At night, I closed my eyes and recuperated, and was suddenly frightened by a voice, "You stinky boy, how can I tell you before leaving!" You still think I'm verbose, I think I'm still talking less! How can anyone enter the Zhuling Pagoda when he patrols the immortals, how many records do you have to refresh before you are willing! ”

Bai Ye came alone with a food box, I looked behind him, "Why did you come alone?" ”

Bai Ye didn't have a good breath and said, "I'll bring you another honor guard!" What a glorious thing this is! ”

"The honor guard is too polite." I asked, "What about the valley?" ”

Bai Ye said, "He was supposed to come, but I stopped him." ”

"Why are you stopping him!" I said, "He wants to have dinner with us, too." ”

"Stick your neck out and show me!" Bai Ye broke my head, "Descending Gu is not here to eat, he wants to find Chi Xun." ”

I was stunned for a moment and said, "Then you were right to stop him." ”

"Right!" Bai Ye said, "Otherwise, I will run nine floors every night after running three floors with prison lunch, and you guys with my old arms and legs will also feel distressed." ”

While I was eating, I rubbed Bai Ye's neck, "Old man, you didn't say to bring me a clean dress to change into, look at my ......"

Bai Ye waved his hand, and a clean suit immediately put on his body.

I laughed, "How did I forget you still have this ability?" It must have been dizzy from Chi Xun's miscellaneous gas. ”

Bai Ye said, "We heard Chimo say that Chi Xun's kid just took a punch from you, just your violent temper, he was so ruthless, how did you stop it at that time?" ”

"It's all up to your little friend. By the way, is there any monitoring or anything here? ”

Bai Ye had a question mark on his face, "What is it?" ”

I whispered, "Xiao Chou shouldn't have to be locked up in the Immortal Spirit Rune for half a year, right?" ”

Bai Ye glared, "You still want to release your little friend?" You thought you were here for a vacation? Half a year later, if you kid can't get up from this Zhuling Stone, neither of you two will want to leave the Zhuling Tower! ”

I "cut" it, "You see I'm not kneeling now, when the time comes, just pat your ass and leave, kneel it's a ghost!" ”

Bai Ye asked, "Did you see the door?" ”

"Doors? I didn't even see a wall! You didn't come for a while, I've been walking around here for a long time, with this stone as the center, no matter which direction you go, at most ten steps will be at the end, a circle of barrier! I paused, puzzled, "By the way, how did you just get in?" ”

"Get on your knees." Bai Ye said suddenly.

I was stunned for a moment, "Don't kneel!" If you kneel, you can't get up! ”

"If you don't kneel, you won't be able to get out!" Bai Ye Zhengse said, "I'll just say it once, if you don't kneel ......," the old man held up a cloud of blue light in his palm.

Seeing this, I immediately knelt down, and instantly felt as if something in my body had been pumped out, and that kind of slight-out feeling, if nothing else, must be my poor little fairy power......

Just as he was about to open his mouth to complain, the passage that Xuanwei had opened when he came suddenly appeared, and there was a closed stone door in the deepest part of the passage.

I pointed to the door and was surprised, "This is ...... Can you only see it by kneeling on this stone?

"When the Zhuling Stone is willing to let you go, the stone door will open, these are all you must experience, do you think that the fairies who come to the Zhuling Pagoda are all wooden heads? Can you lie down and sit comfortably on the Zhuling Stone, and you don't want to, you have to kneel? What can you think of, others can't? ”

I said unhappily, "If it weren't for that Chi Xun who was enough to come to the Spirit Pagoda and die with me, I would be cutting the grass and basking in the sun at most!" If you want me to say, the recruitment threshold in the fairy world is too low, and even that kind of miscellaneous can be selected! You say that he has no virtue, no quality, and no ability, so he looks like that, his face can't even reach the average appearance in the fairy world, why choose him? Ink is better than him! Hey old man, you talk to Xian Lingzun and get the ink too! ”

Bai Ye shouted, "You want the fairy world to turn upside down!" I can't think of it, I'm fine, I'm okay to make trouble for myself!

