After the lesson of the last time, Xiao Qi prepared well this time.

"Humph! Didn't you say that I can only poison within three meters, old lady? Today, I'll let you see how I poison my wife!

Not only will I poison you from a distance, but I'm going to take you all to me! I'll prepare you for eight hundred! I want you to live and die!

I want to engrave the soul of your shrunken turtle with a deep fear of me Chen Xiaoqi! ”

Xiao Qi whispered to himself while preparing medicine there.

"Nitrous oxide is produced from oxygen and nitrogen in the air."

Cai Jie has doubled the number of guards in the mansion in the past few days! He is sitting on the Taishi chair drinking tea at the moment, with a leisurely and relaxed face, and the clouds are light and light.

"I don't believe that you Chen Xiaoqi can fight four hundred with a pack of wolves! I'll just huddle at home, beat me to death and don't go out, see what you can do to me!? ”

As soon as Cai Jie took a sip of tea, he heard a guard in the courtyard suddenly holding his stomach and laughing wildly!

"Hahahaha! Hahahaha! ”

Cai Jie looked at him in astonishment, his brows furrowed.

"What's wrong with this!? Is this suddenly insane? ”

"Hahaha!"

Another person began to laugh nonstop, and he laughed as he held a knife to blame and cut people! But he was immediately stopped and tied up.

"Huh!? Another crazy one? This one is still slashing people everywhere! This must have fallen for the demon's magic! ”

Cai Jie's face was full of doubts and consternation, and before he could think about it, a deafening laughter came from his ears!

"Hahaha!"

"Hahaha!"

"Hahaha!"

It's like they have some kind of infectious disease, and the guards laugh one after another!

"Damn!? Is this really haunted! Isn't it yet night? Are the ghosts so hardworking and brave now!? Dare to come out in broad daylight to find trouble?

No, I need to run! ”

As soon as Cai Jie stood up, his nose caught a sweet taste.

He also tilted his head and sniffed vigorously.

Hey? Could it be that it is a floral scent? It smells so good! And then

"Hahahaha! Hahahaha! ”

Cai Jie also started laughing!

"Hahahaha! Hahaha! ”

What to do!? I can't stop!

"Hahahaha! Hahahaha! ”

Oops, my stomach hurts so much when I smile! My lungs are going to explode! Stop!

"Hahaha!"

Finished! I'm sure I've been hit by the devil too!

Half an hour later, more than 400 people in Cai Mansion all knelt on the ground! One by one, they laughed wildly, grabbed the ground with their heads, and their faces were wrinkled with laughter! Tears of laughter! Laughing weakly! I want to die laughing!

At this time, the door of Cai's mansion was gently pushed open, and a beautiful woman slowly walked in.

Not bad! She is Chen Xiaoqi.

Chen Xiaoqi walked next to Cai Jie, sat on the Taishi chair, clasped his hands in front of his chest, crossed Erlang's legs, and looked down from a high place, as if he was looking down at an ant.

"Didn't you say that I only had a range of three meters?"

"I, hahaha, I hahaha, I really hahaha, wrong!

Hahaha, my aunt, spare your life, hahaha, please let me go! Hahaha! Can you, hahahaha, let me stop laughing, hahaha! I'm going to be uncomfortable, hahaha, dead! ”

"How can I forgive you so easily!? Have you forgotten how you dealt with those village chiefs and how you dealt with me? ”

"I, hahaha, I really don't dare in the future, hahaha!" Cai Jie's laughter is more ugly than crying at this time!

"If you don't dare, you don't dare!? I believe you're a ghost!

So be it! Just express a little bit of your sincerity that you are no longer my enemy! Give me all the horses, oxen, mules, and donkeys in your house. I'll give you the antidote! ”

"Don't laugh hahaha, mine, horses, cows, mules, donkeys combined, how can there be two or three hundred hahaha! How can I give you hahaha give! I still have to make money from them hahaha! ”

"Alright! The deal broke down and I went back! You laugh until you die! ”

Xiao Qi stood up and turned around to leave, Cai Jie knelt on the ground, laughing and grabbing Xiao Qi's ankle.

"Don't go, hey! Hahaha, won't you bargain with me, hahaha, won't you make a concession for me for only half of the horses, cows, donkeys, mules? Do you have such conditions to talk to people hahaha! ”

"I, just, want, all!

Otherwise, don't talk about it, my mother is very busy, and I don't have time to talk to you here! ”

"Deal, hahaha, deal, hahaha! Give me detoxification, hahaha. ”

"Then you put a mudra on it." Xiao Qi took out a contract from his arms.

"Fuck! You've been here prepared!? Cai Jie didn't dare to say anything at the moment, because he really didn't dare to offend Xiao Qi anymore, otherwise this madman might have to give himself some torturous poison!

In desperation, he could only press his handprint.

Xiao Qi nodded with satisfaction.

"Come in, go and take all the horses, cows, mules, and donkeys of Cai's mansion away, and don't have any left!"

As soon as Xiao Qi's words fell, dozens of small servants came in.

They lead the cow and the horse and the horse.

Every time a horse, cow, mule, or donkey was taken away, Cai Jie felt as if he had been stabbed in his heart! In a few moments, his heart was full of holes!

"The antidote! Hahaha, what about the antidote hahaha! ”

"When I take these animals away, there is naturally a way to solve it for you, and now that I have detoxified you, you can let me go!"

“……”

Finally, the last animal was taken.

Cai Jie looked at Xiao Qi expectantly.

"Now you can, detoxify, hahaha!"

"Oops! Don't worry, you are planting nitrous oxide, also known as laughing gas, which will make people laugh all the time! I don't give you a lot of use, but after two hours, it will naturally be fine!

It's all big men, hold on a little bit! ”

"So you mean there's no antidote at all, right, hahaha, there's no antidote, and you ask me what benefits I want hahaha!? You're too bad? Where's your face hahaha? Doesn't your conscience hurt hahaha? ”

"What then? I don't want any good, and I'll prolong your happiness for another five hours. ”

"Don't don't hahaha, you better hurry up and go hahaha!"

After experiencing both physical and mental injuries, Cai Jie had a loveless expression on his face and immediately wanted to die.

Xiao Qi rode away with a burst of laughter.

Within a few days, the rumor that Chen Xiaoqi single-handedly overturned the entire Cai Mansion spread throughout Fan County! From then on, no one chased and killed Xiao Qi, and no one dared to go against her.

Today, Xiao Qi walked on the street looking for some raw materials, because she had to take a lot of things by herself, so she wore a coarse linen clothes, she thought to herself:

"No one dares to be my enemy now, so good, it seems that there is no need to clean up Zhou Ming, but it saves me a lot of effort."

As she walked, Xiao Qi heard someone call her from behind:

"The girl in front! Please stay! ”

Xiao Qi looked back and saw that it was a man with a lewd appearance and a sharp beak and monkey cheeks who called out to her.

"What's the matter?" , who looks like this, is generally not a good person!

"Dare to ask the girl which lady in Fan County is it?" , But all the young ladies of the squires and nobles of Fan County have been specially recorded in a book, and there is no such person, looking at the dress, it must be a girl from a common family!

"Neither." Xiao Qi didn't bother to look at him.

"Then can I invite the girl to sit in the house?" Sure enough, it's not a young lady from a squire's aristocratic family, then I have nothing to worry about, such a beautiful woman, if you can sleep with it, hehehe...

When Xiao Qi saw this person's lewd face, he immediately felt disgusted! Asked angrily:

"Who are you?"

"Zhou Ming in Zhou Mansion in Xiafan County!"

Get!

I wanted to let you go, but you took the initiative to send someone to the door by yourself!?