Chapter 156: Living Monument

I have to say that the hard dishes in the countryside can be regarded as real hard dishes, Huang Yuwen and her aunt showed us a few specialty dishes, the first of which is fried shrimp with eggs.

The method is to first boil the small shrimp that are slightly larger than the cigarette holder, and then beat eight or nine eggs and fry them together, and after the pot is a thick golden egg cake, there are countless small shrimp that are also golden and shiny.

In one bite, the eggs are tender and the shrimp are crispy, and the two tastes with a drop impact each other, which is extremely refreshing, and you don't even need to spit out the shrimp shells, which is not too refreshing.

Another hard dish is a pot of braised small trash fish, the dark red hot soup base is simply mixed with more than a dozen varieties of large and small trash fish, pick up one and put it in the mouth, as long as the lips sip can pull out a whole thorn, fresh and spicy is quite a wine.

The jar died when he saw the wine, but this time I didn't accompany him to drink, after all, there was something to do at night and I couldn't delay it, so I held a bottle of Sprite with him, and the atmosphere was pretty good.

The old lady ate two small fish and went back to the house with half a bowl of rice, and the three of us were left in the living room.

In my memory, Huang Yuwen is also a drinker, she ate a few mouthfuls of food, and finally didn't hold the persuasion of the jar, but still brought a cup, and the two began to push the cup and change the lamp.

I stared back and forth at the beam in the room, and in the middle of the beam above my head there were several scratches that were noticeably lighter than the others, and they were so deep that they must have been left by a sharp weapon like a knife or axe.

Could it be that this is where the old lady often hangs?

The old lady has claws on her feet?

In fact, just talking about the action of "hanging upside down", it is an extremely difficult action for humans, because humans are not like primates or sloth chameleons, and human feet are almost incapable of "grasping" because of bone structure.

So the old lady had to rely on something else, or her feet had to look different, otherwise she would never be able to hang on this beam.

I pushed open the front door and went out into the courtyard.

The black in the countryside is the black of the eight classics, blacker than Zhang Fei and Li Kui holding the rolling sesame paste, it was only eight o'clock in the evening, and I felt like I had been thrown into a vat of ink.

In fact, the main reason for this phenomenon is that there are few light sources in the countryside, and you can't always insert a street lamp in the field at a distance of two meters, and we are opposite the lake, and there can be no lights, and every household here is framed by a wall several meters high, and the lights of thousands of homes can not be seen at all, only the moon gives some face.

So I stood in the courtyard and looked around, giving myself a break and sorting out my thoughts.

Looking back at the room, the two of them were actually handing over a glass of wine with red faces, I shook my head helplessly, I have to say that wine is really a very awesome thing, I guess the jar won't sleep with me tonight, most of them have to go to Huang Yuwen's room to sleep.

But just after looking at it, I vaguely felt that something was wrong with this house.

Maybe it's because of the good light when I first arrived in the afternoon, I didn't feel anything wrong at the time, but now I look at it, the front of the house is wide and the side is thin, the whole is a cuboid, and the roof is slightly larger than the small building, like a pointed hat worn on it, how to look awkward.

The two narrow windows on the left and right of the first floor door are shining out with yellow light, which at first glance looks like two candles.

I don't know anything about feng shui myself, but they all say that feng shui is a very sensitive thing, in other words, if the feng shui of a house is extremely poor, even if you are a layman, you can clearly feel that there is something wrong with the house.

As now, there is a thick darkness all around, so this small building is particularly abrupt, combined with the previous points.

I always felt that this little building looked like a tombstone.

And if the courtyard where I am at the moment is also capped, it will be a vivid grave bag.

When I think of this, I feel that the night breeze is a little colder, and if I want to continue to think about it in this way, I will use my associative ability a little, and the beam in the room that has been deliberately left behind can be understood as a coffin or something.

Thinking that there would be no one standing in the yard, I was so panicked that I lit a cigarette and prepared to go back to the house.

At this moment, there was a sound like a fingernail scratching a blackboard outside the big iron door behind me, which instantly pulled goosebumps all over my body, and I heard my teeth fight and tremble.

Dog?

I know that there are many dogs in the countryside, and this is indeed the sound of dogs scratching the door.

But the dog scratched a little too hard, just thinking about it, the jar called me in the house, "What are you doing, come in and talk, your sister and I have become brothers and sisters, come on, I'll introduce you." ”

After working on the jar for a long time, he didn't plan to get Huang Yuwen into bed, he wanted to blend directly into other people's lives, this bald man is quite powerful, according to his ability, it won't be long before he can have a share of my parents' inheritance.

The jar was so broken that the dog didn't seem to scratch the door anymore, so I went back to continue to accompany them.

The three of them chatted nonsense and unconsciously reached more than nine o'clock in the evening, and I saw that they were all drunk heroes and heroes, so I said all the thoughts just now, and seriously stated that this is just my personal thoughts, and I plan to give you a reference when I say it.

Unexpectedly, these two people slapped their thighs and believed incomparably, just like two devout believers who heard the teachings from God himself, the two of them ran in the courtyard and ran back and forth to look up and down for a long time before they came back, and as soon as they sat down, they slapped their thumbs in my face.

"Xiao Wu, you are really awesome! You don't say I can't feel it! So you still need someone with a brain like you to do this kind of thing, otherwise it won't work! "The jar spat and praised me.

Huang Yuwen blushed and put a hand directly on my thigh, but he patted and touched it vigorously, "Good brother, good brother, my sister hesitated for a long time before deciding to find you, I didn't expect that I really found the right person, what you said is so right, I felt that something was wrong when I first covered it, but I just couldn't tell what was wrong." ”

After speaking, Huang Yuwen turned around and gave a thumbs up at the jar, "Your brother is so powerful!" The big bald head of the jar nodded vigorously.

I immediately felt very funny when the two of them praised me like this, and immediately joked with them: "Sister Huang, don't you know if the younger brother of the jar is so good that you two sleep together at night." ”

The words just fell!

The sound of a dog scratching the door came from the yard again! But this time, it's louder than before!

I turned my head to look out the window, and at the top of such a high wall, there was a humanoid thing with its upper body propped up, quietly looking at us.