when he grew up. No, I have to strangle Meng Ke's bad habits into the cradle.
"You go down for me, is this the place where you can sit?" Jiang Lin glared at him indignantly, and his words were full of sharp feelings.
"Hehe, you actually dare not want me, Han Meimei, Jiang Lin took your chemistry homework." You are unkind, and don't blame me for being unjust, Meng Ke has always been a person who dares to be a daring person, and if someone has a small problem, of course he will point it out as soon as possible.
"Okay, have you gotten my permission to take my things privately, it's against the sky." Han Meimei also stopped packing her schoolbag and pinched Jiang Lin's ear.
Jiang Lin grinned in pain, and Meng Ke couldn't help but smirk on the side, he was afraid of the lesbian table, haha.
Simply Meng Ke's seat, that is the "feng shui treasure" of the whole class, the last few rows, except for Zhao Liyang, who is a girl, the others are all buddies, and they are still pure.
There are classmates in front of him to cover him, there is a wall to rely on in the back, Niu Zihao on the left to read comics, and a tablemate on the right to sentry for him. Isn't that really nice?
As for Niu Zihao's love of reading comics, it was actually used to pass the time when he was bored before, but now he has his interests changed a long time ago, and comics have long been unable to hook his eyes, only online novels can, and sometimes he will read them for one night in a row.
Looking at Meng Ke's complacent appearance, Jiang Lin's lungs had already been blown up, and now he just wanted to vomit blood, and it would be best to vomit directly on Meng Ke. Hey, why is it a bit bloody?
"Hmph, just by what you did just now, you still want to borrow my homework to copy, stay where it's cool, even if you can't see through love, at least I can see through you." Jiang Lin thought silently in his heart, he wanted to take revenge on Meng Ke, but there were many opportunities.
But he didn't dare to bully Han Meimei, because she was just a girl!
"Well, since Gao Yaxuan occupies my seat, then I have to go to her seat to rub a wave of heat." Meng Ke had just finished thinking about it, so he rushed to Gao Yaxuan's position.
"Stand up, hello teacher."
"The students are out of class, goodbye teacher."
Meng Ke sat up and sat like a nervous bar, deliberately creating an atmosphere of being in class.
The time in the last row was short, but it should be cherished. Meng Ke has never stood up since he entered high school. Why is this, the classmates in front of him are blocking his view, and it doesn't matter if he can't afford to get up.
It just so happened that today he was going to feel the charm of standing up.
Sure enough, it was very good, Meng Ke touched the table with his hand. The table in the front row seems to be tailor-made for students who study well, and the table top is as smooth as a wash. It's not like the table in the back row, it's like the surface of the moon, and it's full of potholes, and you can stuff a chewed bubble gum. Sometimes when I write with a test paper, the tip of the pen can be poked into the paper, I'm afraid this is the legendary power through the paper back.
Meng Ke was not idle, and quickly took out Gao Yaxuan's language book.
Class 19 of high school, these four words are written horizontally, and only two words are written vertically, Yaxuan, she is really save, and she writes one less word "high".
In Meng Ke's place, there is no girl who is not cute, only lazy or lazy, like Gao Yaxuan, is lazy.
Hehe, fortunately he didn't let Gao Yaxuan hear this, if he heard it, it would be okay, Meng Ke didn't copy the language book from compulsory one to compulsory five, then it would be thankful.
"Am I in the wrong place?" Wang Yan put down the back of the book and quietly looked at the boy in front of her.
Meng Ke looked left and right for a while, only to realize that someone was talking to him at this time, "No, Gao Yaxuan fell asleep in the last row and had nowhere to go, so I came here." ”
"Okay, you just sit with Zhao Bin, I don't want to sit with boys." Wang Yan blinked, looking very cold.
"Feel free to do it, I won't force it." If it weren't for Wang Yan being the representative of the English class, Meng Ke wouldn't have paid attention to her!
He, a person who doesn't even stand up, where did he get the courage to care about his female classmates?
"Wake up, get up." However, Cheng didn't dare to touch Liu Xianying, so he had to shout loudly on the side.
Maybe it was because Liu Xianying was frightened last night, or maybe it was the sound of rain last night that made her not want to go to school, in short, there was still half an hour left before the morning self-study, but Liu Xianying still didn't have the slightest sign of wanting to get up.
