Chapter 221: Kitchen Immortal

Xiao Chou was eating, his movements were very light, and I was even hungrier when I saw him eating, so I couldn't help but ask, "Is it delicious?" ”

Xiao Chou nodded, pushed the greens towards me, and he glanced at the plate, meaning to let me taste it too.

I grabbed a green vegetable with my bare hands and threw it into my mouth, and after chewing it twice, the whole person was startled and my head was buzzing. I looked at the greens on the plate, and tears flowed out of my eyes...... I've been eating this flavor for over twenty years, and you can't go wrong!

I slammed to my feet and slammed the door out.

Ran to the door of the kitchen fairy next door, and the candlelight in the house flickered. I reached out and tried to knock on the door, but somehow, I panicked. I'm not afraid that the wrong person will be beaten and thrown out, what I'm afraid of is that after I recognize the wrong person, Bai Ye will die again in my heart.

How could it be Bai Ye, the old man's corpse is still pressed down the mountain, even if he is not dead, it is impossible for him to run into the fairy world, what kind of kitchen immortal has he become......

Even though I was thinking like this, I couldn't help but push open his door.

"Who is chewing my tongue behind my back and saying that I am a strange uncle?" Dressed in a white gown, his silver-white hair fell loosely behind him. Sitting leisurely on the chair, leaning back against the edge of the table, crossing his legs, swaying his toes, rubbing his mustache and looking at me with a cheap smile.

I looked at the face that had appeared countless times in my dreams, and the tears kept flowing uncontrollably, and I couldn't say a word for a long time.

Until Xiao Chou also ran over and shook my arm gently. Bai Ye got up suddenly, pulled the two of us into the house, and quickly closed the door.

"Stinky boy, don't come here and get me into trouble on the first day!" Bai Ye said, "You have to hide and tuck it away for this buy one get one free!" ”

"Old, old man......" I called to him softly, I was afraid that I would wake myself up if I was any louder, and if it was a dream from the moment I entered the fairy realm, I would rather never wake up.

Bai Ye glanced at me with disgust, "Do you want to swallow or spit out that green vegetable in your mouth?" Half in the mouth, half hanging outside, tears and snot flowing together, like a retarded person! I've been in the fairy world for so many years, and I've never seen a fairy like you. ”

The greens had long since lost their taste, and I swallowed them in my mouth along with snot and tears.

Once my thoughts were formed, I asked, "Why are you here?" When did you become a chef? Didn't you die before? Why have you been in the mortal world for so long? You ...... later."

"Oh, okay, okay!" Bai Ye interrupted me, "I don't think you can fix your problem, or you don't open your mouth, and you will ask endlessly!" ”

"You're a dead old man, and you're embarrassed to talk about me!" I exclaimed, "I thought you were dead, do you know how long I was sad!" I was ...... during that time"

Bai Ye covered my mouth, "Sh......hh Ah! ”

Xiao Chou suddenly rushed over and held Bai Ye's wrist fiercely, Bai Ye wanted to scream in pain but didn't dare to make a sound.

"Xiao Chou, let go, he's Bai Ye!" I suddenly remembered that I hadn't introduced this dead old man to Xiao Chou yet.

Xiao Chou was slightly stunned and let go of his hand.

Bai Ye hugged his wrist and said, "It turns out that the person who hasn't eaten for three days is called Xiao Chou." ”

I asked, "What three days without eating?" When did Xiao Chou get angry with him? ”

Bai Ye glanced at Xiao Chou, "Is he the kid who robbed your spiritual sense before?" ”

I remembered what Bai Ye said about the time when Xiaofan came to see me last year and we broke up unhappily.

He said that at the beginning of last year, as soon as Xiao Fan returned to the fairy world, he knew that I was pre-selected as an evil spirit who would come to the fairy world in three years.

Bai Ye said that he had known Xiao Fan for so many years, and it was the first time he had seen Xiao Fan so happy for one thing. But a few months later, Xiao Fan came back from a hunt and was in the wrong state, and that was the first time Bai Ye saw Xiao Fan so frustrated about one thing.

Bai Ye slapped the table, "It's all your stinky boy's fault!" After three days of meals, I made it for him in a different way, but I didn't eat a bite, where do you say my old face as a kitchen fairy is gone? ”

I smiled awkwardly, "Accident, that's an accident...... And then you say......"

Bai Ye said, "I asked the valley many times, and he was willing to tell me on the day he went to the Zhuling Pagoda to receive the punishment, saying that he went to see you when he went out of the town to hunt and knew that your spiritual sense was missing. ”

I glanced at Xiao Chou, he was sitting on the side with his head bowed, looking like he had made a mistake, I patted him, "It's okay Xiao Chou, this is all in the past, you should listen to a joke." ”

Bai Ye glared at me, "Aren't you fucking almost a joke in the fairy world!" He poured a cup of tea and said angrily, "It's very difficult for people with complete spiritual knowledge to come to the fairy realm, let alone incomplete!" And you will be more and more lacking, how can the fairy world want a fool? Not to mention the valley, I was also upset for a few days after hearing it! I thought I'd see you stinky boy soon, but who knew you were involved in such a thing! ”

"No, Xiao is worried about his ......"

