Chapter 128: The Buddha (Asking for a Monthly Pass, Asking for the First Order)
"I'm dead?" The soul was out of the body, and the old monk who swept the floor was still foggy, and asked subconsciously.
Liukin smiled: "What do you think?" ”
The sweeping old monk was silent for a moment and looked at Liukin: "Big guy, even if you want to kill me, as for the detour?" Just do it. ”
Liukin said: "You talk too much, I'm really embarrassed if I don't seize the opportunity." ”
The old monk smiled bitterly: "It seems that I am cocooned and self-bound, yes, you will kill me too, it shouldn't be too much, and you won't even give me the chance to be reincarnated, right?" ”
"It's not enough, killing people is not enough, and I don't even let go of my soul, this is not something I can do." Liukin said in affirmation.
Sweeping old monk: "That's what you just said." ”
"So I didn't do it." Liukin smiled.
Old Sweeping Monk: "......"
"What do you mean now?" The old monk looked at Liukin.
Liukin said: "You are so good at acting, and you react quickly, so I can't catch the flaws at all, so I will turn you into the same as this one, so that everyone can talk together, and it is more pleasant." ”
The old monk who swept the floor paused, turned around to look, and saw that the simple old monk who had broken his neck was looking at it with cold eyes.
"Yo, senior brother, we'll meet again." The sweeping old monk grinned and did not panic at all.
"Silence, I underestimated you, I heard everything you just said, it's good, it's very good." The simple old monk gritted his teeth.
"Don't say that, people will become, especially when they suffer from injustice, I'm smarter, I became earlier, although I'm dead now, but I don't have too many regrets, at least, I have a wife? Do you have one? I have children, do you have them? I also have two lovers, and I used to fly double every day, have you ever had one? No, you have vanity, or the kind of vanity that entertains yourself, and you will live in vain in this life. The sweeping old monk spoke, with a mocking face.
"Are you finished?" The simple old monk asked coldly.
"No, there's still one sentence missing, all of these I have are raised with the money of Guanyin Temple." The old monk who swept the floor smiled.
"I'll kill you." The simple old monk suddenly had a hideous expression and pounced.
The sweeping old monk smiled, subdued the simple old monk with his backhand, and said disdainfully: "Senior brother, thirty years ago, you could still play a few tricks with me, but now, you are a waste, you can't chant Buddha and chant Buddha, you can't practice martial arts, you haven't enjoyed the fun of being a man, you said you won me at the beginning?" No, you lost, you lost all the way, you have nothing, even if you are dead now, how can you have any Buddha light in your body now? Like me, not a ghost yet? ”
"You!"
The simple old monk was about to go crazy, but he couldn't resist.
The sweeping old monk looked at Liukin and said: "Big guy, this time, I am losing in strength, my skills are not as good as others, and if I die, I will die. ”
Liukin said: "You say." ”
"I have been dependent on this product since childhood, and we are like brothers. Although it's against you now, but after all, it's a brother, if you don't want to let me go, I'm willing to go away with this guy. It can be regarded as the end of grievances and hatreds in this life. The old monk who swept the floor spoke calmly.
Liukin smiled: "This is a matter between you, I just eat melons." ”
The sweeping old monk also smiled, looked at the simple old monk and said, "Senior brother, how about this arrangement?" In the same door, you are not alone on the road, right? ”
"I only hate, I tried to kill you several times, but I couldn't bear it." The simple old monk had a vicious look in his eyes.
"Speaking of which, I have one more thing I want to ask you, everyone is dead, there should be no need to hide it, right? How did you kill Master? We are ordinary in this life, but the master is an old man, but there is a high monk, the Dharma is exquisite, and there are more Buddhist supernatural powers to protect the body, what kind of evil means can easily kill his old man? I still don't understand. The old monk who swept the floor spoke.
"This should be the reason why you don't dare to do it easily all these years, right? You're afraid that I'll have a back hand, and you're afraid that everything you have will become nothing after you do it. The simple old monk smiled.
"Yes, this is indeed my biggest concern, but then it wasn't, mainly because I'm older, I have grandchildren, my academic performance is not bad, and my previous ambitions have become smaller. The sweeping old monk replied calmly.
Simple Old Monk: "......"
The point of your sentence is to talk about the grandson.
Is it great to have a post?
Are the grades great?
Lao Tzu is not envious at all.
However, speaking of the past that was buried in his heart and unwilling to recall, the simple old monk was silent for a moment and said, "If I say that I didn't kill the master, do you believe it?" ”
"Yes, but it must have something to do with you." The old monk who swept the floor said seriously.
"Yes, back then, there was a thing that came to me and said that he wanted to help me become the host of Guanyin Temple, that thing was very evil." Speaking of the past, the eyes of the simple old monk actually showed horror.
"What's that?" The old monk asked.
The simple old monk shook his head: "I don't know, its whole body is shrouded in black robes, and it can only see two eyes like green light. ”
"Aren't you afraid of the Buddha's light? No, there is no such evil in this world. The sweeping old monk retorted decisively.
"I thought so at the time, but in front of me, it easily crushed the master's body protection Buddha light, and then grabbed the master's soul and chewed it on the spot, I still don't dare to think about the picture at that time, it's terrible, that kind of thing, it shouldn't exist in the world." The simple old monk said, his soul seemed to tremble.
Liukin was amazed to hear this.
Not afraid of the evil of the Buddha's light, can you still swallow the soul of a Taoist monk?
What the hell is this?
None of the books in Old Man Mao's collection recorded this kind of evil thing.
"Huh? Is this the kind of thing? At this time, the little paper man suddenly spoke, and he was very surprised.
Liukin looked at the little paper figure: "You know? ”
The souls of the two old monks also looked at the little paper figure.
Xiao Shiren said: "If it is an evil thing that is not afraid of the light of the Buddha, I think there is nothing else in this world except that." ”
"What's the sale, hurry up." Liukin asked angrily.
This kind of appetizing thing is the most annoying, just like seeing a broken chapter.
"Buddha." The little paper man pointed out.
Liukin was stunned: "What is a Buddha's sin?" The son of the Buddha? ”
Little Paper Man: ???
"Master, is it too late for me to dissociate myself from you now?" The little paper figures stammered a little.
"Are you scared?"
"Nonsense, even if it's floating, don't bring such a float, you are floating to the sky, dare to slander anything, master, offend the Buddha, five hundred years is the beginning." The little paper man replied weakly.
"Huh? Not to mention, Lao Tzu still wishes he was angry, if he is angry, Lao Tzu can be regarded as a big explosion. Liukin was not intimidated at all, but had some regrets.
Think about flirting with the head of a Buddhist gate, what surprises will the Dingdong boss have? I'm afraid that the divinity I get is enough to make myself soar, right?
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