Zhou Qingfeng felt that his radio was probably perfect!

As an abandoned house with many hobbies and likes to tinker with small productions, Zhou Qingfeng recently had a whimsical idea to make a small radio production. Others usually play radio to make a radio station or something, but he is ...... and thinks about getting an ore radio retro.

The structure of the ore radio is super simple, requiring an extra-long antenna, a coil of enamelled wire, a high-impedance headphone, some connecting wires, a couple of capacitors, and a diode that acts as a geophone. Once assembled, the thing doesn't even need a power supply to work, and the full set doesn't cost much.

However, Zhou Qingfeng, who likes to drill the tip of the horns, has to be more primitive, and the early ore radios are indeed used for detection of some natural ores. And the reason why he wanted to get an ore radio was because he picked up a small black square stone on the road a few days ago - he judged that this was galena ore and could be used as a radio geophone.

Dare to think and dare to do!

After Baidu's manufacturing process, Zhou Qingfeng's original version of the ore radio was ready. It has a 30-meter antenna that is drawn directly to the roof of the building to ensure a good signal. It also has a reliable bottom line, which is directly connected to the water pipe at home to ensure grounding and reliability. It also has absolutely primitive detectors, from natural ores dating back hundreds of millions of years.

It's such a compelling thing, but it just doesn't make a sound.

Zhou Qingfeng set up a wooden table in front of the window of his room, and the antenna of the radio was pulled in through the window, and the wooden table was scattered with the 'radio' that he had checked repeatedly. But he was a little depressed at the moment, and after repeatedly comparing the production process and precautions, he could only stare at the pile of rudimentary devices he was messing with.

What went wrong?

Until a thunder......storm suddenly came in the sky, the weather forecast had already said that there would be a thundershower today, reminding the people to collect their clothes in time, but Uncle Zhou definitely didn't pay attention.

With a loud bang, a thunderbolt slashed down in the air, and the thirty-meter antenna connected to the roof of the building immediately became a lightning rod. A powerful electric current instantly rushed into Zhou Qingfeng's room, directly blasting the ore radio on the table. Zhou Qingfeng, who was in a daze on the 'radio', received this blow at close range, and he fell on the spot, covered in smoke.

It's fucking unlucky!

After the thunder, the room was quiet, and the smoke slowly cleared from the window. I don't know how long it took for Zhou Qingfeng, who was in unbearable pain, to open his heavy eyelids. He couldn't figure out what was going on for a long time, he just felt that he was going to be torn apart, and there was no place in his body that wasn't uncomfortable.

"It's okay, Lao Tzu is still alive." Zhou Qingfeng raised his hand, and the clothes that had been thundered by the thunder were tattered and lost, and they were broken when he moved, "The hands and feet are still intact, and the little brother is not yet ripe." ”

Zhou Qingfeng, who was dead, had a dark face and an embarrassed body. Weak and weak, he barely got up from the floor and staggered out. He finally knew that he was not in a good state now, and he should go to the doctor immediately - there was a primary health center near his home, not a few steps away.

Just turned around, Zhou Qingfeng heard someone behind him shouting, 'This little friend, don't be busy leaving first.' I protected your body when the thunder fell, and you were fine. Please also listen to a few words, I have a great fortune for you here. ’

The voice was a little hoarse and distorted, but Zhou Qingfeng could hear it clearly. His brain was buzzing, and when he heard someone shouting, he looked back stupidly - the ore radio had been blown away by the thunder, and the desktop where the radio was played was only the wreckage of parts, and the ground was full of mess.

No one!

Auditory hallucinations, must be auditory hallucinations.

Zhou Qingfeng continued to walk out, he was really uncomfortable, his red skin seemed to be pricked by countless steel needles, and his internal organs were like opening a barbecue stand, hot and dry, and the fire was churning, and he could feel green smoke when he opened his mouth.

"Little friend, don't go, don't go, I really have a great fortune here. Listen to me, this is a rare opportunity from heaven, and I will regret it for life if I miss it. The strange voice sounded again.

Zhou Qingfeng looked back again in confusion, but he really didn't see anyone. His brain regained some of his ability to think, and he began to find out where the inexplicable sound came from.

The windows were shattered, the curtains were black and rotten, the wooden tables were not torn apart, the walls were cracked, and the floor was left with the marks of explosions. The point is not to see where there are.

