Chapter 0001: Bear Child
Blind date: What do you do?
Qin Heng: Demon subjugation, you can call me a demon hunter, you can also call me a demon slayer, and you can also call a monster hunter.
Blind date girl: There are no demons and monsters in this world.
Qin Heng: Yes, I was killed by my ancestors, otherwise why don't you think so?
Blind date girl: Jobless vagrant, bye-bye.
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Qin Heng failed on a blind date again, he felt that he was going farther and farther on the road of being alone, and there was no retreat to speak of.
If you don't have a serious job, you don't dare to use the skills you have studied hard, and if you use them, you have to go in and sit, or even eat a gun.
In this day and age, it is normal for him to not find a partner.
"I really want to live in that era."
Qin Heng squatted down on the side of the street and smoked, quite a homeless temperament.
His ancestors are also wide, and it is common to fly to the sky and the earth, not to mention the yellow and white wealth in the world?
As for blind dates, that's even more.
I don't know how many female goblins want to make a promise with their bodies, and they can also use the word "tiger" to feed their bodies, and there are many normal human women who really want to make a promise after being rescued, including many rich girls from wealthy families, and the princess of the dynasty is not nothing.
It stands to reason that even if it has been passed down for more than 2,000 years, it will not decline to the extent that Qin Heng is now, after all, Qin Heng's ancestor a hundred years ago was still very generous.
Just leave some bottles and jars, even if the dynasty changes, it can keep a few generations prosperous.
But his ancestors never thought that the demons and monsters in this world would be killed one day, and they were not allowed to become spirits after they were killed.
As a result, the Qin family, who had the skill of subduing demons and eliminating demons, began to decline since the 15th generation of Qin Hengzu.
Qin Heng is the eighteenth generation.
Why has it been passed down for more than 2,000 years, but only 18 generations?
In fact, it was because Qin Heng's father, grandfather, and great-grandfather had lowered the average lifespan of the eighteenth generation of the Qin family, otherwise, where would it have been passed on to the eighteenth generation.
"Times are different."
Qin Heng took a hard puff of his cigarette, and his appearance was a little melancholy.
"Actually, I should be grateful for the different times, otherwise, my grandfather would not have gotten married and had children so early, and my grandfather and my father are the same. If they all live to be 180 years old, let alone me, even my father is probably not born now. ”
Noticing that a child came not far away, Qin Heng decisively pinched the cigarette.
"Do you want to be an internet celebrity?"
In the abnormal era when everyone dreams of becoming an Internet celebrity, Qin Heng is naturally no exception.
"I'm so good at fighting, go find a few so-called martial arts masters to hype, no matter if they are really martial arts masters, anyway, the media and netizens like to see it. With the topic and traffic, find a few so-called fighting masters to hype, it's best to invite a boxing champion or something, open a fighting gym or something, and even have the opportunity to enter the showbiz and become a martial arts superstar......"
The idea is very beautiful, but Qin Heng's family knows his own affairs.
It seems that Internet celebrities are very easy, but in fact, the process is really not easy, talent is not necessarily successful, and talent is not necessarily impossible.
Qin Heng's character of not rubbing sand in his eyes is destined to be unable to mix with the kind of circle that requires interpersonal relationships.
"Alas, if I hadn't been so impulsive and played the referee who blew the black whistle, I wouldn't have been banned for life. Otherwise, it would not be a problem to win a double UFC featherweight and lightweight championship. ”
If you are poor, you will change, and if you change, you will be successful.
The inheritance path of the Qin family is to find a few monsters to tie up and let the descendants kill, so that the descendants can accumulate the foundation. But when Qin Heng's grandfather, he found that there were fewer and fewer demons and monsters in this world, and it was difficult to find them, and ordinary humans also had the ability to kill demons and monsters.
Because the Qin family's ability to subdue demons and eliminate demons is unique in the world, there is only one characteristic that can really be inherited - the more you kill, the stronger it will become, so Grandpa Qin Heng, who has no demons and monsters to kill, can only inherit the martial arts that do not have any extraordinary power.
After that, Qin Heng's father was the same.
And Grandpa Qin Heng, who has been improving his strength because he can't subdue demons and eliminate demons, is also dying early.
