Chapter 157: You can't joke around

Three poles in the sun, with a rooster crow, Xiang Shuai Qi swung like a jumping fish on the boat.

A pendulum ...... Two pendulum ...... Three pendulums, what a thing! Why didn't I put it up? Asking himself, Xiang Shuaiqi felt that he hurt his waist yesterday, otherwise why would he not be able to get up after such a simple carp?

After lying quietly on the bed for ten minutes, Xiang Shuaiqi thought that it should be almost there, so he moved his body slightly.

"Well, it's pretty much there." After moving a few times slightly, and then said a few words to himself, Xiang Shuaiqi slowly sat up with his hands behind him, it was safer to take his time like this.

In case of secondary damage, it will not be good, and your body will have to undergo intense training! But take good care of it.

As soon as he turned around, Xiang Shuaiqi remembered the girl again, alas...... She's coming soon, what can I do? Even if Xiang Shuaiqi was promoted to the "emperor", he still didn't have the slightest certainty of defeating her in his heart.

"Use the nunchuck, huh, hah

Use the nunchucks, hum, hum, hah

Those who practice martial arts should remember that the benevolent are invincible

Who is practicing Tai Chi?

…………”

Listening to the ringtone of his mobile phone that he changed yesterday, Xiang Shuaiqi enjoyed it very much, but after listening to this intercepted paragraph, he still picked up the mobile phone, and the enjoyment should be appropriate.

"Hey, Brother Jie!" Listening to Xiang Shuaiqi's "honorific title", the corners of Mengjie's mouth couldn't help but rise, this is the most favorite title he chose after asking Xiang Shuaiqi a lot of modern titles.

"Shuaiqi, are you up?"

Listening to Mengjie's voice, Xiang Shuaiqi felt that the most "demonic" person he had met in this life was Mengjie.

Every word he said deepened his pain, isn't this a demon or what?

"Let's go, Brother Jie, where are we practicing today." Although today is another day of suffering, how can I see the real rainbow without wind and rain.

This is the most useful experience he has gained from his many years of parkour experience.

"Today I am still in Dongge's small courtyard, but not in the courtyard but in the secret room."

"Secret room?"

"Okay, I got it." Listening to Mengjie's words, Xiang Shuaiqi didn't care, he didn't know that in the secret room, there would be things that would make it easier for him to do "demons".

"I can't drive, you come to the Yuanhua Social Training Center to pick me up first."

"Okay, Brother Jie, you wait for me."

"Smack......!" As soon as he hung up the phone, Mengjie looked at the old man in his hand and sighed, "The mobile phone is quite good." ”

"Xuan, you don't have to go to work this morning, I'm going to trouble you." Standing by the floor-to-ceiling window of the office, Donghua smiled at the other end of the phone.

"Hehe, you're still talking about trouble with me, you can say it! What's up. Dong Xiaoxuan said with a smile, she didn't expect that she would be able to help Donghua one day.

"Actually, it's not a big deal, we have a secret room in that little courtyard, in the middle of the grocery store. Later, Mengjie and Xiang Shuaiqi are going to practice inside, so you can help me watch it! I'll come to see you when I'm free at noon, and you can just ask Mama Zhang to take you to find it. ”

Dong Xiaoxuan was stunned, what is it? Donghua even has a secret room, why has he never told himself. I don't know what secrets are inside, I'll take a look at it later.

"Okay, I know, I'll call Xiang Shuaiqi right away."

"Well, see for yourself!"

After hanging up the phone, the corners of Donghua's mouth rose, and he picked up the thermos cup and drank it.

"Hey, Shuaiqi...... Are you up?"

As soon as Xiang Shuaiqi finished packing his things and was about to go out, Dong Xiaoxuan called. Originally, he was very happy to receive her call, but now when he heard Dong Xiaoxuan's words, his mood plummeted.

"Do you just get up for anything, I'm going to get ready to go out, it turns out that I'm in your heart, so I can't stand the practice!" Xiang Shuaiqi is very innocent, I'm also a man, okay.