"I basically understand the rules of the fairy world, as long as you live a smooth life, don't offend people, and don't show your edge, then you won't be punished." I said, "That ink kid can definitely get a perfect score in this regard, so he is still very suitable for surviving in the fairy world." ”

Bai Ye said, "Since you know this truth, why can't you honestly be the fittest and survive in the fairy world?" How many times have I told you, as long as you survive the year of the Floating Fan Palace, you can tell me about you, you haven't stopped since the first day you went to the Floating Fan Palace! ”

"It's bearable, it's unbearable! Old man, touch your conscience, did I do something wrong yesterday? Even Xiao Chou said that my punch was light! ”

Sure enough, after hearing this, Bai Ye threw me a sentence, "I warn you stinky boy, don't take my little friend badly!" ”

I pouted, "I knew you would say that." “

"There is another thing you also take to my heart, if you have the opportunity to meet those fox friends and dog friends in the mortal world in the future, remember, the less they know about the fairy world, the better."

"I know, I know, I can't leak it......"

Before Bai Ye left, I asked, "Old man, ...... you tomorrow It should still stop the valley from falling, huh? You probably won't let him come to see me, will you? ”

"Let's wait until your neck is neat." Bai Ye said, "The point is that no matter what you say now, you can be regarded as half of the people of the Floating Fan Palace, how many pairs of eyes are staring outside, it is not appropriate to descend to the valley." ”

"Yes, yes, yes...... Actually, that's what I mean! I'm thinking that if you're going to bring him, I'm going to tell you not to do that. I smiled, "That's right, I want to go together." ”

Bai Ye glanced at me, turned his head and left.

After staying in the Zhuling Pagoda for a long time, it actually feels no different from mowing grass in the Floating Fan Palace.

During the day, I will go to the Immortal Spirit Rune, sit with Xiao Chou in a daze, brag, say bad things about Bai Lian, and then give him some spiritual energy, this is my daily activity.

In the evening, while eating prison food, I inquired about the movement outside. The days are boring, but fortunately, I have the foundation of doing nothing all day long in the small shop before, so it's not too boring.

Until one night, I had stir-fried vegetables with radish, spicy tomato scrambled eggs with goji berries, and winter melon pork rib soup full of garlic and frangipani...... What is rare is that this taste has not changed at all as it was a few years ago, and it seems that it is no accident that Xiao Fan will make such a "delicacy......

I smiled, "Old man, have you ever tasted the craft of descending valleys?" ”

Bai Ye patted his heart lightly, "You Lao Tzu is timid, just watching him do it will scare you to death, I don't dare to taste it." ”

I took a bite to eat, "He didn't taste it himself?" ”

"Tasted."

"Tasted?" I wondered, "Then Falling Valley didn't comment on his craft?" ”

The heart said, without me and ink to stop me, Xiaofen really ate it. But...... Since he has eaten it, it stands to reason that he shouldn't let Bai Ye send it to me again......

"I didn't comment on my own craftsmanship, but only on the tastes of you and Ink." Bai Ye rubbed his beard and peeled peanuts leisurely, "He said that you two have strange tastes. ”

I couldn't laugh or cry, and nodded, "Yes, we're right to say anything to the immortals." ”

Bai Ye took out a bowl of noodles from the food box, "I almost forgot this." ”

When he brought the bowl to me, I realized that it was not noodles, it was potato flour, "This bowl of potato flour is also made from grain?" I took a closer look and sniffed again, "Why does it smell like sauerkraut fish?" ”

Bai Ye said, "I brought it back when I went to the town hunting today, and said that the potato flour in the sauerkraut fish you like the most, he ate the fish himself, and the potato flour was left for you." ”

I took a bite, and sure enough, it was the taste that Xiao Fan bought the night before he returned to the fairy world, but I didn't expect to be able to eat mortal things here.

