Chapter Forty-Nine: Our Family's Xiao Shu

The Huaguo official showed a smug smile, and he almost celebrated with a crown.

The so-called upward and downward effect, Lord Shangshu Wang is proficient in arithmetic, and his subordinates will deliberately ask for advice on some difficult problems. This itch is much better than blindly patting on the back.

This question is four balls against each other, and they can't even touch the edge, and they don't know where to ask a question. It must be a killer weapon reserved by adults, where can the Chinese figure it out? Dong Shu, that nerd has been lucky once, can he go a second time?

Everyone in Huaguo was a little nervous, and their eyes fell on a white robe.

Xintianyou turned around slowly and saw a very complicated face. He has read more than 10,000 people in the virtual realm, and he has never seen so many subtle expressions concentrated on one person.

Wang Duan's eyes were cloudy, and there was a flash of fanaticism and purity similar to that of Chinese. His chin is slightly upturned, and his face has a smirk of bureaucratic condescension. But after a few seconds, he glanced imperceptibly at both sides, indicating that he was very vigilant and didn't trust anyone, including Zhou Ren. Fingers lightly "tuk" on the tabletop, indicating that it is very nervous.

What is he afraid of?

What do you hope for?

Instinct told Xintianyou that he couldn't answer. Because the method of solving the problem must use advanced mathematics, but that knowledge does not exist for the history of this world.

Ke turned his head to look around at the Chinese, and looked at himself eagerly with all his eyes. Oh my god, headache!

Dong Shumin was radiant and said proudly:

"Who dares to say that Zero Spirit Root is stupid? Our family's Xiao Shu Ke is smart, and nothing is difficult. “

The eldest lady accidentally used an extremely intimate word, and she was so ashamed that she covered her face with "oops". Others didn't react, Dong Gongzi is not the Dong family.

In front of everyone's eyes, the white-robed young man tapped his head with his fingers, and it seemed that after some difficult memories, he finally spoke:

"One-point-six-three-three."

The exact answer is the height of a regular tetrahedron formed by the four spheres. When it comes to open squares, it is an irrational number, and it does not exist in the current concept of arithmetic, and is rounded.

Wang Duan's mouth trembled, and he asked:

"You, you, you, how did you calculate it?"

Obviously, the answer is correct.

Zhou people were poured down by a bucket of cold water in the cold winter, and they were stunned.

Zheng ......

Bai Ling'er raised his fingers, and a high-pitched piano sound was like a sharp sword unsheathed.

Rumble......

The Chinese exploded.

Officials have to pay attention to manners, just blindly smirk, and clink glasses in a reserved way to congratulate. The boys and girls couldn't help it, some screamed, some knocked the bowl with chopsticks, and some put their palms together in a trumpet shape to their mouths, babbling, oh oh, I don't know what to shout......

Xintianyou shrugged, ignoring these madmen, muttering as he struggled to pick up the food. The little girl next to her quickly moved the steamed deer tail in the center to the table, while the other teenager diligently filled the wine glass.

Seeing him speak, his voice quickly subsided.

"I can't calculate, but I can measure it...... The teacher teaches the knowledge of things, the bamboo and the toad, anything. There are the most pills at home, and I have to eat many pills a day anyway, so it's the most convenient. After three months, he didn't make a name for himself, so he built a hill to play...... The mountain made of four balls is too short, only two floors, and the highest is more than five floors. The balls at the bottom are always rolling, but they are annoyed, and they have to be tied with a rope. One day I was bored, and I wanted to know how high the Maruko Mountain was, so I picked up a ruler and measured it......"

Wang Duan was so depressed that he almost vomited blood, sat down dejectedly, and said:

"The height of the mountain minus the height of the upper pill is the distance from the ground. Alas, how can anyone in the world be so bored to this extent? Wonderful, wonderful......"

He Lang, as a dignified scholar, held back his laughter, grinning happily, and frequently raised his glass to persuade him to drink.

"Concession, Concession ......"

Zhou people came to slap their faces, but as a result, the matter of Tianlinggen was clarified, and it did not humiliate the Chinese, let alone hit Dong Shumin's Dao heart. The wine fight was lost in a mess before it started, and the fight was inexplicably lost, and I couldn't help but feel a little hairy in my heart, and I just cared about eating vegetables.

Gradually, the scene fell silent again.

