Chapter 363: My second uncle gave birth to a black mahjong
Seeing that the old man and Yun Erchuan really didn't like the name Heipi, the old lady glanced at the shoehorn face faintly revealed by the hairy child, gasped, stroked her chest, and skimmed her face in disgust and said:
"If you don't call it black skin, you can't call it black skin, and if you have a long face, you can call it two donkeys!" Don't they all say that the donkey has a long face, this ugly child will also have a big face in the future, and it is just right to call the second donkey.
Old man: "......" is not as good as black skin.
Yun Erchuan: "......" Are the two donkeys names?
Seeing that the faces of the two of them were ugly again, the old lady was angry, patted her thigh and scolded, "The black skin is not satisfied, and the second donkey is not satisfied, what do you want to call?" Could it be that this ugly boy is called a black donkey!? ”
The two of them immediately craned their necks and stopped talking.
Besides, I guess the old lady can come up with even more ugly names.
"It has a donkey face, and it is black like a coal lump, I think it is quite appropriate to call it a black donkey." The old lady snorted angrily and walked out with her little feet up, "I'll go find the bolt back." ”
Spicy eyes, go wash your eyes!
As soon as Yunshang entered the village, she quickened her pace, and when she saw the firewood gate of the old Yun family, it was more like a hot wheel under her feet, leaving aside Gu Shinian and Bai Qingjie, she ran to the house, shouting as she ran, "Milk!" Milk! I'm back! ”
The old lady thought she was hallucinating, stood at the threshold, and looked back at the old man who got up unconsciously, "Old, old man, why did I hear our clothes shouting at me......"
"Why do I hear like a girl?"
The dry tobacco bag in the old man's hand finally fell, rubbed his ears vigorously, and muttered, "Why did you just listen to you?" "They didn't even call me.
As she spoke, Yunshang had already run into the courtyard door, and saw the old lady stepping on the threshold of the hall with one foot, and staying inside the threshold with one foot, turning her head to look at the room, and couldn't help shouting to the old lady: "Milk!" ”
The old lady shuddered, turned her head, and saw that it was really Yunshang who came back, and she almost fell on the threshold in a hurry.
"Ouch! Milk girl! Come on, come and see, old man! It's our clothes back! ”
The old man's lips trembled, and he even forgot to pick up the dry tobacco bag, and pulled away Yun Erchuan, who had not yet reacted, and hurriedly ran out.
Yunshang took a few steps over, hugged the old lady's waist and didn't let go, and the ball she inadvertently threw out was so frightened that the hair on her whole body exploded, and her four claws tightly hooked the hem of Yunshang's clothes.
"Milk, milk, I miss you and my grandfather! Do you want me? Why don't you call me......"
"I want to think about it, and my milk also wants me to be good." Especially when I see the black donkey, I miss you the most.
The old lady was so happy that her eyes were together, and she hugged Yunshang for a while, until Gu Shinian and Bai Qingjie also entered the door, and the old lady put aside the old man's hand rubbing Yunsheng's head, and beckoned a few people to hurry into the house.
This is the hottest time of the year, and several people are running all the way, not to mention the gray faces, and their throats and eyes are about to smoke.
When Yun Erchuan gave a few people cool well water, Yun Sheng washed his face comfortably, and poured a big bowl of cold white water in one go, and then climbed up to the kang head to see the new grandson of the old Yun family.
At the first glance of the hairy child, Yunshang was almost stunned.
What's this black mess?
Yun Sheng blinked vigorously, and then raised her arm and rubbed her eyes without giving up, and after realizing that she was not mistaken, she covered her eyes, turned around and stuck her little head into the old lady's arms:
"! Milk! Second brother! Second brother! I, why did my second uncle give birth to a black mahjong! "Woo, don't dare to look! It's too spicy for the eyes!
Old lady: What is the "......" mahjong?
Gu Shinian: What is the adjective "......" black mahjong?
Yun Erchuan, who was lying down again: "......" baby, because of you, your father can't hold his head up in front of people all his life.
Bai Qingjie was amused by Yunshang's exaggerated performance, and he didn't believe in evil and went to the edge of the kang to take a look, and the expression on his face froze.
This kid is really ...... Ugly fresh and refined.
It stands to reason that Xiaoyue's baby's face is round and tender, but the baby of the old Yun family is different from other babies.
The baby who is not yet full moon, the skeleton on the face has been revealed, the big long face, the cheeks are boxy, wider than the forehead, and the whole face is a whiteboard in mahjong tiles.
It doesn't matter if the face is not good-looking, the key is that this baby has ugly facial features. The small eyes are almost in a straight line, and you can't find the eyeballs when you open them, and the big and thick mouth hangs on the face very incongruously, and it occupies a place.
The most important thing is that this baby is too dark.
Just like the men in the village who have been doing farm work for decades, his skin is dark and bronzed, and he lies there motionless, like a miniature version of the old man.
Bai Qingjie looked at the child on the kang, and then at Yun Erchuan who was sitting on the stool with a flushed face, and muttered secretly in his heart:
The baby's father looks okay, this baby is so ugly, what the hell does it look like?
Gu Shinian also leaned over to take a look, and pulled Yunshang out of the old lady's arms with a smile, "Ah Shang, my younger brother is still young, and he will look good when he grows up." ”
Yunshang: "......" really fooled me as a three-year-old child?
Yunshang glanced at Gu Shinian, hugged Qiuqiu tightly, and asked curiously, "Milk, what's the name of our little black baby?" ”
"It's called Hei ......" The word 'donkey' reached her throat, and the old lady swallowed it back, looking at Shang Yunshang's curious little eyes, the old lady said very wittily, "It's called Little Heiwa." ”
The old man and Yun Erchuan breathed a sigh of relief.
The little black baby is the little black baby, no matter how ugly it sounds, it is stronger than the black skin, the second donkey, and the black donkey, so it's like a personal name.
Yunshang didn't know that the name she casually made up became the name of her little cousin, so she looked around the room, and then asked the old lady, "Milk, where is the plug?" Why don't you see the plug? ”
"Let's get out of here. Erchuan, go, go out and get the plug back. ”
The old lady got off the kang as she spoke, and Zhang Luo made food for a few people, and the old man also took a broom and took Gu Shinian and Bai Qingjie to the front village to clean the house and clean up the place where the three of them lived at night.
Yunshang hugged the ball, as if hanging on the old lady's body, and kept circling around the old lady, "Milk, my mother brought milk powder to the little black baby, and also brought malt milk essence to the plug......"
"Ouch, milk, Li Hongmei can breastfeed, why did you let Chief Lin spend this unjust money? How precious is that milk powder......"
"Milk, my mother has brought you and my father new clothes, new fabrics, it's cool to wear on hot days!"
"My milk is old, what new clothes to wear, and I do my best to practice good things......"
The old lady babbled a few words, and when she saw that there was no one at home, she finally couldn't help but hold Yunshang and ask about her situation in the Bai family.