Chapter 248: Looks like a pig's head

When Wang Guang and Youlan were about to set off from Chang'an City, the empty boy was still changing brothels, Wang Guang felt that he didn't have eyes, and went over to remind the empty son.

"Empty boy, can't you find someone to carry the sedan chair?" Wang Guang stepped forward and asked.

"Alas, either I don't want to go far, or I don't want to be a coolie, or I don't want to go when I hear Gao Laozhuang's monsters! Annoyed me, alas! The Void Boy shook his head and sighed.

"Empty boy, if you don't set off again, it's going to be dark. I've heard that many exorcists are staring at Gao Laozhuang, and they are about to be robbed if they go late. Wang Guang said.

When the empty boy heard it, he felt that it made a lot of sense! hurriedly said to Wang Guang: "Haha, Brother Wang Guang, let's not talk about it first, I'm still in a hurry to go to Gao Laozhuang." Let's have a drink together! After saying that, he ran away like a smoke.

Wang Guang couldn't laugh or cry, he really didn't know where this living treasure would go to find his four beauties.

When Wang Guang and Youlan went to Gaojiazhuang, Chen Xuanzang and his colleagues had not yet arrived.

The first to arrive in the original book was Chen Xuanzang, followed by the exorcist Miss Duan. After the two of them beat away Pig Gangguana, they forced Pig Gangguan to become a prototype and escape, and the three exorcisms of Empty Child, Heavenly Remnant Foot and Beastmaster Fist were late.

The first to arrive was Wang Guang, followed by two Taoist priests, a man and a woman.

"Why no one?" The male Taoist priest said.

The female Taoist priest was very happy and said, "Then we can get along well!" ”

The woman is young and beautiful, and the man looks like a pig's head, but the female Taoist priest is very fascinated by this male Taoist priest.

It may be that the Taoist temples from which these two people were born are all some strange-looking ugly appearances, only this pig-headed male Taoist priest is slightly better-looking.

As the so-called short man chooses a general, although this male Taoist priest looks like a pig's head, he looks like a person compared to other senior brothers, and this female Taoist priest has never seen the world, has never seen a real handsome guy, so he will be fascinated by this pig's head!

The door slammed shut, and the male Taoist priest was startled.

"Senior brother, don't be afraid, we have no way out!" The female Taoist priest put one hand on the shoulder of the male Taoist priest and said affectionately.

"Senior sister, calm down!" The male Taoist priest persuaded.

"Look at you, how calm am I!" The female Taoist priest is affectionate and authentic.

"Then don't look at it." The male Taoist priest blocked his face with one hand and the female Taoist priest's line of sight.

"Hate~" The female Taoist priest coquettishly bumped the male Taoist priest on the shoulder, skillfully hugged one of the male Taoist priest's arms, and the two entered Gaojiazhuang together.

A middle-aged man with a beard jumped out and shouted: "Welcome to Gaojiazhuang, two please, come at the right time, the guests haven't arrived yet, but it won't be long before the place will be full." ”

The middle-aged man walked towards the village with two Taoist priests, a man and a woman, while introducing the two of them to the treasure of the town: roast pig.

Where is the roast pig, it is clearly a roast person! Transformed into a roast pig by a demon!

The two Taoist priests sat down and were about to eat meat, when Wang Guangchuan said, "Don't eat it, this is human flesh!" ”

The two Taoist priests were stunned, and the female Taoist priest asked, "Senior brother, have you heard anything?" ”

The male Taoist priest said: "It seems that there is, tell us not to eat, it should be that we are too tired to travel today, and we have auditory hallucinations, right?" ”

The female Taoist priest nodded, responding to the male Taoist priest's words.

In his eyes, his senior brother, who looks like a pig's head, is right in everything.

The female Taoist priest praised the roast pork while eating the "roast pork", while the male Taoist priest praised the decoration in Gaojiazhuang.

"The layout here is really distinctive, you see how beautiful this candlestick is!" The male Taoist priest pointed to the nine-toothed nail rake candlestick and said.

The female Taoist priest said, "But... You are not as beautiful as your senior brother. As he spoke, he winked at the male Taoist priest.

The male Taoist priest frowned, and said shamelessly: "Why do you only care about my appearance, are you so superficial?" ”

The female Taoist priest smiled and said, "What girl doesn't like handsome guys?" ”

"Alas..."The male Taoist priest sighed, and then covered his face with his hand.

"Are you angry?" The female Taoist priest asked tentatively, pulled away the male Taoist priest's hand and said, "Oh, don't be so stingy, you just let me see!" Check it out! Check it out! ”

The male Taoist priest shook off the female Taoist priest's hand and said, "Okay, I'll let you see enough and see death, so it's okay, right?" ”

The two looked at each other affectionately, the female Taoist priest had spring in the corners of her eyes, and she was about to be alone, dry firewood, and the middle-aged man who welcomed them in jumped out and said, "Two guest officers, how does the roast suckling pig taste in our store?" ”

The female Taoist priest said, "It's so delicious! Did you do it? ”

"Oh no, it's the owner of our shop, Pig Gangguana, known as Roulang Pig Gangguana!" The middle-aged man stretched out his hand to show a door behind him, and the door opened, and the body of the pig gang appeared on the stage.

The person with the pig gang was full of greasy face, and he looked like a pig's head, but he was obviously much more handsome than the male Taoist brother who looked more like a pig's head.

Sure enough, when the female Taoist priest saw the greasy man incarnated by Zhu Gangguan, she saw that she was much more handsome than her pig-headed brother, and immediately empathized with Zhu Gangguan, looked at Zhu Gangguan like a nymphomaniac, and said: "The color, fragrance, and perfection are perfect!" ”

As everyone knows, his senior brother just looks like a pig's head, and the pig really has a pig's head.

The transformation of the pig is all hung by one breath, and this breath cannot come out, otherwise it will turn back to its original state, the image of a fat and pot-bellied pig-headed demon.

So Zhu Gangguan has not spoken, like a martial artist who sings, performing the actions in the play.

"Dare to ask Childe, why is the roast pig you made so delicious?" The female Taoist priest said with a on her face, and her two eyes couldn't move her greasy face at all.

Pig Gangguan still didn't speak, making exaggerated movements.

The male Taoist priest couldn't see it, and said: "When people ask you, you don't answer, it's too meaningless!" After that, he turned his head to look at his junior sister and said, "Senior sister, let's go." ”

The male Taoist grabbed the female Taoist's hand, and the female Taoist priest who was still affectionate just now, kneeling and licking himself, instantly shook off his hand very irritably, and said to Zhu Gangguan: "Childe, sit down, people have a lot to say to you~"

Zhu Gangguan continued to walk around in front of the female Taoist priest as if he were making a play, and then sat down and looked at the female Taoist priest with a smile.

The male Taoist priest got angry and said to the female Taoist priest: "Senior sister, you should go with me obediently, otherwise Senior Brother will no longer let you see my face!" ”

The female Taoist priest looked at the pig-headed male Taoist priest and said in a tone full of disdain: "True or fake?" If it's true, I'll burn firecrackers to celebrate! ”

The male Taoist priest waved his hand and said with a hippie smile: "I'm just joking, how can I be willing to make you sad?" ”

The male Taoist priest was very anxious in his heart: "It's over, my sister doesn't seem to like my peerless beauty, what should I do!" ”