Chapter 1 Heaven is going to kill me, what can I do?

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"Hello everyone, my name is Chen Xiaoqi, gender, female, 30 years old, generally upper-looking, female doctor of chemistry, single so far!

My specialty is running, and I once won the first place in the 800m National Collegiate Women's Track and Field Competition! The physical fitness is excellent!

My dream is to graduate successfully this year, and then find a man who can make money to marry, and never have to work from now on, and live a life of eating and waiting for death.

But who knows, it's such a simple and simple wish, God won't fulfill me! Just a few months before my graduation, I was ... Crossed!?

Crossing is crossing! I also crossed over and became the maid of a large family!? How can I realize my dream of eating and waiting for death!? ”

Chen Xiaoqi's crossing has to start from one of her many late-night experiments in college, that night Chen Xiaoqi bought a roast sausage, and on the way back to the dormitory, he found a white kitten, "meowing" and walking towards her.

"Holy! This little kitten is too cute~"

Chen Xiaoqi immediately fed it the grilled sausage in his hand, and touched its smooth and soft fur while watching it eat.

After eating the roast sausage, the kitten's eyes glowed with purple light, and after seeing this light, Chen Xiaoqi fell asleep in a groggy state.

"Little Seven! When are you still not getting up? You're going to sleep like a pig! ”

Chen Xiaoqi heard someone calling her in a daze, and she thought it was a roommate, so she planned to put her head under the quilt and continue to sleep.

"Don't listen to me? See how I clean you up! Hey! ”

Before Chen Xiaoqi could cover her head, she felt a hand reach out of the quilt, she thought that her roommate must be playing a prank, so she wanted to sit up and get angry at her roommate, but the moment she sat up!!

found that the person standing in front of her was a teenager about twenty years old!

"Ahh Yes! Yes! Hooligans! Chen Xiaoqi let out a scream like killing a pig, and jumped on the young man's chest, which was a flying kick!

Xiao Qi has good physical fitness and great strength! This one kick kicked this boy and turned him on his back! And that's not all!

Xiao Qi immediately followed up quickly! Facing this teenager is a combination of hands and feet, bombarding and bombing! He also shouted:

"What do you want to do!? What do you want to do to me! You said! What do you want to do to me! Did you like the girl's appearance? Hum! I have to say, you have a good eye! But, I tell you! No way! Not only am I going to beat you today, I'm going to tell the police and your mom if I beat you! ”

After being beaten for a while, Xiao Qi went up again and slapped him twice! Only then did he feel a little more comfortable in his heart, pinching his waist and staring at this young man, his eyes were like he was going to swallow him in one bite and not spit out his bones!

Where has this teenager seen this formation! In the face of Xiao Qi's strong offensive, he didn't dare to gasp, thinking, "What's wrong with this Xiao Qi today?" It can't be evil, right? ”

It wasn't until Xiao Qi's two slaps stopped that he realized that his nose was bleeding hot liquid, and when he touched it with his hand, he found that his hands were full of blood!

Then this teenager is like having experienced a great injustice through the ages! Cry one's eyes out! This cry is estimated to resound for more than ten miles!

Xiao Qi's brain was shaken by this cry, and the anger he had just lost came back! She immediately plugged her ears with her hands! Then go up and grit your teeth and kick again!

"What the hell, you're still crying!? Take advantage of the old lady! Hit you a few times and you're still crying!?

I'll make you cry!

I'll make you cry!

Makes you cry! ”

At this moment, there was a sound of hurried footsteps outside the door, and then an old woman rushed in, and she shouted anxiously as she ran:

"What's going on! What's wrong with you, young master! How do you cry like this!? ”

"This old grandmother calls him the eldest young master!? What's the situation!? ”

Xiao Qi was shocked! Only then did she look around, and then her eyes suddenly widened like copper bells! The mouth has become a big "O" shape!

Where is this your own dormitory? Where is this!? Xiao Qi found himself in a small cubicle, and it turned out to be an ancient building!?

Xiao Qi looked at the two people in front of him and found that they were all wearing ancient clothes! When I looked down, I was wearing a coarse linen dress!

What's going on!? What exactly is the situation now!? Xiao Qi looked confused, and instinctively wanted to ask where the two people in front of him were.

As a result, a funny scene appeared, Xiao Qi took a step forward, the boy took a step back from his butt sitting on the ground, and the grandmother who was holding the boy had to follow him a step back.

Then Xiao Qi took one more step, and they took another step back!

That young man was trembling all over at the moment, and his eyes were staring straight at Xiao Qi! It's like seeing a plague god!

The old woman saw the clue and guessed the situation, and while she lifted the young man up from the ground, she gritted her teeth and shouted angrily:

"Chen Xiaoqi! You! Are you crazy? How did you beat the young master like this!? You, crazy girl! See how I clean you up! ”

The old grandmother trembled angrily, and after helping the young man up, she rushed towards Xiao Qi violently.

Xiao Qiyi saw that the situation was not right, this old grandmother was going to clean her up, she thought to herself:

"Holy! This grandmother must be seventy! I don't dare to fight this, in case I hit three long and two short! What to do if someone dies! I can only hide! ”

I saw that Xiao Qi's body was as light as a swallow, and while deftly dodging the old grandmother's attack, he said over and over again:

"Grandma, grandma, don't be angry, we are all civilized people, if you have something to say, this bastard took advantage of me just now! I'll teach him a lesson for his parents. Be careful, at such an age, it wouldn't be good if you broke it! ”

"You damn girl, who do you say you're going to teach!? Do you still have any humility in your eyes!? It's also your honor if the eldest young master can take a fancy to you, a dead thing! I have to be ... It has to be ... ”

I don't know if she was angry or tired, the old grandmother bent down, put her hands on her knees, panting, and couldn't even speak.

At this moment, a few more girls and little girls came, and when they saw so many people coming, the young man who was still frightened just now pointed at Xiao Qi and shouted in a panic:

"Give it to me! Tie up Xiao Qi for me! ”

Xiao Qiyi looked at it! So many people! Thought:

"Isn't it! So many people beat me up as a weak woman!? Heroes don't suffer immediate losses! Let's flash first! Hum! The door is so close, with my 800-meter first-place sprint speed, you idiots don't want to catch up with me!! ”

Recalling his first place in the women's college student 800-meter track and field competition, Xiao Qi's eyes were full of confidence, and the corners of his mouth showed a victorious smile.

Xiao Qi looked at the door and rushed over with an arrow step! Fast as a tiger!

And then...

Then he was grabbed by a little guy and grabbed his braids!

Xiao Qi just said, "Hey!?" was hugged by a group of people and tied up!

Xiao Qi is now lying on the ground with his hands and legs tied, his two snow-white beautiful legs stretched straight, and the young man who was beaten by her just now was frowning and staring at her face, squatting in front of her with a puzzled expression.

Chen Xiaoqi sighed helplessly, full of pity for himself.

"Alas, I, Chen Xiaoqi, have never done anything unreasonable in my life, I just want to live a life of eating and waiting for death, but I didn't expect to suffer such a catastrophe now! It's really jealous and famous, and it's a shameful life!

Alas, there is no way, it's all fate! Who made me look good! Heaven is going to kill me, what can I do? ”

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