Chapter 1: Electric shock to the fat house
On the summer solstice, the temperature soared from the coolness of the previous days to more than 30 degrees in one breath, making this small northern city hot all of a sudden. "Alas, it's better to be winter, this summer is really sad, I'm sweating all over my body, and no matter how much I put on clothes, I can't cover my stomach. On the side of the road where the sun was shining, a fat man opened a bottle of Coke while muttering, and after pouring two sips, he sighed long: "It's still a fat house happy water, it's really cool to drink." This fat man has a big belly, the fat T-shirt can't cover the thick fat, and the belly looks like a pregnant woman who has been pregnant for several months.
Crossing the road, the fat man quickly walked into an Internet café, skillfully swiped the card to get on the machine, waited for the time to turn on, poured several sips of Coke, and hiccuped contentedly. Skillfully on YY, open the hottest chicken game now. The fat man shouted in YY: "Come and eat chicken, brother, speed speed, first class three". Just shouted for a while, three teammates came, eating chicken is too hot, and I am not afraid of not finding my teammates at all. Fat man's other games are very vegetable.,It's just that the chicken eating rate in this game is very high.,It's not that the fat man's operation skills and marksmanship are strong.,But because the fat man is a full old yin.。
The fat man's only hobby is the yin man, every time after the yin person, he always has to giggle with laughter, in the words of his teammates, you are too sassy to laugh. The fat man didn't care, and still filled the entire Internet café with his lewd laughter. No, just lying in the grass and successfully ambushing a poor passerby, the fat man giggled again, and the laughter was indescribably obscene. Hurry up and trot to the side of the box to lick it, open the bag and see, the fat man himself shouted: "I grass, this thing is really fat." When the nearby teammates heard this, they all rushed over and were ready to lick a wave, and the fat man thought to himself, with the speed of my 30 years of singleness, you still want to snatch me? But when the fat man licked the bag, he suddenly found that the mouse couldn't move, which made the fat man anxious, this is really the fat in front of him can't eat in his mouth, not to mention this uncomfortable. The fat man shouted anxiously: "Why can't the mouse move the network management !!, come on." I only heard a voice coming from the other side of the Internet café: "Maybe the back line has dropped, you plug it in yourself." The fat man muttered: "Damn, it's really decaying, when I plug it in, these teammates will already lick it up for me, my 98K, my 8x mirror!"
The fat man muttered as he got up and stretched out his fat hand to grope behind the computer host. There is only one hole in the computer desk to put your hand in, and the fat man also touched a rough, it seems that he has touched an interface, is it not known, plug it in, try to plug it in, grope and insert it, but the mouse still does not move, isn't it this? The fat man is very depressed, the bag has been licked clean, and the electricity is coming soon, I don't want to be electrocuted for a while, and the medicine on my body is not much. While thinking, the fat man's hand groped in the back again, this time he touched a line again, along this line, the fat man wanted to grab the top of the line, just when he touched the interface and was about to plug it into the computer, the fat man suddenly felt a burst of numbness, and before he could scream, his eyes were dark, and he fainted.
When a person faints, he does not feel the passage of time, and when he wakes up, it is still the memory before he fainted. In the fat man's own feeling, he fainted and woke up after a few seconds, so when the fat man opened his eyes, he opened his mouth and wanted to scold, but found that he couldn't speak, and his mouth could only make babbling sounds, and the fat man in front of him didn't know him, only a beautiful young woman. The fat man was thinking in his heart, what the hell was going on, it was incredible. The beautiful woman picked up the fat man at once, and the fat man was terrified, oh my God, did I come to the Giant Country, why am I so fat, this woman can still pick herself up. The beautiful woman walked around the room with the fat man in her arms, and the fat man looked around and noticed a mirror on the other side of the room. The anxious fat man pointed to the mirror to go over, and the beautiful woman seemed to understand what the fat man meant, and walked over with the fat man in her arms.
Walking to the mirror, the fat man looked fixedly, this time, the fat man was really frightened, only to see in the mirror, a beautiful woman holding a baby, the baby is also looking at himself, obviously, the baby is himself! Ahh!!h The beautiful woman said something that the fat man couldn't understand, hugged the fat man to the bed, put the fat man on the bed, patted the fat man gently, and tried to coax the fat man to sleep. The fat man, who had been crying for a long time, was also tired, and his emotions settled down, and he began to think about what was going on. It seems that one second I was still in the Internet café, ready to plug the mouse in, the next second it was dark, and the next second, it became like this.
