Chapter 31: Zombies Who Are Not Afraid of Taoism

At the entrance of the town, Tingting knew that Wang Guang and Uncle Jiu were going to go far away, so she specially prepared food on the road, a delicious meal, water and dry food.

Looking at Tingting, who saw him off like a wife, Wang Guang felt a little touched in his heart for the first time.

For several months, Wang Guang has been suppressing the emotions in his heart, he and Tingting are people of two worlds, and they are destined to be impossible to be together, Wang Guang dare not live up to her feelings.

Looking at Tingting, Wang Guang plucked up his courage and said, "Tingting, I..."

"Hmm..."Tingting hummed softly, waiting for the following.

"Alas... If I have the chance, I'd like to take you back to my house. Wang Guang sighed.

Tingting's face turned red, and she said shyly: "Isn't Brother Wang's family in the provincial capital?" How could it not be a chance! ”

But I thought in my heart, Wang Guang, did I want to take myself home to meet my parents? Are the people in the provincial city so direct?

"It's a much, much farther place than the provincial capital... Okay, let's not talk about that, we're leaving, you can go back quickly. Wang Guang and Tingting waved goodbye and set off with Uncle Nine.

Tingting stood at the entrance of the town, looking at the backs of the two of them until she couldn't see them anymore, and then turned her head and left.

On the way, Uncle Nine said to Wang Guang: "Ah Guang, I'll find you a matchmaker to go to Ren's house to propose." Tingting is a good girl, you can't let people down. ”

Wang Guang did not agree: "Uncle, things are very complicated, and I am still young, so I have no idea of starting a family for the time being." ”

"Young? Your father has a few children at your age. Uncle Nine poured a basin of cold water mercilessly.

People in this era got married early, you must know that Tingting was only eighteen years old, and she was just an adult in Wang Guang's time.

"Uncle, don't always talk about me, how are you and Aunt Sue? By the way, there is also that female ghost Xiaoli, who has been pestering to marry you since she came back from Coffin Mountain! ”

Speaking of Aunt Sue and Xiaoli, Uncle Nine has a big head, a person is not like a person, and a ghost is not like a ghost.

Uncle Nine diverted the topic and talked about the past, interesting stories about Wang Guang's childhood, and so on.

Wang Guang didn't have the slightest impression of these things, all of them existed in Uncle Jiu's mind, and the system was a fictitious memory.

Uncle Nine even talked about the time when he followed Michelin's father to learn martial arts before learning the Tao, and the happy days when he and his sister Michelin lived and flew together.

Speaking of this, Uncle Nine regretted and said: "Why did you go up the mountain to learn the Tao in the first place!" Alas! ”

If you hadn't gone to learn the Tao, now that your children are as old as Wang Guang, your junior sister wouldn't have to be wronged to marry Dalong's waste wood.

Looking at Uncle Jiu's appearance, Wang Guang thought of himself. Will you regret it like this in the future, and the feelings that didn't respond to Tingting at the beginning?

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After walking for several days, one night, Wang Guang and Uncle Nine encountered the zombie Nintendo.

Uncle Nine moved quickly, took out a wooden bow and three peachwood arrows wrapped in charms, pulled the bow and shot the arrow, and hit the zombie in the chest.

Uncle Nine rushed forward, and a corpse suppression talisman was pasted on the zombie's forehead.

"You're out of luck when you meet me." As soon as Uncle Nine finished speaking, he was thrown out by the music zombie.

The music zombie tore off the rune paper, pulled out the peach arrow, and folded it into two pieces, Uncle Nine was startled and hurriedly fled to the side.

Wang Guang also wanted to try the ability of the music zombie, and sneaked behind it, and the five thunder mahogany sword stabbed heavily towards the position of the heart.

The peachwood sword seemed to be pierced on the steel plate, and the music zombie was stabbed and flew four or five meters forward, roared angrily, and turned around to see that there was still half a figure, it turned out that Wang Guang had already fled.

Although the result was within his expectations, when it really happened, Wang Guang was still frightened.

The sword just now was filled with true qi, and it failed to pierce Nintendo's body.

"It seems that the peachwood sword is useless, try to change the iron sword next time." Wang Guang thought to himself, and when he returned to the town, he would go to a blacksmith to make a sword.

In the original plot, Uncle Nine cut off Nintendo's head with a Guan knife, which shows that the peachwood sword is useless, and the iron weapon should be able to work.

The uncle and nephew fled for several miles, and were relieved to see that the zombies did not catch up.

"It's good that I put tracking talisman paper on this zombie, and I'll meet it when it's dawn." Uncle Nine said.

It's really embarrassing to be scared by a zombie and run away, and you must find the field back.

Wang Guang nodded and did not speak.

During the day the next day, following the tracking charm, Uncle Nine and Wang Guang found Nintendo who was bouncing around in the forest.

"Dare to come out in broad daylight! Let me try what it came from, Ah Guang, you stay here and don't be exposed. After Uncle Nine finished speaking, he blackened his eyes and smeared some corpse oil on his body.

Uncle Nine shot an arrow and nailed it to the trunk of the tree in front of Nintendo's eyes, then pretended to be a zombie with a few peachwood arrows stuck in his body, and leaned towards Nintendo's side with a painful face.

Uncle Nine successfully mixed up with Nintendo, pretending to be a zombie while using all his skills to deal with Nintendo.

What yin and yang are in one, the five elements of gossip, and the seven-star copper coin arrow, all tried again, but it didn't work for Nintendo at all.

But there is still a little benefit to mixing in, and after collecting some information, Nintendo is not afraid of anything, just afraid of injections.

People have three urgies, Uncle Nine stood by the river to relieve his hands, exposed that he was not a zombie, and hurriedly jumped into the river to escape.

