Chapter 1157: The End of Kung Fu (I)

Under the leadership of He Xie, this cruel game of death finally ended with the complete defeat of the old gods and the complete victory of mankind.

A large number of powerful and extraordinary beings have emerged in the human race, and the old gods, except for the indescribable Iluvita, who was finally solved by He Xie and deprived of everything, all the other old gods were wiped out by the beings in this world.

The creation god of the old world eventually became a collection in the Ho Evil Sumeru Ring, and the origin of the new world became the Heavenly Dao after the refining of Ho Evil.

Since then, the cause and effect of the whole world, and all kinds of things in the future, are all related to He Evil.

Kung Fu World.

He Xie came to this world back then to take the last step and shatter the void at the intersection of yin and yang, so he didn't make much changes to this world.

As a result, this world is one of the few worlds that has little to do with the cause and effect of what evil.

He Xie wanted to become the cause of all the fruits of the heavens, and such a result was naturally not possible, so he chose to go back in time and space and start again.

Time and space are retraced to the moment when Ah Xing and Fat Boy Cong first entered the Pigpen Walled City.

He Xie still used the old method to choose the native character of Sauce Explosion, taking over his cause and effect, and replacing all his old days.

As a result, the barber shop exploded and became a hair salon.

Just as He Xie had just replaced everything in the sauce explosion and was sitting in the dilapidated barbershop and looking around, the light in the room suddenly dimmed.

Fat Tsai Cong and Ah Xing had cold faces and blocked the door.

He Xie looked back and smiled slightly: "Cut your hair?" ”

Fat Tsai Cong didn't lift his eyelids, still concave shape.

Ah Xing looked He Xie up and down, raised his thumb expressionlessly, pointed at Fat Tsai Cong, and said, "It's my eldest brother who cut it." ”

"Benefit five cents." He Xie didn't move, and said with a smile.

Ah Xing was stunned for a moment, and suddenly smiled.

"What, do you think my eldest brother can't afford to pay?" He smiled and shook his head, "See, the boss of the Axe Gang, will you lack your five cents?" Don't be stupid, brother, be good, cut your hair first, okay? ”

"Not good." He Xie shook his head, "Pay the money first, and then cut your hair." ”

"Damn! What breaks the rules? Ah Xing scolded fiercely, "I don't have any eyesight, you deserve to be weak and poor!" Now, I'll just say it once, before my eldest brother gets angry, hurry up and cut his hair! Otherwise, once he gets angry, even I won't be able to save you! ”

"So you're trying to blackmail me?" He Xie smiled and said, "I said it earlier." ”

"What about you?" Ah Xing asked.

He Xie exited the door, sank into the dantian, and shouted: "Bag-rent-mother!" ”

Before the words fell, the window of a room on the third floor was pushed open with a "bang", and the charter woman with a curly perm was holding a cigarette in her mouth, looking at He Xie with an expressionless face.

He Xie pointed to Ah Xing, who poked his head out of the barbershop, and the charter wife immediately understood.

Three seconds later, the charter woman stood in front of Ah Xing. Fat Tsai Cong was already asleep in He Xie's barber shop at the moment.

Ah Xing looked at the charter woman and said with as much disdain as possible: "Fat woman, why do you dare to meddle in the affairs of our Axe Gang?" ”

The charter wife was stunned for a moment when she heard the three words of the Axe Gang, but quickly took off her slippers and slapped the soles of her shoes on Ah Xing's mouth: "Fat woman!" ”

"Hey, I warn you, I'm ...... Axe Gang"

Syllable!

"The axe helped!"

In a famous scene that I like to see, the charter wife smoked the soles of Ah Xing's slippers. In order to support the scene, Ah Xing threw a cannon outside the pigpen walled city, pretending to call someone.

As a result, it just happened to blow up on the head of the second leader of the Axe Gang passing by.

Here comes the real Axe Gang.

Seeing that the situation was not good, the charter wife immediately ran away.

The rest of the tenants also dispersed in a hurry and hid.

But soon, everyone was forced out by the Axe Gang and gathered in the middle of the courtyard.

In the next plot, He Xie didn't intervene, and the second master wanted to hack one of the neighbors to death, but the coolie made a strong move and directly abolished the second master.

A firework flew into the sky, summoning all the Axe Gang.

Like the original plot, the boss of the Axe Gang wanted to burn to death the three members of Aunt Liu'er's family, and finally the three of Coolie Qiang, Ah Sheng and Ah Ghost joined forces to drive the Axe Gang out.

Afterwards, the charter wife wanted to drive the three men away, for fear that they would invite disaster. But He Xie knew that it was too late at this moment.

The Axe Gang on the other side invited two masters who were short of heaven and earth to come and kill them all on the same day.