I took a sip of potato flour, "What is the situation today, Zhengu is cooking and bringing takeaway?" Happy event? ”

"He said it was your birthday." Bai Ye said, "I also said that this bowl of potato flour should be regarded as longevity noodles." ”

My chopsticks were eaten, and the last birthday was spent with Bai San and Xiao Chou, and Xiao Chou at that time was not the same as it is now. Two years have passed, and both of them are gone......

Bai Ye looked at me, "This bowl of potato noodles is also spicy?" Why are your eyes red? ”

I rubbed my nose, "I put too much vinegar in it, and I panicked." ”

Bai Ye snorted, "Why don't I smell any sourness?" Then next time, let the valley tell the boss and put less vinegar. ”

"No, I'll just take this bite." I said, "I didn't have a birthday last year, and I thought I was just like you, and I only had it once in a hundred years." ”

Bai Ye said, "I never care about those things, only you children like to have birthdays." ”

Bai Ye said that in fact, when he went to see Xiao Fan in the Zhuling Tower last year, Xiao Fan mentioned it to him, saying that I would have a birthday tomorrow and let Bai Ye cook a good meal for me, but this old man had a big heart, and his front foot had just come out of the Zhuling Tower, and his back foot was forgotten.

When Xiaofan asked the next day, Bai Ye lied casually, saying that he had already given me a birthday, and said that he had made me a birthday cake with steamed buns......

Bai Ye grinned, "Xiao Baibai, you have to keep this matter secret from your son!" Take care of my old face. ”

"Hey, I've never seen you face when I was in the mortal world, and now I really have an identity." I squinted at him, "I think you're afraid that the valley will use that trick to entangle the snow with that trick to cure you!" ”

Bai Ye immediately retorted, "Don't talk nonsense! You can't talk nonsense! ”

"Nonsense? Nonsense? The cold moon wraps in the snow, not what you taught Bai Luo? ”

Bai Ye smashed his mouth and began to roll his eyes again, "The immortals meet friends with martial arts, learn from each other, and communicate with each other, there is nothing that cannot be taught." ”

"Then have you ever 'met friends with martial arts and exchanged ideas with each other' like this?" I said, "If not, it's a private affair, there's nothing to say!" ”

Bai Ye glared at me, "You stinky boy!" ”

I said, "Everyone is a man, what's there to avoid this kind of thing, who doesn't like a fairy like Bai Luo?" Can't you just be honest? ”

Bai Ye said, "Don't be there again!" Bai Luo I's reputation can't be ruined in the mouths of our grandfathers. ”

I hurriedly said, "Don't don't, don't be polite, this matter has nothing to do with me, and if her reputation is ruined, it will be ruined by you, don't take me with you." ”

Bai Ye slapped me on the back of the head, this palm is not ordinary black, it really shot his "heart ape horse".

"I'm a birthday boy today, and you're still beating me!" I rubbed my head dissatisfied, "Haven't you heard that the birthday star is the biggest?" ”

"In our family, you are the biggest! If you still can't eat it, if you don't eat it, I'll take it away! ”

"Eat! Of course! I put the food in my mouth, "And I have to liquidate it today!" ”

Bai Ye watched me drink the last mouthful of soup with a painful expression, "Oops...... I even ate garlic cloves...... You're a ......."

I wiped my mouth, "There are some things that you resist because you have rejected them in your heart before you even try them. ”

"After I tried it, I would refuse it with an iron heart!" Bai Ye cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, "You weren't in the kitchen at the time, and when you were cooking rice in the valley, the strange smell that lingered around him didn't mention the more!" ”

I smiled and listened to Bai Ye's complaints, imagining that Xiao Fan was cooking with a focused and serious face, and then with a proud and confident face, he must be waiting for Bai Ye to bring back praise and appreciation with anticipation.

If I let Shui Mo know that I solved the two dishes and one soup of Xiao Fan by myself, then the kid will definitely admire me to the extent that he wants to knock me to the extent.