Chapter 312: Hemorrhoids
"You just said I was a pig?" Song Song pointed at himself with one hand, his eyes widened as if surprised, and he looked at Fang Chenchu in disbelief.
And Fang Chenchu didn't panic anymore, he pinched Song Song's face in a good mood, and after imprinting a kiss on her head, he stood up leisurely, "You, not only a little pufferfish, but also a white and round little piglet, will eat you sooner or later!" ”
Song Song watched Fang Chenchu pull Yang Fan out, and he didn't chase him out this time, but the red on his face didn't know that he was angry by this weird description, and he blushed with shame from being teased.
Ahem, this dead fat man knows that he is telling the truth, and if you have the ability, you will really eat me!
Even if I wash it myself, I don't see you come over to taste the taste or not, the appearance of stubbornly guarding chastity is really more yellow than her, it's too heart-wrenching......
Song Song touched his face, sighed deeply, completely let go of his mood, and began to carnival with the few people who were still trembling and didn't know what she was like now.
"Although tomorrow is my birthday, but with you crazy people in the company today, let's get high in style!"
Song Song held the microphone in his hand, took off his shoes and stood on the sofa like a fool, raising his hands high.
It should have been able to mobilize the atmosphere, so that everyone sitting around there was stunned for a moment, and then they really got high, and no one cared about any embarrassment or not in the transition of nearly half a minute.
Why do you drag him to the toilet at such a time? Yang Fan leaned against the door frame of the men's toilet, emptying himself as bored as a door god.
When there was the sound of footsteps and the sound of washing hands behind him, he turned around and looked at Fang Chenchu, and also gave a kick on his buttocks, "Isn't it, you still call me when you go to the toilet, are you a junior high school student or a primary school student?" ”
Fang Chenchu was not annoyed, and after patting a little dust on his buttocks, he pulled Yang Fan to a small corner, wanting to ask something.
But probably this corner was too hidden and dim, causing Yang Fan to make up too many things in his brain, I saw him cover his chest with both hands, looked at Fang Chenchu in front of him with a defensive expression, and said tremblingly, "Don't do anything to me, I am a man, I love women, I have a girlfriend, you can't do such an unkind and unjust thing!" ”
Fang Chenchu's face was black, and he almost kicked his ass back in anger, but now he hasn't asked a question, he has to ...... Ahem, be a little more restrained.
He leaned into Yang Fan's ear and wanted to speak, but Yang Fan fluttered vigorously, just like a woman from a good family who couldn't obey him, which made Fang Chenchu annoyed and directly pinched a piece of meat on the back of his neck and threatened him, "Be honest!" ”
Yang Fan immediately behaved like a grandson, not pretentious, not playful, and listened to what Fang Chenchu said, and then his eyes widened and lit up little by little.
After Fang Chenchu finished speaking a little uncomfortably, as soon as he left, he saw Yang Fan's hands rubbing back and forth, looking as perverted as he wanted to be obscene, and Fang Chenchu's eyes were uncomfortable no matter how he looked.
He endured it again and again and kicked it, "Your expression is normal for me!" ”
Yang Fan covered his ass with a "whoosh", and knelt on the ground in pain, he felt that he was really pitiful and aggrieved, "What's wrong with my expression?" "Just a boy who hears that his good friend is about to prepare, that expression must be like this, not to mention that he is envious and jealous, "I just want to think about that, Yang Zhenzhen has to beat me to death, how similar to you, how cooperative is that of your family!" ”
Fang Chenchu's eyes narrowed slightly, and he was about to lift his foot and put it on his buttocks, Yang Fan quickly dodged two meters away, successfully dodging this attack.
He felt very proud and proud, of course, he just said, "What you want, I'll give it to you tonight!" ”
Fang Chenchu nodded with satisfaction and was about to walk back.
And Yang Fan was still standing in place rubbing his buttocks. When the figure had already left a distance, he suddenly remembered something, and immediately shouted loudly, "By the way, what is your size?" ”
Fang Chenchu's footsteps paused, and several boys and girls walking in front of him all turned their heads in unison, especially the girls' eyes were bright like spotlights, and they almost had a special function of perspective, straight to the center of Fang Chenchu's waist a little below.
Fang Chenchu felt the nerves on his temples twitch violently, and his facial expression gradually distorted.
A minute later, there was a terrible cry for mercy from the last confined compartment of the men's restroom, and the passers-by solved their physical problems as quickly as they could, and then ran away.
The only one who wanted to come to his aid had barely approached when he heard the last strange noise coming from inside.
A few seconds later, the door panel opened, and a handsome guy with long legs and thin hands came out of it, but that aura was not a joke, just by the appearance of his finger joints slightly reddened, you knew that he was the one who beat people inside just now.
Fang Chenchu glanced up at the man who was only two meters away from him, and wanted to explain that he was just playing with his friends, and he didn't need to shake his legs so much, but he found that the other party seemed to see the devil, so he didn't fight, turned around and ran.
It seemed that if he ran a little slower, Fang Chenchu would catch him in and beat him up.
And Fang Chenchu was also stunned for a while, before he shrugged his shoulders and went out to wash his hands and left.
Yang Zhenzhen sat on the toilet lid in the last compartment, feeling that he was really tragic, why did he come up with such a loud voice and ask directly?
Okay now, how is he going to play when he goes back later......
Yang Fan walked out of the bathroom with difficulty holding his waist and trembling legs, and happened to meet the employee of this store or some kind of supervisor, and after being cared for by that person for a while, he left here with a bitter face.
As a result, as soon as he pushed open the door of the box, he saw Fang Chenchu's indifferent face, and he was singing a duet with Song Song's love song, and he wanted to cry even more.
Yang Zhenzhen glanced at Yang Fan with disgust, and found that his expression was a little strange when he sat on the sofa, and immediately understood something, and then took a whole banana on the table and handed it to him, "Eat some bananas, eat more is good for you." ”
Yang Fan had a blank face, he didn't know why Yang Zhenzhen suddenly spoke to him and was much gentler to him, he looked at her expectantly, and thought that Yang Zhenzhen was really enlightened.
As a result, Yang Zhenzhen was looked at by Yang Fan's hot gaze for a while before he said the reason, "Hemorrhoids and constipation or something, eat more fruits, bananas are fine, or you can buy some honey to drink when you go home......