"Oh, can you see me? Hey, monkey, are you done, will you get the high-tech stuff?"

"Don't worry, Lord Ji Xiu, the live broadcast has begun. Igu was holding a video camera.

Ji Xiu straightened his formal clothes, he picked out a red and white robe, or this outfit suited him. Ji Xiu ran to the camera and said: "What is the name of my live broadcast room, it is called the live broadcast room of Ji Xiu, the sword god of the nine generals, will this name attract more people." “

"The name of this room can't be approved, and the current live broadcast room is called how to deal with the epidemic. Igu replied.

"Well, that's right, okay. Ji Xiu took a few steps back, turned around and said: "Hello everyone, my name is Ji Xiu, let's not introduce myself now, let's get to the point, the video you see is a live webcast, and there will be a recording and broadcast on the Internet later." ”

"Come, come with me. Next you will see a very disgusting scene, underage children don't watch, follow the camera, let's find out, what is this terrible epidemic. Ji Xiu walked down the stairs to the second floor, and Igu held a camera to film Ji Xiu.

"First of all, we would like to thank an old woman who lives alone in a large mansion, in fact, I don't know her name, the mansion you see belongs to her, but she has now become a plant. Ji Xiu walked to the middle of the hall, and there were several gems arranged in a circle on the ground, and in the middle were placed something that looked like a tray.

"Come, pull the camera over, take a good picture, what is this?" Ji Xiu made a questioning expression at the camera, and after his expression relaxed, he continued: "Actually, as you can see, this is indeed a plant, and it is a plant that grows on the human body. ”

Ji Xiu squatted down and made a gesture for Igu to zoom in closer, the plant in front of him was half a human tall, but one person long, and its branches and foliage looked amazingly vibrant. Ji Xiu held a branch, pulled it hard, and made a sound of pulling muscles, Ji Xiu put the branch in front of the camera and said: "Look, look carefully here, the roots are connected to human skin, this piece is human skin, although the color has changed, but the texture on it can still be seen, as well as its roots, and the red ones on it are human blood." ”

"Although it is already full of plants, you can still see the human form, in fact, the skeleton is still there, and it is estimated that all the internal organs have been rotted. Are you amazed at these phenomena, and how do you do that? Listen carefully. ”

"That's right, these are all caused by the severe epidemic you are familiar with, and the sound of 'severe epidemic' is the same as 'profit', why did you choose this name. I'm not going to talk about it, and then you'll figure it out for yourselves. I'd like to start by explaining what these plants are, and these plants that grow on corpses are the mature bodies of the plague. ”

"The source of the plague comes from the black star, it is not the product of the tangram star, in fact, in the past, the people on the black star did not know that there was a disease such as the plague, because of the existence of the original mosa, the plague and the original mola have a very special symbiotic relationship, the severe plague can parasitize in the original mosa, and the original mola can use the parasitism of the plague to complete the continuation of the race. ”

"This symbiotic relationship is very delicate, it has always been in balance in the black star, and it has never been broken. It's a pity that one day, in fact, I don't know which day it is, anyway, one day in ancient times, the Wuxing people brought a proto-mosaic to the tangram star, along with a severe plague parasitic on the proto-mosaic. ”

"The environment of the tangram is not suitable for the growth of the original mosa, the original mola failed to be planted in the tangram, but the plague successfully spread, without the restraint of the original mosa, the severe plague infected the human body, that is, from that time, the severe plague was known. ”

"It's a pity, although the plague is terrible, people's hearts are even more terrifying, the people who are infected with the plague can be Qiqiao people or black star people, and the epidemic has a secret that has never been known to civilians. That is, people who have died of a severe epidemic, and their corpses can grow this plant, which in a year will be the world-famous expensive timber green logs. ”

"Hehe!" Ji Xiu sneered twice, stroked the plant branches in his hand and said: "Look, if this one in my hand grows into a green log in the future, it can be sold for more than 100,000 yuan, just such a light little thing." ”