It's useless to shout, you have to use different means.
Cheng Biting Tie looked at the lid of the pot to be used for cooking, picked up a shovel, and began to imitate the scene of a large-scale symphony.
Next, we invited Cheng Yantie, who is currently studying in the first (ninth) class of Anqin County No. 2 Middle School, to bring you the symphonic piece "Erquan Reflecting the Moon", and we welcomed his performance with the warmest applause. In fact, these are all pictures he imagined, and they would not exist in real life at all.
In the recital hall of millions of people, all the lights are focused on one point. And Cheng Biting Iron rose up from under the stage.
After seeing him, the audience began to shout, some roaring, of course, there were flowers and applause, which were essential.
Look, there are people who have even held up a banner that reads "Master Cheng Music Exchange Meeting", and more than 50 cameras are shooting in 5G ultra-high definition in the air, they want this precious moment to go down in history forever.
The posters and glow sticks specially made for Cheng Biting Iron have been sold out, and at this point, the manufacturers have begun to frown and worry about this matter.
There are many little fans of Cheng Tie, and they all began to shout "I love you", of course, there are also some spiritual guys, because of the over-excitement, they fainted on the spot and were carried to the infirmary.
And Cheng Biting Tie himself is a painting that wants others to be low-key, but he is very high-profile. This kind of feeling is not something that ordinary people can pretend to, Cheng Biting Iron can, just because he is an old driver and does not take the usual road.
After the scene settled down, Cheng Biting Iron began his performance.
There is a sentence in Wang Bo's "Preface to the Pavilion of King Teng", "Luoxia and the lonely bird fly together, and the autumn water grows together in the sky", and here it was directly spoofed by Cheng Tie as "The pot lid and shovel fly together, and Xianying grows together and gets up quickly".
The song "Erquan Reflecting the Moon", under the three-dimensional surround sound quality of Cheng Biting Iron's pot lid, has directly become a unique "murder music" through the ages, which ordinary people can't stand it, not to mention that Liu Xianying is in Class 9, can she stand such devastation?
The sophomore boy next door bled directly from seven holes and died violently.
"What are you doing?" Liu Xianying was also pulled back to reality from the dream world by this "symphony", such an ugly sound, it would be strange if she couldn't pull it back!
"I, I" Cheng Tie choked up, because he saw that his goddess was angry, which was the last thing he wanted to see. Cheng Biting Iron was actually a good intention, but he just used it in the wrong place.
"What are you!" Liu Xianying put on her slippers and kicked Cheng Tie a few times.
Cheng Biting Tie, who was hiding under the wall, of course he could only swallow his anger, the goddess beat him, how could he dare to fight back. If he dares to fight back, then his love for Liu Xianying may have been shattered from the beginning, and it will not develop at all.
Cheng Biting's mobile phone was also kicked out and fell to the ground, and the screen fell to pieces, how can you still watch the live broadcast of the young lady. If you really want to see it, it won't be a monster.
Forget it, at most, the tempered film is damaged, go to the mobile phone store opposite the second middle school, and you can change it for five yuan. But if Liu Xianying is angry, can five yuan be exchanged for her happiness, can't it?
Erquan Ying has not been in the last month, this Cheng Biting Tie really doesn't know, but Liu Xianying, who is Yingying, is angry, which is what Cheng Biting Tie is most worried about now.
"At the same table, pause for a while, let's go to school first, and you will beat me again when we get to school." If it weren't really late, Cheng Biting Tie wouldn't have said that.
was reminded by Cheng Tietie, Liu Xianying remembered that today is Saturday, and elementary and middle school students have already spent the weekend, and their high school students do not have this privilege, and they have to make up for a day's classes.
It's okay to make up the class, but the key is to charge the make-up fee, which makes some students miserable. Even so, they still drag a tired body to school every Saturday morning.
Yawning, a picture of not waking up yet, although they are in school, but the heart is still in the bed in the dormitory.
Someone may ask, when will that heart return. It's so stupid, of course, as soon as the school bell rings at 12 noon, the heart will return to the master from the bed.
"Get up!" Liu Xianying is also aware of the crisis, but the biggest crisis is not this, but Cheng Biting Tie, should he go out once?