Season 2 Chapter 25 Love in the Scheme (Part I)
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The next morning, Xiaolan was sleeping soundly when she was awakened by the sound of weapons colliding. secretly said "not good" in his heart, and ran out to see what was going on before he had time to put on his clothes.
As soon as he walked outside the door, Fang Zhou retreated in defeat under Fang Yu's fierce attack, stumbling under his feet and falling on his back.
This fall happened to fall in front of Xiaolan. A young girl in the flower season stood in front of a man wearing a belly, with snow-white skin and slightly bulging breasts, for a while, Fang Zhou was obsessed, and he forgot the difference between men and women, and couldn't help but stretch out his hand.
"Smack"!
His face immediately burned with pain.
"Shameless!" Xiaolan was ashamed and angry, and ran into the house crying. Fortunately, she didn't have a sword at this time, otherwise, the ark would have been dismantled.
Why am I so shameless? I just want you to reach out and pull a hand. Fang Zhou got up from the ground with a grunt, clapped his hands, and said in surprise: "Second brother, I haven't seen you for more than two months, and your kung fu has improved very quickly." ”
"What, for more than two months, I have been in the Song Dynasty for more than three years. It's also a coincidence, I got the guidance of a master, and I didn't compare much, otherwise, you would have fallen down early. ”
"Let's compare again, this time, please do your best with the second brother. ”
Fang Yu stood on the side and just laughed, but was silent. Fang Zhou was in a hurry, and was about to step forward to question, when suddenly a sword was crossed in front of him, and behind him, Xiaolan's angry voice came.
"Hmph! Apologize to the slave family! Otherwise, I want you to look good!"
"I didn't do anything wrong, so why should I apologize to you?"
"You still say no? You read what you shouldn't see, you just did something wrong, apologize to the slave family!"
"What should I not see? What did I see? I didn't see anything?" the ark was confused.
"You can see it clearly, why do you have to quibble? Don't think that the second brother will help you speak, that is also the second brother of the slave family!"
Xiao Lan pouted, walked in front of Fang Yu and shook his arm coquettishly: "Second brother, you see him bullying the slave family, please let the second brother call the shots for me." ”
"Ahh......h
"The second brother didn't help, and the slave family went to the sister to reason. ”
Hearing the sound of talking, Shiyan got dressed and got up to see what was going on. Xiaolan stepped forward to tell the ins and outs of the matter, and insisted that her sister judge it.
Shiyan said in a low voice: "You still have to talk about this matter, he is the uncle of the slave family, how can the slave family blame him." ”
Fang Yu said: "This is all a misunderstanding. My brother and I were in a martial arts competition, and when Sister Xiaolan heard a noise, she eagerly went out to check, because she was in a hurry, and she had time to get dressed in the future. And my brother just stumbled and fell in front of Sister Xiaolan. My brother accidentally saw Xiaolan's sister's body, uh! Actually, I don't know if I see it clearly. Brother, a girl, you are a big man, a little bigger, apologize to her and it's over. ”
It's not that I don't have clothes on, so I apologize for something. Fang Zhou pursed his lips and walked up to Xiaolan very reluctantly. saw that she was smiling at herself triumphantly, and couldn't help but feel angry.
"I won't say this apology yet, because I really didn't see anything. ”
"You ......" Xiao Lan stomped her foot angrily.
"What are you? What's so strange about girls swimming in bikinis in our place? Besides, what kind of clothes are you, like an apron, they don't look good at all. ”
When Xiaolan heard this, she became even more angry: "Hugh wants to scold!"
"I'll go, where am I swearing?"
"Who's a nun?
What the hell, did I just call her a nun?
Fang Zhou smiled bitterly and shook his head: "I didn't say who the nun is?
Xiaolan pursed her lips and said, "Kuanu's family is beautiful, is this an apology?"
Have I ever said that? Did she understand "show teasing" as praising her for being beautiful? He held back his laughter and wanted to tease her again.
"Yes, of course! You are not only funny, but also a funny!"
"What does that mean?"
"You are very, very beautiful. ”
"Okay, thank you for the compliment, then the slave family will make a joke. ”
"Uh......" Ark was about to suffocate internal injuries.
"For your sake, let's go, let's practice the sword. ”
"Huh? This ......"
Not allowing Fang Zhou to speak, Xiaolan took his hand and ran out of the house without hesitation.
"Slow down, slow down, it's okay to practice swords, I have words first, don't cry if you lose." ”
"Who will cry, this should be said by the slave family. ”
This little girl, although sometimes she doesn't distinguish between good and bad, is a straightforward girl, very innocent.
The ark immediately opened the stance, and in one move, the two were entangled together, and it was actually inseparable.
Looking at the two of them, Fang Yu winked at his wife. Shiyan smiled knowingly, left some silver taels, and told the two of them to wait for a while to buy food by themselves when they were hungry, and then went out shopping with the officials.
Perhaps because of the chaos, there were not many pedestrians on the street, and most of them were in a hurry.