Seeing this, Wang Guang secretly withdrew from the forest, walked downstream along the river, and saw Uncle Nine climbing up from the water on a bank.

"Let's go! Hurry back to Renjia Town, the destination of this zombie is Renjia Town! Uncle Nine hurriedly arrived.

Wang Guang took out Uncle Jiu's clean clothes from the package, Uncle Jiu changed his clothes, and rushed back with Wang Guang.

On the Ma Ma Di side, due to the loss of Nintendo's body, his apprentice Ah Hao put on the official uniform of the Qing Dynasty, dressed up as Nintendo, and brought it back to the Ren family first, passed the test in confusion, and then dug him up after being buried, and made it a scene of stealing the corpse.

The zombies killed several villagers in Renjia Town, and the Ren family also found that Nintendo's grave had been dug up and the body was missing.

Ah Wei, the police captain who has seen zombies, insists that Nintendo's corpse has turned into a zombie and kills the villagers.

In order to shirk responsibility, Ah Wei asked Ma Ma Di's master and apprentice to find Nintendo's corpses, and he had a time limit of three days, and if he couldn't do it, he would shoot them to death.

How could the master and apprentice of Ma Ma Di deal with Nintendo, the time limit was soon up, and the two were arrested by the police station and dragged outside the town to be shot.

It just so happened that Uncle Nine and Wang Guang rushed back and happened to encounter this scene, Uncle Nine used the Taoist method to make all the bullets miss, and slightly used a small method to make the police turn in circles, and even let Ah Wei hold a gun to his head.

Only then did Wang Guang realize how lucky he was to succeed in the sneak attack on Shi Jian!

Shi Jian's cultivation is not inferior to Uncle Jiu, if he is aware of it, the person who died must be himself.

Uncle Jiu's prestige in Renjia Town is terrible, with Uncle Nine coming forward, the master and apprentice of Ma Ma Di were easily let go, and the zombie matter had to be handed over to Uncle Jiu.

Because of Uncle Jiu, the mayor also set up a sumptuous meal at the township office to entertain a few people.

Wang Guang didn't go to this meal. Ma Madi is too sloppy, while eating, he picks his feet, spits, picks his nose, and he doesn't like to use chopsticks, so he gets started directly, Wang Guang is afraid to eat with him.

Wang Guang found a blacksmith shop, made an iron sword, and a giant needle, and the blacksmith asked Wang Guang to come and pick up the goods tomorrow.

A few days later, Uncle Nine set up a stall in the township office, and Ren Zhuzhu's pocket watch that was damaged by numbness Wang Guang found someone to repair it and used it to lure Nintendo to come.

There was silence in the township office of Nuoda, only the sound of music from the pocket watch echoed.

The crowd waited quietly.

Nintendo arrived as promised, he is a high-intelligence zombie, the six relatives do not recognize, only recognize the music, and when he hears the music, he will stop acting and stay quietly.

Nintendo closed its eyes and looked like it was enjoying.

Uncle Nine and Wang Guang were holding a Guan knife and an iron sword, and they quietly approached Nintendo.

Uncle Nine compared his arms and made a gesture of chopping his hands, Wang Guang nodded in understanding, filled the iron sword with true qi, and swung it vigorously towards Nintendo's arm.

The iron sword was already sharp, coupled with the true qi instilled by Wang Guang, he sharpened the iron like clay and directly cut off Nintendo's right arm.

Uncle Jiu's side was even more neat, cutting off his left arm not only but his left leg as well.

Seeing this, Wang Guang swung his sword and swept towards Nintendo's remaining right leg, and Nintendo jumped more than three feet high and avoided it.

The two arms that separated the body kept shaking on the ground, and Uncle Nine said to Wang Guang: "Ah Guang, work harder, cut off his remaining leg!" ”

Nintendo made a humane look of contempt and mockery, roared, and flew straight at him with his severed arms and legs.

As soon as the hands and feet touched the broken place, they immediately returned to their original state, as if they had never fallen, but the left and right arms were connected in the wrong position, and Nintendo's arms could only be stretched out behind their backs.

"Oh, that's lucky." Wang Guang said that the danger of going head-to-head with Nintendo has been greatly reduced.

Uncle Nine went up to fight with Nintendo when he raised his knife, Nintendo couldn't see Uncle Nine on his back, and he couldn't catch Uncle Nine when he faced him, and he was a little suspicious of being abused by Uncle Nine.

Wang Guang took out the giant silver needle, and when Nintendo saw it, he immediately panicked and wanted to escape.

"Good fellow, why did you get such a big needle!" Uncle Nine swallowed his saliva, he was scared when he looked at such a big needle, and he didn't blame Nintendo for running away when he saw it.

Uncle Nine tried his best to block Nintendo and prevent him from escaping, Wang Guang slowly approached with Wang Ba steps, and knocked on the silver needle with a sigh, causing a lot of psychological pressure on Nintendo.

"Hurry up!" Uncle Nine roared, "I can't stop it!" ”

"Uh-oh." Wang Guang was a little weak-hearted, rushed forward, and inserted a needle directly into Nintendo's chest.

Nintendo screamed "ah" in pain, and Wang Guang stuffed the hollow bamboo tube into Nintendo's mouth.

The reason why the corpse turned into a zombie was because it had an extra breath, and Wang Guang wanted to let it go.

The white mist, visible to the naked eye, spewed out like a jet can.

Nintendo took a bite of the bamboo tube and chewed it.

"Ah Guang, get out of the way!" Uncle Nine shouted, and cooperated with Ma Madi's master and apprentice to set up a five-pointed star array to block Nintendo's actions.

Uncle Nine took out a steel needle from his arms and blocked Nintendo's 108 big holes.