The teacup in Bai Ye's hand fell on the table with a "pop", and he pointed at me, "You shut up for me!" If you say more, I'll go back to sleep! ”

I quietly shook Xiao Chou's wrist under the table, and Bai San said, "Do you want to give him some spiritual energy to appease?" "I thought Bai San was making fun of me, but I didn't expect it to really start to adjust the aura after it finished speaking.

Bai Ye sighed, "In the days we left, this stinky boy must have experienced a lot of things, and he has been able to live until now without missing arms and legs, and you also have your credit." ”

Bai Ye slowly pushed the teacup in his hand in front of Xiao Chou.

Xiao Chou was stunned, and I also looked at Bai Ye in surprise. In the next second, I hurriedly picked up the teacup and handed it to Xiao Chou, "Xiao Chou, Master Bai is praising you, he means thank you for taking care of me for him for so long." ”

"Do you still need a translator?" Bai Ye rubbed his beard, "A dignified spirit king, can you not even have this bit of brainpower?" ”

"When did you know that Xiao Chou was the Spirit King?"

"Who else can come out of the Immortal Spirit Rune, who else is there besides the Spirit King?" Bai Ye paused, "The spiritual energy of his body, is it given by the valley?" ”

I recalled that at the door just now, Bai Ye pulled me and Xiao Chou, could it be that just then, he felt it? Only then did I realize that this old man was wearing this ...... Is this the costume of the immortals?

No way...... It should be the same paragraph!

I looked at him, "Old man, how come your cook's clothes are so similar to those worn by the immortals?" ”

"What is like, it's the same at all!" Bai Ye dusted off his collar and grinned, "Xiao Baibai, is your Lao Tzu quite immortal?" But your clothes are not very good, they are green from beginning to end. ”

"Now you can even say such a difficult word as the fairy wind dao bone? It's really hard to pretend to be stupid and illiterate for you for so many years. I gave him a blank look, and suddenly I noticed that the old man was wearing a long shirt that didn't seem to be the one I saw today, "Old man, how is this one on your body different from the one I saw in the room?" It's so plain, there are no patterns. ”

Bai Ye said, "Do you think this is a school uniform, and everyone in the entire fairy world has to wear the same?" ”

"But Chi'an told me that you can't change your clothes or anything."

"That refers to a Jin Immortal like you, and a Xia Immortal who has not reached the four years of the patrol period, and has not yet been regularly supervised by the Upper Immortal." Bai Ye said, "The dress hanging in the room is the original design of the valley, but I think that kind of dark pattern is too fancy, and it is not suitable for a stable immortal like your Lao Tzu." ”

"Ho! Also original design, co-authored you have your own independent brand in the fairy world? ”

"The costumes are roughly the same, to put it bluntly, as long as the color of the subject remains the same, there are no requirements for details. What kind of thing you like, just tell the people in the drug department to be done, but the people in the general drug department will not throw off the immortals other than the immortals. Bai Ye raised his eyebrows proudly, "You know, the rank is not enough." ”

I pouted, "Sure enough, the higher the official position, the greater the obscenity." By the way, why did you spend decades in the mortal world before? Back then, you were the one who came to the fairy world with the valley to find ink and wash? ”

Bai Ye said, "Why did you stay in the mortal world for decades? ”

Bai Ye spat at the foam, and said with a displeased face that he had a conflict with the fairy spirit back then. Originally, it was a matter that could be solved by entering the Spirit Tower to receive punishment, but he couldn't swallow that breath, and after making a big fuss, he was finally suspended by the immortal number and punished for staying in the mortal world for three lifetimes, and he died in every life.

As for what happened to the dispute, the old man refused to elaborate, just said that it was a small matter as big as a sesame seed, and he blamed the fairy Lingzun for being small-minded.

It stands to reason that immortals who are relegated to the mortal world will lose their memories of being immortals, but this old man doesn't know what's going on, not only remembering his former immortal identity, but also remembering what he experienced in each of the three lives in the mortal world.

He said that when he saw Xiao Fan, he recognized him at a glance, and Xiao Fan was also surprised at that time. And when this old man was a mortal, he just lost his internal strength, and his ability to connect to the spirit was still there.

"So the last thing you said to Brother Huo, 'It's time', is that you know that you are going to die again?" I grumbled, "Since you remember everything, can't you tell him more that you're going back to the fairy realm?" Falling valley too, I asked him if you were really dead, and he said yes. ”

Bai Ye said, "That's right, I was really dead at the time, and I can only come back after the three lives, and I didn't lie to you." ”

"I also asked him if you have a phase, and he replied that I don't know. You say how can you not have a phase when you are an immortal? He's lying to me! ”

Unexpectedly, Bai Ye shook his head, and he said that there were more than one or two things that happened to him that were incomprehensible.

For example, the matter of what his phase state is is still a mystery, and he himself doesn't know, not even the Immortal Spirit Venerable.

