The forests are lush and the wildflowers are colorful.

“…… Lang crossed the bridge, and the river flowers were red like fire......"

A young girl humming a little tune is bending down to pick mushrooms.

The round buttocks were raised high, and the flower, bird, water and grass pattern blue pleated skirt was opened, like a big flower umbrella, exuding a vigorous youthful atmosphere.

"Don't move!"

There was a suppressed nervous voice behind him.

Twenty steps away, the young man who was half-kneeling on the ground and tying up firewood had a cold face, his squinting eyes were firmly fixed on the oblique front, and his palm grabbed a stick and slowly pumped it out.

"Wow...... Xiaotian, come and see. This nest of mushrooms is so beautiful...... Red, green, and colorful......"

Ma Cuihua was in a very good mood, talking and humming, burying her head in a fierce operation.

"Stop singing...... Slowly move to the left front......"

"What's wrong?"

The girl straightened her waist in confusion, took a half-step back with her right foot, and turned sideways with a grin.

More than four feet away from her, a huge "mountain wind" erected the upper half of her body, and her flat neck swelled horribly into a rice shovel. Successively leaning up, then swooping, like a lightning flash.

Boom......

The rattan snapped, the firewood flew all over the sky, and the boy disappeared in place.

The black and white body of the snake flew in the air, and the eyes were cold and ruthless. The mouth of the snake was wide open, and juice was pouring out from the ends of the sharp upper groove teeth. Just one drop, only half a cup of tea, can poison dozens of strong men.

A stick faded into a phantom as quickly as it swooped through the air, but when it touched the snake's neck, it instantly retracted. The head of the stick twisted and twisted under the sudden stop, and let out a low buzzing beep, picking the long snake body into the weeds two feet away.

"Phew, it's not easy for you to grow so big, let's let go of the horse today. Learn to be smart in the future, hide when you touch a two-legged one, and don't bite indiscriminately. Even if you bite to death, you won't be able to swallow it. ”

The boy cursed a few words, and raised his hand to shake the stick over.

Against a snake, you don't need to use energy to perform violent teleportation. The easiest way to deal with it is to break the snake's neck with a flick of a finger and eliminate the danger in the bud. But the boy didn't want to kill it, and he didn't expect that the girl who picked the mushrooms didn't listen to the command at all.

The weeds are shaking.

The serpent was terrified and rushed madly into the depths of the mountain forest.

Yes......

A high-pitched scream finally broke out.

The bamboo basket fell, and Ma Cuihua sat on the ground with a pale face.

The boy said helplessly:

"The snake is running away, don't bark. When your dad heard it, he thought something was going on. ”

"How do you speak? I almost got bitten to death, isn't that a big deal? ”

Ma Cuihua sneered weakly, looked at the grass, and then shrank her neck and turned her head to look around. I always feel that under the rocks behind the tree, a poisonous snake may come out at any time to bite me. Both legs were weak, and I couldn't stand up after trying a few times.

The young man looked around and said:

"Don't mess around. With such a large king cobra entrenched, there is certainly no second snake in the forest. However, there are still quite a lot of poisonous insects...... Don't move. ”

This time, Ma Cuihua didn't dare to move, and she didn't even dare to breathe. The two eyeballs followed the boy like a stiff puppet.

The young man quickly walked up to her side and squatted down, puffed out his cheeks, and blew out in one breath.

A fluffy spider the size of a fingernail bouncing off a rock and being blown away without a trace.

"Silver-bellied tarantulas can't kill people, but they are very painful and cause skin to ulcerate. Okay, there is no poison in a radius of several feet...... Huh......"

The boy stared at the scattered mushrooms, his delicate eyebrows furrowed.

"Hey, do you want to poison everyone?"

As soon as she heard this, Ma Cuihua's heart was furious. I don't know where the strength came from, I got up with a wheel, and raised my eyebrows.

"Xintianyou, what are you talking about? Hmph, the dog bites Lu Dongbin, and he doesn't know the hearts of good people. ”

The young man pointed to the ground one by one, and said without a good breath:

"See for yourself, what are you picking? The bright color of the mushroom indicates that the heavy metal exceeds the standard and is highly toxic. Pretty colors are a warning that I don't want to mess with. The king cobra shook its upper body and gave a 'sizzle' warning to get out of its turf. You patronize and hum songs, but get closer and closer. ”

The girl was confused and said blankly:

"Xiaotian, how do you talk like an old master, babbling oh oh oh so hard to understand. What kind of gold is heavy metal and how much does it weigh? What are glasses...... As for the king cobra, it is obviously a mountain wind, and the countryside also shouts rice shovel heads. ”

Xin Tianyou squatted down, picked up the mushrooms one by one, and asked rhetorically.

"Who is the old master, who also knows heavy metals?"

Ma Cuihua hurriedly helped, followed his example, picked gray, white and black mushrooms and put them in the bamboo basket, shaking her head.