This time, He Xie did not sit idly by.

That night, he moved a chair, found an erhu, and sat at the gate of the pigpen walled city.

The boss and master of the Axe Gang personally sent the two of them to the door, and saw He Xie sitting at the door at a glance.

"Did you do this before?" Brother Chen squinted his eyes and stared at He Xie for a long time, and asked the master beside him uncertainly.

"Probably not." The master was also a little unsure.

"Smack!" Brother Chen slapped him on the head, "Damn, there is something, there is nothing, there is nothing, what does it mean that there should be none?" Can you give me an accurate answer? ”

"Nope! I remember, it's really not, Brother Chen! The master was clever and hurriedly replied.

"And who is he?" Brother Chen was surprised, "It looks like a tall man." ”

"What master? Maybe it's a dead singer! The master hurriedly replied, and then asked the heavens and the earth: "Two, what do you think?" ”

"Strictly speaking, the two of us are just singing." Tianzhu said leisurely.

"As the so-called liver and intestines are broken, where to find a soulmate at the end of the world." "Since they are all engaged in music, it is still very meaningful to discuss it at the artistic level." ”

Syllable!

The master snapped his fingers: "Professional!" It's called professionalism! The two of them deserve to be ......"

Before the words fell, he was kicked out by Brother Chen.

"Specialized Nima is big!" Brother Chen scolded impatiently, and said to the two: "I don't care if he is a master or not, I spend money to invite the two of them, and there is only one purpose, that is, to overturn this walled city!" ”

The two masters got out of the car with the guqin in their arms and walked over to He Xie.

The surging true qi and surging murderous aura of the two of them were immediately sensed by the people in the pigpen walled city.

Everyone was shocked and walked out of the window.

"Ahh How is this possible? ”

"How could it be him?"

"Is it ......?"

Seeing He Xie sitting at the door with an erhu, everyone was stunned.

If it is said that the coolie and the other three can do martial arts, at least there are still some traces to follow, but what evil knows martial arts, even the chartered public and the chartered wife are not aware at all.

People who hide too deeply are often either outrageously powerful or terrifying.

There is nothing to be done in the pigpen walled city, could it be the former?

Everyone was shocked and uncertain, and the two of them had already walked to He Xie.

"Dare to ask Your Excellency, but are you waiting for us?" Tian Remnant smiled.

"I'm waiting for someone who should come." He Xie stroked the erhu and said leisurely, "Since it is you who came, I am waiting for you." There are still two singers in the pigpen walled city, and you have come at the right time. ”

"Your Excellency wants to keep us?" The ground was stunned.

"Then let's see how many catties and taels there are." Tianwan sneered.

He Xie smiled slightly: "Please." ”

The sky is broken, and the face is solemn.

"Okay, today we will meet friends with the piano. is the so-called broken liver and intestines, where to find a bosom friend at the end of the world! "Heavenly Remnants.

"Please also ask your Excellency to taste this Zhengfeng." There is a lack of roads.

While the two were talking, they had already taken out the zither from the cloth cover and put on a posture.

"In that case, I'll have a song about Erquan Reflecting the Moon." He Xie thought about it and said with a smile.

Zheng Zheng Zheng ......

The sound of the golden iron horse sounded, and the air was instantly filled with a solemn atmosphere.

Suddenly, the blade appeared out of thin air, attacking He Evil.

He Xie was impartial, letting these blades hit his body like mud cows into the sea, and said with a smile: "It's not bad." ”

The heavens and the earth are frightening and terrifying.

Zheng Zheng Zheng!

They unleashed blades one after another, and even did not hesitate to use the trick of pressing the bottom of the box, manifesting the vision of ghosts and gods. It's a pity that as soon as the ghosts and gods saw He Xie, they immediately collapsed.

In the blade of the sky, He Xie pulled up the erhu.

As soon as the sad melody sounded, everyone who heard it immediately stood on the spot as if struck by lightning.

Before the first sentence was over, everyone burst into tears, full of sadness both physically and mentally.

He Xie only pulled three sentences, and he couldn't pull it down.

Because the entire pigpen city has been occupied by the howling and crying one after another.

Although he didn't deliberately use his true qi at all, even if he was just a little more serious, the artistic conception inadvertently contained in the music was still not something that mortals could bear.

If he pulls it down again, I'm afraid that everyone who hears this song will be in pain, discouraged, and commit suicide on the spot.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa...... How can there be such martial arts in the world? I don't believe it, I don't believe it! The cripple cried and screamed.

Isn't that the highest level we aspire to? I finally saw you today! Woo woo woo ...... "Di Que cried heartbreakingly, beating his chest.

On the other side, the chartered husband and wife, coolie Qiang and the other three people had unconsciously walked behind He Xie and couldn't help but look at him with tears streaming down their faces.

