Chapter 20 Sleeping with a sow in her arms
On the sofa, there is a pair of black stockings.
"? This woman is disgusting! ”
Liu Qingyang was very disgusted by this situation.
Could it be that rich women have this hobby?
Liu Qingyang picked up the stockings and walked towards the trash can.
When he was about to throw it down, Liu Qingyang hesitated for a while, put it in front of his nose and took a deep breath.
"Wonderful......"
Liu Qingyang threw the stockings on the bed, and then covered the quilt and took a nap.
Liu Qingyang, who was decadent himself, slept until the night, ate instant noodles, and continued to sleep until the next day.
As a result, I was woken up by the system sound of "ding ding ding".
Liu Qingyang was also speechless, this system was attached to the alarm clock, and the prompt sounded, like 3D music around his brain.
In an irritable mood, Liu Qingyang turned on the system.
[New Quest Hint!] 】
"What's more important than sleeping?"
[Mission: Fight fakes (find a feng shui pavilion and kick over the shop signboard)]
[Reward: "Qimen Dunjia" Volume I]
Liu Qingyang touched his messy hair, and he looked at this task a little immorally.
When people open a feng shui hall, they still have to let themselves go to the gym to fight fakes.
"Assi!"
Liu Qingyang got up from the bed irritably and ran to the bathroom to wash.
Toilet one: brush your teeth, wash your face, take a bath, poop, wash your clothes.
Squatting and, how can you be indispensable to mobile phones?
opened the circle of friends, and Liu Qingyang's expression changed with the copywriting of the circle of friends.
Song Yi's circle of friends: "Today's girlfriends are happy to open!" ”
Xu Huang's circle of friends: "Recruit a funeral home burner, and some WeChat contact me." ”
Li Hong, the rich second generation, posted a gossip Daomen Academy, with a line of words: "It is incumbent on you to kill demons and eliminate demons!" ”
After finishing, a bunch of classmates below were licking Li Hong, and Liu Qingyang smiled disdainfully: "It's all younger brothers!" ”
Flipping down further, it is the circle of friends posted by classmate Zhu Tai yesterday: "Everyone, do you have any trustworthy masters?" My dad is evil! ”
After Liu Qingyang saw this sentence, his whole person cheered up.
So Liu Qingyang cut back to the contact person and found Zhu Tai.
"Zhu Tai, what's the situation with your father?" Liu Qingyang asked with concern.
After a while, Zhu Tai sent a voice.
"Liu Qingyang, are you here to laugh at me? Fuck off, I don't need you to be pitiful! ”
Liu Qingyang replied with a speechless emoji, and then replied: "If your dad is evil, I can help your dad." ”
About five minutes later, Zhu Tai sent a voice: "Liu Qingyang, do you know a master?" ”
“emmm…… Sort of. Liu Qingyang replied modestly.
"You invite him here, how much money can my family afford, if this thing is done, I will stuff you with a red envelope." But if you dare to fool me, I'll find someone to beat you so that your mother won't recognize you! ”
Even if there was a threat behind Zhu Tai's words, his tone was not very impulsive.
Liu Qingyang asked Zhu Tai to send his address, and then arrived.
An hour's drive, Liu Qingyang came to Zhu Tai's house.
When he arrived at the entrance of the village, Zhu Tai came to pick up Liu Qingyang.
"Where's the master?" Zhu Tai asked.
"Isn't that in front of you?" Liu Qingyang replied.
Zhu Tai looked at Liu Qingyang and sneered: "You are stepping on a horse to tease me? ”
"What am I kidding you?" Liu Qingyang also looked at Zhu Tai with a sneer.
"I vaguely remember that the people who know this business are all FBI people, right? You can't get into the Exorcism Dragon Academy and the Bagua Daomen Academy, and you don't have a job, so you are a god stick to fool people? Zhu Tai asked.
"Do you believe me? If you don't believe me, I'll slip away. Liu Qingyang said.
"Let's go."
