The secret of Bobomi
The next morning, the sun that had not been seen for a long time shone into Yu Siqi's room, and the warm light on the windowsill was slowly approaching him along the edge of the bed. The door was gently pushed open, and Bobosha flashed into the room and blew cold air in the ears of Yu Siqi, who was dreaming in the bed. Soon, he sat up with a spirit. Opened her sleepy-eyed eyes and watched Bobosha look at herself angrily with breakfast on her head.
"The next time you bring breakfast, can you stop blowing into people's ears, it's uncomfortable." Yu Siqi hurriedly put on his socks and said, "Just call me." ”
"But it's almost eleven o'clock now, and if you don't eat breakfast, you'll have to eat it with lunch." The largest drawer in the middle of Bobosha's body actually let out bursts of white smoke as soon as it was loosened and closed, and it seemed that he was indeed very angry.
"Wait for me to wash up," Yu Siqi quickly got dressed and hurried into the bathroom. At this time, a person just came out of it, it was Shi Yizhe with messy hair, he smiled and said, "Have you also been woken up by that guy?" Blowing into my ears, I really don't know where this strange thing learned such a shady method. ”
"Probably self-taught," Yu Siqi picked up his mouthwash cup and said, "By the way, have you eaten it?" ”
Seeing Shi Yizhe raise his eyebrows and look at himself, he realized that he seemed to have said the wrong thing, so he quickly changed his words and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't notice that you just finished going to the toilet." ”
"Well... It's not a very important detail," Shi Yizhe walked out sideways and said: "Remember to press a few more times when squatting in the pit, I feel that the toilet drain button is a little uncomfortable." ”
"Okay," Yu Siqi turned his face and began to shove the toothbrush into his mouth in the mirror, and soon, the mint-scented foam filled his mouth. As he lowered his head and began to drink, a scratching sound that was not particularly noticeable reached his ears. When he turned off the faucet and tried to listen, he found that the bathroom was very quiet, except for the sound of dripping water from the spout. But when he picked up the towel and turned on the faucet to wash his face, the unnatural scraping sound sounded again. This time he began to search for the source of the sound, and found that there seemed to be nothing suspicious in the entire bathroom other than his own sound.
So after wiping his face in a hurry, he returned to his room, where Bobosha was humming a tune that looked like an advertising song.
Eating salted eggs and rice porridge, Yu Siqi asked, "Bobosha, why did I hear strange noises in the bathroom?" ”
"What? Could it be that they... No, you probably heard it wrong. Bobosha's face changed a few times and said, "Sometimes it's like this when you just get up. ”
"I'm sober, thank you." Yu Siqi picked up a piece of marinated bacon and said, "Is this also made by your brother?" Its craftsmanship is really good, and it's surprisingly delicious. ”
"Thank you, it's our greatest happiness to be able to satisfy your food." "After all, we were born to serve humanity," Bobosha said cheerfully. ”
"Did you cook in the tower before?" Yu Siqi chewed on a green vegetable root and said, "This thing tastes a little sweet, it's the first time I've eaten this thing." ”
"Sweet potato root has enough sugar to taste." Bobosha smiles, "We all use our own ingredients from the kitchen. ”
"Can't you make your own?" Yu Siqi asked.
"No, I don't think so." Bobosha shook her head and said, "There are two things in this world that cannot be done no matter what, one is to cook out of thin air. ”
"What about the other one?" Yu Siqi drank the last mouthful of porridge in the bowl, and asked with a little satisfaction as he put the bowl on Bobosha's head.
"Rise from the dead," Bobosha said, handing him a towel, "it's forbidden by God." ”
"But I seem to have died once," Yu Siqi took the towel and wiped his mouth, "It's ridiculous to say, since that time I've seen a lot of things that I never dared to dream about." ”
"Maybe you don't deserve to die," said Bobosa, turning around, "I'll have to go and prepare lunch, and I'll see you later, the priest said you could talk to them after dinner." ”
"Okay, I'll go over here." Yu Siqi followed Bobosha to the living room, and saw that Father Ann was talking to a dark blue wall. That's right, Bobomi actually claimed to have changed into a new dress today, and he was showing off his new clothes to everyone.
"How's it going, isn't this new dress of mine particularly pretty?" Bo Bomi noticed Yu Siqi's arrival and hurried over to ask.
"In general, I've always thought that white is more appropriate." Yu Siqi said: "The bacon and the sweet potato root go well together, I haven't eaten such a delicious breakfast for a long time." ”
"You're thinking differently," Xie Baozhen pouted, "Could it be that I used to make breakfast to fool you?" Really! ”
"No, no, you all have your own strengths." Shi Yizhe came over with tea and said, "Look, didn't you just say that the taste of egg yolk is particularly moderate?" ”
"Did you turn against you?" Xie Baozhen leaned on the sofa with his hands on his chest and said.
"I don't think there's any need to be hostile to anyone," said Fr. Ann with a smile, "Isn't it good to have someone else cooking?" And I personally think your finger seems to be on the wrong track. ”
"Oh... Wouldn't the priest be happy to find out that no one had stopped him from stealing food from the kitchen in the middle of the night? Xie Baozhen said angrily.
"Hey, Zhen, I've said that many times. I just wanted to make a pot of tea, not to go there to find something to eat. "Father An is talking nonsense seriously, and that kind of nonsense is unreliable even for people like Yu Siqi who haven't been here for a long time.