"I will never die again. This is not counted by lightning, and my brain is about to be abnormal. Zhou Qingfeng laughed at himself with self-pity, and as soon as he finished speaking, he saw a shiny thing on the originally black tabletop - the 'galena ore' he picked up, this thing was black and red at the moment, which was very eye-catching.

Die again......

Curiosity drove Zhou Qingfeng to pick up the small stone, frowning and muttering to himself, "Who is talking?" ”

A relieved voice came from the stone: "Xiaoyou, you finally understand." In Shimoya Yuanwei, through this treasure of heaven and earth, I greet the little friends well. It is a great blessing and a great opportunity for you and me to meet. ”

Hey......? Magical! Stones can talk.

Zhou Qingfeng opened his eyes wide and looked at the 'galena ore' in his hand for a while, and he was angry when he had just come to his senses, and scolded: "You caused Lao Tzu to be struck by lightning?" ”

No, talk nonsense, don't talk nonsense, it's obvious that you died by yourself. On a thunderstorm day, pull a 30-meter antenna on the roof, Lei Gong doesn't split you, who will split?

The voice in the stone immediately defended: "Little friend, little friend, don't be angry. This is chance, do you understand chance? What a good thing! What you hold in your hand is not anything ordinary. It looks inconspicuous, but it is an artifact treasure that falls from the sky, and it has the ability to reverse the universe and break the void, and it is called 'Yin Yang Gui'. In your hands is the 'Yang Gyu' in it.

In order to get this treasure, it took a lot of effort to put it into the turbulence of time and space, just to find someone destined to share a great wealth. Now it seems that this destined person is Xiaoyou, and I don't know what to call Xiaoyou? ”

The voice in the stone sounded a little anxious, as if he was afraid that Zhou Qingfeng would not believe it. It's just that these words sound too mysterious, Zhou Qingfeng was stunned, and just after recovering his thinking, he became chaotic again - reverse the universe and break the void? Why did this happen to me again?

Uh......, how do I say 'again'?

"What's your name?"

"In the next surname Gu, the name Yuanwei, the word Yunshi, the number Fan, there are still some thin names in the rivers and lakes."

After revealing his identity, there was still some pride in the tone of the person who spoke in the stone, as if he was waiting to be complimented. It's just that Zhou Qingfeng, who is at this end, pouted and said impatiently: "I haven't heard of it." Ask you a question, and reply a string. Are you famous? ”

cough cough cough ......, being pushed by Zhou Qingfeng like this, Gu Yuanwei almost choked on his own saliva. He patiently asked, "Xiaoyou, I want to ask first, what year is it over there?" ”

"What year was my side? 2018. ”

“2018？ Where does this year begin? I don't know which dynasty and generation you are? Which emperor is sitting in the Jinluan Palace? ”

"Uh......, we are now the core of the fifth generation of leadership of the Chinese Dynasty, but we don't have an emperor."

"No emperor? How can there be no emperor? How can you live without an emperor? ”

"You can't live without an emperor."

"Wouldn't there be no emperor in the world, and the program would be disorderly ....... Forget it, don't talk about this. Which son of heaven was the previous generation of the Chinese Dynasty? ”

"Before the Chinese Dynasty, he was the son of the Jiang family of the Republic of China."

"What about before the Republic of China?"

"Before the Republic of China, it was the Tartars of the Manchu Qing Dynasty who were emperors."

"What about before the Manchus?"

"Before the Manchu Qing Dynasty, the Zhu family of the Ming Dynasty sat in the north and faced south."

"Ming Dynasty? But the Ming Dynasty founded by Emperor Zhu Yuanzhang of Hongwu? ”

"That's right."

Zhou Qingfeng was still glad that his history was in the passing line, but Gu Yuanwei, who was transmitted with the help of 'stone', shouted happily: "Yes, yes, in the next place is the Ming Dynasty." Hahaha..... this is finally right. I am here for the forty-third year of Wanli in the Ming Dynasty, I don't know how much time and space has passed since Xiaoyou? ”

Da Ming? Wanli? How many years ago? This touches Uncle Zhou's knowledge blind spot.