I said, "No wonder you flipped through those animal encyclopedias when you were fine, it turned out that you were in the right seat!" In this way, the valley really didn't lie to me. ”

Bai Ye said, "Although these things are related to heavenly opportunities, that kid from the valley never disdains to lie, and if he doesn't want to say something, he either doesn't answer, and if he answers, it must be the truth." If you ask him, he will tell you. Therefore, it's no wonder that you didn't ask the question of valley reduction, which made people take advantage of the loophole. ”

Heart, you are all living a fine life, there are heart eyes hidden in the hair, playing with me is not like playing dice, I will turn around with a finger!

I said, "Old man, do you know how Chi Nian entered the Spirit Pagoda?" I want to go and find the valley. ”

"How can Chi Nian, a little immortal, enter and exit the Xuling Pagoda casually?" Bai Ye flicked his beard, "He came to beg me." ”

"Please?"

Bai Ye smacked his lips, "The golden fruit you picked last time was a little raw, and it was lost at the end of eating." ”

"So it's you! What about the fairy runes left on the car door? ”

Bai Ye said that although he didn't send the golden fruit to Xiaofen, he still passed on my words from generation to generation.

After Xiao Fan heard it, his reaction at that time was the same as Bai San expected. After Bai Ye heard Xiao Fan say "nonsense", he took the initiative to let Chi Nian pass these two words to me.

"That's just right, save me from going to Chi Nian, you take me to see the valley." I said, "When the time comes, it should be no problem to brush your old face with those cell bosses, right?" ”

Bai Ye said, "I have no problem, you have a problem." ”

"What do you mean?"

"No matter whose face you swipe, you can't follow it." Bai Ye drank tea unhurriedly, "What do you think about visiting the park?" One adult ticket with one child for free admission? ”

I was a little discouraged, "Does the valley know that I came to the fairy realm?" ”

"How could it not be known? Can you come to the fairy realm in advance, or can you go down to the valley in exchange for punishment. ”

"By the way, you said at first that I would come to the fairy world in three years, why did I come two years in advance?" I urged, "Say it, say it!" ”

This matter is also related to two other people - Bai Lian and Chi Nian.

When Bai Lian came to collect the evil ancestral soul some time ago, Chi Nian also came. When he heard Si Feng and Feng Yin say that there was an evil ancestor soul underground, Bai Lian ignored it and left directly with the first generation of evil ancestor souls.

Later, Chi Nian was worried that we people would not be able to subdue the second generation of evil ancestor souls, so he reported this matter to Xian Lingzun, and Bai Ye bubbled up at this time, saying that he would cure Bai Lian's dereliction of duty and ask him to go to the Zhuling Pagoda to receive punishment.

In fact, Bai Ye's original intention was not to punish Bai Lian for anything, he knew that Bai Lian was a person, and he would never easily enter the Zhuling Tower, firstly, he couldn't stand that kind of torture, and secondly, he would lose face.

After several tosses, Bai Ye proposed to ask Xiao Fan to come out of the Xuling Tower in advance, on the grounds that the heavy responsibility of the hunting order, no one could bear it except Xiao Fan, and it was even more entrusted to Bai Lian to take over at the beginning.

Bai Ye said that Xiao Fan could have left the Zhuling Pagoda a long time ago, although he didn't think that Old Scar was wronged, but he knew that he should not hurt the lives of mortals. Xiao Fan used the method of secretly changing the concept to let Zhu Lingshi perceive his spiritual sense of knowing his mistakes, so as long as he got up, he could leave.

But Xiao Fan didn't leave, he knelt down and secretly gave me the spiritual energy and asked me to offer the Immortal Spirit Rune. Of course, he only told Bai Ye about this, and in the eyes of others, Xiao Fan was just following the unwritten rule of the previous fairy spirit that "one life is worth a thousand years".

Originally, Xian Lingzun had already agreed to Bai Ye's proposal, and also relieved Bai Jian of the authority of taking charge of the hunting order and managing the Xun Pavilion on his behalf, and delegated all his responsibilities to Zhi Chuxuan, but Xiao Fan said that he would use these two years to exchange me for coming to the fairy world in advance.

I hurriedly said, "Why! Isn't it the same when I come early and late! ”

"Is it the same? If they arrive one step late this time, what do you think will happen to you and your little friends? ”

I lost my temper in an instant.

Bai Ye continued, "This is the result of the early coming, you and your little friends are intact. Coming late? You two won't die if you're late! Although he didn't say it directly, he must have thought the same as I thought, leaving you alone in the mortal world, one more day of stay will be one more day of danger. Since I was a child, I love to toss and have nothing to do! When I was a child, I took a key to poke the socket, and when I grew up, I took someone to break into the drought altar, you don't want to die, and your little friends don't want to die? ”

I have nothing to say when Bai Ye scolded.

During this time, although he has done a lot of seemingly righteous things, he is on the verge of death every time. If it weren't for Xiao Chou, I would have died a long time ago......

The last time he took Xiao Chou to the altar of the drought dragon, just like Bai Ye said, if it wasn't for the people from the fairy world who arrived in time, I am afraid that this time it would really kill Xiao Chou.

I lowered my head, Xiao Chou should have been a victim or an implicated person, but he also looked like he had done something wrong, hanging his head and scolding me together.