Chapter 35: The Improvisable Wang Xiang
"Oh, we'll be able to get out now." Wang Xiang patted Li Hu's chest, looking calm and relaxed, everything seemed to be in the middle of a plan.
"Is Uncle Li here, please open the door of the school, the two of us have to go out." Wang Xiang has been with Niu Zihao once since he studied on his own that night, and now he is very bold in everything, as if even if he commits something, someone will help him invisibly.
Uncle Li is a retired worker, and due to his old age and frailty, he can't find a suitable job for a while. No, someone entrusted him to be the school janitor. Uncle Li originally wanted to have the mentality of giving it a try, but he didn't think about it, and he did it for three years. After experiencing the four seasons, he is also familiar with the grass and trees in the school.
I saw Uncle Li turn over from the bed, his body was so vigorous, he didn't look like he was seventy years old. He drank the pot of tea in the pot and turned off the radio. There were no additional sounds, and it was as if the whole world had cleared up.
"Tell me, what are you two looking for me?" Uncle Li casually threw the teacup in his hand towards the ceiling above his head, seeing that the tea was about to fall. Uncle Li didn't panic, but smiled slightly and kicked the ground. With the help of the force that bounced off his heels, he jumped slightly, catching the teacup that had been thrown into the air earlier.
Wang Xiang's mouth was wide open, and he estimated that he could stuff an ostrich egg. And Li Hu next to him was even more exaggerated, his pupils were not a big deal, and his mouth had already begun to drool. It can be seen that Uncle Li's "leap into the air" has already stunned the two of them.
If Uncle Li's move just now stunned the two of them, then it is estimated that the next move will be twice as stunned. Holding the teacup in one hand, Uncle Li casually swiped his hand in the air, and the tea splashed all over the sky, like an obedient child, all entered the teacup.
"Okay." Wang Xiang took the lead in applauding, and Li Hu also followed and coaxed on the side.
is worthy of the old saying, "Your uncle is your uncle, Uncle Li is still your uncle!" ”
"Uncle Li, I've been taught. I have time another day, so please show your hand for the two of us. Before Li Hu finished speaking, Wang Xiang continued, "Our teacher Fu, his father brought him some dishes, and put them at the gate of the magnificent kindergarten next to the North Bus Station, let us pick them up, you see, this school gate has to be opened." ”
Wang Xiang tells lies, and he never blinks, unless he meets a girl, and he blinks faster than anyone else.
"Take out the exit certificate, and after I sign it, you can go out." Uncle Li took a sip of tea, as if he was enjoying a life as light as tea.
There is no proof of going out, there is no such thing as a proof of going out. As soon as I saw Wang Yan collecting English homework, I hurriedly tried to find a way to run out with Li Hu, how can I prove it. However, if there is no proof, then you will not even be able to get out. No, they're already at the door, and they have to go out if they say anything.
Wang Xiang patted his head to see if there was any good way. You can fool Uncle Li, and you can get out of the door. The proof of going out is a "bridge" between the student and the guard room, with it, you can enter the school and come and go freely.
I felt the atmosphere at that time, and now I guess it's already in class. If you go to reapply for a certificate now, not to mention that the head teacher has no class, even if the head teacher is idle without class, then what is the reason for you to go out?
Thinking about it, Wang Xiang had to lie no matter what. If you lie in front of the head teacher, then you can go to Uncle Li and hand over the certificate and leave. If you lie here with Uncle Li, you can leave directly.
Wang Xiang is ready for the next speech, and the next thing to do is to say it. "Uncle Li, I won't tell you, the two of us were also forced. You said that the two of us seem to skip class to go online, and I don't want to look at it, and those who skip class and go online go directly to the back wall of the school, so we dare to walk from the front gate in a bright way. (Wang Xiang also tried to climb the back wall, not because he chose the wrong place, but at the wrong time.) One night self-study, Wang Xiang was really bored, so he came up with the idea of going to the Internet café to surf the Internet, from the back wall, the moon was dark and the wind was high, and when he turned over, he accidentally stepped on a dog's body, and half his life was almost scared away. Since then, when Wang Xiang saw the wall during the day, he was a little panicked, for fear that a dog would come out from behind the wall. )……”
"Whew...... ......"Wang Xiang talked for half an hour and told everything that could happen, and then he got Uncle Li's consent.
The door was finally opened. When the door was opened, Wang Xiang had to thank God, the earth, and his mouth for being able to adapt to changes.
"Wait, you two stop, I'm afraid something isn't quite right."
Wang Xiang was about to step out of the school gate with Li Hu, but was stopped by Uncle Li.
Li Hu's face turned from the excitement just now to stiffness, while Wang Xiang's was even more stiff, and he froze directly in place.
"Are you two going to pick up food and nothing else?" Uncle Li had to break it into two sentences, and Wang Xiang's heart was about to come out of his throat.
"Don't worry, Uncle Li, it's definitely a vegetable, a bag of potatoes, and a few Chinese cabbages, all brought from the countryside by the teacher's parents, and they are very fresh. The teacher grows it at home, so you can eat it with confidence. When Wang Xiang said this, he even felt harmful. Zang, the ability to make up stories by himself is definitely getting more and more able to make up stories year by year, and even I am about to believe in making up my own stories.
Looking at the two rushing figures at the school gate, Uncle Li sighed. "Alas, the current teachers are really getting bigger and bigger, even their parents are gone, and they still let students go to pick up food, hey, it's hard to say." After Uncle Li returned to the room, he continued to listen to Qin's "Zhou Ren Returns to the Mansion".
"Alas!" Niu Zihao sat in his seat and sighed.
It's still the last row of feng shui, far away from the teacher, and you can do whatever you want. This is an English class, and you have to stand up and shout "Good mo" in class
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And Niu Zihao didn't stand at all, the people in front of him had already stood up, blocking the view, and it didn't matter if Niu Zihao stood or not. In English class, there is only Niu Zihao who reads chemistry books.
What really made Niu Zihao sigh was not the question of whether he could stand before class, but Gao Yaxuan's chemistry reference book.
This book, just an ordinary reference book, is no different. What interests Niu Zihao is not the content of the book, but a QR code on the last page.