Chapter 58: Adding Oil and Vinegar
After Dong Zhuo entered the back garden, he saw Diao Chan burying his head in Lu Bu's chest, where the two were talking about love, and Fang Tian leaned against the pavilion. Dong Zhuo was angry for a moment and shouted, Lu Bu noticed that Dong Zhuo was coming, stood up and was about to leave, Dong Zhuo rushed over and snatched Lu Bu's Fang Tian painting halberd.
After all, Dong Zhuo was obese, and Lu Bu was agile, so the two naturally couldn't talk to each other, so Dong Zhuo struggled to throw Fang Tian's halberd at Lu Bu, Lu Bu sensed the danger, and hurriedly turned around and knocked the halberd down.
After Dong Zhuo chased after him, he picked up Fang Tian's halberd again and chased after him, Lu Bu had already gone away, Dong Zhuo chased him all the way to the door, and suddenly a person rushed over, collided with Dong Zhuo, and knocked Dong Zhuo to the ground, Dong Zhuo was already very angry, and he was even more angry when he was bumped into it.
That person was Li Ru, one of Dong Zhuo's important advisers, Dong Zhuo put away the anger in his heart, was helped up by Li Ru, and the two went to the academy to sit down and start talking.
Dong Zhuo felt strange, this Lu Bu had just left, and Li Ru blocked his way, was it the two of them who had colluded in advance, so he said in a questioning tone: "Why did you come to my house to find me today, what is the matter?" ”
Li Ru replied: "I just arrived at the door of the prime minister's mansion, and I heard that the prime minister was very angry and wanted to go to the backyard to find Lu Bu, and I happened to come to him to ask about the situation." As soon as I arrived at the door, I met Lu Bu from the inside and said that you were going to kill him, I was in a hurry and was ready to pull him to persuade him, but I didn't expect to bump into the prime minister, it is really a capital crime! ”
His own woman was molested, Dong Zhuo was naturally angry, and said: "Lu Bu, a dog thief, actually molested my concubine, I must kill him!" ”
Li Ru knew the seriousness of this matter and persuaded: "Prime Minister's words are not right, before King Chuzhuang did not pursue a favorite general for molesting, and later when he was besieged by Qin soldiers, it was that general who came to the rescue. Now Diao Chan is just a woman, but Lu Bu is the prime minister's henchman, if Dong Taishi takes this opportunity to reward Diao Chan to Lu Bu, I think Lu Bu will definitely thank the prime minister for his great kindness, and repay the prime minister with his life in the years to come, please think twice. ”
Dong Zhuo has always listened to Li Ru's words the most, and he said very reasonably, so he said: "You make sense, let me think about it." ”
At this time, Yu Yi and Zhang Fei arrived, and Yu Yi heard about it in the mansion and thought that Li Ru's appearance must have disrupted the whole plan.
Dong Zhuo saw Yu Yi and the two of them, and said, "Are you here to see my jokes?" ”
Yuyi shook his head and said: "I don't think Li Ru's words are right, Diao Chan is not an ordinary woman, she is a rare beauty in the world, only a hero like the prime minister can match, Lu Bu is a fierce general, young and vigorous, and he has no immunity to beautiful beauties, which is also understandable, but rewarding Diao Chan to Lu Bu will not solve the problem." ”
Dong Zhuo was aroused by curiosity and said, "You go on." ”
Yu Yi continued to analyze: "If Diao Chan is rewarded to Lu Bu this time, it can calm the temporary disaster, but if the prime minister marries a beautiful woman in the future, and there are fierce generals who like it, will it also be rewarded?" As I said bluntly, if I value the prime minister's wife, does the prime minister have such a mind that he can give it to me? ”
Dong Zhuo felt very angry after hearing this, and said, "You are deceiving me too much!" ”
However, after thinking about it, Yu Yi's reasoning from this incident was very objective, so he calmed down his anger.
Li Ru stood aside, he didn't expect Yu Yi to say this, he was really a little surprised.
After all, Li Ru was doubting himself, and Yu Yi thought that it would not be easy to expose it too early, so he said: "Actually, I also agree with Li Ru's suggestion, but Lu Bu is a person like a tiger and a wolf, and he can kill his original father-in-law Ding Yuan, so it proves that he is ambitious, and if the prime minister is too relenting, I don't think it is necessarily a good thing." ”
Yuyi's words made Li Ru also fall into thought, and he sighed in his heart, it seems that I still underestimated Yuyi's IQ, he is looking for loopholes in my logic.
For Dong Zhuo, Li Ru's relationship is closer, so Dong Zhuo immediately expressed his position and said: "I think Li Ru's suggestion is still good, so be it." ”
Yu Yi smiled, knowing that it would be such an ending, but he was not annoyed, and said: "I think the whole thing should be analyzed from the perspective of the parties concerned, the prime minister can ask Diao Chan, after all, she is the person you get along with day and night, she should be able to help the prime minister see Lu Bu's personality clearly." ”
After all, his suggestion was not vetoed, Li Ru took it a little lightly, and did not take Yuyi's suggestion to heart, but after a few words of greeting, he left with Yuyi.
On the way, Li Ru said to Yuyi: "Why do you want to deny me. ”
Yu Yi said with a smile: "When it comes to fierce generals, I think there is no Lu Bu, and my third brother Zhang Fei, you shouldn't rely too much on Lu Bu, so that you can't let go of your hands and feet, not to mention that Lu Bu even dares to flirt with the prime minister's woman, aren't you afraid that your favorite woman will also be rewarded to Lu Bu by the prime minister?" ”
Li Ru broke out in a cold sweat after hearing this, he didn't think about it so much, the woman he loved the most was his own life, if he was rewarded by Master Dong, he would definitely be very painful, so in this matter, he began to avoid it a little, and no longer persuaded Dong Zhuo to be so generous, after all, it involved his own vital interests.
After the two left, Dong Zhuo entered the back hall to look for Diao Chan, and reprimanded sharply: "Why did you have an affair with Lu Bu, do you know the consequences of doing this?" ”
Diao Chan immediately turned on the tear mode and said: "I was looking at the flowers in the back garden, and suddenly Lu Bu came over, I was about to avoid him, but I didn't expect him to say that he was your son, what is there to avoid." I saw that he was holding Fang Tian's halberd in his hand, I was afraid that he would suddenly attack and kill me, so I dealt with him, I didn't expect him to be really ill-intentioned, I was forced by him, ready to jump into the river to commit suicide, to ensure innocence, but I was hugged by Lu Bu, between life and death, Dong Taishi came back and rescued me, so that I could live. ”
Dong Zhuo thought for a while and said, "Today, Li Ru told me for a long time because of this matter, since you like Lu Bu, then I will reward you to him, how about it?" ”
Diao Chan was very surprised, and cried: "I am already with Master Dong, and now the Taishi suddenly rewards me to Lu Bu, which really pushes me to the fire pit, even if I die, I can't obey my fate." So Diao Chan picked up the sword and wanted to kill himself.
Dong Zhuo snatched the sword in Diao Chan's hand in a panic, and said with a smile: "I'm joking with you!" ”
Diao Chan deliberately lay down in Dong Zhuo's arms, and then cried: "Why did the prime minister reward me to Lu Bu? ”
Dong Zhuo told Diao Chan about the conversation with Li Ru and Yuyi at the door, Diao Chan thought about it and continued to cry: "This must be Li Ru's plan, I think Yuyi's suggestion is very good." ”