1, grandma

Grandma Wang, Grandma Zhao, and Grandma Jin sat around and complained to each other.

Grandma Wang: "My daughter has been married abroad for a few years, and she has never come home to see, so I am alone to guard such a big house, lonely, and there is no one to talk to."

Grandma Zhao: "Alas! My son has moved several times, but I can't find it. Last time I sneaked into their new home, I was blasted out by my son and daughter-in-law, all of whom are white-eyed wolves with no conscience! My little grandson still remembers me and keeps calling me grandma, grandma、、、、、、"

"Actually, I'm the most pitiful!" Grandma Jin couldn't help but interject.

"Don't your sons and daughters visit you every day?"

"Alas! You'll find out if you come and see、、、、、、"

A middle-aged man raised the three sticks of incense above his head, and said something in his mouth: "Mom, bless me with the success of my promotion to general manager this time, and when the time comes, I will buy your favorite apples and oranges for your old man、、、、、、"

The woman on the side led the child to incense: "Mom, bless your grandson to be the first in the exam, and bless my stock to be 、、、、、、red all the way."

"It's me, it's me. Mom, tell me a few winning numbers! I'm not greedy, just win the second prize, and then I'll change to a big house and pick up your old man to live! ”

、、、、、、

Grandma Wang and Grandma Zhao were so frightened that they ran away、、、、、、

2. Red rope

Ah Zhi is not ugly, but he is in his 30s, and he still hasn't found a boyfriend.

It's not that she is too demanding, because her circle is narrow and regular, and she rarely comes into contact with men, and it seems that she lacks something called fate.

Ah Zhi's friend said that there was a Taoist priest in Daheishan who was very skilled, and persuaded her to go to the Taoist priest for guidance.

Ah Zhi hesitated, but still went.

The Taoist priest looked around Ah Zhi back and forth, left and right, twisted his white beard, and said calmly: "When people are reincarnated, Yue Lao will tie a red rope to each person, in order to hope that after reincarnation, people at both ends of the rope will meet each other and create a marriage. And that red rope of yours 、、、、、、 somehow broken. ”

"Really? Is there any way to fix that? ”

"I'll try to pick it up for you."

As he spoke, the Taoist priest gestured in the void and made a "binding" movement.

"It should be okay now."

"So you mean that I can find my other half this way?"

"That's right, as long as you pull this red rope on your body, the person on the other end of the rope will sense your message, and then you will get closer and closer, becoming a bond with each other."

Coincidentally, Ah Zhi accidentally fell into a man's arms during a tug-of-war held at a sorority, and the two quickly sparked.

After a period of contact, the two got to know each other better, and their love for each other became stronger and stronger.

My own fate has finally come, Ah Zhi thought.

Soon the two were engaged.

But a few days before the wedding, the man suddenly ran away with Ah Zhi's dowry.

Ah Zhi cried all night.

As soon as the sky was bright, Ah Zhi climbed to the top platform with red and swollen eyes and jumped down.

Before dying, Ah Zhi gently pulled the red rope on his body.

Meanwhile, in another city, a man rolled down the stairwell without warning, breaking his neck、、、、、、

3. Bones

On a certain afternoon in a certain month and year, somewhere in China.

Mrs. Zhao was playing mahjong with the other three old ladies at Mrs. Qian's house. Mrs. Zhao not only stinks today, but also restless, her mouth is indifferent and chirping about her grandson, and after a while, she made a few wrong cards, and she obviously made peace but didn't know, so she beat out the 30,000 in her hand. The old lady of the next family pressed it, cracked the mouth of a few teeth, and smiled on her face full of traces of time: "Hey, hey, hey, 、、、、、、hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, ”

The other old ladies rummaged through their pockets, each took out a few wool tickets or steel bills and put them on the table, and the old lady Sun took a round button from it and said, "Dog bald and milk, is your button gold or silver?" ”

When Mrs. Zhao saw it, her face flushed, she was embarrassed, and said, "Look at me, I'm confused, how can I treat buttons as money." After speaking, he took out a one-yuan steel collapse from his pocket and gave it to Mrs. Sun.

Mrs. Li said, "Dog bald, you are a little bit wrong today, as if your brain is not here." ”

"It's not, I'm always up and down in my heart, leaving my grandson at home alone, I'm always thinking about it."

"Hey~, what's not to worry about? Aren't the front and rear doors locked? And your wolfdog, the old man, is about to catch up with the little donkey. Who dares to enter your door? Mrs. Sun said.

