The old woman crushed the rune paper with her toes and scolded disdainfully:

"Bullshit Taoist, he only knows how to deceive people with a piece of yellow papyrus, and he doesn't even have a little mana. I want to pretend to exorcise ghosts and avoid evil spirits, and keep safe, phew! ”

A four-person sedan chair appeared out of thin air.

After the scholar walked awkwardly, the sedan chair man put the pole on his shoulders and set off with a shout.

The old woman followed the side of the sedan chair and walked quickly.

A night owl hovered in the sky, and from afar he saw these strange things leave below, and finally breathed a sigh of relief. Lower the altitude and search the hillside for traces of rats.

The four palanquin drivers bared their teeth, and after a while, they stopped to rest their breath and changed their poles to their shoulders.

One of them asked:

"Yan Po, didn't you detain a big stone, why is it so heavy?"

The old woman chirped:

"Bah, I really don't know the hell...... Don't look at this young man as just a mortal, but his blood is extremely vigorous. It's much stronger than the Maoshan big man last time, and of course it's much heavier. You carry the sedan chair hard, let the old man go and talk to the princess, and take a few more mouthfuls later. ”

A sedan chair driver sneered:

"I haven't eaten blood in a few days, and I'm so hungry that my chest is pressed against my back...... Those mortals are not kind, and they are as good as ghosts. Specially picked the noon group to run over, and there was no chance to attack. ”

And another:

"The blood of young men is the most energetic, and of course we have to dedicate it to the general, and we only hope to be able to gnaw some minced meat. Yan Po, this time, isn't it because a few beautiful women under your command are out of the horse to confuse you? It's not for me to say, those girls are not fuel-efficient lamps, and they will definitely steal ......"

The old woman chirped:

"A princess is coming over today, who dares to steal food? Taigong was angry, saying that Wang Jiu'er lived in isolation and refused to confuse mortals. The new ones don't learn to learn badly, and they would rather be scattered than obey her if they follow her, which is too disagreeable. No matter what, tonight, I have to force Jiu'er into the water. If she didn't do it, she tore her brother apart. ”

A palanquin driver exclaimed:

"Wang Jiu'er is still a big girl with yellow flowers, how can she be confused?"

Yan Po said:

"So, everyone should pay attention to the movement and be on guard."

In the sedan car, Xintianyou straightened his waist. With his hand on his forehead, his expression was quite distressed.

If the five ghosts outside knew what terrible thoughts were going on in his mind. I'm afraid I'm going to be scared to death again, so I will run away.

There are few monks in the world, and spirits are even more scarce.

Anyway, the boy has stayed in Yunshan for so many years, and he has never seen a ghost or an elf. When I arrived in Baisha City, I met the Divine Dragon Array Spirit, a real holy fetus. The former is too powerful, and the latter, although weak, is parasitic in a powerful shell, and neither is something to covet.

Encountering so many ghosts at once is like Scrooge touching a mountain of silver. If you only pick up two or three pieces and go, you won't be reconciled. I want to take it all, and I glare.

Sad, sad......

After a stick of incense, there was a "crackling" firecrackle outside the sedan car. The boy screamed and slapped, and the three aunts and six mothers-in-law cheered "Uncle is here", and the suona was loud and bright.

It's no different from a normal kiss, except for a bright moon hanging in the sky, not the sun.

The so-called ghosts in the world, for practitioners, are ghosts. Of all the spirits, it is the weakest.

Unless it's an old ghost, a terrible ghost, a big ghost...... Even immortal masters and real people are tricky. And imps, wandering spirits, wild ghosts, and the Mage of Tongyu who has learned a little rough spell can also be suppressed.

Tonight the ghosts gathered.

Xintianyou didn't have all the spells, so he was really distressed.

It's a bit like Lei Zhenzi killed 100,000 insects in one fell swoop, but he can only point to point. I can catch one, but I can't catch the second.

