In the eyes of my parents, my uncle was a powerful man, so he naturally agreed with joy, and I was even more overjoyed, and I had long wanted to go out to explore the clues of the world.

In this way, from the age of sixteen, I finally completely walked out of the village and small county town where I grew up, and began to wander around with my uncle, no! It's a breakout.

I originally thought that my uncle was just taking me around to work, like many of my fellow villagers who were a few years older than me, to save money for a future wife.

What I never expected was that my uncle actually told me that he would subdue demons and exorcise tricks, and planned to start cultivating me from now on, all as an heir. In addition, he also asked me to change my mind, and in the future, I could no longer call him uncle, but change to master.

My mood at that time, as you can imagine, was naturally unbelieving.

Although it was my uncle who found me at the Huangxian Temple, after all, I was still young at that time, and my impression was vague, so I couldn't take it seriously. Besides, I have received nine years of compulsory education, can I believe this lie? That's the trick!

Unexpectedly, my uncle went on to tell me the "mythical story" of the coffin that was comparable to the best work at the end of the year of "Story Club", and I felt that there was something wrong with the old man's spirit!

If he wants to say that I picked it up from the garbage can, I will probably believe it. But you say that I was born in such a strange coffin, so my biological parents must not be some kind of deep mountain old demon and ancient demon?!

Although I have always suspected that I am not born to my parents, I don't have such a big brain! Filming? Write it!

This is my master, a super unreliable old man.

And his so-called heirs and craftsmanship are very different from what I imagined.

In the past few years, we have traveled almost half of China, from the three eastern provinces with vast land and sparse population, high sky and clouds, and then to the prosperous Yangtze River Delta region of Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai.

Then to Liangguang, where everyone speaks Cantonese and Teochew dialect, and Hainan, where people die of heat, there are villages, small towns, cities, and suburbs everywhere, and I have really gained insight and opened my eyes.

Everywhere we go, we do things that are extremely boring: in addition to sleeping and eating, half of the time we set up street stalls to tell fortunes, and the other half of the time we do door-to-door practice.

The content of the fortune telling is the same, almost all of them are peach blossoms, criticizing eight characters, removing bad luck, attracting fortune and the like, which is quite boring.

Master called fortune-telling a "small job", mainly because this kind of business makes less money, generally ranging from two to three hundred, and at most one thousand caps, but fortunately, it is easy, and it is often a matter of a few words.

There are two kinds of practices, one is the super undead who do funerals, generally the old man dies, and he will invite us to the door.

But this kind of work is relatively rare, and although we have an advantage in price, most of the business is preempted by Taoist priests and monks who seem to be more stylish, organized, and more promoyan.

The second is to drive away tricks and catch demons, which is what the master often calls "big work", and the fee is also high, and tens of thousands are not unusual.

It's just that this exorcism and demon hunting is really a bit ...... False.

At first, I was full of curiosity, thinking that it could be like in a horror movie, but after watching Master perform several rituals, I realized that what kind of demon subjugation and evil removal is simply self-acting performance art.

Let me tell you how my master tricked me.

Before going to the door, the master would ask the employer in detail what problems needed to be solved, and he would talk about the details in the most detail.

Then, according to the different needs of the employer, the date and time of the visit will be selected, sometimes at noon, sometimes at night, and it is not fixed.

I also need to prepare some special items, which I have to buy specifically, and Master arranged for me to do this kind of errand work.

Generally speaking, the common ones are agarwood, cinnabar, yellow table paper, five emperor coins, red rope, chicken (dog) blood, glutinous rice and black donkey hooves, etc.

After everything was ready, the Master went to the door and opened the altar at the calculated hour.

Before doing so, the Master would always cleanse his hands with rootless water, then respectfully burn incense, and then prostrate himself at the incense burner and begin to recite the mantra in his mouth.

As the name suggests, this so-called "rootless water" refers to water that has not landed. Generally, rain is the main thing, but there are also snow water and dew water, which symbolizes the essence of heaven and earth and high-purity clean water.

In fact, Master carries bottled pure water with him all the year round, which is still the cheapest kind, a bottle of Wahaha for one yuan, I really don't know if he uses this bottle to hold rootless water, or if it is pure water in the first place.

Regarding the mantra recited by the master, it is generally divided into two sections, the first is the "Pure Heart Mantra" and the second is the "Heavenly Gate Opening Mantra", which needs to be recited seven times in a row.

To put it simply, it is to calm and calm the mind so that the altar can be opened. After the three high incense sticks are burned, you can move on to the next step: please the Dharma instrument.

Master told me that there are many magic weapons in the world, and his magic weapon is the treasure of one in a thousand miles—a wooden sword.

To be honest, I used to watch a lot on the Internet, and I also heard a little about what peach wood sword tricks and jujube wood sword demon subjugation.

But Master's wooden sword is as light as a toy, and it looks dilapidated, like Hong Qigong's half-section dog stick, not at all like the legendary peach wood or jujube wood.

Seeing that I questioned, the master showed a deep and obscene smile, and secretly whispered in my ear that his sword was a combination of peach wood and jujube wood, and it was also added! Strong! Edition!

I was so shocked that I almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of old blood......

After the Dharma instrument is released, the practice is officially started. In addition to the things that had been prepared before, the master would start reciting the mantra again, which was not fixed, but changed according to the goblins and monsters to be subdued.

For example, the "Anzhai Shock Curse" to deal with the general weirdness, the "Golden Light Curse" to exorcise demons, the "Heavenly God General Curse" to restrain zombies, the "Ten Thousand Urgent Divine Curse" and so on, I will not go into detail for the time being.

All of this may sound tense and exciting, but it doesn't really mean anything.

In the past few years with Master, I have seen him do more than a hundred Dharma deeds, but from beginning to end, not to mention any ancient evil things, old demons in the deep mountains, I have never even seen a shadow of a little trick or a little demon!

You must be curious, what age are you now, and you can still make so much money? I didn't believe it at first, but someone approached my master to solve these supernatural events.

I don't know if Master's spells are effective or not, but there really are no employers who have found them because of practices or fortune-telling, so my master must still have some ability.

Don't think that this money is easy to make, if you don't sell your strength, who can be willing to pay out?

It was only after the master had recited a few mantras that the practice officially began to reach its climax, and the old man, who looked like a platinum star, officially began his performance......