"That's it," Mrs. Zhang spoke, and Mrs. Zhang and Mrs. Zhao were neighbors, "Last time you came to my yard from the wall in the middle of the night, I and the old man heard the pigs in the pigsty squeaking. I got up and went to the pigsty and looked, hey, Big Black was lying on top of the sow、、、、、、。 ”

"Hahaha、、、、、、" a group of old ladies laughed wildly.

Everyone began to shuffle the cards again. At this time, Mrs. Zhao's heart was a little more stable, after all, the wolf dog at home watched the house, and the courtyard door was locked, and her grandson would be very safe.

After two more rounds, the phone rang 5 or 6 times before Mrs. Qian reluctantly walked away from the table to answer the phone.

"Who?"

"Auntie, is my mother at your house? I'm Xiufang. “

Mrs. Qian covered the microphone and said to Mrs. Zhao, "Your daughter-in-law, can you pick it up?" “

Mrs. Zhao walked over and took the microphone: "Hey? --“

"Mom, didn't I tell you? Don't play cards when you're with kids, and don't take kids with you when you're playing cards. You lock the door and play cards again. It's time for me to breastfeed my baby, bring him back. “

Mrs. Zhao was dumbfounded: "Huh? 、、、、、、 Xiu, Xiufang, isn't the dog bald at home? I didn't take him with me! “

The other old ladies listened attentively, and the room was so quiet that a single pin could startle a person.

Xiufang in the microphone said, "Mom! What are you kidding?! I've come back with the dog bald's father, and there is no shadow of the dog bald child in the house, on the kang, behind the door, and in the thatched house、、、、、、 Mom, are you talking? Mom--"

Mrs. Zhao couldn't see it anymore, and with the microphone in her hand, she slipped straight to the ground, foaming at the mouth, and her eyes rolled up. The old lady panicked, and when she came over, she pinched someone and patted her back. The old lady ran out, tripped over the threshold at the door, and when she got up, she shouted, "Come on, people--"

Mrs. Zhao has two lifelines, one is mahjong, and the other is her grandson. Now that the grandson is gone, the old lady almost died. After shouting "Come on", Mrs. Qian ran to the thatched house and scooped up a scoop of dung, and turned back to the house to splash Mrs. Zhao in the face. Maybe it was because of the big feces, Mrs. Zhao slowly woke up, after opening her eyes, she didn't care about the things that were still sticking to her face, she raised her feet and ran home, shouting as she ran: "Dog bald-grandson--grandson--dog bald-" The second old lady Sun and Li felt uncomfortable in their stomachs, and a stream of things began to surge up, and they just wanted to cover their mouths with their hands, but when they saw that their hands were full of yellow things, their stomachs were even more uncomfortable, and they vomited on the mahjong table at once、、、、、、

When Mrs. Zhao ran to the house, there were already many neighbors in the house, and everyone was talking about it.

Neighbor A said: "I see, eighty percent of them are stolen by human traffickers. I've heard that some traffickers specialize in stealing little boys, selling them to Thailand, Southeast Asia, and when they grow up, they will fuck the whole shemale、、、、、、"

"What's a shemale?"

"The shemale is the second pancreas, with a face and body like a woman, but she is standing and peeing、、、、、、"

"What a lack of virtue with smoke! These traffickers should have skinned and squeezed their eggs a long time ago, and they didn't have a big hole when they gave birth to a child、、、、、、"

Neighborhood B came and said, "Don't make a fool of yourself! I heard that there is a foreigner's laboratory not far from here, which specializes in experimenting with children. Cut the stomach open, take out the heart and liver, and soak it in formalin solution; Others sawed their heads open and took out the brains of Bai Huahua to study them、、、、、、"

There was another commotion in the crowd, and there was even more unpleasant swearing.

Neighbor C said: "I have been carefully analyzed. To say that this is the work of man, it is impossible; When the living man came in, the old man barked and had to bite him, none of us heard the dog bark, did we? If you want to say that it was a ghost, it's impossible, in broad daylight, where did the ghost come from? ”

Someone next to him said, "You 、、、、、、, ah, just you, wait, wait, what is it, nothing is said." ”

Neighbor C said, "I'm not done yet. According to my analysis, this should have been done by aliens, and only aliens would do it without leaving a trace、、、、、、"

When Mrs. Zhao heard such a blind noise, her heart was even more furious, and she couldn't help but feel sad and cried loudly. Everyone persuaded her, but helplessly, Mrs. Zhao was too stinky, and they all shut up, and everyone didn't understand where Mrs. Zhao got this from.

Mrs. Zhao's son squatted on the steps of the door without saying a word, and her daughter-in-law Xiufang wanted to find death and life.

