On the yellow mud road that is no more than three meters wide, a funeral procession is coming towards us, and what is even more strange is that there is no man in this funeral procession, all of them are old and weak women and children.

A middle-aged woman in the lead, dressed in a white filial piety robe, carried a spiriting banner made of willow wood, and the white spiritualist flag at the top of the willow wood fluttered in the wind.

The terrible scene I saw in my yin and yang eyes almost made me scream. I saw a two- or three-year-old baby girl sitting on top of the flag, fluttering slightly with the shaking of the flag, staring at me with a pair of terrifying white eyes.

The little baby girl had a hideous face, a mouthful of sharp white teeth, and a thin soul body in her hand, which was biting the limbs of the soul one by one, and stared at me with warning eyes.

Seeing this scene, I couldn't help but gasp, this female ghost baby has no effect under the scorching sun, and she needs to reach the level of a ghost general at least to ignore the sun's rays, and the soul in her hand is about to be wiped out by the sun's rays.

And all the funeral personnel did not find this strange and frightening scene, eight women of different heights wearing filial piety clothes, struggling to carry a dark thin skin coffin, behind the coffin there are more than a dozen old and weak women and children crying, and a woman sprinkled with cut paper money, the wind blew the paper money everywhere, fluttering scattered all over the ground.

I hid in front of the incense and candle shop on the side of the road with a pale face, and asked the shopkeeper in a low voice, "Uncle, this funeral procession is a bit special, what happened?" Why didn't any man come to the funeral? ”

"Hehe, the little girl is not a local, let me tell you, you can't spread the word! Our He family in Hejiazhuang doesn't know what demons and monsters have been offended, the old man in the family is crazy and dead! See, that coffin contains the last man of the He family, all dead! Tsk, what a miserable death! ”

I listened to the shopkeeper's explanation, and I couldn't help but shiver, and the hairs on my body exploded. It wasn't until the funeral procession was far away that I shuddered, hurriedly said goodbye to the shopkeeper, and turned around to go to the entrance of the village, but was stumbled by a figure.

I looked intently and saw a young man wearing a gossip robe and holding Buddha dust standing in front of me. The young man was quite handsome, with bright eyes and red lips and white teeth, and was looking at me apologetically.

When he saw that I was about to fall, he reached out and grabbed my arm, pulling me upright. Immediately, he hurriedly retracted his arm like an electric shock, and said with a shocked expression: "Dao friendly Yin Qi, could it be that he is suffering from a malignant disease?" Xiaodao knows a little bit about Taoism, but do you need Xiaodao's help? ”

"Bastard, you are suffering from a vicious disease, you bull-nosed is so unreasonable, you don't apologize when you hit someone, but curse me, is there any heavenly reason?" I angrily pointed at the Taoist priest's nose and scolded.

"Oh, I didn't notice that I bumped into a fellow Daoist just now, and Li Chenfeng apologized to Daoyou!"

I saw that this Taoist priest Li Chenfeng had a good attitude, so I forgave him, but I didn't think that his next words would make me angry enough.

I saw Li Chenfeng salute, "Daoist friend is really sick, when Xiaodao supported your arm just now, he has already detected that you are full of evil, if you don't heal now, it will be difficult to have children when you marry into your husband's family in the future, and you will have a dead ......child."

Without waiting for Li Chenfeng to finish speaking, he waved his pink fist and smashed his nosebleed, and scolded angrily: "Aunt and grandmother are your mother, your special mother is sick, and your whole family is sick!" ”

"Oops! Although Daoyou is a peak cultivator in the Condensing Realm, he can't beat people innocently! What the Taoist said is true, why do Taoist friends treat me like this? ”

Li Chenfeng reached out and wiped a handful of nosebleeds, and pointed at me angrily.

"Ah..., madman, all madmen, why are my aunts so unlucky, I meet madmen when I eat, I can even meet madmen when walking, I... I'm going to crash! Woo..."

I scolded a few words angrily, turned around and wanted to leave, but Li Chenfeng pulled the back of my jacket. I struggled indignantly, only to hear the crackling sound, and several buttons on my chest all collapsed, which blew me up at that time, turned around and kicked Li Chenfeng's lower body.

Li Chenfeng seemed to have anticipated my movements, and dodged with an easy sliding step, and said angrily: "Oops! If you hit someone and leave without apologizing, you were pulled by me and still want to hit someone, didn't your teacher teach you how to behave? ”

"Bastard, stinky bull nose, grandma told you to be nosy, and cursed me, if your aunt doesn't beat you with peach blossoms on your face, you don't know why the flowers are so red!"

After speaking, I reached out and took out a piece of red rune paper in my bag, bit the tip of my middle finger, carved a rune on the rune paper, and quickly recited in my mouth: "Yin and yang grow and disappear, and the five elements are transferred!" Mantra: Heavenly Fire! ”

In an instant, a wisp of energy surged from my body to the rune paper at my fingertips, and the red rune paper spontaneously combusted without wind, turning into a fierce flame and rushing towards Li Chenfeng's door.

"Yo, don't apologize, you still want to fight with me! Then let you see the mastery of my Tai Chi Gate. ”

While Li Chenfeng retreated, he also took out a piece of blue rune paper, spewed out a mouthful of essence on the paper, and quickly chanted in his mouth.

"Tai Chi two yi give birth to four elephants, Xuanwu Zhenjun swings demons, Tai Chi Dao mantra: Beihai Yulu, gather!"