For ghosts, the world is full of malice.

The monks kill them, the monsters eat them, the sun kills them, and the thunder splits them...... Therefore, he was not very bold, and he was very inward-looking, and he "slipped away" after a little wind and grass.

Out of the sedan door, Xintianyou found that he had come to a spacious courtyard.

A total of five tables are set up inside, and the dishes are sumptuous and sumptuous . There were seven or eight people sitting around each table, looking straight over, their eyes glowing green.

These should belong to ghosts with heads and faces.

On the grinding disc on the sidelines, he couldn't see clearly whether it was a spider web or a red silk thread entangled.

At the outermost end sat a circle of beautiful women, with white and miserable faces, red lips, and no expression. According to the rules, women are not allowed to sit at the table during red and white ceremonies. Even if you are seated, you are not allowed to sit on the table.

Like a marionette, the boy followed Yan Po and walked inward.

A boy suddenly stood up, revealing his green fangs. The mouth opened a foot long, and the foul-smelling saliva dripped down, viciously biting the back of the green shirt. The village woman next to it turned into a skeleton in seconds, and her sharp claws rose and thrust into the back of the boy's head with a "whoosh".

There was a commotion, and the chopsticks fell to the bowl.

All four people stood up, revealing the appearance of a half-rotted corpse, ready to pounce. Some of their cheeks are half rotten, some of their eyeballs fall out of their sockets, but their tendons are still connected, and some have maggots drilled out of their chests......

Xintianyou turned around in astonishment, only to see the villagers of the four tables nodding their heads honestly, and the gentle woman slapped the top of the bear child's head. The boy shed a line of crystal saliva, and said innocently: "Uncle, you are so fragrant......"

Yan Po turned around and raised her handkerchief, crossed her waist and scolded:

"You thieves are all hungry ghosts reincarnated. Eat, know to eat. The main dish has not yet been cooked, and the monkey is in a hurry! ”

After finishing speaking, he darkened his face, led the scholar to the upper seat and sat down, and introduced his father-in-law, mother-in-law, eldest brother, third uncle, and old lady.

Several people were smiling, and their eyes were all swirling around Xintianyou, as if they were weighing the color.

Xintianyou also weighed them, silently compared them with the records in the Daozang, and swallowed a big mouthful of saliva.

Nima, developed!

These are at least two hundred years old ghosts!

Especially after the war between Hua Guo and Zhou, he devoured a large number of geistins and became a real golden ghost.

The old prince coughed twice and asked:

"You're a reader?"

Xintianyou was wearing a set of green shirts and Confucian clothes today, and replied respectfully.

"I studied hard in the cold window, and I haven't gained fame yet."

The "mother-in-law" dressed as a rich man in the countryside swallowed his saliva when she saw him "goo dong dong", hurriedly raised her chopsticks, and persuaded with a smile, "Uncle, eat vegetables, eat vegetables......

Xintianyou did not move.

He didn't turn on the Divine Soul Induction, for fear that the strong Divine Sense radiation would scare the ghosts away. With the naked eye, it is impossible to distinguish the situation in front of you.

The ghost knows if this plate of chicken, duck and fish meat is a toad, snot, locust, maggot......

Lao Tzu is not fooled!

The "father-in-law" shivered with fat cheeks and raised a glass in respect.

"Uncle, drink. We are a small village, there is nothing else, and the water can be clear. The wine that is brewed can be smelled ten miles away......"

Xintianyou smiled, didn't even sniff the cup under his nose, and said:

"Wine can be disorderly, not to be drunk in groups, not to indulge...... Self-cultivation, family harmony, governing the country, and leveling the world must uphold moderation. If you drink alcohol, you will easily go off the rails......"

The scene gradually became cold, and all the "people" looked at each other and couldn't understand.

Before the scholar finished speaking, a huge palm slammed on the table, shaking the chopsticks and dishes.

A voice roared:

"This guy is entertaining us!"

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