At this moment, someone suddenly shouted, "Ah! Got it! ”

Everyone ran in the direction of the shouting, which was next to the kennel.

"Where?"

"Find a shoe." Said the person who shouted.

Mrs. Zhao, her son, and daughter-in-law also came over.

"Look again, look for 、、、、、、 again"

The eyes of everyone widened and they looked down in searching.

"Oh my mother! Look, everyone! Suddenly, a terrifying cry made everyone present tremble in their hearts. Following the direction of a person's finger, everyone focused their eyes on a place they had never thought of - the kennel!

Xiufang fainted and fell to the ground all of a sudden.

Old Mrs. Zhao smiled. But everyone found that she was smiling wrongly, and if you look closely, she is crazy. She suddenly jumped up, grabbed her grandson's shoe, hugged it in her arms, turned her head and ran towards the gate: "I found my grandson, I found my grandson、、、、、、"

Mrs. Zhao's son scolded, returned to the house, took out an axe, and chopped up the old man in the nest. Suddenly, flesh and blood flew sideways, a dog's leg flew out, and half of the dog's mouth followed suit, and then flew out pieces of dog hair、、、、、、

When the entire kennel was demolished, it was found that in the depths of the kennel lay the bones of a child, the skull of a man about the size of a human fist、、、、、、

4. Theft

The door was gently opened.

A black shadow flashed in, then slowly closed the door again.

This person is Peng Yongliang, a habitual thief, and the safe in his hand is not a thousand, but also eight hundred.

During the day today, he pretended to be an employee of the heating company to explore the situation in the community, and finally confirmed the target.

The safe was placed in the study, and he remembered it clearly, so. Cautiously dodged into the study.

Through the moonlight shining through the window, Peng Yongliang found the safe, but he was not in a hurry to open the safe, but looked carefully in the study.

It's a very neat room, and everything is in good shape. In particular, the books in the cabinet against the wall are the most neatly arranged.

Peng Yongliang leaned over to see what the books were, but the visibility in the room did not allow him to see the words on them. He turned to his desk, where there was a candy and a few lotus flowers, which seemed so incongruous in such a room.

There is also a miniature bonsai on the table, which is very chic, Peng Yongliang picked it up, looked at it carefully, and saw four big characters in the basin "Nalan Yuanchu".

He knew this man, a very famous person, but he was not a bonsai maker. However, Peng Yongliang didn't fancy this bonsai, he liked the inscription on it. Without further ado, he packed the bonsai in his backpack.

No longer delaying time, Peng Yongliang took out his tools and prepared to work.

Alas~

A soft sigh.

Peng Yongliang only felt a chill down his spine, and he looked back at the room, but there was no one.

When he turned back again, a pale face was in front of him! Peng Yongliang immediately covered his mouth so that he didn't scream.

Alas~

It's still the same sigh, it's the man in front of me, no, it should be said that it's from the male ghost.

"There is also a way to steal, we have no grievances and no enemies, don't harm me." Peng Yongliang sat on the ground, his voice trembling.

"I'm not hurting you, I'm just pitiing you." The male ghost spoke.

"What do I pity 、、、、、、 me?" Peng Yongliang asked.

"Because I was a thief when I was alive, and I came here to steal." The devil said.

"You're here to steal too? So you must know the password to this safe? Peng Yongliang's eyes lit up, and the sense of terror was suddenly buried by desire.

"Yes, I know." The ghost said sadly. Peng Yongliang noticed it, but he didn't care, now he only had money in his mind.

With the help of this sudden ghost, Peng Yongliang easily opened the safe.

It's really smooth! Peng Yongliang thought.

The safe had a dozen dollars and a box of jewelry. Peng Yongliang happily threw these into his pocket.

"Thank you, Ghost Brother." Peng Yongliang suddenly rolled his eyes and said with a smile, "By the way, why don't we be good partners?" If you help me, we will be unparalleled in the world! ”

Suddenly, there was the sound of a door opening in the living room. Peng Yongliang hurriedly closed his mouth and listened with bated breath.

It seems to be the sound of the man getting up at night, but after coming out of the bathroom, the man's footsteps seem to be walking towards the study.

"What to do? Where can I hide here? Peng Yongliang looked around the room, how could such a small room hide people!

"Actually, that time I came, it was like this." The male ghost said suddenly.

"So where did you run from?" Peng Yongliang asked anxiously.

The ghost pointed to the window and said, "That's where I ran away、、、、、、"

Without waiting for the ghost to say more, Peng Yongliang immediately went to the window and ran out.

After a long time, there was a dull sound of landing downstairs.

Alas~

Another sigh.

"I also forgot that it was the 23rd floor."