Chapter 33

Although Basho Jing wondered why Wang Guang didn't attack him, he still waved his hand and sent Wang Guang flying.

Qiusheng and Wencai crawled out from under the bed in time and looked at the plantain essence in the mirror.

The banana essence screamed, and that delicate pretty face instantly turned into a pale grimace, shook off Qiusheng and Wencai, broke the window and flew out.

Outside the house, Uncle Nine had already prepared and tied the banana essence with a red rope so that it could not move.

The three of them went out of the house.

Wang Guang looked at the banana essence who was tied up with a red rope and had an ugly face, hesitated for a moment, and threw the peachwood sword to Uncle Jiu.

Uncle Nine took the sword and swung it directly at the banana essence, and the banana essence screamed miserably and disappeared.

Wang Guang lowered his head and muttered, "You're not her, you're not her..."

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Back in Yizhuang, the little zombie pulled Wang Guang's trouser leg and pulled Wang Guang under a table.

The little zombie showed Wang Guang the copper coin sword that fell apart because it fell to the ground.

The copper coins handed down since ancient times have the most hands and the most yang energy, which is the treasure of Taoism to restrain yin ghosts, and the little zombie can never be touched.

This copper coin sword was only broken by the rope tied in the middle, Wang Guang took the red rope, tied the copper coin string it up, and the copper coin sword returned to its original state.

The little zombie was very humane, relieved, Wang Guang touched its head, and put the copper coin sword back in its original place of worship.

The little zombie pulled Wang Guang's trouser leg again and pointed at the copper coin sword.

"You can't play this, it's going to kill you." After Wang Guang finished speaking, he walked away.

The little zombie looked unwilling, squatting on the ground and thinking, how to control the copper coin sword?

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In the past few days, there have been many small disasters in the town, people and animals are not working, and there are always people who are sick and injured.

The mayor felt that there was something wrong with the feng shui in Renjia Town, so he hurriedly asked Uncle Nine to show him the feng shui.

Uncle Nine also felt very wrong, and he always felt very uneasy in his heart these days.

The captain of the police station, Ah Wei, heard from the mayor of the town that Uncle Nine was going up the mountain to see feng shui, and it happened that one of his cousins came, so Ah Wei wanted to take his cousin to move with the big army, go up the mountain and look at the scenery.

Everyone stood on the edge of the cliff, looking down on the entire Renjia Town.

Uncle Nine opened his mouth and said: "Mayor of the town, Renjia Town is surrounded by mountains, the left side of the gold plate is Xianrui, the right side of the water shoots into the hall, the front is the Huating Heyu, and the back pillow Jingshan jade, it is the image of wind and water, and it should be a gathering of Ding and Cai." ”

The mayor said: "That's right, Renjia Town has been fine before, but recently the six animals are uneasy for no reason, and the population is not working, is there something wrong with Feng Shui?" ”

Uncle Nine looked around and stretched out a hand to feel the direction of the wind: "The wind refers to the air flow, and you must not block the air." Now that the wind is blowing and the air is smooth, the wind should be fine. ”

"Is there a problem with the water?" The mayor hurriedly asked.

"You'll have to look at the water source to find out."

"Then let's go."

Walking back to the mountain road from the edge of the cliff, I saw that Qiusheng and Wen had finally caught up with the large army.

"Can you two go any slower?" Uncle Nine looked at the two apprentices and said.

"Master, with so many things, how can you go fast!" Qiusheng carried a bicycle on his shoulders and a box under his arm.

"Yes, master, there are so many things, you can take them and see if you can go fast." Wen Cai spoke, carrying a large basket in his hand.

At this time, a voice behind him shouted: "Qiusheng! Literary talent! Why are you two walking so fast! It's not hard to run! ”

Everyone followed the voice and looked at it, it was the security captain Ah Wei.

Ah Wei was dressed in a military uniform, with a lady's umbrella, and behind him there was a young girl dressed in a dress and dressed exquisitely.

After Ah Wei finished shouting, he ran to the young girl's side to offer courtesy: "Cousin, are you tired of walking?" ”

"A little."

"Are you thirsty?"

"A little."

"Then I'll bring you water to drink!"

"Cousin, be careful."

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"You two put your things down and rest." Uncle Nine said to the two apprentices.

Qiusheng and Wencai put things on the ground.

Ah Wei ran over and took out things from the basket, and at the same time quibbled: "These things are for everyone and the mayor, so the two of them are for the public family, not for me!" ”

After saying that, he took the water and snacks and ran back to his cousin.

Uncle Nine looked at Ah Wei's appearance, frowned and said, "You two go up the mountain to find a water source and return the things to him." ”

The two of them answered, and went over to Ah Wei's side with their things.

"Eh, that's great, it's all back to you, don't blame us." Qiusheng put the things in his hand in front of Ah Wei.

"Yes, for the sake of the public!" Wen Cai added.

The two put down everything and left.

"What!" Ah Wei looked at the backs of the two and said angrily: "I don't do anything for anyone, just for my girlfriend!" Hum! ”

The people went to the water source.

