Chapter 31: The Eve of the Preliminary Contest (1)
Bai Tang didn't know how long he was in the little hell of Mo Yu's Ah Nose Illusion, and when he came out, he found out that he had been in it for twenty days.
Although he was tired and alive in the little hell of Ah Nose Illusion, after Bai Tang came out, he only took a bath while Mo Yu was cooking, and after resting for a while, the whole person was alive again.
He ate a big meal again, which was made by Mo Yu himself, and he used the hairy crab that he had been thinking about for a long time.
Bai Tang was full of oil and satisfied, and at this moment, he was lying on the sofa like Mount Tai and asked Yu Jiu to rub his stomach, no way, he ate too much, and he held on.
Mo Yu was quietly sorting out something on the side, Bai Tang glanced at it, it seemed to be a document or something, he yawned, and turned his head not deeply interested, thinking that He Wei should have arranged some ghost hunting task for him again.
Wang Wu turned into an entity and watched Korean idol dramas on TV, watching them with relish.
Huang Qi thought about it on the balcony wall, and just now because of a trivial matter, he hung himself on the southeast branch, claiming that he wanted blood to stain the window, and was pressed by Bai Tang's strength, so this ghost envoy who was determined to be reincarnated into a snake and cultivate into a snake spirit in the next life went to the balcony to think about it, and by the way, he took a yin qi to cultivate.
The resentment on Yu Jiu's body was also very heavy, and while helping Bai Tang rub his stomach, he thought in pieces: "Hairy crab, hairy crab"
Bai Tang was in a good mood after eating, so he comforted his ghost envoy and said, "Don't read it, it's all gone, the hairy crabs in that place are not delicious at all, and the meat is sour."
"Your Excellency, you liar!"
"Okay, okay, I'll take you to eat hairy crabs in the human world another day, that's the best delicacy"
The atmosphere is very harmonious, life is very pleasant, and Bai Tang is very comfortable.
The next day, in the early morning, the sun was shining, and the atmosphere of Mo's house was very harmonious.
Each ghost is full of happiness and has a smile on his face.
Except for Bai Tang.
Bai Tang's face was gloomy like rain at the moment, the hand holding the pen trembled slightly, and he stared viciously at the pile of test papers in front of him.
He got out of high school, out of college, but he just couldn't get out of school and exams!
Mo Yu went to work happily, but left him with a stack of test papers.
Yes! Paper! The pen test paper that appeared a few years ago in the folding of flowers.
Mo pardon was sorted out for him on the night he came out of the little hell of the Nose Vision.
Oh, go to the special years and the sun is shining!
It's been several years since I graduated from college! Why struggle with the evil route of exams!
However, Mo Yu said that there was news from Liu Xinzhen's side that the first exam form of this year's Flower Folding Club has come out - the written test depends on Taoist knowledge.
The official saying is that the foundation is the cornerstone, and only when the foundation is solid can the cultivation path be less risky and easier to climb the avenue.
Therefore, the Orihua Association encourages the younger generation to study seriously, especially the knowledge of the Taoism of various families, if they are not able to read a wide range of books, it will lower the average level of cultivators, which is a shame for the monastic world.
In this regard, Bai Tang scoffed at it and said to Mo Yu: "Bullshit! There must be too many applicants, so they brush people in this way! Let me tell you Momo, we can't go along with them to support this crooked trend! Let's unite and resist."
At that time, that is, in the early morning earlier, Mo Yu was explaining to Bai Tang the content of the first exam that came out in advance, and encountered unprecedented resistance from Bai Tang.
So, Mo Yu lightly suppressed: "This is the rule. Do test questions or endorse them? ”
Bai Tang was very backbone, slapped the table and said in a loud voice, "Don't choose!" I want to unite Liu Zhengxi, there must be many people like us in this world who can't endorse, I want to unite them, we have been discriminated against, we have been humiliated, we have to resist! ”
The unyielding demeanor and firm expression are like the possession of Liu Hulan, the anti-Japanese hero who generously swore to death and was unyielding.
However, Mo Yu was indifferent to his impassionedness, and raised his hand in cold blood and cruelly, so Bai Tang was frozen again.
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White? Hero? Don finally gave in, rubbed his twisted waist with tears in his eyes, and sat down at his desk in grief and indignation.
There is no other reason, even Mo Yu has succumbed to the evil forces, what hope is there in this world?!
But
"How many schools of Taoism are there? Who are the founders? ”
"Please briefly explain the mystery of Buddhism, what is the deep meaning of the Buddha's 'smiling flowers'?"
