Chapter 320: Scolding Liu Bei (2)
"Zhou Yu, what do you mean, kid? My eldest brother, can you call and drink? As soon as Zhang Fei entered the big tent of the Chinese army, he didn't look at the real thing, and he didn't pick the time when this black guy spoke, obviously Zhou Yu's face was a little wrong today, there were only three or five people in the big tent on weekdays, and now there were generals in armor on the left and right in the big tent, and Dian Wei and Zhou An stood in the first column.
"Drag it down and hit the ten army sticks first-" Zhou Yu said with a calm face, and the generals on the left and right were about to step forward and take down Zhang Fei.
"Slow down—Zhou Yu, what do you mean by that? My third brother Yide is right, why do you need a marching law? Guan Yu saw that Zhou Yu was going to beat Zhang Feijun without saying a word when they met, and he forgot where it was, so he directly called Zhou Yu's name when he spoke. Zhou Yu's current identity is Yangzhou Assassin Shi and General Pingkou, no matter from that aspect, he is respected in that regard, and he usually argues with Liu Guan and Zhang It is condescending and noble, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei have committed a big taboo.
"It's the same - drag it down and hit the Ten Army Sticks!" Zhou Yu spoke again, he originally wanted to say that he wanted to open his mouth, but there was no such thing in this army, and besides, opening his mouth was only a punishment that would be used when the county government court tried the case, and it was best to let them have a good memory for a long time.
"You-"
"Zhou Yu, you-"
"Yun Chang, Yide shut up!" When Liu Bei was young, his father was still a county order, and there was nothing left in Liu Bei's generation, which was a trick that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty came up with in order to eliminate the excessive power of the clan, and in the end, it was the same as the common people, and the clan forces left behind were the descendants of the Liu family, who were the closest and most descendants. Liu Bei saw that Guan Yu and Zhang Fei still wanted to resist, so he hurriedly spoke out to dissuade them, he had already seen Dian Wei and Zhou An preparing to make a move, and if he didn't ask Zhou Yu to make a big deal about it, he would make a big deal out of it, and openly despise the history of the assassination of Yizhou, which was enough to make the three of them famous in the world, and if they wanted to enter the court in the future, it would be tantamount to a fool's dream. Liu Bei thought of this, and didn't dare to delay any longer, so he quickly knelt on the ground and made a big salute before he spoke: "The last general, Liu Bei, visited Lord Zhou, and begged the Lord to read that they don't understand the rules of the army, and spare them this time, right?" ”
"Hmph - although the two of them are brave, they have no military law, and the military law of this officer is to let them remember one thing, that is, there must be rules in the army. Is this a wet market? Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, are you guilty? Smack-" Zhou Yu slapped the table fiercely as he spoke, ignoring Liu Bei who was kneeling on the ground, Liu Bei in the romance is also a delicate character in all directions, why is this Liu Bei in front of him not clever at all, how can he still look so virtuous when he has helped him so many times.
"Yun Chang and Yide quickly kneel down and confess! In the military tent, there must be an official title, and calling the official by his name is a contempt for the imperial power, and if he is investigated, he can be punished for complicity against the major crime! Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were still unconvinced, they were not in a hurry, Liu Bei was in a hurry, and hurriedly stood up and pulled them to kneel in front of Zhou Yu. There is no way, if Zhou Yu is determined to deal with them now, then the three brothers are really big men and can't tolerate them, thieves are thieves after all-
"The last general Guan Yu is guilty!"
"The last general Zhang Fei is guilty!"
The two of them looked reluctant, Zhou Yu was also very unhappy, today is the king of heaven Lao Tzu is here, and I have made up my mind about you, even if you are a famous general? I, Corporal Lixian, is respecting the Taoyuan Three Knots in the Romance, not a thing that doesn't understand etiquette, even if I don't punish you today, you will be relieved of your arrogance and unruly in the future. However, Zhou Yu wronged Guan Yu and Zhang Fei a little, after all, it was Shengdou Xiaomin who dared to speak loudly when he saw the big officials, and it was not that Zhou Yu was too indulgent to them when he was in Guangzong, where did Guan Yu and Zhang Fei dare to be presumptuous, but this can't take the tolerance of others as the capital of their own indulgence, speaking of which, it is still Guan Yu and Zhang Fei who don't understand the advance and retreat, in history, Guan Yu said that the tiger girl An can marry a dog will make Dongwu's teeth itch, don't look for a chance to get you behind the back to make you incomprehensible only hate; After Guan Yu's death, Zhang Fei took the anger of the people around him, and waited until he woke up to kill them, who didn't want to live a good life and live happily, so he let people cut off their heads and leave in their sleep. Such two people are good at kung fu in their hands, and this brain is really not good!
