Chapter 50: Kindness Requires Sharpness
While the young man got up to relieve himself, the shopkeeper coughed heavily and pouted.
The shopkeeper will know, and the little mouse will "slip" into the kitchen. He grabbed a handful of chicken bones and a few fish bones from the bucket and threw them neatly under the young man's table.
Business is deserted, and there are no other customers in the store. Locals know the basics and will never be bored here.
The Taoist priest was tall, dressed in tatters, and his sideburns were white, revealing a sense of shabby sorrow. But the ring on his finger is extraordinary at first glance, and it is worth at least a few dozen taels of silver.
If he gets himself drunk, it will save him.
If you get drunk, you have to give money too!
The young man turned around, staggered a little, and ordered another jar of wine.
This time, he slowed down the speed of drinking, was stunned for a while, and said to himself:
"Tao Yao is right, I want to live happily. Only then will the green calyx be happy, the mother will be pleased, and all the plans will go smoothly......"
He grinned stiffly, squeezing out a "miserable" smile.
seems to have made up his mind, ate all the vegetables like a storm, and cooked three bowls of rice in a row. Finally, the wine jar was raised, and the "coo dong coo dong" was drunk. Slapping the table, he said:
"Little Er, check out."
The shopkeeper nodded and ran to the table, waiting to collect the money.
The fat shopkeeper messed up and dialed the abacus, mung bean's little eyes turned treacherously, and said with a smile: "A total of thirty-two taels of silver, guest officer, you can accept thirty-two taels." ”
"What? How...... How can there be so many? ”
Xintianyou's eyes widened.
Just because he doesn't care about gold or silver doesn't mean he wants to be blackmailed. There are not many dishes, and the wine is very ordinary, at most worth five taels of silver.
The shopkeeper saw that his face changed greatly, and his face instantly darkened, and he sneered:
"A table full of chicken, duck and fish, plus seventy-five catties of wine, twenty-two taels of silver is cheaper for you."
"Where did the chickens, ducks, and fish come from?"
"Bullnose, you open your eyes and look under the table, the bones are still there. Eat dry and wipe clean, how do you want to admit it? ”
Xintianyou glanced under the table, magically found a pile of bones, and sneered:
"Hehe, you want to blackmail Dao Ye?"
When the shopkeeper heard this, he slapped the counter, scolded with his halberd finger, and said:
"Damn, there is less blood and spews people, do you want to eat white food? This guy is a wandering poor Taoist, not an immortal master. If you pull into the class room, you will be hit by the board. Get acquainted with each other, and quickly dig out the silver. Otherwise, use the ring on your finger to resist it. ”
Use the space ring containing half of the world's wealth to offset a rough meal of wine?
Xintianyou almost cried with anger and heard the biggest joke in the world.
He had never deliberately suppressed the strength of the wine, and he was slightly drunk. Flipping the table, he pointed at the shopkeeper's nose and snorted.
"Straight thief, you have opened a black shop."
The dishes "crackled" and shattered, sending a subtle signal.
At the door of the store, where there was no ghost, two big men immediately broke in, and the cook also came out with a rolling pin. They all held their arms and glared fiercely, their faces were not good, and they put on a posture of fighting if they didn't agree with each other.
The shopkeeper sneered, pointed at the green-robed Taoist priest, and scolded:
"You foreigner, you are bent on begging for a fight. If you don't take out the money today, I'll break your legs. ”
Xin Tianyou was silent for a few breaths, stood up, and said:
"If you have something to say, don't be rude...... Well, the price is really not expensive. I once saw in the Void that a plate of dried shrimp sold for ten taels of silver, and a piece of cut cake sold for a hundred taels of silver. ”
The shopkeeper didn't know what the virtual realm was, thinking that the other party was soft, and snorted coldly:
"Toast and don't eat and drink, and the devil knows if you have any silver. Xiao Er, go and buckle his ring. ”
When the shopkeeper heard this, he was about to move. The eating youth glared and retracted again.