Based on the principle of being poor and rich in martial arts, in Qin Heng's generation, although he can beat all invincible opponents of the same weight, he is not extraordinary after all, and his family foundation is exhausted.
Qin Heng, who wanted to make money, naturally didn't follow any family rules when his father disappeared and no one cared about it, and when he was in his twenties and had the strongest physical strength, he ran to fight a fighting match.
It's also the only class where he can play to his strengths.
It's really good to fight, even if there are various rules that make his killer moves unusable.
But no one can play high-level games as soon as they come up, and there are really a lot of black whistles in low-level games, and without connections, Qin Heng can only respond with punches and kicks after being blown black whistles.
So he was banned for life.
"And the thing about being a fitness trainer, tsk, why can't I help it?"
Qin Heng's figure is very good, he has practiced three times in winter and three times in summer, and now he is thirty years old, he has been practicing hard for more than twenty years, and there are many expensive tonics before he is a teenager.
This is also one of the reasons why he has practiced to truly transmit martial arts.
A big man of 183, weighing 170 pounds, with a very low body fat rate, two chest muscles and eight abdominal muscles, especially the legs, are also particularly well trained.
Theoretically speaking, in addition to the fighting industry, the fitness industry can also be chosen, and maybe you can meet a rich female student, who will train the next generation by practicing in the gym, and will not struggle for decades.
"Why do you want to sell classes as a fitness instructor? If you don't sell courses, you will be fired for active guidance? ”
"Why are there no rich female students, only rich female students? Is Lao Tzu that kind of person? ”
"Why are there any male students who are GAY angry in GAY? Grass! ”
Thinking of his experience as a fitness coach, Qin Heng wanted to light a cigarette and smoke again, but the child next to him also squatted next to him, looking at a sewer manhole cover with eager eyes.
Qin Heng was about to get up and go home, saying that his home was actually a rented house.
Because his father couldn't hold back, he acted bravely with others, and as a result, his grandfather borrowed the shadow of his grandfather and finally left the villa.
This made his father angry, and he left his mother at home in a fit of anger, and took Qin Heng all over the world to find demons and monsters, but the monsters were not found, and the savings were completely gone.
Because life was too difficult, after sending Qin Heng back, he continued to wander to find the monster by himself, saying that he would come back one day so that Qin Heng could enjoy a rich life.
Outcome...... Naturally, there was no result.
Seven or eight years have passed, and Qin Heng has not been contacted, and Qin Heng and his mother have been renting this area in order to wait for his father, and they have not dared to run far.
"When will you come back and let me provide for you? It's really not okay to come back and live a good life with my mother, although she still doesn't believe in our family's story, but she has also lost her anger over the years. ”
Qin Heng also knew that there was not much hope of relying on his father's generosity, although his father was able to fight better than him back then, after all, the conditions were okay at that time, and he was able to take a medicinal bath to enhance his physical fitness within a limited range, but now he is old after all.
Without extraordinary strength, you can't fight anymore,
As soon as he got up, Qin Heng heard the child next to him ask, "Uncle, do you have a lighter?" ”
Qin Heng asked, "Yes, what do you want to do?" Want to ignite my heart? ”
The child sneered, his eyes were contemptuous, as if he was looking at a strange uncle, but he said very politely: "Uncle, there is a thread on my clothes, I want to burn it." ”
Qin Heng didn't think much about it, took out the lighter and handed it over.
The child took the lighter and turned his back to Qin Heng, and after a soft sound, there was a very subtle stabbing sound.
Because the street was relatively noisy during the day, Qin Heng, who didn't have extraordinary power, didn't listen carefully, he even turned around and looked across the street.
"It's so twisted, it's so beautiful."
When he exclaimed in his heart at a swaying plump figure, Qin Heng heard a sound of running, and when he turned his head, the kid actually ran away directly with his lighter.
"This bear child, do you want a lighter?"
Qin Heng didn't chase either, although he was poor, but a lighter was really not enough, besides, if the child fell down when he was chasing, who would it be?
Go home.
Qin Heng took two steps and stepped on the manhole cover that the child had been staring at for a long time just now.
"Boom!"
Feeling that he had suddenly flown up, Qin Heng finally reacted.
"This real Nima is a bear child!"