In the blink of an eye, it was night, and after being a maid for a day, Xiao Qi was tired and sore.

"What a fucking thing! Maids are really not human work! It would be nice if I woke up tomorrow and found that I had worn it back again! ”

Because he was so tired, Xiao Qi closed his eyes and fell asleep. She dreamed that she was feeding the pure white kitten sausages, Xiao Qi looked at this scene and thought:

"Great, it was just a dream! But that's too real! ”

"That's not a dream, it's a dream now!"

"Uh-huh? Who's talking!? ”

"Isn't me, right in front of you?"

Xiao Qi stared at the little cat and sighed: "Alas, it's really a dream now, even cats can talk!" ”

"I'm not a cat, I'm a god, and I'm going to show what you want to see."

"God? What the heck? Xiao Qi became more and more confused.

"I'll make a long story short, I sent you to be a maid because the sausage you gave me was too unpalatable, and this is God's punishment for you!"

Xiao Qi first looked at him, and then pointed at the cat and scolded:

"Shit! You fuck you! Just because of this boring reason! Am I going to suffer this kind of sin? Even God can't be unreasonable like that, right? ”

"I also think it's a little rash for me to do this, so didn't I send another person who is in the same world and era as you to be your companion?"

"What the hell, don't you say I forgot about this stubble! Why is he a young master when he wears through! I'm a maid through it! And he's still dictating to me!? I still have to be obedient every day? No matter what world you are in or with whom, we have to be fair, right!? ”

"Oh, I didn't expect this to be the case, so let's do it! I'll change him back in a while, and then I'll grant you one more wish!" Even if it's compensation for your rash handling, except for returning to the original world, you can mention it casually! ”

"I just want to go back to the original world! And if he can go back, why can't I! ”

"Because he didn't do anything wrong, it was originally me who wanted to find someone to accompany you on a whim, and you are different, you gave God an unpalatable tribute, this must be punished, otherwise where will I put my face?"

"I'm speechless, for your reason! Well, it seems that I can't go back, so can I live a life of eating and waiting for death for the rest of my life!? ”

"That's fine! But are you sure you want this desire? So what are your requirements for eating and waiting for death? ”

"It's actually very simple, hey, hey...

As long as I have countless properties, countless money, countless lands, countless servants, countless little milk dogs... "Then two hours later, Xiao Qi was still talking...

The kitten was shocked and thought, "Is this a wish of yours?" If I grant you these wishes, how can I have time to play!? ”

So it interrupted Xiao Qi and said, "Then let's talk about the wish for you to go back to the original world!" ”

"Give back the gods! I can't get this wish true, I think you're an impostor! ”

Listening to Xiao Qiyi repeatedly challenge its authority, the little kitten was angry! It suddenly became as tall as a five-story building! Anger is written all over the face!

Suddenly the wind blows! Lightning from above! The mountains shake! It feels like the end of the world!

Xiao Qi was completely frightened by this formation! Hurriedly prostrate on the ground, admit it, in a hurry, I didn't have time to think more, and casually said what I wanted to realize most in the past few years:

"God-sama! God-sama! I know it's wrong, I make a new wish, I hope that when I do a chemical reaction, I don't need any reaction conditions, just pile the reactants together, and it can become a product! ”

"Okay, then I'll grant you that wish!" After saying that, everything went back to the way it was before, and then the kitten disappeared.

Through this wish, Xiao Qi reacted that her five-year doctoral career in chemistry had destroyed her to such a situation! At the last moment of life! What comes to mind is chemistry!?

"What the fuck ... When you go to that world, you don't have to think about doctoral graduation or do experiments! What do I do with this wish! It's better to make a wish for a lot of family wealth, and it's much more practical! I'm really going to cry stupidly! ”

"Oh oh oh" In a burst of rooster crowing, Xiao Qi woke up, remembering the dream he had last night, and he felt ridiculous.

After Xiao Qi got up, he went to wash up first, and after washing, he went to wake up the eldest young master to read.

"Young Master, it's time to get up." Xiao Qi said while shaking Jiang Chen.

"I'm sorry, I'm going to sleep a little longer."

"Hurry up, or Mrs. Jiang will blame me when she sees that you don't study, you can do it, for the sake of us all crossing over, hurry up and get dressed!"