The rune paper in Li Chenfeng's hand suddenly burst, turning into a puff of dewdrops, reflecting a little bit of light under the scorching sun, and then suddenly condensed into a water ball with a radius of half a meter, and slammed into the speeding fire.

With a soft sound, the fire touched the water balloon and was extinguished in an instant, and the water balloon continued to castrate, and hit me again.

"Yin and yang grow and wane, the five elements are transferred, and the Tao mantra: the earth is turned upside down!"

I hurriedly pulled out a yellow talisman, and after reciting the spell, I threw it out, and the talisman turned into earthy yellow mud and sand to cover the space in front of me, like an earthen wall blocking my eyes.

Immediately afterwards, I took out a piece of black rune paper, gathered all the yin qi in my body, and made a handicraft one after another, and the sound of a spell came out of my mouth very quickly.

"The soul has obsessions, ghosts have resentments, and ghosts are angry and the souls are resentful of the world. I have the blood of the gods to give ghosts, and all the ghosts bless me for nine days. The ghost mantra leads to the netherworld, and the ghosts and gods have given me a wish. Nether Path: Soul Arrest! ”

After the incantation was recited, a violent suction force came from the rune paper, and the yin qi spiritual power in my dantian qi sea surged out uncontrollably, all of which were absorbed by the rune paper, and even my spiritual power was consumed.

In the blink of an eye, the yin wind wailed, the blue sky and the white sun became dim, and the black rune paper in his hand flew up on its own, dripping and turning in the whirlpool formed by the yin wind, and in the blink of an eye, a black dwarf ghost general was condensed.

"Who summoned the Black Eighth Master to distract himself? What do you want? A shrill sound of grinding teeth came into my ears, and the black ghost in front of me also condensed and stood in front of me.

I saw that this ghost was wearing a murder suit, with a straw rope around his waist, straw shoes on his feet, and a paper ingot on his neck. In his hand, he held a broken banana fan, iron cable, and abacus. The shoulders are high on the left and low on the right, but the hair is scattered down, and the outer tips of the eyebrows and eyes are bent downward, like the figure of "eight".

", I actually summoned the distraction of black impermanence, it is said that this eighth master is extremely difficult to speak, and he is insatiable, and he is even more annoying than Bai impermanence." I secretly said bad things in my heart, but I didn't dare to show the slightest impatience.

"Eighth master, please detain the soul of the cow's nose on the other side, the little woman is unfortunately grateful!"

After listening to my words, Hei Wuchang's body did not move, but his head turned one hundred and eighty degrees, and he stared at Li Chenfeng opposite in a daze, and then became furious.

"Bastard, you actually let the eighth master detain his soul, do you know his identity? That Buddha dust is the magic weapon of the Tai Chi Patriarch, and it only takes a simple wave to make the eighth master and my soul fly away. Bastard, bastard, the eighth master goes! ”

I watched the black impermanence burrow into the whirlpool channel, and scolded angrily: "Niang Xipi, banana, you Bala, bully the soft and afraid of the hard things, I bah!" ”

Li Chenfeng, who was on the other side, saw that I summoned a black impermanence distraction, and he was already on strict guard and made a defensive posture. Later, seeing that Hei Wuchang fled without a fight, he couldn't help but glared at me and shouted angrily: "Okay, you demon Dao, you actually want Hei Impermanence to detain my soul, this kind of evil demon crooked behavior is not tolerated by my righteous path. Report the origin of your teacher, and Xiaodao will definitely lead the crowd to ask for an explanation! ”

"Hmph, my aunt has no sect and is self-taught! I'm cheap today, you bastard, and I'll get back to the field tomorrow! ”

After saying cruel words, I have to sneak away, but if I can't beat it, it's my only principle, and those dumbfounders in movies and television who can't beat it are simply stupid.

"Where is the demon road to escape? Tai Chi Liangyi, gossip ban, Taoist mantra: sealed! ”

As soon as I ran two steps, Li Chenfeng's angry shouts came from behind, and then my delicate body went numb, and a sharp Haoran righteousness penetrated into my body, blocking my meridians, making me stunned on the spot.

"Hmph..., take Xiaodao to arrest you back, and ask the teacher to respect how to punish you. For now, it's important to follow the trail to catch the Ninth Resentful Baby! ”

Li Chenfeng sneered a few times, came to me, put one hand under my armpit, and then I was involuntarily pulled forward by him.

My anxious eyes were gurgling, and I couldn't speak, thinking about how to escape, but I found that Li Chenfeng was walking in the direction where the funeral procession went.

Don't... Is the Ninth Resentful Baby mentioned in the mouth of the bull nose the little ghost baby sitting on the spirit flag?

Oops, I'll go! That little ghost baby is not easy to mess with at first glance, I can't hide from her, but these two stunned people are thinking about how to capture her, is there a hole in these two stunned brains?

What to do? Which of my meridians has this damn Dao spell forbidden? It's a hateful aunt and grandmother who consumed too much spiritual power, and the few wisps of spiritual power left are still in the dantian, how can this be good?

Just as I was racking my brains to think about how to get out of trouble, I was suddenly stumbled, and a big hand rubbed the bud on my chest, and then carried me up to a large poplar tree.

My delicate body shivered as if it had been electrified, and a hint of blush crept up my face, which I felt very clearly through the tight jacket. Sticking to Li Chenfeng's side, there was a faint smell of good fragrance in my nose, which made my heart ripple at the same time, and I couldn't help but secretly sigh: Good for you, you stinky cow nose, you actually learn to spray perfume on your body with a girl, shemale, perverted!