Chapter 65: The Boudoir
Jiang Yu followed Tiezhu's advice and began to use the "Beautiful Men Meter"!
But how to use this beautiful man's trick? There has always been only a "beauty plan" in the book, and I have never seen anyone use a "beautiful man plan"! But it should be pretty much the same, first of all, you have to be proactive.
Jiang Yu came to Liu Yiyi's house early this morning, and then returned to his residence, and then came to Liu Yiyi's house, and returned to his residence. . .
It took him back and forth several times before he finally mustered up the courage.
There was a knock on the door.
"Who?"
"Miss Liu, I'm Jiang Xu."
...... "Holy!" Why didn't this person come and say hello in advance?
Liu Yiyi glanced at her room in despair, it can't be called a room at all, okay? It's a pig's nest at all! Sundries are piled up indiscriminately, clothes are thrown everywhere, and the ground knows at a glance that it has not been cleaned for at least half a year!
There are all men in this mountain, and no one usually enters my room, and I don't have a maid, so I don't bother to clean up, who would have thought that this Jiang Zhi would suddenly come coldly! I knew I would have cleaned up yesterday!
"Jiang Gongzi, what are you looking for me? Otherwise, let's go to the lobby and talk about it! ”
Don't let Jiang Yu see the miserable situation in my house! Otherwise, he'd think I'm a lazy pig!
Going to the lobby? That's not going to work! You have to do this in a little more secrecy, and the books are all done in the bedroom.
"I don't think I have to go to the lobby, do I? May I ask Miss Liu, can you let me in and talk? ”
The corners of Liu Yiyi's mouth twitched. No way! Jiang Yu is determined to enter my pig's nest!
Liu Yiyi had to reluctantly reply:
"Then in that case, Jiang Gongzi, you wait outside the house for a while, I'll clean up the house, and I'll be fine right away!"
"Miss Liu, you clean up slowly, don't be in a hurry."
"Good!"
Half an hour later ...
"......" Half an hour has passed, and it's not okay?
An hour later ...
"......" An hour has passed, and it's not okay?
Two hours later ...
"......" Jiang Yu looked up at the big sun overhead, it's been two hours, hey!
Liu Yiyi, what is this cleaning up? With this time, let alone the house, even if you clean up a pig and separate the pork bones and meat, the time is more than enough, hey!
"Jiang Gongzi, come in!"
You've finally packed it up!
Jiang Yu then raised his legs, which were a little numb, and stepped forward to open the door.
As soon as the door opened, a sweet fruity fragrance greeted me. When the door was fully opened, he was even more amazed by what he saw in the room!
The room was full of pink tones, the clean floor that could reflect the reflection, the dusty tables and chairs, and the sweet fragrance in the air, which made Jiang Yu feel as if he was outside the boudoir of some beautiful lady.
Thinking of this, his old face turned red, and his feet seemed to be filled with lead, and he couldn't lift them up for a long time.
"Come on in! What are you doing in a daze? ”
This is a woman's boudoir!
Doesn't the book say that the Queen of the Mountain's rooms are rough and casual? It's not at all like what the book says, okay? I'd better go back, Miss Liu is not married yet, it's really unruly for me to go in like this!
"Miss Liu, let's talk another day!" After speaking, Jiang Yu turned around and wanted to leave!
Well? Are you fucking kidding me?
I didn't let you in at first, but you insisted on coming in, and it took a lot of effort for me to pack up the pigs in the morning... Oh no! Room? And then you don't come in again?
"Hurry up and get the old lady in!" Liu Yiyi was furious and roared!
Jiang Zhi was full of wit, and turned around and came back honestly, so terrible, so terrible.
Liu Yiyi knew that she was out of shape, and her cheeks were crimson with shame.
Jiang Yu entered the house.
Strange, why is it that in broad daylight, the tent on the bed is tightly pulled?
Liu Yiyi saw Jiang Zhi staring at the bed, her heart trembled, and she hurriedly walked over to block Jiang Xu's sight, and led him to the table to sit down.
"Jiang Gongzi, sit here." After speaking, Liu Yiyi began to make tea.
The bed was full of all kinds of clutter, clothes and even garbage, and if I was discovered, all my efforts in the morning would be in vain!
Jiang Yu took a sip of tea, his mind was blank, and his heart sent out who am I and where am I? What am I going to do? The soul of the trifecta.
I've forgotten all the routines I learned from books! What can I do?
"Jiang Gongzi, what is the important thing for you to come this time?"
"Miss Liu, how are you doing lately?"
Holy, what am I talking about?
"Well, that's good."
"Miss Liu, I recently fell in love with a mountain! I'd like to talk to you about the price. "Holy! What am I talking about? What mountain? When did I fall in love with a mountain?
"Oh, Jiang Gongzi, which mountain have you taken ainto?"
"It's the one on the south side of this mountain." There's nothing on that mountain in the south, and the land is still poor, so why do I have to fall in love with that mountain?
"Oh, the mountain? Are you sure? ”
"yes, sure!"
"But there are too many rocks on that mountain to grow trees! It's bare, there's nothing. ”
"Miss Liu, don't worry, I'm useful!" What's the use, hey, I'm not here for this!
Seeing Jiang Xu's confident expression, Liu Yiyi could only agree.
"Uh...
Well, since Jiang Gongzi has taken a fancy to it, then I will sell it to you. ”
"Okay, it's a word, how much silver, Miss Liu will make a price!"
"If you want to talk about this mountain, you just have to look at it."
"Okay, then a hundred taels of silver."
"Jiang Gongzi, are you sure? A hundred taels of silver to buy this hill? ”
"Sure, sure!"
"Okay, deal!"
"Okay, then there's nothing else to do, I'll go back first."
"Okay, Jiang Gongzi walks slowly."
No way! What is this? I actually bought a broken mountain for a hundred silver! Am I having a hole in my head? Liu Yiyi must think I'm a fool, right?
And I didn't do what I planned to do! Brother Tiezhu, it seems that I have lived up to your expectations, I really can't use the "beautiful man trick!" ”
Liu Yiyi closed the door and breathed a sigh of relief.
I've finally passed the test safely today, and I'll have to clean up my room in the future, otherwise Jiang Xue will have another surprise attack, who can stand it!
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Tie Zhu waited for several more days, but he still didn't hear from Jiang Xu.
Tie Zhu thought for a while, and suddenly realized, I haven't settled on the contact information with Jiang Yu yet! Teach this nerd, his brain will definitely not be able to think of a way! Looks like I'm going to have to make another run!
As soon as he said that, the iron pillar came to the bottom of the queen's hill again, and he put on his mask and continued to climb up from behind the mountain.
If you want to see it, you have to climb to the top of the mountain, everything is going well, but this time it is so good that a person will not die, and there is a person who runs to the back of the mountain to pee, and as soon as he takes off his pants, he sees a person wearing a night coat and a black mask squatting in front of him!
"Holy!
This...
Is this human? There's no road on the back of the mountain! How did he get up? ”
The iron pillar is also full of black lines!
Good thing he hasn't peed yet!