The first stop on the cruise is Santa Cruz, the most famous of the Ka Island group, which is one of the most likely to see turtles despite its high population density.

Gao Tang dragged Chen Ruowen around the world while introducing her with great interest.

"February to June is the mating period, we came late, we should not be able to see, now we may see the digging hole."

"Dig a pit?"

"Dig a pit, bury some eggs, and wait for the baby turtle to grow next year."

"Look at you."

“…… I and the turtle are not the same species, and the turtle and the king are not the same species. Gao Tang muttered quietly.

"Rounded, you are equal to the eighth king?"

Gao Tang: "......"

I'm really convinced, why did I hand the hammer up?

"The ones who dig the pit are all female turtles, if you want to grow a little me in the pit, wife, why don't you dig and try it?"

“……”

Chen Ruowen's body stiffened, glared at Gao Tang fiercely, shook off him and walked forward. Gao Tang followed with a hippie smile, grabbed Chen Ruowen, and then was thrown away by her, never tired of it.

"Shhhh This time, Chen Ruowen did not shake off, but was pulled into Gao Tang's arms. "Did you hear anything?"

Chen Ruowen glared at Gao Tang with great annoyance: "I don't listen to ghost stories!" ”

"......" Gao Tang said with a smile, "What kind of ghost stories I tell in the daytime, if I want to tell them, I will tell them at night...... I mean, have you ever heard any animal panting? ”

"Nope!"

Gao Tang pulled Chen Ruowen around the coast, and sure enough, he found a turtle the size of a basin on the lawn.

When the two turtles met, the turtle craned its neck and looked up at the two of them, stunned in a daze.

Chen Ruowen pushed Gao Tang away in disgust: "It's so ugly." ”

Gao Tang laughed: "Do you want to look at the appearance of a turtle?" Wife, you tell me honestly, did you choose me as your husband because I was handsome? ”

Chen Ruowen gave him a blank look.

Handsome is really handsome, and his face is really thick.

"Wife, don't go, I haven't taken a photo with the little turtle yet, take a picture while it's in a daze, hurry up."

Chen Ruowen reluctantly took Gao Tang's mobile phone and took a photo of him and the turtle in a daze.

Gao Tang was very satisfied with this photo and immediately uploaded it to the circle of friends.

"Wife, what kind of copywriter do I have? How about calling it 'Wife's Shot'? ”

Chen Ruowen expressed great disgust for his ability to choose a name.

Taking Gao Tang's mobile phone casually, Chen Ruowen thought about it, deleted the copywriting edited by Gao Tang himself, typed a few words, and directly clicked send.

Gao Tang leaned over to take a look, and his handsome face was dark.

"Twins? Where are the twins? I'm so handsome, it's so ugly, where do I look like a twin? Damn, why do people still like it? It's unreasonable! ”

Gao Tang spat for a long time, and then hooked Chen Ruowen's palm aggrievedly.

"Wife, look at these villains, the likes are already 99+."

Chen Ruowen glanced at his mobile phone, suddenly smiled, took out his mobile phone from the backpack on Gao Tang's shoulder, logged in to the circle of friends, quickly liked it, and threw the mobile phone back.

Gao Tang was stunned: "Wife, you also bully me?" ”

Chen Ruowen snorted, turned her head arrogantly and left.

Chen Ruowen has not appeared on social platforms for many years, and she doesn't know how much turmoil her little like has caused.

There are no hotels on Santa Cruz Island, and after a few hours of exploring, the group is on their way home.

Today, Gao Tang ordered another seafood dinner, and after losing his temper and driving away two waves of handsome muscular guys who came to talk to him, he finally got his wish and let everyone within a radius of ten miles know that the beauty next to him is his wife.

After being quiet and moving, Gao Tang picked up his best old business and told ghost stories at the dinner table.

“…… After listening to the old blind man's words, Xiao Pan prepared glutinous rice and rooster blood, lit two candles after dark, and squatted by the pond. At nine o'clock, when it was completely dark, there was a sudden 'grunt' from the bottom of the pond, and then a gust of wind blew out the candles...... Xiao Pan fixed his eyes and took a look! A ...... crawled out of the pond Big lobster! ”

Pan Pan said "Mom" and threw away the lobster shell in his hand.

The seafood feast suddenly stopped being fragrant.

Under the dim light, Gao Tang picked up a big lobster, held it up in front of Pan Pan's eyes, and described it vividly.

"I saw the tentacles on the lobster's head move, and then it spoke, and it said......"

Chen Ruowen had already found two earplugs to block her ears and isolate Gao Tang's voice.

This product has a very bad problem.,When telling a ghost story, you must substitute the name of the audience as the protagonist.,And then the details of the story will be changed according to the occasion of the story.,So that the original three-point scary story will become seven points terrifying.。

Didn't you see Pan Pan being scared silly by him?

"Dr. Liao." Chen Ruowen suddenly exclaimed when Gao Tang was talking about it, "I like to tell ghost stories and scare people, is it also a mental illness?" ”

Gao Tangjun's face stiffened, Dr. Liao's hand eating shrimp was beaten, and Pan Pan, who had been frightened, slapped the table heavily.

"There's just something wrong! I'm scared to death, and he's talking with relish! The protagonist has to be called Xiao Pan! Why don't you replace it with Lao Liao! ”

Dr. Liao coughed and almost choked.

Gao Tang glanced at Dr. Liao and laughed meaninglessly.

"Lao Liao, it's okay to change to Lao Liao......"

Dr. Liao hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, I think the previous name is very good." ”

Just kidding, he used to be a melon-eating listener, but the protagonist of the ghost story was replaced by Lao Liao, wouldn't he be the one who was eaten melons? Didn't you see how badly the other protagonist is scared now?

"As for ghost storytelling, it's just a harmless personal hobby, you can do that...... Enliven the atmosphere, relax the nerves, Mrs. Gao don't worry. ”

Chen Ruowen was speechless.

A ghost story that bears witness to the historic process of science compromising with feudal superstition.

However, the ghost story of Gao Tang ...... Forget it, she didn't dare to listen anyway, don't set herself on fire, she can only let poor Pan Pan bear all this.

Chen Ruowen patted Pan Pan's shoulder pityingly: "I'll give you a salary increase." ”

Pan Pan: "???? ヾ(???? ▽??) ノ??”

I could listen to a hundred more ghost stories!!

The night on the island is attractive, and what Chen Ruowen and a few people have temporarily lived in these days is a hotel villa near the sea. The villa was just four rooms, but when Chen Ruowen finished taking the medicine and was about to go to bed at night, Gao Tang still stayed in her room and didn't want to leave.

"Wife, don't you think the ghost story I told today is scary?"

Chen Ruowen was expressionless: "And then?" ”

"Aren't you scared at night when it's so scary? Why don't I stay with you, so you can hug me if you're scared, right? ”

"Huh."

"Well, actually, I want to hug you...... Wife, I have a good character and never do bad things, can you think about it? ”

Chen Ruowen snorted, kicked Gao Tang out of the bedroom, and locked the door with a bang.