"Alas......! Originally, I didn't think I would have said it if you didn't say it, but now that you say it, I'll be you. Dong Xiaoxuan hit Xiang Shuaiqi very ruthlessly, it seems that this is also quite fun, isn't it?

"I ...... I'm ......!" Xiang Shuaiqi was so angry that he couldn't speak.

"Okay, okay, I won't talk to you. I'm almost downstairs for you, so come down quickly. Dong Xiaoxuan looked at the No. 26 building in front of her, and muttered in her heart, why did this thing live here.

Qingfeng community is also very fragrant!

"Oh, I'm down......"

In the morning, the traffic in Yuanhua City was surging, and Xiang Shuai Qi drove in it. Dong Xiaoxuan turned off Xiao Xiaole and looked outside, no!

looked at Xiang Shuaiqi next to him, "Huh? This is not the direction of the small courtyard, where are you going? ”

"Go pick up Mengjie, he has to study at the Yuanhua Social Training Center every morning recently."

Xiang Shuai Qi really hopes that he can learn as soon as possible and do something that others do, and he abuses himself every day to abuse himself to death.

"Okay, he should study hard, I once suspected that he came from ancient times." As soon as she remembered that everything Mengjie looked at was very fresh, Dong Xiaoxuan was speechless.

If it weren't for the modern Chinese he spoke, it would still be more authentic, she wanted to knock Mengjie unconscious, and then make a fragrance to reveal all his secrets.

But she just thought about it, if she really wanted her to knock it, Dong Xiaoxuan still wouldn't dare. Because yesterday she could see Mengjie's awesomeness, and she beat him when she was "sparring" with Xiang Shuaiqi...... It's just miserable.

The car drove to the front of the training center, and as soon as Xiang Shuaiqi and Dong Xiaoxuan got out of the car, they saw Mengjie standing at the gate looking left and right.

"Brother Jie, here." beckoned to Mengjie, Xiang Shuaiqi was a little helpless, there are indeed a lot of cute girls around, but you can't look at it like this, right? Seeing that his face was about to stick to others, Xiang Shuai Qi had the urge to rush up and beat him.

Hearing the familiar voice, Mengjie turned his head to look at Xiang Shuaiqi with a happy face, "Here, let's go!"

As soon as the smoke slipped away, those well-looking girls lost their glorious color in Mengjie's eyes. is still "abused" to Shuaiqi is the most beautiful, I feel that I am really a little perverted......

Mengjie overtook Xiang Shuaiqi and Dong Xiaoxuan, and soon came to the car, "Why don't you two leave, do you want me to invite you?" Looking at Xiang Shuaiqi's helpless expression, Mengjie was very annoyed.

"Alright, let's go." Glancing at Dong Xiaoxuan, Xiang Shuai Qi hurriedly walked towards the car, Meng Jie looked at Xiang Shuaiqi's very spicy face, and silently blessed him in his heart: Wait for my large-scale service in the morning!

"That...... Xiaoxuan, why did you come here today?" Mengjie looked at Dong Xiaoxuan, who was the co-pilot, from behind, and didn't know what she meant by coming along.

"I'm here to oversee you, and I'm here to cheer you up." Dong Xiaoxuan gritted her teeth and smiled at Mengjie in the rearview mirror with a smile on her face.

"Oversight? What are you doing overseeing us, and what are you doing...... What does it mean to cheer up. "The more Mengjie said, the more surprised he became, what is this, could it be that Zhao Tianyi wants to fix him, no! Aren't all the contradictions solved?

Looking at Dong Xiaoxuan in the rearview mirror, with an unhappy look, Mengjie was really completely confused.

Xiang Shuaiqi, who was driving the car next to him, was about to be purple, his face was going to be purple, what did he ...... A strange language came out of my heart in an instant.

It's a rhythm that can suffocate people.

"Xiaoxuan, why don't you speak, you speak!" Mengjie looked at Dong Xiaoxuan and didn't speak for a long time, anxious.

