"Hey, boy, get up!"

Lin Yufan, who had just completed the fusion of memories, seemed to hear someone shouting at him in a daze, but he didn't want to move.

The more Lao Tzu wears with his own ability, why should he get up.

The previous world, uh, has passed anyway, and it's all in vain, let's talk about this world.

This is a martial arts world where the strong are respected and the weak are like dogs, and only by becoming a martial artist can you have more mate choices.

Warriors have martial souls, or natural martial souls such as wind, fire, thunder, ice, and earth, or martial souls of weapons such as swords, axes, arrows, and guns, or martial souls of war beasts such as tigers, wolves, apes, bears, and leopards.

Of course, these martial souls are all rubbish to put it bluntly, and the most powerful ones are divine blood martial souls.

It includes seven types: Divine Master, Divine Craft, Divine Pill, Divine Sundial, Divine Thought, Divine Emperor, and Divine Soldier.

If you can have one, you can say unceremoniously that you can choose 99.999 percent of the beauties in this world.

However, Lin Yufan in this life is the most garbage fish martial spirit, except for the good water quality, there is basically no use.

That's fine, it's still there.

Just half an hour ago, the fusion of the two souls.

He originally thought that there would be awesome twin martial spirits, and he upgraded all the way against the sky, soaked his little sister, flirted with his big sister, and quickly reached the peak of his life.

In the end, it is negative and positive, and even the hair is gone.

At this moment, it was already dark in the Soul Palace.

The good news is that he is not dead, and the bad news is that the inner disciple who just kicked Lin Yufan to death in his previous life is half a meter away.

As long as he comes along, a stinky foot will fly and kick him over again.

The only thing he can do now is to pretend to be dead, and then let people carry him to the back mountain and take the opportunity to escape.

As for Lin Yufan's grudges and ideals in his previous life, it's none of his business.

He just wants to rely on a mouth and a cheeky face to earn some money to soak a few simple little sisters who are just starting to fall in love, find a place to eat and drink, and live a happy life without shame and noise.

"Lin Yufan was eliminated as soon as he came up, which is really a shame for my Tianlan Sect. Come on, throw him into the Valley of Ten Thousand Snakes to feed the snakes. ”

Suddenly, a crisp woman's voice sounded, and Lin Yufan was so frightened that he almost came out to pee.

Hey, I said beauty, can we be so unreasonable, okay?

Lao Tzu has been eliminated, what is the matter of your Tianlan Sect?

The embarrassment in his heart, get up, he will definitely have a few teeth kicked out, and maybe he will break his appearance.

If you don't get up, you'll have to be dragged to feed the snake again.

Listening to the sound of the knocking footsteps getting closer and closer, Lin Yufan had no choice but to open his eyes.

I saw a tall, beautiful, sexy and cold beauty in ancient costume, sixteen or seventeen years old, standing in front of her with her waist crossed, lining her legs with long and thin.

The two tall and strong men next to him had rolled up their sleeves, revealing their thick arms.

The three of them were glaring angrily.

Wipe!

It's a waste if this kind of beauty is not used as a wife.

"Beauty, help me up, I can still do it. Lin Yufan stretched out a hand.

"Cut!"

A wave of sound rang out, and voices of contempt came overwhelmingly.

"This kid is so shameless, he dares to let Senior Sister Song, a nine-fold powerhouse of spiritual martial arts, help him up. ”

"This kid doesn't have a good face at all, he has been lying on the ground for a cup of tea, and he doesn't want to get up yet. ”

"His grandmother, this kid is not a human being at all, is he? ”

...

Senior Sister Song was already furious, her apricot eyes widened, and her red lips were like blooming petals.

"Lin Yufan, I'm counting to three now, if you don't get up again, I'll send you to the West Heaven with one kick!"

Lin Yufan looked at the long legs that were estimated to be able to play for ten years, and estimated that he could take a thousand feet in his heart.

Because at the first kick he was already dead.

Use your brain and think of ways to get out of trouble.

"Ding!"

Suddenly, a mechanical voice sounded.

"Congratulations to the host 'Lin Yufan' for activating the god-level contempt system. The more despised it is, the more powerful it is. Yay!"

"Congratulations to the host for getting 10 points of disdain, whether to open the user interface. ”

No way!

Lin Yufan just got up a little and lay down again.

Lao Tzu actually has a system, and the girl is hopeful.

But this is too, it's all despised and still powerful, isn't it a lie?

