Chapter 30: I'll Fuck Your Uncle
The bead that popped out of the void definitely didn't belong to the current world, and Xintianyou must get it.
However, after the fierce battle, although Fahai's true qi and mana were greatly damaged, he still retained the power of the first battle. And looking at the process of the battle, this guy's close combat ability is very strong, and he must be cautious.
He pretended not to believe it at all, took two steps in the direction of the sound, looked up to the sky and snorted dryly, and asked:
"That's such a nice thing to say, then what do you want to do when you snatched the Shenzhu?"
Fahai said proudly:
"Amitopho...... The little monk wants to eliminate disasters for the world. ”
Xintianyou was dumbfounded.
Damn, it's the first time I've seen snatching things so fresh and refined, and the righteousness is awe-inspiring!
He saw a thumb-sized drop of water quietly forming on the tip of a stalactite rising from the dome, and his mind made a plan of action like lightning.
"Oh...... It turned out that the monk killed people out of compassion and rudeness. ”
Seeing him ridiculed, Fahai's eyes flashed sharply, and he said slowly:
"Those immortal masters are greedy and murderous, of course they should be damned. As soon as you step into this small island, you have the intention of killing. If you don't kill him, he will kill you. The benefactor speaks rudely, but his tongue is exaggerated. His eyes are fierce, and he always grasps a stone with his right hand......"
"You, you, you...... Can you see me? ”
Hearing this, the expression on the scholar's face was as if he had seen a ghost.
With his right hand, he smashed the stone to the ground, and when he saw that the other party was silent, he quietly scratched the ground with his toes. Turn back the stone you just dropped, slowly crouch down and grab it, and turn sideways to cover it.
Fahai watched these ridiculous actions coldly, didn't bother to expose them, and said:
“…… Please tell the jade fairy that she will continue to squat outside, she is in a worrying situation. The little monk dived out of the dark river in the cave, God knows where he came from? If she flies through the sky to search, she will be noticed by the other monks. ”
"Okay, I'll go tell her......"
Xintianyou grabbed the stone and tiptoed forward.
Fahai quietly moved his position, and when he saw that the other party was not moving, he also stopped, and happened to stand under the tip of the stalactite.
A thumb-sized drop of water, crumbling......
In order to hide the sound of water droplets breaking through the air, Xintianyou raised the stone violently and shouted:
"Monk, hand over the beads!"
Fahai shook his head and said: "You can't give it, it's harmful to you to give it to you......"
"To give or not to give?"
"Don't give it!"
At this time, the cold water droplets fell on his neck, and Fahai was excited. At this moment when his spirit was scattered and recondensed, his pupils suddenly widened, revealing horror.
In the darkness, his vision was not as clear as Xintianyou's, and he could only see a rough idea. Seeing the other party raise his arms, the stones in his hands ...... The weirdness is gone.
I couldn't catch the slightest track, and I couldn't hear the slightest wind.
But the warning suddenly appeared, and the cold hair stood on end.
The palm of the hand was instinctively erected and blocked in front of the chest, and it was too late to stimulate the mana.
Syllable......
The stones shattered, and tiny stones shot out in all directions like sharp arrows.
Fist-sized rocks, at most birds and birds, rabbits, snakes and rats are beaten. When given unparalleled speed, the power is staggering.
Fahai's palm was instantly deformed, his arm bent, and his entire body was knocked backwards, breaking a stalactite pillar with a click.
Before he could stand firm, he counterattacked, and a raindrop of fists fell.
However, monks are not vegetarians!
With a burst of rapid Sanskrit chanting, the whole body glowed with golden light, forming a yellow light curtain outside the body, like under a large bell.
Golden bell jar?
Xintianyou's heart flashed with thoughts, but his fists did not stop.
Hit the snake and hit the seven inches.
Take advantage of your illness to kill you.
With each punch, the light curtain emitted a circle of ripples, dissolving the power. Although it couldn't hit the monk's body, the light of the "big bell" dimmed a little.
Fahai bows his head and folds his head, and the treasure is solemn.
The Sanskrit singing became more and more high-pitched, as if swimming across the bitter sea, high-spirited and unyielding.
The golden bell is simple and heavy, the runes are circulating, and there are faint Sanskrit sounds and sounds.
Xintianyou doesn't care.
The fist is like thunder breaking the mountain, the wind and the sea are raining, and ten thousand arrows are fired together, which is called a joy.
Within a few breaths, "Admiralty" received several hundred punches, and the light diminished with a discernible amplitude to the naked eye.
After more than a dozen breaths, with a soft sound of "pop", the "Golden Bell" completely shattered and collapsed.
Fahai staggered, and a mouthful of blood spurted out "wow".
A tall and wonderful spell didn't have a chance to be cast, and it was actually beaten out by a mortal like iron.
Shame, shame!
Pouring out the water of the three rivers, it is difficult to wash away today's shame.
Xintian jumped to the side, folded his arms and smiled.
After a violent blow by himself, the remnants of the bald donkey's mana were gone, so there was nothing to worry about.
"You, you ......"
Fahai gritted his teeth and took half a step forward, stumbling and almost falling. Hurriedly held the broken stalagmite beside him, and scolded:
"I'll fuck you uncle!"
Xintian Amusement was broken, and sneered triumphantly: "What's the matter, your uncle is your uncle!" ”
Fahai roared angrily: "Let your son of a bitch raise a big fart in the Spring and Autumn Period, you sneak attack!" ”
Xintianyou shrugged his shoulders and said with a grin:
"If you lose, you lose, do you have to notify you before I beat you? You pretend to be a thief, a thief, a fool of everything, eating, drinking, gambling, and everything. Landing on the island to kill people and snatch the divine beads. The hands and feet are not clean, and they are specially put on the jade fairy, just to rub some oil......"
Fahai shouted indignantly:
"I'm a fist and a kick, not a ...... of my hands and feet."
"Monk, aren't fists and feet hands and feet? And pretending to swear to the sky, phew! ”
"I swear I lost the bet and won't dwell on it anymore. But it didn't say that you can't snatch it before you gamble. ”
"Hehe, is that still a pretense of swearing to cover up the idea of robbery, is it considered to be a breach of the vows? The precepts of Buddhism have been completely broken by you, and you have a shaved face? ”
……
Waiting for Xintianyou's righteous words to come to an end, Kutoutuo, who had recovered his spirit a little, said coldly:
"Who are you?"
"I'm your uncle...... Damn, your uncle, dare to secretly cast a spell to yin your uncle? ”
The young man was shaking his head when he suddenly felt his body tighten, as if he had put on a heavy armor. sneered and broke free, rushed to the monk in a flash, and punched and kicked again.
"Lao Tzu told you to pretend to be a monk, and Lao Tzu told you to use Lao Tzu as a meat shield......"
The trace of mana that Fahai had finally condensed was completely extinguished, and he was out of breath, unable to even stand on his feet.
Xintianyou took out the divine bead from the monk's arms and put it in the Xizhu box, stopped him by the waist and grabbed him in the crook of his arm, and swaggered out.
Yu Qionghua only waited for a stick of incense, and then saw the scholar carrying Fahai out of the cave, jumping off the high cliff, and couldn't help but open her eyes.
It's too easy, too fast!
Tong......
There was a muffled sound, and the grass and rubble were splashed and the dust was flying.
Xintianyou threw the monk like a bundle of rotten straw, and beckoned to Yuqionghua with a smile.