"Brother Mengjie, you stop first, I'll ask you a question." Turning his head to look at Meng Jie, Dong Xiaoxuan looked serious.

Nodding, Meng Jie was a little uncomfortable by this serious atmosphere. "Just ask!"

"What did you learn at the training center?" Dong Xiaoxuan's words were very calm, but they were very dignified in Mengjie's ears.

"That's it...... I learned something, how to get along with others, how to regulate my speech, and there seems to be nothing else. Mengjie said and said, looking at Dong Xiaoxuan with a kind of domineering momentum in the face of his childhood, from the private school teaching gentleman.

It's so strange, this was more than 30 years ago, how can I remember it so clearly. Looking at his "young" self in the rearview mirror, Mengjie suspected that he hadn't aged much, could it be because of the magic book?

"Okay, then you study hard, and remember to write me a lesson when you're done." Dong Xiaoxuan hugged her arms and looked ahead again, feeling the steady car that Xiang Shuai Qi drove steadily, Dong Xiaoxuan thought that it was necessary for her to transform Mengjie.

"Why?" Mengjie frowned, you said let me write it, I'll write it! Don't I want to lose face, I glanced at Dong Xiaoxuan from the rearview mirror, and Mengjie was a little unhappy.

"Just ...... I can tell Zhao Tianyi, if you don't agree, I'll say something else to him. Don't look at Mengjie, Dong Xiaoxuan pouted the most arrogantly.

"You think he'll listen? What are you to him, Hugh is going to bluff me. With his arms hugged, Mengjie felt that his temper was about to surge.

With a smile, Dong Xiaoxuan glanced in the rearview mirror at Mengjie, who was holding his arms like him. Scold! Tsundere man?

"His girlfriend is my best friend, after I told her, do you think she will go and talk to Zhao Tianyi, and then Zhao Tianyi will listen to her!"

Old-fashioned man, with psychological problems like you, still want to escape my "transformation", let me transform you into a beautiful man in the new era......

"Well, you win." The two arms are disassembled, Mengjie clasps ten with both hands, do you have any experience? I have time to ask Xiaoli from the training center, he wants to see how this is written.

Glancing at Dong Xiaoxuan's side face, Mengjie remembered her, this woman is a little not simple.

"Toot toot toot ......!"

The car honked at the gate of the courtyard, and after more than 40 minutes of driving, Xiang Shuaiqi's stomach was already very hungry. Seeing that the courtyard door had not yet opened, he touched his stomach and sighed to Shuai Qi, "I have wronged you." ”

took out a bottle of water, unscrewed the cap of the bottle to Shuai Qi, poured one hand into his mouth, touched his stomach with the other, and shook his head to Shuai Qi again.

On the surface, she was waiting for the door to open inside, but Dong Xiaoxuan was thinking in her heart what the secret room would be like.

Suddenly heard Xiang Shuaiqi say "I wronged you" there, and couldn't help but twist his head to Xiang Shuaiqi, looking at him rubbing his stomach and complaining, Dong Xiaoxuan felt really funny, "What, how many months have you been?" ”

"Poof......!"

Zhang's mother, who had just opened the door and walked out, saw that the water was about to spray on her, so she hurriedly raised her hand and made a posture of resistance.

After waiting for three or four seconds, Zhang's mother didn't feel the liquid spraying on herself, and looked forward a little strangely. Well, the front of the windshield was full of milky white liquid, still flowing slowly downward.

"This ...... Xiaoxuan, you have to be responsible for this incident!" Looking at the glass, which was full of nutrition express lines squirted out by himself, Xiang Shuai Qi was a little surprised.

"It's really responsible, and it scared Zhang's mother." Looking at Mama Zhang, who was patting her chest outside and looking happy, Dong Xiaoxuan felt that her words were very "aggressive".

Seeing that the nutrition express line on the glass was still flowing, Xiang Shuai Qi looked at Dong Xiaoxuan, "You will wipe it later!"

"Mom Zhang, are you okay? It's all my fault. Getting out of the car to help Zhang's mother, Dong Xiaoxuan decided that she would never joke casually in the future.