Chapter 115: Uncle Zombie
People who like to watch zombie movies, if you don't know Uncle Ying, then you are a good mallet.
Uncle Ying can be said to be firmly in the first place in supernatural movies, Wang Xu is also in many modern zombie movies, and he has seen the younger disciples who worship Uncle Ying as the ancestor or invite Uncle Ying to come up, and the status of the rivers and lakes is undoubted.
It's a pity that the four-eyed Taoist chief kept his mouth shut, and he didn't want to say more about his senior brother.
Wang Xu asked a few times, but he was vaguely blocked back, and in a short period of time, it seems that he doesn't want to see Uncle Ying himself.
"For a person like you, the most important thing to guard against is not zombies, but female ghosts and monsters. After all, there are traces of zombies, unless they are high-level zombies, otherwise it is a few tricks such as one pounce, two bites, and three scares. And ghosts are different, don't look at your full blood, ordinary ghosts can't enter the body, once you meet a ghost who is not afraid of your blood, you don't know how to die. ”
While hurrying away, the four-eyed Taoist reminded Wang Xu.
Wang Xu hadn't seen a ghost, but the monster saw a fox spirit, but unfortunately he was killed by the four-eyed Taoist a few times, and he didn't see how powerful it was.
Seeing the look on Wang Xu's face, the four-eyed Taoist sneered and said: "Don't take it seriously, ghosts will confuse people, you don't have a magic eye, you can't even see through the other party's illusions, a ghost hitting the wall can trap you." Just like the vixen I killed today, its most powerful thing is not that it can fly, but that it can confuse people. When you look at it, you will feel that it is the love of your life, digging out your heart and liver, and you still have a smile on your face. ”
"So what should I do?" As soon as Wang Xu heard this, he understood the seriousness of the matter.
The zombie opens and closes, even the kind of cat-faced old lady, and he can't take any advantage against him.
On the contrary, it is a ghost who can spell and confuse people, Wang Xu has no way at all, and he can't use his strength at all.
"What to do, it's easy to do, you look for me!"
While chasing the zombies, the four-eyed Taoist took out a small abacus, snapped and said, "I have a warning charm here, and when you encounter dirty things, the warning charm will automatically heat up, so that you can perceive the danger in advance." In addition, there are corpse talismans, ghost exorcism talismans, five thunder talismans, divine fire talismans, exorcism talismans, evil talismans, I can package and sell some to you, let's negotiate the price. ”
"Dao Chief, this is all one-time things, is there anything that can be reused, or can you teach me a few tricks." Wang Xu knows that it is better to teach people to fish than to teach them to fish.
He didn't have the means to fight the ghosts, and it would be great if he could learn two tricks from the Four-Eyed Dao Leader.
It's a pity that the four-eyed Taoist chief smiled, shook the abacus in his hand, and said, "Teach you a few tricks, what should I do if the master starves to death?" In addition, we have rules on Maoshan Road, the law is not passed on lightly, you are neither a disciple of learning art who went up the mountain since childhood, nor a descendant of the same disciple brother, not to mention a big faction like our Maoshan faction, even the scattered people of small families will not teach you, you are still dead. ”
"Probably not at all?" Wang Xu was very unwilling and couldn't help asking.
The four-eyed Taoist shook his head slightly, pointed at himself, and then at Wang Xu, and said, "You can't be my grandfather, if you break the rules, the elders will clean up the portal, and both of us will be finished." Moreover, it is not just a question of whether to teach or not, you are not young, and you will not be able to learn what is taught to you. ”
Hearing the words of the four-eyed Taoist, Wang Xu felt a little chill in his heart.
At a certain point, the protagonists of those are either apprenticed to Uncle Ying, or Uncle Ying accepts apprentices on behalf of his teacher.
It's good to get to him, Uncle Ying hasn't seen it yet, and the four-eyed Taoist has rejected him, and there is no room for maneuver at all.
