Ma Spoon'er's face turned pale, and his whole body was like an electric shock, and he let out a loud shout.

"Shut up! You...... You...... You're slandering! ”

The blind man shook his head and continued to have fun.

"Who have I slandered? Do you know that beast that the belly of an adult schoolgirl? ”

"You...... You ......"

Ma Shao'er opened his mouth and stammered, and in an instant, he was in chaos, and he hurriedly clenched his fists and explained to everyone.

"Fellow Daoists, don't listen to this blind man's nonsense, there is nothing, there is nothing! The younger brother is busy with affairs, so he will take a step first......"

Then he left in a hurry.

The laughter stopped dumbly, and everyone looked at each other, and there was a faint panic in their eyes.

The blind man smiled more happily, as if talking to himself.

"I live in a mansion by myself, and my mother sleeps on a clay kang, that's really called a cow! There is not even a window, steamed crabs in summer, and it is cold in winter......"

"My son bumped into someone, Lao Tzu came to help, the red envelope was stuffed all over the place, and there was no discussion about touching porcelain......"

The blind man chattered endlessly, his mouth was like a river, and the viciousness of his tongue was comparable to a Gatling machine gun, which instantly blasted the surrounding encirclement into a thousand holes, and everyone's faces were red.

"Bad luck! Bad luck! ”

After a while, the crowd dispersed, and their mouths were screaming and scolding fiercely, not knowing whether they were scolding the blind man or scolding themselves.

I was so amused by the blind man that I thought to myself, what a strange man. With a few words that seem to be light and light, he can turn the situation around in an instant, and this kind of talent who spits lotus flowers, even Zhuge Kongming, who is more than Zhuge Kongming, who was a Confucianist in the Three Kingdoms, is not much more reckless.

In ancient times, there were literati and writers who wrote and made swords, which could warn the world; Today, there are blind people who use their mouths as guns to scare the evil deeds of hypocrites all over the world, which is really happy!

It's just that what the blind man said is chasing after the wind or is it really true? If it's all true, then he's not so simple as a strange person, he has simply become a living immortal! How did he know?

My curiosity was so great that the fat man was dumbfounded, and came with me to the blind man.

The blind man had no eyes, but his hearing was very tight, and when he noticed us entering, he asked without looking back.

"Two fellow Daoists, don't you think I'm blind and unlucky?"

I laughed and said seniors, the two of us are law-abiding people, we didn't mess with the stomach of adults, and we didn't dare to snub the old lady. It is really a blessing to witness the demeanor of the master today, and it is good that you don't dislike us for being stupid.

The blind man turned around. That's when I realized that the thing on this guy's left shoulder turned out to be a spiritual thing! It's a spirit form like a little stinky fart and glutinous rice dumplings!

It was about ten centimeters wide, with a pair of wings, and a very small body, but it had two large round eyes, which turned around and exuded a sense of cleverness. Judging from the morphology, it looks like a bat with a strange shape.

Seeing us staring at the spirit bat, the blind man showed a mouthful of yellow teeth, and said Don't look at me blind, my eyes can see much more clearly than ordinary people, this spirit bat is my eyes, and I can see all kinds of red dust.

Then he introduced himself, saying that his surname was Zhuang Mingming, he was a fortune teller, and everyone called him Zhuang Blind on the rivers and lakes, and asked us again.

"Looking at the two Taoist friends, it's the first time you've come to the Taishan Summit, right? I don't know which school of master? ”

The fat man and I hurriedly reported our names and said that we had only been in the industry for a few days, and we were from Quancheng.

The blind man thought about it and said that heaven and earth are together? Is that the consulting company that Boss Qin opened this year? Opposite Hongsheng?

I was surprised, I didn't expect that he knew about this newly established company like Tiandihe, and it seemed that this person still knew Qin Guangming.

Zhuang Blind laughed and said that he had eaten the last meal all day and didn't have the next meal, how could he know a real estate tycoon like Qin Guangming? It's just a matter of hearing.

He changed his words and commented briefly.

"Boss Qin is a shrewd and capable person, he could have the wealth of the enemy country, but unfortunately he is too smart, and he is smart and mistaken by ......."

I became more and more stunned in my heart, thinking that this blind man said that he was not familiar with Boss Qin, but he said that he was smart but was mistaken by cleverness. This evaluation says that small is small, and if it is big, it is really big, I don't know if it's true or not.

I was puzzled, but I kept complimenting him, saying that listening to the words of my predecessors was really better than reading for ten years, and I was ashamed and ashamed. The fat man also followed me to tout, half-truths and half-truths.

Zhuang Blind frowned, and said You two wait for a while, look at the age, I am just a few years older than the two of you, how can you open your mouth and close your mouth to your seniors?

Is my handsome face so old? I'm a fake post-80s generation, okay!

Eight...... Post-80s?!

My jaw almost hit the top of my foot.

Looking at the face of the blind man Zhuang, this person wants to say that he is not old or eighty, but at least fifty years away, not a few years younger than my master, but he is a post-eighty generation?

God, such an old post-80s generation really opened my eyes! What terrible events happened to him? Is the nuclear power plant leaking or is the monster in Journey to the West reincarnated?

The three of them were chatting when they heard someone in the crowd behind them shouting, "Cousin! ”

This sound was like the old castle calling Tsubaki and the ghost banging on the door, and before I turned around, I had a sense of foreboding.

When I turned my head, I saw a bald little monk about 1.7 meters tall and skinny, who was running towards us with great difficulty.

This guy has a lewd figure, very white skin, a pair of clever little eyes that are shining, but his expression is a look, which makes people want to smoke him.

I'm so impressed by this image, it's the amorous master who doesn't give money and stammers when he speaks!

Meeting someone from another country is a happy event. But I couldn't help frowning.

To be honest, at the Taishan Summit, I really didn't expect to meet amorous. At the same time, he was also wondering, saying that this master even had to borrow 500 yuan of scoop money, where did he get the money for the 20,000 tickets to the Taishan Summit?

Is it to get rich? Rushing over to pay back?

Affectionate step by step, running and jumping, as if he saw a beautiful woman, provoked the surrounding crowd to cast disgusted eyes, but he himself was unaware.

The bald little monk ran up to us in a blink of an eye, stood on tiptoe, patted me on the shoulder with difficulty, and stammered.

Table ...... Cousin! Let's ...... I haven't seen you for many days, and I ...... Think about it...... I miss it, it's ...... Yes...... Destined! ”

In the past year since I entered the industry, my height has continued to rise, and now I have grown to 1.87 meters. And the amorous height is estimated to be one meter seven hanging, patting me on the shoulder, it is really embarrassing for him.

Hearing this stammering monk call me "cousin" again, I was so angry that I wanted to hit someone, and said that if your ID card is true, we were born in the same year, how did I become your cousin? You're addicted to making up nonsense, aren't you?

Amorous didn't look at my sorrow at all, and said to the blind man behind us with his hands folded, pretending to be positive: "Ah...... Amitabha ...... Buddha, this handsome ...... Handsome layman, the little monk is affectionate...... Reasoned ......"

"Hmmm......"

The affectionate sentence "handsome guy layman" made Zhuang Blind quite useful, and he shook his head proudly.

"This Taoist friendly eyesight, I see that your bones are amazing, your appearance is extraordinary, and there is a domineering spirit that swallows mountains and rivers in the Dharma name, and there will definitely be a great achievement in the near future......"