"The epidemic happens every year, it takes hundreds of thousands of lives every year, everyone has heard the name of the epidemic, but they only know that there is only one way to treat the epidemic, which is to boil water with the original grass, in fact, there is another way to treat the epidemic, this method is only known to the upper class, I plan to publish this to the world. ”

Ji Xiu stood up, walked to the kitchen, picked up the bowl and scooped it up, Ji Xiu said: "Grassy grass, lemon, hemp leaves, pen head gecko mixed together and mashed, pour half a bowl of water and boil over low heat, you can wait until it is cold before drinking." ”

Ji Xiu made a gesture of beckoning and said, "Come, little girl, come over and drink this bowl." ”

In front of the camera, a little girl appeared, the little girl who fainted on the side of the road and was taken away by Ji Xiu, she took the porcelain bowl handed over by Ji Xiu, and drank the contents of the bowl in one gulp. Ji Xiu picked up the little girl's little hand, stretched out to the camera and said: "Look, the effect is very fast, just as fast as those plants grow, drink the medicine, and the green on the nails will fade." ”

Ji Xiu said to the little girl: "The severe epidemic you are infected with has been cured, and you will have antibodies in the next two months, do you remember where your home is?"

"Yes. The little girl nodded.

"Well, yes, stay will take you home. Ji Xiu turned his head to the camera and said with a serious face: "This method is very simple, this is not something I created, this is a method that someone has created hundreds of years ago, what his name is is not written in the history books, his exploits are not known to the public, and the method he created to eliminate the epidemic has not been spread to the people." ”

"Hahaha. Ji Xiu's serious expression had disappeared, and now it was a smiling face with innocence, and he sighed and said, "What are you thinking about now? Why is the plague called this name, and why does it sound like 'benefit'." ”

When Ji Xiu said this, he sat directly on the floor, straightened his waist as if he wanted to tell a story, and said: "Last year, I was actually the commander-in-chief of the epidemic and disaster relief, the original nine generals, and the sword god general Ji Xiu. Now I am still named Ji Xiu, but under the command of the nine generals, the two sword gods are no longer my titles. ”

"Let me tell you a little bit about my work last year, there was also a severe epidemic last year, and of course this is an epidemic that happens every year. Last year, I was the commander-in-chief, and I created an epidemic with the fewest deaths, with a death toll of about 30,000 points, and I have to import the original mop grass from Wuxing every year, but that is just to cover people's eyes, we have to act very seriously, so that everyone believes that the original mop is not much, and the national disaster relief is very hard, and wait until the number of dead people is almost the same, and then start to control the epidemic. ”

"The epidemic spreads very quickly, and the onset of the disease is very rapid, and when a person infected with the epidemic dies, it will grow plants very quickly, and the officers and soldiers in charge of disaster relief will take away all these plants. You've heard before that the corpses of those who have died of a severe plague are pulled to be burned, and in fact they are all pulled to a secret plantation somewhere, and then cultivated into green logs. ”

"So, today you have to re-understand the severe plague, the first severe plague has a high fatality rate, spreads quickly, and turns from a corpse into a plant faster. Second, there are two ways to treat the epidemic, which can easily control the spread of the epidemic. ”

"Finally, thank you for watching this live broadcast, there will be a recorded video uploaded later, people who are infected with the epidemic should go and find something to treat themselves, and drink it according to the method I said, and you can cure the epidemic. In fact, the plague is not terrible, what is terrible is people, it is the greed of the human heart, deliberately allowing the plague to spread in the tangram, turning you ignorant people into money for nothing, and your life is just a tool they use to make money. ”

Igu put down the camera in his hand, looked at the length of the recorded video, and went about his business. Ji Xiu felt a little empty, as if the burden on his back was put down, and he said to the girl, "Come, I'll take you home now." ”

In fact, in Ji Xiu's live broadcast, only a few people watched the entire live broadcast room, but the content of Ji Xiu's live broadcast was not the most explosive, and there was no need for Igu to upload the recorded video, and other netizens were already uploading the video to major websites. When the day was about to dawn, the number of video views had exceeded 500 million, and I don't know how many people were woken up in the middle of the night to watch the video, and in the next day, the number of clicks on all Tangrams exceeded more than 3 billion.