Zhu Tai took Liu Qingyang to the mountain behind the village, and their family's farm was built on the mountain behind the village.
"You have a lot of pigs." Liu Qingyang looked at dozens of pig sheds and sighed: "It's not too much to have an annual income of one million, envy ......"
"My pigs are sold abroad." Zhu Tai said arrogantly.
Liu Qingyang has to admire that pig raising can still go through foreign channels.
Coming to the simple iron boron room, Zhu Tai walked back and forth in several rooms, Liu Qingyang couldn't understand what Zhu Tai was doing, so he asked, "What are you doing?" ”
"My dad is gone again! Served! ”
Zhu Tai stood in place and thought about it, turned around and walked away quickly, while Liu Qingyang followed behind him.
Zhu Tai came to the pig shed, he found the No. C pig shed, and went to the innermost No. 20 pig pen, a middle-aged man was holding a sow and falling asleep, all covered with pig feces, but sleeping soundly.
"Now, this is my dad."
Liu Qingyang came close to observe Zhu Tai's father, a little crying and laughing.
"Your dad is ...... Got along with a sow? Liu Qingyang touched his chin and asked.
"I don't know what happened, a week ago, he suddenly became like this, I don't know what happened. My mother tied him up and begged the master for help outside, but none of them worked, all of them were charlatans. ”
After speaking, Zhu Tai shouted outside: "Mom! Abba is crazy again! ”
"In my opinion, your dad should be your mother with this sow." Liu Qingyang explained.
"My mother? My mom doesn't look bad. Zhu Tai scratched his head and wondered.
Outside the pig shed, Zhu Tai's mother walked quickly, holding a bamboo stick in her hand, her face full of anger.
"You dead thing, come here and kiss the pig again, die back!"
Zhu Tai's mother stepped directly into the pig pen, picked up the bamboo stick and pumped it at Zhu Tai's father.
Zhu Tai's father even made a pig cry, and Liu Qingyang looked confused on the side.
But at the end of the day, serious things still have to be done.
Liu Qingyang stepped into the pigpen and controlled the restless Zhu Tai's father.
"Auntie, go out for a while, I'll take care of it."
Zhu Tai took a look at Liu Qingyang, and walked out of the pigpen in disbelief.
At this time, Zhu Tai's father was so frightened that he curled up in the corner, like a frightened pig.
"Uncle? Do you understand me? ”
Liu Qingyang called out in a calm tone.
Zhu Tai's father ignored Liu Qingyang, and even Liu Qingyang deliberately kicked him, but Zhu Tai's father was still cowering in fear.
Liu Qingyang glanced at the sow next to him who was eating water, and suddenly kicked the sow in the buttocks.
The sow screamed in fright and ran around the pigsty.
Zhu Tai's father turned into an angry face and threw himself at Liu Qingyang.
Thanks to Liu Qingyang, he learned the secrets of physical arts, otherwise he would not be able to dodge.
Zhu Tai's father was choked by Liu Qingyang, then dragged him out of the pigsty, and then pressed him against the wall.
Zhu Tai's father's pig cry was extremely harsh, and Liu Qingyang was a little upset by the noise.
I saw Liu Qingyang turn Zhu Tai's father around and face him.
A smashing charm was pasted on Zhu Tai's father's eyebrows, and Liu Qingyang slapped the smashing charm angrily in his palm, and quickly recited the incantation in his mouth.
"Emperor of the Sun, the stars of the Han Dynasty, under my order, quickly appear, urgent as the law!"
Zhu Tai's father emitted black smoke from the seven holes, and the yellow anti-evil charm appeared with the black smoke, and the rune paper lines had begun to dissipate.
"Get out!"
Liu Qingyang roared angrily and punched Zhu Tai's father in the stomach.
Zhu Tai's father's eyes were abrupt, and Liu Qingyang immediately retreated.
"Vomit ......" Zhu Tai's father vomited a cloud of black thick liquid from his mouth.