What the hell is going on here! The fat man was really at a loss for the second monk, and suddenly the fat man had a flash of inspiration, could it be that he was electrocuted? But what is going on now after he died? Could it be that he has been reincarnated? No, how can he still remember the events of his previous life? Could it be that I have been reborn! At present, there is only one possibility, and only in this way can it be explained, and only in this way can all this be explained. Thinking of this, the fat man's heart was a little relaxed. It may be that as a baby, he has very little energy, and before he can think for long, the fat man is sleepy, so he falls asleep in a daze.
The fat man is probably the most obedient baby in the world, he should eat, sleep, not cry, not make trouble, and not toss adults, and everyone who sees him praises him for being a good boy. The fat man thought to himself, that's not it, I'm thirty years old, what else do I have to make trouble, what do I have to make trouble? It is said that children grow up unconsciously, no, the fat man is eight years old in the blink of an eye. In the past eight years, the fat man has not only learned the language of this world, but also has a general understanding of this world. Because the fat man is too curious about the world, he asks everywhere, asks everything, and if others can't answer it, he looks for books to read by himself, and the whole house praises the fat man for being a studious child, and he will definitely have a great future in the future, the fat man pouted and expressed disdain for these comments. After all, the fat man has more than 30 years of experience.
The world in which the fat man was reborn was so big that until now the fat man has not received a book that accurately describes this world, let alone someone to tell him. The place where the fat man is located is called the Central Dynasty, in the middle of the main continent, the fat man's parents are the royal family of the Central Dynasty, saying that it is the royal family, in fact, it is only a very thin blood relationship with the royal family, but after all, it is also very powerful in the eyes of ordinary people. Due north is ruled by the Russar Empire, to the south is occupied by countless small forces, to the east is a bad sea, no one has set foot in it, and as for the west, no one knows what is there, and the people who have been there have been legends have not returned. At present, there are so many records in the book, and after reading a lot of strange stories about this continent, the fat man has more or less a point in his heart.
"Young master, the master called you over to eat. The fat man replied and put down the book in his hand. Entering the dining room, the fat man's parents were already sitting there, and when they saw the fat man coming, his mother greeted him kindly: "Feng'er, come and eat." The fat man agreed, and sat down. The fat man has a new name in this life, Yi Xiaofeng. After eating a bowl of rice, Xiaofeng stopped eating, and her mother said, "Feng'er, eat some more, it's time for you to grow your body." Xiaofeng waved his hand: "I can't eat too much, if I eat too much, what if I gain weight again." The father said, "You child, when have you ever gained weight, come, eat another bowl, and tell you something when you have eaten, and you will eat more than you eat in the future." After that, my father asked his subordinates to serve another bowl of rice. Xiaofeng originally had a very good appetite, but in this life, he was afraid that it would be difficult to lose weight if he became fat again, so he simply controlled the amount of food. Hearing his father say this, Xiaofeng ate another bowl "reluctantly".
After eating, my father spoke: "Xiaofeng, you are also eight years old this year, and you have reached the age when you should practice martial arts, our Central Dynasty, martial arts or not literature, whether it is a boy or a girl, you have to learn martial arts when you reach the age, what about you, you have also reached the age of entering the Wuhun Hall, these days my father has arranged your affairs, and at the beginning of next month, you can go directly to the Wuhun Hall to study." Hearing this, Xiaofeng's heart moved, is it finally going to come? The fat man who didn't like to fight and brawl just crossed over to the country of martial arts, and learning martial arts was like the nine-year compulsory education in his previous life, which everyone couldn't escape. Xiaofeng nodded: "I know Dad, I will practice martial arts well." The mother on the side spoke: "Feng'er, if you go to the Martial Spirit Hall, you must study hard and practice hard, our Yi family has always been born in martial arts, and your father is the leader of the imperial guards, martial arts is everything, you must remember." Xiaofeng nodded and agreed: "Got it, mother, I know that you see me reading all day long, and I'm worried that I don't like to practice martial arts, don't worry, I will definitely practice martial arts well." ”
Yi Xiaofeng didn't go back to his room, but came to a pool in the backyard, which was his favorite place to read and be in a daze. Quietly thinking back on the past eight years, he has allowed himself to integrate into this world and a new role, since God has given me a new life, then it must have its meaning, this time, I must live a wonderful life, and I must not be a fat house again!