Gou Shun plucked up a lot of courage to speak, but he didn't expect Zhen Chun to laugh, so he said into the phone: "Ah Chun, don't laugh at me first, I really have no choice but to ask you for help." ”

"Oh, so are you pooping now?" Zhen Chun on the other end of the phone said.

I saw Gou Shun say into the phone with some embarrassment: "Well, I've been sitting on the toilet for half an hour." ”

"What do you want? Do you want me to go over and wipe your ass? Zhen Chun on the other end was still smiling.

"No, no, I just wanted to ask if there's a way for you to send me some paper without coming in." Gou Shun hurriedly said.

"Tut-tut, that's difficult, I can't do magic, and I can't let the paper be transferred instantly. Or you sit for a while, and it will dry in a while. Listening to the voice, Zhen Chun seemed to be laughing more presumptuously.

Gou Shun listened, looking helpless, and didn't know what to do.

"Hey, Gou Shun, why don't you speak, don't think about it, a manly man must not let a bubble of stump him." Zhen Chun is still joking.

But Gou Shun couldn't laugh at all, after all, Zhen Chun also knew about the and paperlessness, and now he could only scratch his head with his hands, trying to think of what else to do.

Suddenly, Zhen Chun's voice came from the phone again: "Okay, okay, I'm not kidding you, how can I say that people are also five-star hotels, and it's normal to have no tissue paper, you look back at the wall on the right, is there a green button." ”

Gou Shun listened, and quickly turned his head to look, and sure enough, there was a green button.

"Well, there is one." Gou Shun said into the phone.

"Now, you press it."

Gou Shun didn't understand why he was playing with the button, but he pressed it anyway, expecting a hidden grid to pop up on the wall, and the secret grid contained handpaper.

However, things were not what he imagined at all, as soon as Gou Shun pressed the button, he felt that there was a stream of water below that smashed Huanglong, Gou Shun was startled, and subconsciously bounced up from the toilet, and at the same time screamed "ah".

Zhen Chun in the next room heard this howl, and could already imagine the situation in the bathroom next door, she held back her laughter and said into the phone: "Okay, Gou Shun, don't be afraid, this is not a secret weapon, it won't kill you, remember to flush for a while, rinse clean, the yellow button next to it is drying, remember to bake it." ”

"Okay, okay, I know, good night, good night." Gou Shun's embarrassed voice came from the phone, and he couldn't wait to hang up the phone.

After Zhen Chun put the phone aside, he found that his tears were already laughing.

The next day, early in the morning.

As soon as Gou Shun finished washing, he heard a knock on the door, Gou Shun opened the door and found Zhen Chun at the door, smiling ill-intentionedly.

"It's early in the morning, what's so funny." Gou Shun asked.

"How does it feel?" Zhen Chun was still smiling.

"How's that?" Gou Shun had probably guessed what Zhen Chun was asking.

"Of course it's an automatic toilet, isn't it cool?"

After hearing this, Gou Shun immediately became embarrassed again, and said helplessly: "What is cool, it's just awkward to death, and it's not as good as the big dung pit in the village." ”

"You, you, you just don't know how to enjoy, how can the big dung pit in your village be compared with a five-star hotel, but I still have to advise you, it's better to come again, otherwise you will enter no man's land for a while, then you can only find a place to go." Zhen Chun kindly proposed.

After listening to this, Gou Shun glanced at the toilet a little timidly, and said, "Forget it, I can hold it, it's not too early, let's go." ”

The two went to the restaurant for some breakfast, then went downstairs with the things they bought yesterday, and after stuffing the sports car's spare compartment, some of them were not stuffed, so they had to stuff them into the car haphazardly.

When it was time to check out, the beautiful receptionist lady reminded them again of the danger of crossing and hinted at them to give up, but after a roar, the sports car still departed.

After coming out of the east gate of Xiling City, the car drove all the way east, and gradually, the houses disappeared, the tall trees also disappeared, and what greeted them was a flat wilderness, as far as the eye could see, extending into the distance, and meeting the white horizon.

A straight road to a sharp sword cleaved the wilderness from the middle to the horizon.

On the wilderness on both sides of the road, there are many earthy Gobi plants lying on their stomachs, towards small mounds.

At this time, the sun had risen in mid-air, and the sky was blue and cloudless.

Zhen Chun looked at it, and suddenly felt an incomparable grandeur in his heart, and couldn't help but sigh: ", it's so spectacular." ”

Seeing this, Gou Shun also had the same feeling, so he couldn't help but say: "Walking through the snowy seaside, the flat sand is reckless and yellow into the sky." Presumably, in the afternoon, you will definitely feel the scene of the desert being lonely and the sun setting over the long river. ”

Zhen Chun, who was on the side, listened to it and said a little unhappily: "Hey, Gou Shun, what do you mean?" I just groaned for a while, and you also dragged out the poems, do you show that you have a diploma? ”

"No, no, I just felt it." Gou Shun explained.

"It's not okay to feel it, so I make me look very faceless, and when I'm with me in the future, I can't drag those crepes, I can only say, it's so big, it's so beautiful, and so on, understand?" Zhen Chun still refuses to give up.

After listening to this, Gou Shun nodded helplessly and said, "Okay." ”

"Then you name one."

"What did you say?"

"Just describe this Gobi."

I saw Gou Shun think about it and say, "Wow, this Gobi is so big." ”

Zhen Chun listened, nodded, and said with a smile: "Well, not bad, then you can describe this highway again." ”

"Wow, this road is so long."

"Ruzi can be taught, in fact, you can replace wow with a, so that it feels more toneful."

"Forget it, I don't think it's polite."

"Okay, this girl is not the kind of person who is difficult to be strong, now, please describe me!"

"Wow, hello......" Gou Shun didn't continue, because suddenly he didn't know what words to use to describe Zhen Chun, not that he was stingy with words, but that there was no word that could accurately describe Zhen Chun in his heart.

"Why don't you say it, say it quickly, am I worthless like that in your heart?" Zhen Chun asked on the side.

I saw Gou Shun couldn't help but glance at Zhen Chun, and still didn't know how to describe it.

Seeing this, Zhen Chun suddenly parked the car on the side of the road, and said a little unhappily: "What's wrong?" Does it make you feel embarrassed? Don't have a better word to describe me? ”

"No, no." Gou Shun hurriedly replied.

"If it's not, then you just say it, if you don't say it, let's not leave."

"You're good."

"Hehe, is it necessary to be so general, so perfunctory?" Zhen Chun frowned.

"I'm not perfunctory, what I said is true, you're really good."

"Then I'll bother you to point it out, where am I?" Zhen Chun's eyes stared straight at Gou Shun.

"You have a lot of personality and a lot of righteousness." Gou Shun replied.

"Am I not beautiful?"

"Beauty, you're beautiful."

"Then why didn't you say that?"

"I ...... I ......"

Seeing this, Zhen Chun nodded helplessly, turned off the sports car, and said, "If you don't say it, we really won't leave today, even if you have a clear conscience, you have to say that I am beautiful today." ”

After listening to this, Gou Shun glanced at Zhen Chun seriously again, and said, "Don't have a conscience, you are already very beautiful." ”

"No, I want you to say it in the same sentence as you just said."

"Zhen Chun, you are beautiful."

"No, there's something missing, there must be a wow or a groove in front."

"Wow, Zhen Chun, you are so beautiful!"

"Be louder, I can't hear you."

I saw Gou Shun looking into the distance, put his two hands to his mouth, and shouted loudly: ", Zhen Chun, you are so beautiful!" ”