Watching the stream and spring rushing down from the mountain, Uncle Nine said: "The so-called wind pipe person Ding water is in charge of wealth, the wind is not prosperous, and the water is not prosperous." The water level pattern of Renjia Town is first-class, this is called the Dragon Tuzhu Cave, which is impacted by the mountain stream and becomes a water ring, and the water ring river flow is trapped, forming a golden dragon chasing pearls. As the saying goes, the pearl is round and the jade is the best fat house. That's right, just look at this bead. ”

Uncle Nine found the location of the dragon ball and lifted the stone slab cover, but the bead cracked in the middle.

The mayor was shocked when he saw it: "Huh? Cracked! Uncle Nine, what should I do? ”

"So there might be something wrong with the water." Uncle Nine grabbed a handful of aquatic plants and uprooted them, but the aquatic plants had already withered and yellowed, and their roots were black.

Then he fished a fish out of the water, and the fish was already belly up, and the two gills were all black.

"There is a problem with the water in this range. Inform the villagers not to drink the water here! Where did the captain go? Uncle Nine asked.

"Up there." The mayor said, pointing in the direction above.

Uncle Nine and the mayor of the town found Ah Wei, who had just crawled out of the water, and he had a branch wrapped around his feet and brought a dead branch soaked in the water with him.

There are many bats hanging upside down from the dead branches.

"How can so many bats be immersed in water!"

"Yes, Uncle Nine, we haven't had so many bats in our town!" The mayor said.

"Send someone to find out if there are any bat nests around here."

"Oh!"

Mayor Buffy asks Ah Wei to lead his team to find a bat's nest nearby, and Ah Wei goes to a church.

Before he could see any signs of bats, Ah Wei insisted that this church was a bat nest and wanted to burn down this church, so he clashed with the nuns here and almost died under his own gun.

Fortunately, Uncle Nine came in time to stop this scene.

Ah Wei didn't know that he had guessed correctly, but the church was actually a nest of bats, and the bats were hanging upside down on the ceiling of the ashram.

Wang Guang knew about this, but he didn't say anything, he still had to rely on these bats to find out the corpse of his master.

The mayor of the town led the people to the church.

Uncle Nine and the fat nun in the lead wanted to go inside the church to have a look, but Ah Wei was not popular with the nuns, so he had to search nearby.

Wang Guang stayed outside, watching Qiusheng play with a few young ladies and nuns, and Qiusheng's ability to point out of thin air opened the eyes of several young ladies and pestered Qiusheng to teach them.

After a while, Uncle Nine stumbled out of the church with a red face.

"Let's go, Mayor Mare, there's nothing to be found here. The most important thing is to find a new source of water so that no wells are temporarily dug. Uncle Nine pulled the mayor and ran away.

"Wow master, why are you in such a hurry? Hurry up to reincarnate! Qiusheng said.

Uncle Nine had just accidentally kissed the fat nun in the church, and of course he was in a hurry to run away.

Qiusheng and Wencai saw that the master was gone, so they were embarrassed to continue to stay and pick up girls, and left the church together.

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On another mountain, Uncle Nine found a new source of water through the art of feng shui.

Mark the water source and wait until after noon to start construction.

The mayor told everyone to go to the ancestral hall for lunch, and as soon as they left, dozens of bats flew out of the forest, pulled up the wooden stakes for marking, and inserted them into other positions.

Wang Guang, who was the last to go, saw this scene not far away, and silently remembered it in his heart, without making a noise.

After eating, the groundbreaking ceremony was officially carried out, everything went well, it was estimated that it would take a day or two to dig up the water source, Uncle Nine decided to go back to rest first, and come back tomorrow.

Back in Yizhuang, Qiusheng and Wencai didn't know what to use to fool the little zombie, and while Uncle Nine was about to take a bath, let the little zombie steal the reward this time.

Uncle Jiu's money was stolen, and he was so angry that he chased him out in his underwear, chased him to the door and retracted back into the door.

"If you don't dare to steal, you will call the little one to steal, like a gutless bandit!" Uncle Nine pointed to the backs of Qiusheng and scolded.

After thinking about it, Uncle Nine felt that he couldn't afford to suffer, and shouted again: "Remember, you can buy some side dishes for dinner tonight!" Also, buy me a pair of shorts and come back, I don't want flowers! ”

Qiusheng and Wencai in the distance just waved their hands.

Uncle Nine heard the voices of a few girls talking, and secretly looked at the nuns in the church.

Uncle Jiu, who was only wearing a pair of underwear, didn't dare to meet the guest like this, thinking that it would be good to keep quiet and pretend that there was no one at home, so he secretly closed the door and was about to lock the latch.

The little nun was not polite at all, and directly pushed the door open and entered the courtyard.

Uncle Nine hid behind the door.

"It's strange, why is there no one, I just heard a voice." A little nun said.

"You must have shouted too gently, let me come!" Another little nun put her hands to her mouth, made a trumpet shape, and shouted: "Master Yimei! ”

The fat nun hurriedly blocked the little nun's mouth, shushed and said, "Zhuang point, we have to be sincere." After saying that, he made a cross on his lips.

"We are only allowed to succeed in this trip, not to fail. He's just avoiding us, go find him! The fat nun said.

A few little nuns sighed, stepped into the courtyard, and began to look for Uncle Nine's people.

Wang Guang walked out of the house and said, "Hello, why did you come to us, come in and sit down." After speaking, he glanced at Uncle Nine at the door.

Uncle Nine nodded, hiding behind the door and not daring to make a noise.