Wang Xu was very unwilling and muttered: "Why is this happening? ”
"Why, there are rules for one door, and there are no rules. If you are only six years old this year and you are sincere in learning art, I can still take you to Maoshan Mountain, open the ancestral hall, and lead you to learn art. It's a pity that you are so old, and you haven't laid a Taoist foundation, I just want to take you to get started, and you have also closed your spiritual wisdom and can't learn. ”
The four-eyed Taoist patted Wang Xu on the shoulder, and admonished: "Don't be discouraged, as long as the price is right, I can get you some good things, and you can protect yourself if you encounter ordinary ghosts." ”
"Dao Chief, put aside the matter of magic weapons for now, I should have a way to do this. I remember that when Lu Dongbin learned art, he was almost thirty years old, and he later..."
"He met Han Zhongli later, if you also meet the immortals, just let me say nothing."
Before Wang Xu finished speaking, the four-eyed Taoist leader interrupted him and sighed: "Young man, don't think so much useless, are you Lu Dongbin?" Even if you are, I'm not Han Zhongli, before the age of eighteen didn't need to lay a Taoist foundation, the door of magic was closed, unless you get the fairy fate, otherwise it's too late to say anything, don't tell me that you are not eighteen years old enough. ”
"Alas..."Wang Xu sighed, he was also eighteen years old, but that was a few years ago.
Heaven, law, wealth, couples, and earth.
Wang Xu didn't occupy anything, only the wealth was accounted for a little bit, and it was not enough for him to knock on the immortal door.
Sure enough, as a sling, you must have the consciousness of sling, or practice your hard qigong well, and learn from Sanfeng real people to enter the Tao with martial arts.
"Dao Chief, did you do anything about martial arts?" Wang Xu regained his confidence, as if he was asking himself, as if he was asking the four-eyed Taoist.
The four-eyed Taoist nodded vigorously, cheered him up, and said: "Yes, of course there is, there are three thousand avenues, and everyone can become enlightened." Martial arts, how is it not a kind of Tao, only if you become strong enough, it is not impossible to see God as if you were to see me. ”
"Yes, since the Dao Fa is not good, I will break the void and see that God is not bad!" Wang Xu regained his confidence again, and also set a small goal for himself to see what kind of demeanor he was above all living beings.
In the past, when Wang Xu crossed over, it was just to make a fortune and let himself live a better life.
Now that life has been secured, it is time to pursue something else to make life more colorful.
"Friend, I'm optimistic about you, you can do it." Seeing Wang Xu's confident look, the four-eyed Taoist clenched his fists vigorously, and thought to himself: "Ten thousand cultivators, none of them have become immortals, and none of the ten thousand immortals have practiced martial arts. ”
The three thousand avenues are true, and it is also true that everyone can become enlightened, and what is false is this probability.
After 5,000 years in China, there are many immortals who everyone fights for, and there are a few who enter the Tao with martial arts.
Zhang Sanfeng counts one, Dharma counts one, and then think about who else.
Taoism is different, taking Maoshan Dao as an example, there is no need to say the Heavenly Master Dao at the head of the Taoist family.
The official disciples of Maoshan will receive the Sanshan talisman on the day of entry, as long as there are some Taoism, they can't become immortals while they are alive, and they can also specialize in cultivating ghosts and immortals after the military liberation, and at worst, they can also go to the rich and noble to reincarnate.
Why, because people have backers, Mao Tianshi, one of the four heavenly masters, is the ancestor of others.
If you don't have this heel, how can you invite the old man at every turn, no, it's the grandfather's upper body, you are so idle as the grandfather.
Of course, Wang Xu didn't know what the four-eyed Taoist was thinking, and he was still fantasizing about the future.
In fact, it doesn't matter if you know, although he doesn't have a backer, he has a gate that can travel through all worlds, and who can say what will happen in the future.
"See, over the mountain in front of me, it's my home. As long as you give enough money, it is the Tiandu Divine Thunder Talisman that my master left me, and I can also sell it to you. In addition, I have a set of darts with exorcism spells written on them, and the price is negotiable. ”
"Do you sell the demon slaying sword in your hand?"
"This won't work, senior brother will kill me if he knows about it, this is a magic weapon passed down from the master."
chatting all the way, all the way over the mountains and mountains, when the sky was about to dawn, I finally saw two families.
Wang Xu looked up at the rising sun, then at the four-eyed Taoist beside him, and thought secretly: "Zombie world, I'm here!" ”