“,,,,,,,”
What the hell are these questions?! He's a ghost cultivator, why should he learn this?! Forget about Taoism, anyway, it has something to do with his famous master, where did this Buddhism get in? !
Bai Tang bit the pen and felt that his head was about to explode, he knew that he would come out to do the question, so he would stay in that little hell of the illusion for a while.
I'd rather fight ghosts than do questions!
The three ghost envoys over there were still thinking they were whispering crookedly.
Yu Jiu sighed: "The adults are grabbing their hair again, and they won't be able to."
Bai Tang's hand grabbed his hair stiffly.
Wang Wu smiled very faintly: "He won't be normal, if he will, Mo Da won't let him out." ”
Huang Qi did not speak, but he also agreed.
Yu Jiu was suspicious again: "Isn't that knowledge from the "Thousands of Dao Laws"? Why don't adults look up books? ”
Wang Wu thought for a while and said, "He didn't know that he could still check the book, and he didn't know that the book could be consulted intelligently, no, he would only use his mobile phone Baidu." ”
Bai Tang's hand was paused as he typed on his mobile phone, and the expression on his face was a little stiff.
Yu Jiu let out a long "oh" and condemned: "Wang Wu, you can't insult the intelligence of adults like this!" Adults must not have looked up that book! After all, the information in that book is too complete to reflect the meaning of doing the question! ”
Wang Wu didn't speak, probably rolling his eyes.
Bai Tang quietly opened the desk drawer and pulled out the "Thousands of Laws" from the crack.
But I heard Wang Wu lower his voice again: "I heard that reading keywords to the book can automatically turn the page."
Yu Jiu, who didn't know it, immediately said
Excited, he said, "Really? What about books? Where did you throw it last time? I, I want to ask the book, is there a way to make my body a little warmer."
Even if the ghost is materialized, the body is cold, Yu Jiu has always felt that this is the biggest bug of his ghost becoming a human, and it is not a day or two to want to improve.
Bai Tang Mo was in a better mood than ever before holding the book.
Mo Yu definitely didn't expect that the book he brought from hell would be so intelligent, and he could find the content by reading the keywords!
Thinking about it, Bai Tang took the book in his hand and said almost inaudibly: "The mystery of Buddhism." ”
That book was really smart, and it immediately turned the pages quickly, and Bai Tang's heart blossomed.
Do the question? Ok no problem!
The three ghost envoys looked at each other, looking at the snickering employer, the expression on their faces was very indescribable, with regret, sympathy and schadenfreude.
Sure enough, in the next second, Bai Tang screamed.
"Nima! Broken book! Get down from Lao Tzu! Ah, why is it sticky! ”
"Wang Wuhuang, Qiyujiu, you three traitors, wait for me!"
The broken book can indeed intelligently locate the content, but after he reads the content, the thing reminds him to memorize, and if he doesn't recite the complete meaning, the book will stick to his hand and can't go down! And read that passage to him repeatedly!
Firmament! It is clear that everyone lives in the same room, when will they discuss it!
Yu Jiu hurriedly cleared his eyes and said, "My lord, I haven't done anything, you have to believe me, I am your most loyal ghost envoy!" That's all done by Moda! ”
Bai Tang laughed coldly, his eyes swishing.
That book also has its own pronunciation function, and the Buddhist mysteries are very straightforward and dutifully explained in the background.
Wang Wu looked at the "Thousands of Laws" glued to Bai Tang's hand, and held back his smile very hard, not afraid of his threats at all, and said: "Tang Tangyou, hurry up and endorse the book, Mo Da said, he doesn't force you to endorse, but if you have to memorize it yourself, he won't stop it." ”
Is this what he has to memorize?!
Huang Qi propped up his gloomy face, the smile on his face was a little weird, and said, "Mo Da said, once the formation on this book is activated, it will be connected to that pile of test papers. ”
Therefore, if he doesn't finish the question, the book will haunt him like a ghost.
Bai Tang looked at the faintly circulating rune light on the test paper, and silently wept in his heart.
For! Miscellaneous! Whatever!
It's obvious that they are all ghost cultivators, so they have to hurt each other like this!
It's obviously his own ghost, but he quietly hugs Mo Yu's thighs!
Bai Tang was sad and indignant, and angrily reprimanded: "Why?!" ”
Yu Jiu shrank and said, "My lord, Mo Da wants to give me fifty Thousand Flavors Talismans. ”
Huang Qidao: "Ah Nose Illusion Little Hell, Enhanced Version!" ”
Wang Wu smiled and said, "Yes, Mo Da promised us that when this time is over, he will send us to the little hell of the Ah Nose Illusion." ”
Bai Tang: "He wants to change the ghost envoy, this time he must change!"
(End of chapter)
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