"Hmph—what's the sin of you two? Tell Ben Shuai to listen to it - if you say that you will be exempted from all the guilt, if you can't say it, then add five military sticks! Zhou Yu's fingers lightly clasped the tabletop, and the big tent knew silently that Da Shuai was angry, and this anger was not ordinarily small.
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei couldn't get Liu Bei's guidance behind Liu Bei, the two could only glance at each other, Zhang Fei first said stubbornly, "The last general doesn't know what he is wrong with?" The eldest brother said that what is calling Shangguan, it seems that you are not our Shangguan either, right? ”
"What the third brother said is right - my two brothers are not wrong, you made us confess our guilt, and the official level crushed people to death! You don't know how much older than us, you can say whatever you want! Guan Yu still looks arrogant, he doesn't think they are wrong, as soon as he enters the big tent indiscriminately, he will take the two brothers under the knife, and he doesn't know where the evil fire came from to find fault with them, the typical thing is to deliberately find fault!
"Drag out the fifteen military sticks-" Zhou Yu didn't talk nonsense with them anymore, and directly let people drag them out, even if they wanted to resist with their bare hands, they might not be able to curry favor in the big tent, and Liu Bei was still kneeling there, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei didn't dare to make a mistake and could only follow them out.
"Dian Wei, Zhou An, and Liu Bei stay, and Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, who have completed the military law, will also be carried here for me in a while-the rest of the people should retreat!" Zhou Yu waved his hand to let everyone else withdraw, leaving Liu Bei still kneeling on the ground, only to hear Zhou Yu continue: "General Liu Bei, do you know why Ben Shuai punished Guan Yu and Zhang Fei? ”
"I know - they don't understand the rules of the army, and they call the name of the marshal taboo, and the marshal punishes them, and the last general teaches and asks the marshal to punish them!" Liu Bei hurriedly admitted his mistake, lowered his head and didn't dare to raise it.
At this time, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei had already limped in after completing the military law, that is, in order to teach them a lesson, Zhou Yu did not hurt his muscles and bones when he went down with the fifteenth army stick, and the physical fitness of the two was good, so he didn't dare to say more when he walked into the tent, and stood aside obediently.
"Hmph—what are you asking me to say about you? The corpse that was given to you was to get you promoted quickly, but what are you doing? With 2,000 elite soldiers in pursuit of the remnants of the bandits, they were almost wiped out, so it was just a failure! Now that you are disguised and do not speed up the march, and you are still grinding along the way, I really don't know how your brains grow? Don't you know how many pairs of eyes Zhang Jiao's corpse are staring at? Zhang Jiao's corpse is not as simple as a corpse now, he can be said to be a mountain of gold and silver! This will be Huangfu Song, Dong Zhuo, Han Fu, Wang Kuang, Sikong Yuan Feng's eldest son Yuan Shao, second son Yuan Shu, and Jian Shuo, one of the ten permanent servants, are all spreading people to block Yuzhou, in order to dig three feet into the ground to find Zhang Jiao's body. Are you all pig brains? If I'm wrong, I shouldn't have scolded the pigs, I'm insulting the pigs, and the pigs are smarter than you! You're still in a hurry, are you afraid that other people won't know that you have a horn in your hand? I knew that it was better to add a ditch to Zhang Jiao directly! A group of idiots-" Zhou Yu is angry, and when he opens his mouth, he scolds.
"Aren't we also here to hide people's eyes-" Liu Bei blushed for a long time and held back such a sentence.
"Smack-" Zhou Yu directly threw the bamboo slip in his hand on Liu Bei's head, and then continued, "Liu Xuande, I really look down on you, take a look at what is said in this yourself?" I don't know what to say about you—"
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