"Can Father Priest explain how your teapot ended up in Azhe's room?" Xie Baozhen took the hot tea handed over by Shi Yizhe and asked, "Or did you two discuss the new use of tea together last night?" ”
"Well, that's true," said Father Ann with a flat face, "I smelled meat last night, so I went downstairs to check and found the light on in the kitchen. When I went in, I found that it was empty, so I turned off the lights and went back to sleep. When I was about to go back to the room, I met Ah Zhe who got up to pee, so I chatted with him. In the middle of the night, if two big men don't do something, can they talk? So, you get the idea. ”
"Then I borrowed Xiao An's teapot and used it, and it was very good." Shi Yizhe tilted his head and said, "Regarding the matter in the kitchen, I think it is necessary to ask the new guy." ”
"Ask me? I don't know anything! Bobomi's panicked expression made people think there was something wrong at first glance.
"Look, I think there's a ghost in there." Xie Baozhen said.
"Don't be afraid, speak up." "Judging from the performance of these meals," said Fr. Ann, "I am generally certain that this was not the work of your brothers. So the question is, we only brought your brothers home, so who is cooking? ”
"Who said I can't cook," Bobomi quibbled, "If I really can't cook, don't you eat air for both meals?" ”
"That's strange," said Father Ann, tilting his head, "as you can see, if it was really you who prepared our meals in the kitchen, then why didn't I see your people yesterday?" ”
"That's... I guess my brother is helping, right... It's not a kitchen now, so why don't I call it? Bobomi said with a wandering look in his eyes.
"Okay, let's sort of." Father Ann touched his bare chin and said, "Maybe you don't know that when I got up to shave today, there was actually someone whistling in the bathroom where no one was there. ”
"And this kind of thing?" Shi Yizhe asked in surprise.
"It's true, according to my understanding, Ah Zhe shouldn't have gotten up at that time, and Bobosha was doing an ear massage or something for him; And less than is still asleep. Father Ann crossed his fingers and said, "Ah Zhen never whistles, Bobomi you... If I'm not mistaken, you were showing off your new clothes to Ah Zhen, right? ”
"Yes," Bobomi whispered.
"So who's whistling?" Father Ann stared at Bobomi with piercing eyes and asked, "Maybe you can give me a reasonable explanation." ”
"Speaking of which, when I was rinsing my mouth, I heard a scraping sound coming from the bathroom." Yu Siqi hurriedly said.
"So, after I finished using the toilet today, I found that the keys were a little difficult to use. Could there be some connection between this? Schyitzer added.
"Quite possibly, but I think we might as well go over and see for ourselves." Fr. Ann stood up and said, "Perhaps this is the best thing to do, since our new friend is not going to speak. ”
"I say, I'll say it all." Bobomi raised his hands and said, "Don't blame me for saying it?" ”
"As long as it's not harmful to us, I don't blame anyone or anything." Father Ann pulled a chair and sat down in front of Bopomi and said, "Please begin your speech. ”
"I... I've brought everyone here. Bobomi plucked up courage and said.
"What?" Xie Baozhen asked.
"If I'm not mistaken, you seem to have said a 'big guy.'" Father Ann said calmly, "Please explain why you did this?" ”
"Both the master and Mr. Parvadi are killed, and the place where we are will soon disappear into the vast turbulence because it has lost the support of its strength. Originally, I was going to stay with my brother and replace them as the pillars of the tower to maintain the balance. But your invitation gave my brother and me a new idea, so we privately discussed hiding everyone in my stomach and coming out with you. Bobomi said in a low voice, "I know it's a bit abrupt, but after all, those are our companions, and I can't abandon them and run for my life." ”
"So where are they now?" Fr. Ann asked.
"Right around us, some guys are building their new homes, so there's a bit of a commotion." Popomi pointed to the low cabinet and said, "That's Mr. Makima, and the towel was provided to us." The whistle in the bathroom was probably Mistress Qu Guang, who was Mr. Parvadi's assistant. As for the ones who work in the kitchen, they're actually the Leila sisters. You don't usually see them, because they have no real form, only a rough outline, a bit like the ghosts of your human world. ”
"Feelings are really 'ghosts' cooking!" Xie Baozhen pretended to be very scared and said, "I won't have any problems after eating so much, right?" ”
"Of course not," said Bobomi, "the big guys are really good men, just like the dead Mr. Parvadi." ”
"Is that all, no reservations, right?" Father Ann asked, blinking.
"There may be some guys I don't know myself, and they may be following." Bo Bomi's position was slightly shaken and said: "After all, it happened suddenly, and I could only stuff all the living existence into my stomach, how much did I stuff... Can we talk about it next time? ”
"All right," said Father Ann, patting Bopomi on the cheek, "you are not as stupid as you seem!" I'm underestimating you strange creatures. ”
"I beg your pardon," Bobo said apologetically.
"What are you sorry for, it's too late for me to be happy?" Father Ann smiled and said, "Who would have thought that my whim, an idea, could bring so many interesting changes to this lifeless house." You brothers, what a living treasure! Hahaha! ”
The priest was crazy, this was the first thought that popped into Yu Siqi's mind. But when he saw everyone doing their things as if nothing had happened, he thought that maybe he was the one who was about to go crazy, so he laughed a few times and went back to his room.