"Ding! Since the host despises the god-level contempt system, the system is about to go offline, if you need to activate it again, please complete the task, make a gun shape with your right hand, and pull a wind at Song Wan'er. ”

No way!

Lin Yufan immediately became uncalm.

I've only heard of pulling the wind, when have you ever heard of pulling a wind?

"Ding! Pulling the wind is pulling out the wind, which is the same as the pulling of and urine. ”

Lin Yufan immediately became uncalm.

Isn't that just a fart?

It's so literary.

What kind of stupidity is this......

Lin Yufan didn't dare to say what he said later, for fear that this nonsense contempt system would be offline again.

But this fart is a spark of love rubbed between the stomach and food, can it be released if you want to?

Take 10,000 steps back, even if you can release it, but if you put it in front of such a thunderous beauty, isn't that looking for death?

"Are you sure you're not a dead system?"

"Ding! In view of the fact that the host despises this system again, and is a weak chicken who can't even fart, or the kind of special sass, the system has no love, and the self-destruct program has been opened!"

"The countdown begins! ten, nine, eight, five, four, three... ”

"Wait!"

Lin Yufan completely succumbed and shouted loudly.

At the same time, Song Wan'er's legs were straight, and she thought that Lin Yufan was talking to her, and a small pimple wrinkled in her eyebrows.

"Wait, wait, wait for what, wait for death?"

Lin Yufan finally stood up.

Lao Tzu has one person, one stick, what can you wait for?

Waiting for the fart!

"I'm going to challenge you!"

The pimple on Song Wan'er's eyebrows suddenly unraveled.

She is not only a genius girl of Tianlan Sect, but also has a divine master martial soul, and in time she will become a soul condensation master admired by everyone, but this person in front of her is a rookie who was kicked down with one kick.

"Did I hear me right?

Lin Yufan opened the shelf.

"Yes, but my magic skills will be lucky for a while, do you dare to wait a little longer? ”

Song Wan'er sneered, clasped her hands, and smiled disdainfully, "Okay, I'll give you a tea time to make you lucky." ”

"You wait!"

Lin Yufan's two subordinates pressed up, squatted under his feet, and began to have a good luck, but in fact, this kid was holding his fart.

Continuing to play Tai Chi and continuing to be lucky, I finally rumbled a few times in my stomach, and I felt an inexplicable pressure at the chrysanthemum.

It's finally here.

Lin Yufan held his breath.

"I'm going to do a miracle, you all stay away!"

Seeing that this kid's face was flushed and serious, the two big men thought that he really had something big to do, so they hurriedly retreated.

The rest of the people originally came to see the excitement, but they were also afraid of being hurt by this big move, so they retreated a little.

Song Wan'er took a step forward, and her willow eyebrows raised angrily.

She wants to see what kind of fame this kid is doing!

"Hair, boy!"

Lin Yufan's hand danced in front of his chest, first his palm, then his little finger and ring finger shrank, and his thumb curled, turning into the appearance of two guns.

She is a nine-fold powerhouse of Lingwu, and her status is noble, so she has naturally seen a lot of good things, but the level of technology is there, when have you ever seen such a thing as a 'gun'.

I thought it was some lost ancient trick, and I didn't dare to slack off, so I made a defensive posture, but I heard a 'bu' sound, and the oncoming air was suddenly mixed with an unpleasant stench.

"You.... ”

Song Wan'er's face was black, angry, and her long legs flicked violently, and she flew up with a kick.

"Wait a minute!" Fortunately, Lin Yufan had already broken away from the two big men and everyone just now, and he hurriedly jumped off the stage when he got a gap, shouting as he ran: "My gong hasn't been sent out yet!"

"Boy, stop me!"

When did Song Wan'er receive this kind of contempt, and resolutely chased it to the end, those who watched the excitement despised Lin Yufan one after another, and hurriedly got out of the way.

"Ding!" The voice sounded again: "The god-level contempt system has been restarted!"

"Congratulations to the host for successfully despising Song Wan'er and obtaining the task-specific skill, and the lost disdain value has been picked up. Do you want to open the user interface?"

"Open open and open!" Lin Yufan roared in his heart as he ran.

In a flash, an interface appeared.

Host: Lin Yufan

Realm: Civilians

Disdain: 23

Exercises: Ancient Immortal Martial Arts

Experience Points: 0/100

Martial arts: "Pneumatic Firmament" (Xiaocheng)