He Xie sighed and shook his head: "You two, from today onwards, you will work as a small worker in my barbershop." If the eyes are not good, I will do a blind massage; If you don't have good ears, you will work as a shampoo. ”

"What if we refuse?" The remnants of heaven cried.

He Xie smiled and flicked his fingers.

"Roar!"

A demon god roared out, but slowly dissipated in front of the heavens and earth.

The two of them only felt that they were hovering on the edge of hell for a while, and the two trembled, shaking together.

"Actually, we've always liked to be self-reliant." Di Que shuddered, "Wandering for half a life, it has always been my long-cherished wish to have a place to stay, and the shampoo has a very promising future, I like it." ”

"Blind massage is also a very challenging job for me." Tian Remnant trembled and said, "Sir, we are willing to accept your recruitment. ”

"Good." He Xie nodded in satisfaction, his gaze passed over them, and fell on Brother Chen, the boss of the Axe Gang in the car behind him.

Brother Chen was clever, and yelled at the driver: "Drive, hit the street!" ”

But the driver was crying so hard at the moment that he couldn't drive at all.

He Xie put away his erhu, slowly walked over and knocked on the window.

The master was clever, hurriedly lowered the window tremblingly, and said flatteringly: "What do you command?" ”

"Both of them are also aspiring young people, are you interested in the prodigal son turning back and reforming his ways?" He Xie asked with a smile.

"Of course there is!" The master said loudly, "It has always been our dream for the prodigal son to turn back, and we think about this kind of thing every day!" It's just that we've been so busy lately, we really can't find time to do this kind of thing, right, Brother Chen? ”

"Yes, yes." Brother Chen stared at He Xie, his teeth chattering, "This gentleman, give us some time, I believe we can do it." ”

"Okay, I'll give you some time." He Xie smiled and said, "If you can't do it, it's death." ”

The two of them were shocked together, and then squeezed out a smile that was more ugly than crying: "Understand, understand......"

Five minutes later, He Xie smiled and waved at the crooked car and watched the car go away.

After a while, thick smoke came out of the back seat of the car, and He Xie turned his head with a smile, and then looked at the charter man and the other five people.

"Wait until I've settled my two employees, and then let's talk together?" He Xie proposed.

"No hurry!" The charter man smiled and waved his hand, "Everyone knows each other so well, you can get busy first if you have something." ”

"Yes, yes......" Ah Ghost and Ah Sheng laughed.

Only the coolie and the charter wife stared at He Xie with solemn faces.

said that it was settling, but in fact, it was an explanation and intimidation.

They were assigned to live in a barbershop, and they figured out how to solve the bed and bunk matters themselves. Then He Xie walked out with his hands in his hands, completely no longer worrying about whether the two of them would run away behind him.

In the evening, there was nothing to talk about, and a few people sat down in Ah Gui's breakfast shop, and Ah Ghost brought a few bowls of white water, which was considered entertainment.

After sitting down and greetings, the charter man took the lead in speaking: "Everyone has been neighbors for so long, I really didn't expect that our pigpen city walled city Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, I underestimated the heroes of the world, it was really a waste of a pair of good eyes back then, I am really ashamed." ”

"Ah ghost, it's just the three of them, Ah Ye...... I don't see it at all. The charter lady also sighed and shook her head, "Ah Xie, the name you made is the legendary Tianlong Bayin?" ”

Ah Ghost and the other three were moved, and looked at the chartered couple together: "It turns out that you two are also martial arts practitioners!" ”

"That's right, we are the Yang Guo of the year." The charter man said solemnly.

"Little Dragon Girl." The charter woman wiped her nose with her thumb.

"The leader of the righteous path of martial arts back then, the legendary Condor Heroes? It's just the two of you! The three of us really have eyes and don't know Taishan, disrespectful and disrespectful! The three of them were moved, and hurriedly got up to show their respect.

"What righteous leader? It's just that because we are fair, our colleagues love each other. The charter man smiled and waved his hand, looking at He Xie, "If you talk about martial arts, Ah Xie is far above us, and I am afraid that raising my little finger can crush us." Even if it was the ultimate killer king of the year, Huoyun Evil God, I am afraid that he was not the opponent of Ah Evil. ”

The martial arts of the three ghosts are relatively low, and they only know that He Xie is powerful, but they didn't expect it to be so powerful, and even the chartered husband and wife are highly respected.

The charter lady said slowly: "It's just that I'm very strange, with Ah Evil, your martial arts should have been practiced for at least a few decades, but you are only in your early twenties at most this year." Moreover, the Tianlong Bayin has been lost for hundreds of years, how can it reappear in the rivers and lakes? I don't know where you came from? ”