"Hee-hee, the old master is my nickname. He is only 30 years old, surnamed Lao, and lives next door to my house to teach children Mengxue. I often talk about the comfort of life, not as good as the twilight of spring, the spring clothes are ready, the crown is five or six people, the boy is six or seven, bathing, the wind is dancing, and the song returns...... It makes people's ears calloused, and it can't be annoying. One day, I asked where Yi was and what the dancing goose was. He couldn't answer, and it was presumed that it was handed down from ancient times, and few people knew. ”

With such a long string of ancient texts, she can memorize them, and it seems that her ears are indeed calloused.

Where is Yi and what is a dancing goose? Xintianyou naturally knew, but he didn't want to explain. Nodding his head, he changed the subject and asked:

"Sister Cuihua, why didn't you dodge the blow of the mountain wind just now?"

Hearing a "sister", the girl's heart was overjoyed, she proudly patted her towering breast, and said with a big grin:

"Xiaotian, my sister is a martial artist, and she gathers qi on the second floor. Whoever dares to bully you in the future will squeak, hum, sister will beat him...... However, when I suddenly saw the snake, I was stunned and didn't know how to dodge. ”

The young man smiled, revealing a mouthful of neat white teeth.

"It's nothing, it's normal. Some girls are not even afraid of tigers and leopards, but they are afraid of rats and cockroaches......"

Ma Cuihua shook her head and said gloomily:

"Sister is not a little girl, she can't get married, she is about to become an old girl. The family is poor, and he is not good-looking, with a big cake face and a bucket waist...... The girls you are talking about are as tender as flowers......"

Xin Tianyou stood up, looked at her seriously, and said:

"Sister, you are also a flower."

"Ah, what flowers?"

"Sunflowers."

Sunflower? Ma Cuihua's mind turned several times before she reacted, and she raised her slap in a huff.

Xintianyou ran away, picking up scattered firewood and bundling it while explaining.

"What's so bad about sunflowers? Soak up the sun and thrive. ”

The girl didn't hit it, and sneered.

"Hmph, it's good, there will be no shortage of melon seeds in the future."

After a cup of tea, the two of them chatted and went down the mountain.

"Xiaotian, you are far away, why did you beat the snake away all of a sudden?"

"I'm right behind me, you're not paying attention."

Ma Cuihua was frightened by the poisonous snake, she couldn't remember the scene clearly, and she didn't bother to think about it. Worriedly looking at the bright sky, he asked:

"Is it really going to rain?"

"Depending on the humidity and wind speed of the air, the tendency of clouds to gather, there will definitely be heavy rain in half an hour."

"My dad already knew that he was better than you."

"Ah, he's going to look at the weather?"

"Hee-hee, he's an old cold leg. It hurts before the rain, and the heavier the rain, the worse it hurts, but it works. No, the more you hurry, the more you rush it, the car will break down...... Because his legs are cold, he is cute and drinks, and when he gets drunk, he brags. I once made a bet with someone to break the tree with a punch, and my mother couldn't pull it. ”

"The result?"

"The tree is broken, but it doesn't break. Dad said that he farted when he was lucky, and he was angry, so it doesn't count. ”

"Hah...... Others are not stupid, and they will definitely not agree to him sober up and fight again. ”

"Yes, they took the horses away. The mother was so angry that she searched all the broken silver and copper plates on her father's body. Hmph, call him drink, call him bragging......"

"My master is like this, he bragged when he got drunk."

"Blow what?"

Xin Tianyou coughed twice, held back his voice out of the vicissitudes of life, and scolded.

"Turtle son, it's not that I can't win against you, it's that I don't want to destroy the whole world."

That's awesome! Ma Cuihua gave a thumbs up and smiled.

"There's even better."

Xintianyou stopped and pointed to the sky, jumped up and scolded angrily: "The sun of the dog day has become bigger again." Believe it or not, Lao Tzu punched you immortal banban! ”

"Hehe, if your master is so powerful, you can be the king...... Oh no, just be the emperor. ”

The boy looked at her strangely and asked, "Do you know what an emperor is?" ”

"Of course you know, if you rule the world, you are the emperor."

Xintianyou was stunned when he heard this, and felt that it was necessary to reassess the current world. Even Ma Cuihua knows the "emperor", and the ghost knows how many traces of the previous generation of civilization have left.

"Master doesn't want me to be a king or an emperor."

"So what? You can't nest in the mountains and collect medicine for the rest of your life. ”

"He wants me to shatter the void and lead humanity out of here."

"Ah, then don't you become a god?"

"I don't think it's possible to become a god, and it's quite possible to become a neurotic."

Oops......

Hey, hey, hey......

The girl laughed breathlessly, and the boy followed suit.

The voice is transparent and clear, heartless and lungless. Echoing in the secluded mountain forest, it seems like a spring tinkling.

The wind is rising.

The clouds move in all directions.