"Official, the slave family wants to make some small clothes. ”
"It just so happens that I also want to make some close-fitting underwear for my mother. ”
"The slave family has underwear, how can they do it? Isn't it a waste of money?"
"The underwear I'm going to make is very different from yours. Beautiful and sexy, and comfortable. ”
"Official, what is sexy?"
"Clothes are not just for wearing, they are not just for warmth, and they are not just for covering shame. The clothes on the outside give people a sense of nobility and elegance, beauty and generosity, while the underwear inside is ......"
"How?"
"You'll know when the time comes. ”
Coming to the tailor's shop, Fang Yu asked the tailor to make twenty small clothes of different sizes according to his request. Then he asked the tailor to find fine silk and make a few pairs of lacing underwear and panties according to his requirements.
"No, it's too big, it's a little smaller. ”
"Guest officer, no matter how small it is, it's gone. ”
The tailor looked at him in amazement, he had never seen such a guest, nor had he ever seen such a guest, such a small dress.
"I'll pay you money, let you be small, where is the nonsense?"
"Yes yes yes ......"
"These twenty little clothes are for the children of the future, and I will pick them up tomorrow. As for the rest, I'll ask for it later. ”
"How can this be in time?"
"If it's too late, I won't want it, and you won't make any money. So saying, he laid ten taels of silver on the counter.
"Tomorrow at this time, I will come and get my clothes. The excess counts as your hard-earned expenses. How?"
Business in the town is not good in the first place, and now that the war is in chaos, business seems to be even more deserted. Now that a distinguished guest has arrived, how can you let the silver slip away? Even if you are blind, you have to take over this business.
"Since the guest officer is so bold, he will take over the business, and according to what the guest officer said, he will come to pick up the clothes at this time tomorrow. ”
Fang Yu laughed and pulled Shiyan to breakfast.
He ordered a chicken, a fish, two taels of beef, triangle wine, and a bowl of noodles.
He brought the noodles in front of him, and brought a chicken and a fish to Shiyan.
"It's very hard for my lady to give birth to children, if you can't eat enough, then call again, don't save me money. ”
"Hmm. ”
To tell the truth, she was already hungry. For some reason, I felt that I was digesting very quickly, and I felt hungry not long after eating.
The two of them had a good meal, but Xiaolan and Fang Zhou had some small accidents.
Zhenghuan, who was fighting between the two, Yang Fei, who had been in ambush for a long time, suddenly came out.
He had been looking for an opportunity, and now he saw Fang Yu and Shiyan go out, looking at the ten taels of silver and ten taels of gold on the stone table, thinking in his heart that this was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
He was small in stature, and he was agile and quick, and he suddenly burst out like a small black leopard.
I only felt a black shadow flashing in front of me!
The silver is gone.
The gold is gone.
"There are thieves!"
Xiaolan screamed and flew over.
Is there a thief? Damn, why didn't I see it? But the gold and silver on the stone table are gone, and it wasn't the thief who stole it, but who took it?
"Catch the thief!"
How can this be justified, stealing something to my house!" he yelled and chased after Xiaolan.
A short figure ran lifelessly in front, and a man and a woman chased frantically behind, forming a peculiar picture on the street.
Running faster than a rabbit! Damn, Lao Tzu let you run! The ark picked up the stones on the ground and threw them over.
"Ahh
Yang Fei stumbled, rolled on the ground a few times, and wanted to stand up and run away, but was caught up by Xiao Lan, who came later, and the cold blade immediately put on his neck.
"Okay, you thief, hand it over and spare you from death. ”
"Okay, okay, I was wrong, I was wrong, the woman spares her life, the woman spares her life, I don't dare next time!"
Yang Fei kept trembling, trembling and went to take out the silver in his arms, but with his other hand, he quietly took out a dagger from behind him.
As soon as Xiaolan reached out to receive the silver, Yang Fei suddenly tilted his head, and at the same time clasped her hand with his left hand, and suddenly pulled out the dagger with his right hand, stabbing at her chest with lightning speed.
It's too late to dodge at such a close distance.
"Be careful!"
said that it was too late, Fang Zhou rushed forward with a brisk step, and tightly protected Xiaolan's chest with his left hand.
The dagger plunged into the back of the ark's hand, and blood flowed instantly. He gritted his teeth and stabbed a sword with his backhand.
Yang Fei was clever, rolled backwards and dodged, spread his legs and ran again.
Xiaolan was stunned, no man had ever been so desperate to protect her.
"Why are you blocking this knife for the slaves?" she asked stupidly.
"I'm going to say I'm sorry this time. He grinned in pain, but he still didn't forget to joke.
"Why is that?"
"Because this time, I really touched you. "He was already sweating profusely.
"But if it weren't for you, I'm afraid the slave family would have been stabbed to death by that thief. Why are you doing that?"
"Why die for you?"
As soon as the words fell, he secretly admired himself, why did he suddenly pop up such a philosophical sentence?
"Thank you. Xiaolan's face turned red inexplicably, and her tone suddenly became extraordinarily gentle.