Jiang Chen sat up suddenly, staring at Xiao Qi as if he was looking at an alien:

"Why are you talking nonsense again today!? What crossing? Why do I feel like you've been a different person these two days!? ”

When Xiao Qi heard this, her face was full of confusion, and her brain was running rapidly, "What's the situation, this kid was obviously worn yesterday!" I saw it with my own eyes! How did it change back today? ”

Xiao Qi suddenly recalled the dream last night, and his heart trembled: "I'll go!" Could it be that last night's dream was real? ”

Jiang Chen saw that Xiao Qi suddenly became solemn at this moment, stunned, and thought:

"Is this girl sick again? Anyway, what did I do yesterday, I remember that I went to the cubicle and wanted to do something to this girl, but why can't I remember the rest of the story, and why did I break my head and bleed inexplicably? Oops, and this lower body hurts when it moves! ”

Just when Jiang Chen was still thinking about yesterday's events, Xiao Qi's eyes suddenly lit up, and he turned his face to stare at Jiang Chen, with an unbelievably eerie smile on the corner of his mouth.

Jiang Chen was so frightened that he leaned back, holding one hand in front of his chest, thinking, "What's wrong with this crazy girl?" How did it happen for a while!? What's going on here? ”

What Jiang Chen was even more puzzled about was that this Xiao Qi stayed for a long time, looked at him for a long time, and then suddenly like a mad dog, laughed and walked out of the door again! Jiang Chen had 10,000 "grass and mud horses" running over in his heart at this moment.

"Fuck! Although this girl is as beautiful as a fairy, she is not mentally normal! With her all day, I'm going to get sick sooner or later!

And every time I attack her, I will encounter an accident... I was beaten by her last time, and yesterday I had amnesia again, and my head was bleeding, and my lower body hurt terribly! This girl is the reincarnation of a broom star! No way! I've got to find a way to get her out of here, or I'll not be able to take a few lives!" ”

Xiao Qixing rushed to the yard, looking for something but she didn't find it, and then she ran into the kitchen, the kitchen master Tie Zhu was chopping vegetables, and saw a little girl running in, thinking that she was here to urge breakfast, so she said to her:

"Little girl, breakfast is almost ready, wait for ten minutes and then come and get it."

"Oh, I'm not here to ask for breakfast, I'm here to get some ingredients and do an experiment!"

"Huh? Experiment? What materials do you want? What experiments? ”

"Chemistry Experiment!" Xiao Qi's eyes were full of light when he said these four words.

Tie Zhu couldn't understand what Xiao Qi was talking about at all, and was muttering in his heart:

"What is a chemistry experiment? Oh, I know, she's the little girl with a bad brain that everyone said yesterday, alas, it's also strange and pitiful, obviously she looks so smart. ”

Xiao Qi looked left and right, and then his eyes focused on the kitchen knife on the cutting board behind the iron pillar.

"Master, borrow a knife!" Xiao Qi said as he ran behind the iron pillar and picked up the knife, turned around and ran out.

After Xiao Qi ran out of the kitchen quickly, Tie Zhu suddenly reacted!

"What's going on? Didn't you say anything about chemical experiments? Why did she run away with my knife!? What is she going to do? She doesn't have a good brain, and if she hurts someone with my knife, then I won't be able to get out of it!? No way! I've got to get the knife back! ”

Tie Zhu sighed, and before he could put down the knife in his hand, he hurriedly chased it out, chasing him again and again, shouting: "You hurry up and give me back!" You stinky girl, don't run! Don't run! ”

The courtyard of Jiang's Mansion is still quite big, and Tie Zhu thought while chasing: "Damn, why did this crazy girl run so fast!! I'm going to be out of breath! ”

Xiao Qi ran to a rockery, looked around, and found that there was indeed no one, so she was relieved, she was afraid that if her experiment was discovered, then she would definitely have to be arrested for research specimens.

Xiao Qi whispered silently to the knife: "The iron and carbon on the knife, as well as the water and oxygen in the air, form a galvanic battery and undergo a chemical reaction, and then the final product of the knife is ferric tetroxide!" ”

As soon as Xiao Qi's words fell, the blade of the knife emitted a white light...