181 Surprise 3.0
The few people who don't know that their careful thinking has been seen through are still anxious about what kind of surprise to create, to be honest, they don't have the brains at all, and the proposal they come up with will be rejected by themselves first.
"Oops, my brain is going to explode, I don't know what to do!" Xue Ruitian knocked on the door of his head with the handle of a fan, "Why didn't you think that having a birthday or a big festival would be such a painful thing before?" ”
"Are you stupid?" Momiji poked him, "What we're talking about now is how to do happy events, can it be the same as those?" Birthday is a gift, just eat a big meal, the festival is more simple and rude, is to eat and eat. This one is different, we have to do something else besides eating. ”
"Call me stupid, then you must be very smart, you say, what the hell is this doing something else!" Xue Ruitian pinched Momiji's face, looking very dissatisfied.
"Yes...... Is it ......" Momiji racked his brains and thought for a long time, and finally got discouraged, lying on the table with a loveless look, "You ask me, I don't know, this kind of thing is a little far away from me." You say I'm going to beat someone, or stalk someone, that's my forte, and I'm definitely doing a really good job. But this ......," she shook her head, "I'm not very good at it." But, tea, what is your master's wish, do you know? ”
"That's right!" Xue Ruitian nodded and looked at Shen Cha, "Let's discuss for a long time, what we got is not what Uncle Yan wants, isn't that foolishness!" ”
"My master's wish......" Shen Cha stretched his waist, stood up, and walked around in the warm pavilion, "His greatest wish has been half fulfilled, transferred back to Jiaping Guancheng, and reconciled with Uncle Yan." The one in front depends on His Majesty's intentions, and the one in the back, he has already done it. The other wish is probably to see us juniors grow up and stand alone! ”
"This wish has been fulfilled." Xue Ruitian collapsed to the ground in a large font, "Then what else can surprise them?" He recalled, "You can't get their family here, can you?" It's not in a hurry, is it? ”
"Brother Xiaotian, you should save it, whether it is my master or Uncle Yan, the last thing you want to see is the people of their family. If they had met, they wouldn't have had to wait until today. You haven't heard Uncle Yan say that let the people of the Yan family live a good life by themselves, don't always worry about him. Shen Cha staggered and paced in the warm pavilion, kicking his legs as he walked, "Hmm...... I think about it, Master's wish ......" After about twenty kicks, she stopped and looked at Shen Haolin, "Brother, I remember making a red robe for one of them a few years ago, and I was teased by Brother Xiaojing for being a happy dress. Her eyes fell on Jin Jing, who couldn't stop yawning, "Is that the case?" ”
"Actually, you're just going for the wedding dress, aren't you?" Jin Jing raised her eyebrows and chuckled, "Since you already have a wedding dress, why don't you hold a ceremony for them?" Anyway, everyone is their own person, and it's really boring to just eat and drink together. Although they don't value this, deep down in their hearts, they also hope that there will be such a ceremony and they can get the blessing of the closest people, right? ”
"Xiaojing is right, I think so too." Shen Haolin nodded, "It's better to have a ceremony, it doesn't have to be so complicated, it's just simpler." ”
"For example?" Shen Cha turned back to Shen Haolin's side and sat down, and asked very seriously, "What are the steps in the general ceremony?" ”
Shen Cha's question stunned all the people, these few people in the house, the young ones, the young ones, the unmarried ones, the unmarried ones, it is also a very magical thing, none of them have participated in any wedding banquet, and they don't know what steps the wedding banquet should have.