Xintianyou didn't smile and said:
"Haha, seeing that the poor road is kind and soft-hearted, do you want to change blackmail to robbery? Kindness needs to be sharp, otherwise it will become a nest. I didn't have a bad habit of grinding ants, and everyone I killed was killed.
"You will not sin unto death, but if the end of the world comes and the legal system collapses, you will definitely be ruthless and cannibalistic. Therefore, in order to prevent future evil, I will first cripple you. “
A cold and fierce aura emanated from the body of the Taoist.
The shop child was the closest, and when he heard the rumors, his legs and stomach trembled, and he lowered his head and shrunk to the door.
Xin Tianyou sneered, stepped over in only three steps, and raised his legs. The little two flew up more than three meters high sideways and hit the door frame, fell down and shattered his teeth.
The two big men screamed and pounced, and were caught in the chest and collided, falling to the ground like two bags of potatoes.
The cook took the opportunity to sneak forward, exhaled, raised his rolling pin and slammed it on the back of his head. If this is smashed, the brain will have to burst out.
Xin Tianyou grabbed it sideways, snatched the rolling pin in his hand, and said:
"You are also a strange guy, you don't study recipes, you have changed to martial arts, and the future is really not very bright!"
After finishing speaking, the arms competed, and the sturdy jujube rolling pin was immediately broken in two.
The cook retreated in fear, but he could not win.
Xintian was like a fierce tiger, and struck a staff on the cook's ear, shouting:
"This cane will make you dizzy and tinnitus."
Then he kicked him in the waist and shouted:
"This kick, kick you incontinence."
After only a few breaths, the store burst into flames, and tables, chairs, and benches toppled to the ground.
The shopkeeper's eyes widened, he slapped the counter, and shouted:
"It's the other way around, it's the other way around...... You, a wild Taoist priest, eat the overlord meal, and you dare to be arrogant? It must be sent to the government office ......"
Xin Tianyou was too lazy to listen to the noise, threw away the broken cane, grabbed him and dragged him across the counter, and threw it on an empty wine table. The table was not very strong, and when I ate more than 200 catties, I smashed it, and it immediately fell apart.
The shopkeeper covered his waist and groaned, cowering and getting up, not daring to say another word.
The movement attracted several people to crowd around the door, and suddenly a loud shout was heard.
"Where did the outlanders come from, dare to spread wild in our willow forest!"
The crowd outside the door parted, and a man dressed in errand clothes walked in proudly with an iron ruler in his hand.
The fat shopkeeper saw that there was a savior, and hurriedly stepped forward.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the majestic man walked into the tavern, the young Taoist priest threw a sharp glance at him, and he was immediately covered in chaff.
The ridiculous fat shopkeeper didn't know how to look at words, and while walking, he arched his hand and said:
"Brother Zhang, you have to be fair to the host of the shop. This miscellaneous hair from other places eats white food, beats people and smashes things......"
Before he finished speaking, the big man rolled his eyes and collapsed. The shopkeeper was so frightened that he took two steps away and cowered like a small quail.
Xintianyou untied the small bag from his waist, took out the silver and patted it on the counter, and said:
"This ingot is ten taels of silver, five taels are counted as wine money, and one tael is used as compensation."
The shopkeeper cried with a sad face and said, "The villain doesn't dare to ask for the silver of the Taoist master." “
Xintianyou said impatiently: "If you are asked to accept it, you will accept it, which will save Lao Tzu's cultivation." “
"That's still four taels more. Please wait a while, and the villain will go to find change immediately. “
"You don't have to look for it, the remaining four taels will be used as your soup money."
"This small injury, not serious, will be taken care of for two days."
"You're welcome, it's going to get heavier soon."
"Ah......h
Xin Tianyou grabbed a handful of chopsticks, raised them with a "swish", nailed them into the thighs of the thugs, cooks and shopkeepers, and went out laughing loudly.
The store was full of ghosts crying wolf.
The shopkeeper struggled to the door, looked at the distant back, gritted his teeth, and cursed:
"God-damned bull's nose, there is a grave mountain in front of you, Lao Tzu sees that you will not be eaten alive by the ghosts."