One by one, they all put down their chopsticks, put down their cups, and looked at the white-clothed young man who swept to the last seat.

Everyone found that before they knew it, Dong Shu had drunk so much wine and eaten so many dishes. Do a little math, and you're going to be shocked that people's eyes will fall.

A pot of wine is a catty, and after pouring ten eight-dollar cups, there are two taels left, and six pots are one catty and two taels. The boys and girls gave up their untouched wine one after another, adding up to at least two catties. The double steamed immortal brew is known as one bowl of Gui Fan, two bowls of Nirvana, and three bowls of ascending to heaven, and he properly exceeded three bowls, but there was no trace of drunkenness. Dong Shumin drank a lot just now, but she used clever methods, and the real number was far less than Dong Shu.

Six plates of steamed deer tails, although they have been passed with chopsticks, add up to four or five catties. It's a lot of it, where did it go?

No wonder Miss Dong said "our family's Xiaoshu", it is really not a family, and she does not enter the door. Her family's drinking and eating, tsk, God!

After a while, Wang Duan regained his spirit and said slowly:

"The world is so big, there are no surprises, and today is an eye-opener. I have seen some stupid people who can't even take care of their own lives, but the mental arithmetic of addition, subtraction, multiplication and division is as fast as lightning. There are also people who don't even know the numbers, let alone calculate, but they are ingenious in building houses and cars. These people are called genius idiots in the world...... Dong Shu Gongzi is much stronger than them. “

Isn't this still unconvincing, scolding Dong Gongzi for being stupid, purely relying on luck?

The scene was silent, and the Chinese glared angrily. After all, my heart was empty, and I didn't know how to reply. In case someone has another problem, what is the problem?

Sure enough, if you are afraid of something, you will come.

Wang Duandao:

"Genius idiots do have abilities in some ways. You can even draw masterpieces and play wonderful sounds, but none of them can write splendid chapters. Today's sages gather, tomorrow's students will go to cultivate immortals, and they are no longer people in the world. Fortunately, how can there be no poetry in the grand event? Wang proposed to make a gift on the spot. “

As soon as the words fell, Su Langzhong, who was at the next table, couldn't wait to stand up and give orders to Feng Cheng and the other Qin Heavenly Prison attendants.

"Don't go quickly, get pen, ink, paper and inkstone."

Unexpectedly, the waiter didn't move at all, and looked at Zhang Zhishi, who was sitting in the pavilion. Zhang Zhishi didn't say anything, and looked left and right at He Shangshu and Hu Shilang at the banquet.

Obviously, the Zhou people have made sufficient preparations for the Taoli Banquet, and I am afraid that they will start planning on the day Zhou Hai was beaten. Fighting wine and asking questions, all of them want to press the Chinese on the washboard and beat them up. It's a shame that a lucky star Dong Shu has emerged on his side, otherwise the scene would be too embarrassing, and it would even affect the confidence of the students in their cultivation.

It is easy to write poems on the spot, and the content is short. wrote an article on the spot, and throughout the ages, only one Wang Bo's "Preface to the Pavilion of King Teng" was published.

What's more, what Wang Duan said was "making endowments". Pay attention to the rhythm of writing, like poetry but not poetry, like prose but not prose. It also has to be coordinated with the atmosphere of the peach and plum banquet, which is in line with the purpose of sending students to cultivate immortals. It is not difficult to write a mediocre work on the spot, but it is difficult to write a good work that can be circulated, but it is difficult to reach the sky.

And the Zhou people definitely made the draft early and carved it carefully.

This year's peach and plum banquet is different from the past, because the birth of Tianlinggen is destined to go down in history. If future generations read a weekly fu, wouldn't they lose their lives?

If you don't agree, you can't stop the other party from writing. Zhou Guo definitely hyped up, "The Chinese dare not respond, and they will stop ......", which is even more embarrassing!

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Next, what will Xintianyou throw out to shock the audience? It has been hinted at several times before. When I was far away in Qiyun County, I left a foreshadowing for today's Taoli Banquet.

crackling and throwing a bunch of predecessors in the face, it is inevitably simple and has no technical content. This time the process will be unprecedented...... Stimulate! And the ending is unimaginable.

Moreover, the letter classmate is very proud, and he can't draw a scoop according to the gourd, which is too unstandard.