"This ......" Jin Jing smiled unnaturally, "This is very embarrassing, my understanding of this is to worship the church, get married, and the rest ......" Jin Jing shook her head, "I don't know at all, it's strange to say, some people in our city do happy events and never look for us." ”
"That's it, that's it!" Xue Ruitian pouted, "Once I happened to pass by a family for a happy event, and they didn't even think of inviting me in for a meal. ”
"People have a sick brain, so they will invite you!" The door of the warm pavilion was pushed open, and the generals of the Shen family army rushed in, and the one who walked in the front was Lu Shengyuan, the main general of the rear army, and he was the one who took the stubble just now. He said hello to the people in the warm pavilion, ran to the three children, and sat cross-legged, "People are good happy events, invite you killing gods over, and you are not afraid of happy events becoming ......" He raised his eyebrows, "Ah, you know! ”
"You know what a fart, Lao Lu, why are we killing gods?" Xue Ruitian rolled his eyes, "For those foreign clans in Liaojin, we are killing gods, and for our own people, we are guardian gods!" He sat up and looked at the generals, and finally his eyes fell on Song Qiyun and Xia Jiu, "Why are you two here?" Didn't you say you weren't free today? What about the Qiu brothers? ”
"Sleep!" Song Qiyun took the tea handed to him by Merlin, thanked her, and said, "I couldn't speak anymore, I ate Xiaojiu and the medicine Zixin brought back, and fell asleep directly." Not only did they sleep, but now in addition to the recruit camp and the shadow training camp, as well as most of the soldiers of the front army, the middle army and the rear army are almost asleep, and they were tired from tossing last night, and now they don't have the energy to make any more noise. ”
"Let them sleep!" Shen Cha raised his eyebrows, "Take care of your spirit, and you will continue to make trouble tonight." ”
"Bad!" Tian Yun held the teacup and glanced at Shen Cha, "What are your plans?" ”
"Isn't it time to improve your kung fu? Okay, I'll give them this chance. All those who sneaked out tonight ran a hundred laps around the school ground, and after finishing the run, they were led by the generals of each battalion for drills, and the amount of training was half higher than usual. Wait until the drill is over, and then according to what my brother said before, the leader will be demoted by one rank and punished for twenty. ”
"Agreed!" The people present said at the same time, Shen Haolin took a sip of tea, "It's time to rectify it ruthlessly, the lesson of that time in the dining room is not enough for them to remember for a long time, the board didn't really hit their bodies, and they didn't know the pain at all!" ”
"That's it!" Xue Ruitian slapped the table, "Now back to the topic, who of you knows what to do about happy events?" ”
"Do you want to have a happy event for the deputy marshal and Uncle Yan?" Seeing Shen Haolin, Shen Cha and Xue Ruitian nodding, Qiao Zi raised his eyebrows, "Do you have any happy clothes?" ”
"Yes!" Shen Cha nodded, "What else do you need?" ”
"Then it depends on whether you want to keep everything simple or a little more luxurious!"
"Simplicity is a simple ceremony, just fulfill the wishes of my master and Uncle Yan." Shen Cha took the pen and paper and looked at Qiao Zi, "It's too complicated, they'll be embarrassed." Moreover, you can't tell them what to do in advance, surprise, there must always be a surprise. ”
"Got it, you have to hide it, don't you?" Seeing Shen Cha nodding, Qiao Zi touched his chin, "Where did these two newcomers go?" ”
"Go to the opera garden to listen to the play, and then go to Yunxian Ju for lunch."
"It's a good day!" Qiao Zi looked at the three children sitting obediently on the side, and pointed at Li Yu and Zhang Jing, "After the deputy marshal and Uncle Yan come back, these two will pester the deputy marshal, and Xiao Kai will pester Uncle Yan, take them to two different rooms, and let them change into wedding clothes." They were all ready to stop, and let the deputy marshal take them to pick up Uncle Yan. ”
"That's a good idea, and it's really knowledgeable!" Shen Cha nodded, "But with the shrewdness of my master and Uncle Yan, it is estimated that they will be able to guess what we are doing when they see that they are separated." ”
"If you don't say it, after all, it's our heart, and the deputy marshal and Uncle Yan will be considerate of us." Qiao Zi stood up and looked at the warm pavilion, "These pillars must be wrapped in red silk, and the table they use should also be wrapped in red silk, and those peanuts, dates, chestnuts and other things don't need to be placed, and they don't have this need." Have a bar for family dinners? ”
"This must be there."
"Good." Qiao Zi continued, "We still have to do serious things at night, the wine doesn't need a big altar, the smallest altar is just moved over to ten altars, anyway, Grandpa Guo and General Shen don't drink either, and the two county princes and small wine can't drink either, it's no problem for a few of us to drink ten altars." Process, after the two of them entered the door, they walked directly to the positions of Grandpa Guo and General Shen......" Qiao Zi beckoned to the two people, "Two, come on, let's rehearse in advance, you go once instead of the deputy marshal and Uncle Yan." ”
"Good!" Shen Haolin and Shen Cha glanced at each other, stood up and walked to Qiao Zi's designated position, "We're ready!" ”
"You two walk hand in hand to the main seat, hey, okay, stand in front of the table, face to face with each other, it's good!" Qiao Zi slapped his face, "Salute to the other party, General Shen, hug your fists, hey, yes, it's good, it's good." Then, the two of them picked up their wine glasses, touched them, drank them, and made a gift! ”
"It's really simple." Shen Haolin pulled Shen Cha away, walked back and sat down, "Do you think your master will like it?" ”
"I think I'll like it a lot, it's in line with his simplicity." Shen Cha nodded and looked up at Qiao Zi, "Is there anything next?" ”
"That's why we're toasting them, and by the way, introduce ourselves or something!" Qiao Zi also sat back in his place, "Now there is still a very important thing to do, arrange their yard as well, happy event, it's better to be jubilant!" ”
Shen Cha nodded, glanced at Mei Zhu, Mei Zhu understood, and went out to take someone to clean and decorate Uncle Yan's yard.
"Since we have a happy event, should we also follow the rules and prepare some congratulatory gifts?" Xue Ruitian touched his body and turned his head to look at Hongye, "How many taels of silver did you put in that purse in the morning?" ”
"Not much, a full five hundred taels!"