Chapter 24 Going to the toilet is also a big problem

, a familiar feeling. It's been days since I've been an ant, and the protagonist doesn't even notice that he's not excreting. After all, the collapse of the three views of becoming an ant has completely disrupted the protagonist's habitual life, and then one by one something new, strange or dangerous, the protagonist has no time to think.

The reason why these two important things are not forgotten is that the feeling of hunger and thirst often appears. And the feeling of urgency is completely absent these days.

As for the reason, it may be because the protagonist eats a lot of sunflower seeds and drinks a lot of honeydew these days. Sunflower seeds are rich in fat, while honeydew is composed of water and sugar, which produce less metabolic waste and are excreted normally for several days. As for whether there are some factors related to crossing, only God knows. Or maybe the author didn't think of it before and didn't write it, and only God and the author know.

The protagonist hurriedly runs out of the two-bedroom apartment, which is the first time the protagonist has escaped from the room after escaping the death of the praying mantis. After all, the protagonist forgot to dig a bathroom for himself in the first place. But even if I think about it, the protagonist doesn't know how to solve the problem of sewage in the bathroom.

After coming out, the protagonist still doesn't know where to go to solve his physiological problems. It is said that most ants will set up a small chamber in their nest dedicated to excretion, and will also regularly transport accumulated droppings out of the nest to clean up. Leaf-cutter ants even use manure as fertilizer, along with leaf fragments to cultivate fungi for food, like farmers who carry manure to water their fields.

However, even when the protagonist was exploring around the ant nest and was curious about everything, he didn't pay attention to where there were public toilets. So at this time, the protagonist is in an embarrassing situation where he doesn't know where to go.

The so-called people have three urgencies, and the ants are not far behind when they are in a hurry. The protagonist's stomach is tumbling upside down, and he has the feeling that he is about to erupt if he doesn't agree with him. The protagonist really wants to solve it on the spot.,But no matter how remote the main passage is.,There are ants passing by from time to time.,The protagonist is still a little bit of a human.,I'm embarrassed to strip and undress in public.。

The main character struggles to slip into a narrow, abandoned passage that has collapsed at the end. This passage is discovered by the protagonist while he is exploring. He picked up a few mouthfuls of dirt to cover the entrance a little, and then pouted his ass in peace.

The protagonist doesn't know what posture the ants should use to excrete, but once the poop is on the verge of the end, they naturally make a hunched back pouting action. Then I felt a feeling of incomparably more exhilarating after the stomach was cleared, and without much effort, countless solid liquids flowed from the body, like a shaken champagne that had just opened the cap.

After solving the personal problem, the protagonist instinctively wanted to take out the toilet paper, and then remembered that it was a fantasy to find toilet paper now, and the ants did not have such modern living materials. So the protagonist hooked his forelimbs to an unlucky fluorescent fungus on the wall next to him without pity, bent his abdomen forward, and wiped it briefly.

Discarding the fluorescent bacteria casually, the protagonist habitually looks back at his own results. I saw five small coffee-colored balls fall to the ground, and the soil on the ground is still a little damp.

"I'll go, it seems that my feces and urine come out together, and the posture of going to the toilet like this is like a woman's......" The protagonist is still unusually concerned about his gender.

Pushing the dirt particles out of the doorway, the protagonist returns to his two-bedroom apartment. Thinking about it in the future, I can't always solve it so casually, it's too unqualified, and it's easy to step on landmines everywhere. The protagonist then makes a fricative, summoning Mulan.

"Where are you going to the bathroom?" The protagonist asks, and Mulan replies with a confused message.

"It's where do you go to the toilet, go to the toilet, be convenient, and relieve your hands...... the protagonist is speechless, and the human language is so broad and profound that the ants often can't understand it.

"Okay, okay, where are you going to and pee?" Although the Mulan on the other side is a female, the protagonist can only ask in the most coarse and straightforward language. Friendly reminder, readers and friends, in daily life, if you need to ask a person of the opposite sex where there is a bathroom nearby, please don't be like the protagonist, easy to cause a lot of trouble.

Speaking of and peeing, Mulan immediately said that she understood, sent a message to follow me, and took the protagonist to turn left and right, and ran to a fork in the road next to the main passage not far from the exit of the nest, and after a short walk in it, the protagonist saw a very large nest room, in addition to the entrance, there are many tunnels into this nest room, which seems to extend in all directions.

A lot of ants were hunched over their buttocks inside...... The floor of the nest is very damp, and countless small black or brown dung balls are piled on the ground, and from time to time they are kicked by passing ants.

“……”

Although the ants' excrement doesn't smell bad, the protagonist is still discouraged by a place full of feces and urine.

"Damn! These ants are literally crawling around on the pile of! The protagonist immediately discourages his plans to come here in the future, which is not far from the old-fashioned dry toilets in the countryside.

"I'll go, what are those two worker ants doing? Are they eating? The protagonist saw the refreshed three views again: "Hey! It's good that it's not, it's just that the was removed. The protagonist watches as several worker ants use their mouths to remove the excrement, and immediately rejoices in how correct his decision was to refuse to be fed mouth-to-mouth by the worker ants, whose claws are an all-purpose tool.

It's right to think about it, although the protagonist doesn't know how many ants there are in the entire nest, but if there are no worker ants to clean up the excrement, no matter how large the nest is, sooner or later it will be filled with ant droppings.

Since he has eliminated the plan to solve the problem here, the protagonist thinks that he can dig a special bathroom for himself. The protagonist immediately thinks of the abandoned passage where he has just solved the problem, where no other ants will patronize, and it is close to his residence, as long as the space inside is slightly expanded, which is not too large for ants. But before construction, he needs to clean up his own damn excrement, and the protagonist doesn't want Mulan or other of his subordinates to step on mines to work inside.

So the protagonist took Mulan back to the main passage, casually caught five worker ants on the road, and handed them the responsibility of cleaning up the excrement.

The worker ants did not dislike it at all, and each worker ant walked away with a small round ball in his mouth. The protagonist suddenly wonders where they are going to clean up the feces. It is said that many ants are thrown out of the nest. Just go and see it yourself, so that you can avoid the minefield by yourself in the future.

So, the protagonist follows the worker ants.