Chapter 1: The Ten Thousand Year Fire Infant [I]
It's a cloudy day, the sky is cloudy, and I'm afraid it will rain at any time. However, Zhao Yan felt that it didn't matter, anyway, after buying the book, he would hide at home and nibble for a day. As soon as I came to the door of the bookstore, I saw a little fat man walking out, holding a book in one hand and a palm-sized pop candy in the other.
Zhao Yan glanced at the fat boy and said, "Little fat man, your money has fallen." ”
As if Zhao Yan didn't exist, the little fat man stretched out his tongue and licked it on the poflap candy, and walked straight out with the book he bought from the bookstore without squinting.
Zhao Yanxie smiled and shrugged his shoulders and waited for the show to begin, but he didn't expect the little fat man to be fooled, and he snorted coldly and rushed out of his nose, he was really bored, and walked into the bookstore lazily.
"Boss, has I Am the Archmage arrived?"
The bookstore owner lifted his head buried in the pile of books, pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose and looked at Zhao Yan, and looked, yo, isn't this Officer Zhao? Hurriedly smiled and nodded, "Ouch, I said Officer Zhao, you are really discerning! This book sells so well, I have kept the last one for you!"
"Thank you then......"
"Say thank you, but you look down on me, who of the two of us ...... with whom"
"Okay, I've written down this favor, I've been waiting for a month, come on, bring it over and show it to me!" Zhao Yan suppressed the boss's words, knowing that as soon as he patted his ass, it would be endless.
"Okay! good!" The boss nodded with a smile, estimating that if he knew that Zhao Yan was a fake police officer, he would probably have a different face. "Xiaofang, help Officer Zhao bring the last copy of "I Am the Archmage". ”
"What book?"
"I'm the Archmage!
"Boss, this book has been bought!"
What the!
Zhao Yan and the boss shouted at the same time, Zhao Yan pulled down his face to look at the boss, and said angrily: "Didn't you say that you kept it for me? You dare to lie to me? Do you believe it or not, I will transfer a few police cars to dismantle you now?"
The boss lowered his head, gave Zhao Yan a round of scolding, and said in his heart: "Can't you change your lines? It's too uncreative to use the people's police to smash my little bookstore!"
Xiao Fang hurriedly came over to relieve the boss and said, "I just sold it! A little fat man came to buy it, and then left!"
Just leave?
Sou!
Zhao Yan hurriedly turned around and rushed out of the bookstore, leaving only the words "wow" echoing in the bookstore. The boss looked at Zhao Yan's running back blankly, and muttered, "The police officer is really skilled......
Zhao Yan's mood at this time can only be understood by himself, since he was a child, Zhao Yan has had a dream, that is, to maintain world peace, but he knows that he can't have the ability to be like Superman Spider-Man, so he has to aspire to be a policeman. But the question is, is the policeman so good? So Zhao Yan's dream was shattered. But he was not discouraged by this, and immediately became obsessed with assembling toy cars, making some weird-looking toys from some waste materials, etc., and he couldn't be a policeman, and it sounds pretty good to be an inventor.
Zhao Yan's idea is good, but his parents are not as optimistic as him, taking advantage of Zhao Yan's absence to throw all his works into the trash can and set fire to them, and also scolded Zhao Yan for not wanting to make progress and losing his playthings.
Faced with the cruelty of reality, Zhao Yan's young heart was hit hard, so his life began to change, indulging in meaningless interests all day long, and living a life without a goal in life. But if anyone disturbs his interest, he will definitely turn the handlebars of the police......
I'm sorry, but I think it's too far......
In short, Zhao Yan must recover the book he wants, it is not only his interest, but also the way he mixes up today.
Zhao Yan chased after him for a short while, and sure enough, he saw an obese figure walking slowly.
"Stop, little fat man!"
When the little fat man stopped, Zhao Yan had already rushed in front of him, and the former said, "Big brother, I didn't lose any money." ”
Zhao Yan saw that the little fat man was round and round, and he should still be an honest child, so he squatted down and gently touched his head, and smiled kindly: "This book is ......"
"It's mine. The little fat man took the book into his arms and licked the pop candy in his hand.
"I know. Zhao Yan nodded and said with a smile: "But do you know what I'm here for?"
The little fat man shook his head and looked at Zhao Yan blankly.
Zhao Yan smiled and said, "Actually, I am a policeman, I am now on a secret mission, and according to reliable information, we found out that the bookstore you went to just now actually contains extremely harmful and very unhealthy reading materials for children......
Seeing that the little fat man was stunned, Zhao Yan asked, "Do you understand what I said?"
The little fat man took the populated candy in his mouth and nodded.
Zhao Yan smiled with satisfaction, "So this book ......"
"It's mine. The little fat man pressed the book into his arms again.
"I know. Zhao Yan smiled and nodded, "So you have to bring this book over to me to check, be obedient, your parents must have taught you since you were a child that you have to hand over the money you pick up on ......the street to the police uncle, right?"
The little fat man shook his head, "My dad said that when I found the money, I would give it to him immediately." ”
"Wow!" Zhao Yan lowered his head, simply didn't bother to talk to the little fat man, quickly snatched the book from his arms, stood up and opened the book, pointed to the pages inside, and said loudly: "Wow! obscene! It's too obscene! No, you children can't read this book, I want to take it back to the police station, I want to study it carefully." ”
"Uncle policeman, are you robbing?"
Zhao Yan rolled his eyes at the little fat man, squatted down and touched his head again, "Children, don't talk nonsense, how can the police uncle rob it." Then he dug into his trouser pocket, and finally pulled out a few bills, "Look, isn't this going to give you money?"
The little fat man stretched out his hand and was just about to take the money in Zhao Yan's hand, Zhao Yan stood up with a "dumbfounded" and shouted to the little fat man: "Oh, I said you kid, didn't your parents teach you that you can't take things that others give you casually?" and then stuffed a few bills back into his trouser pocket.
Seeing the little fat man's wrong face, Zhao Yan stepped back and said: "Don't look at me anymore, hurry up and go home!" Oh, look at you, snot! A stall of mung bean-sized snot is dripping on the poulcan, don't eat the popus next time you read a book, it's very unhygienic, you know? Also, don't buy any more books that are not suitable for your children, you know?"
Zhao Yan walked as he spoke, getting farther and farther away from the little fat man. And the little fat man's face slowly distorted, and suddenly he cried "wow".
Rumble!
As the little fat man's cry sounded, a huge thunder rang out in the sky.
Zhao Yan looked at the sky, secretly thinking that it was raining, so he hurriedly turned around and quickly ran home.
At the turn, he suddenly smelled a fragrance, Zhao Yan turned his head and saw a red suspender woman looking at him with strange eyes.
Zhao Yan was overjoyed, whistled at the woman, then made a flying kiss, and said with a smile: "Little sister, brother, I look too handsome, but don't look at me with such eyes, do you have time at night?"
"Be careful, there's a car!"
The woman opened her mouth wide and shouted, but it was too late, and Zhao Yan had already been knocked out.
Rumble!
There was a bang in the sky, and a purple-red thunder fell from the top of Zhao Yan's head, Zhao Yan held the book in his hand tightly, and used the last moment to move to stuff the book into his trouser pocket, thinking****** I can't see the follow-up content.
A feeling of electric shock surged all over his body, and Zhao Yan's last trace of consciousness was a flash of lightning from the corner of his eye.
Under the explosion of the huge thunder, Zhao Yan's body suddenly disappeared on the street, and the woman looked at everything that happened in front of her dumbfounded, and after a long while, she muttered: "Retribution, retribution, this guy must be a heinous villain......