"Wait, I'll check." Zhou Qingfeng changed his room and turned on the computer, and replied: "The forty-third year of Wanli in the Ming Dynasty is 1615, four hundred and three years ago. Wait...... why do you ask me? Are you really talking to me from 400 years ago? Can this broken stone really travel through time and space? ”

Zhou Qingfeng, who was dazed, finally thought of the essence of today's entire incident and asked several questions in one breath. And Gu Yuanwei, who sent a message through time and space, was not in a hurry, he asked instead: "Xiaoyou, can you tell me that this Ming Dynasty was finished that year?" ”

"I won't tell you, you answer my question first." Although this matter is becoming more and more amazing today, Zhou Qingfeng's mood is becoming more and more excited, and the hand holding the magic stone begins to tremble slightly, but his IQ is online, and he no longer reveals information easily.

Zhou Qingfeng's attitude became blunt, but Gu Yuanwei was not annoyed. He asked leisurely: "Xiaoyou, you just said that the Ming Dynasty is followed by the Manchu Qing Dynasty. You ...... familiar with this history, right? ”

"Okay." Zhou Qingfeng glanced at his computer. He thought to himself: History, you can't know it if you look it up on the Internet.

"That's good, that's good." Gu Yuanwei asked with a laugh again: "Then Xiaoyou, what level has your cultivation path reached?" ”

Practice? What is this asking? I guess it's about the level of education.

Zhou Qingfeng scratched his head, "I graduated from university, majoring in computer science and programming. ”

Computer? Programming? This time it was Gu Yuanwei's turn not to understand. The other party seems to be wondering what kind of new cultivation sect this 'computer' is? But considering that this is a gap of four hundred years, it is too normal for a new sect to emerge.

"Little friend, what do you know about the spells?"

Magic? Does it count as 30 years of focusing on fancy masturbation?

"Uh......, what do you mean by spell?"

"Heavenly Thunder Rectification, do you understand?"

Oops......!

Momentarily confused, ......, "I don't understand." ”

"Five Elements Shift, understand?"

...... even more confused, what is this talking about? "I still don't understand."

"Talisman Refiner, understand?"

I feel so weak, what are these guys doing four hundred years ago?

"Does it count as a small production of death? If you don't count, you've never learned. ”

Gu Yuanwei understood a little, "Yin and Yang double cultivation, joy Zen method, understand?" ”

"Eh......., I know a little bit about this. In ancient times, this course was even taught publicly? In school, we all secretly taught ourselves, and many of us only had theory but no practical experience. ”

Gu Yuanwei asked, and Zhou Qingfeng replied. After asking a few times, Uncle Zhou suddenly became sad - how come these courses that sound very good and awesome, why have I never taught them in the university I was admitted to? Is it that the school I went to was so bad that the teachers didn't teach? Or do you dislike that I don't pay enough tuition?

Does Tsinghua Peking University teach these promising courses?

After asking for a long time, Gu Yuanwei didn't ask why, only knowing that what Zhou Qingfeng learned seemed to be something inexplicable. He asked again: "Do you make money by majoring in computer science and programming, learning this ......?" ”

This pot is not opened, which pot is not mentioned!

Don't talk to me about money, it's too hurtful to talk about money.

Zhou Qingfeng's nose was sour, and he shook his head and said, "Don't make money." ”

"So can I help you marry a beautiful fairy after learning this major?"

"Beauty fairy? No. Zhou Qingfeng was holding back tears - if there was a beautiful fairy, what kind of fancy masturbation would I practice?

"So can I make you an official?"

This question is even more heart-piercing.......

"That's even more impossible."

I can't help it, tears are rolling in my eyes!

"You don't make money, you can't marry a daughter-in-law, and you can't be an official, what's the point of going to college? Won't schools teach serious things in 400 years? You unworthy descendants, the excellent traditions of our ancestors have been abandoned like this? ”

"yes!"

Out of control, tears broke ......, Zhou Qingfeng cried angrily: "Woo woo woo...... I don't know how I learned such a broken major?!" I don't even have a girl when I get up early and are greedy for darkness, so it's better to move bricks than to be tired. ”

The reality is so cruel, Zhou Qingfeng's stomach is bitter - Lao Tzu is so miserable, he is not as good as the ancients four hundred years ago!

Hearing Zhou Qingfeng's uncomfortable tone, Gu Yuanwei said leisurely, "Alas......, Xiaoyou, your situation is very bleak and sad, it's better to learn from me!" ”