Chapter Twenty-Four: New Mr. Zombie
Wang Guang doesn't know how to do business, but after all, he has traveled from later generations, and his ideas are more than 100 years ahead of the world.
At Wang Guang's suggestion, Tingting sold most of the Ren family's business to others and let others run it.
In a few years, if there is a war in China, the Ren family's business will only lose more and more, and inflation will become very serious.
Cash is worthless, so Wang Guang asked Tingting to turn most of the liquid cash into gold and store it, leaving only a small part for daily life and payroll.
Those relatives who were at home, Wang Guang invited the four-eyed Taoist to help, and more than a dozen zombies jumped into the Ren family's mansion, all of them were so frightened that they fled, and they no longer dared to step into Renjia Town for half a step.
The problem of the Ren family was solved, and most of the workers who escaped also came back, repaired the Ren family's mansion, and Tingting moved back to her home from Yizhuang.
In the days to come, Tingting became more and more dislike to stay at home, and either stayed in Ren's Western restaurant every day to watch people come and go, or went to Yizhuang as a guest.
More than half a month has passed, on the thirteenth day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar, a big man named Lan Guifang announced that he was quitting the studio and holding a farewell concert in the theater tonight.
Wang Guang knew that the plot of the new Mr. Zombie had begun.
The nine uncles and apprentices are all fans of Lan Guifang, and they each made flower cards, and the word "Fang" was pasted with banknotes in the middle.
Uncle Jiu's flower card is about the size of two palms, and the middle is pasted with copper coins, and Qiusheng and Wencai's flower cards are several times larger than Uncle Jiu's, and they are all paper money, and the savings of the two of them for a year.
Uncle Nine played some tricks, hacked the flower cards of the two apprentices, and took coquettish steps with the big flower cards.
"You two, you are not allowed to go out until you have finished folding the ingots! I'm going to burn it tomorrow. "Before leaving, I didn't forget to tell the two apprentices.
Qiusheng and Wencai were afraid of missing this concert, and at the cost of a whole box of eggs, they asked the spirit babies to help stack the ingots.
"Senior brother, we sent them two baskets of eggs last time, can they agree?" Wen Cai patted Qiusheng on the shoulder and asked in a low voice.
"Let's see." Autumn students responded.
After a while, the table shook a few times.
"And they agreed!" Qiusheng said happily.
"Then let's go!"
The two of them ran away in a hurry.
Wang Guang was reading in Yizhuang, Tingting came to Yizhuang and invited Wang Guang to go to the concert together, but Wang Guang had no interest in opera at all, so he refused.
Tingting actually didn't have much interest, she just wanted to be with Wang Guang, so she didn't go to the theater and stayed with Wang Guang in Yizhuang.
The books Wang Guang reads are all from Uncle Jiu, and they are all Taoist books.
Wang Guang didn't want to make five disadvantages and three shortcomings, so he didn't learn Taoism with Uncle Jiu, but some small knowledge can still be learned.
For example, willow branches can be used to draw ghosts, and the leaves of the grapefruit branches dedicated to the ancestors of the Three Qing Dynasties can temporarily open the eyes of the heavens, etc.
After spending an afternoon in Yizhuang with Tingting, it was almost dark when he saw that Wang Guang and Tingting had dinner outside, and then sent Tingting home and went to the market to buy a big basket of eggs.
When I returned to Yizhuang, I heard Qiusheng and Wencai's screams, the two of them didn't talk much, and bullied the spirit babies many times, causing the spirit babies to explode, vent their dissatisfaction, and take revenge on the two.
Wang Guang pushed the door in, and just happened to see a little spirit baby forcing Qiusheng to burn the soles of his feet with an iron.
"Okay children, let Qiusheng and Wencai go, I brought you eggs." Wang Guang put the bamboo basket on his back on the ground.
"Wow!" As soon as the spirit babies saw the eggs, they threw down the two of them and swarmed towards the bamboo basket.
"Thank you, big brother, you are much better than the two of them, if you have anything to help in the future, just call us." A little spirit baby patted his chest and said to Wang Guang.
"Yes, yes!" The other spirit babies chimed in.
"Okay, I will. It's just that you have to promise me that you won't beat people like this in the future. Wang Guang gently touched the head of the little spirit baby, there was no temperature at all, and his hands were a little frozen.
"Humph! The two of them don't talk much, they deserve it, and they owe us two baskets of eggs! The little spirit baby pouted and said.
"Okay, I know, I'll help them out of these two baskets of eggs, and I'm not allowed to beat people in the future." Wang Guang said with a smile.
The spirit babies discussed, agreed, and returned to their dolls after dividing the eggs.
Qiusheng stood up, pressed his face, rubbed his chest, and said to Wang Guang: "Thank you, Ah Guang, this time I really thank you, otherwise I would have been killed by these little ghosts!" ”
Wen Cai kept nodding, pinching his chin and couldn't speak, his face was red, and his face was swollen from these little ghosts.
"You two... Alas, if I want to teach you a lesson, I don't have the qualifications, but you two are also men, and you still have to have the responsibility you deserve. I won't say anything superfluous, just rest early. After Wang Guang finished speaking, he patted the shoulders of the two.
Qiusheng and Wencai were a little embarrassed.
At this time, Uncle Nine walked in the door and said: "Ah Guang is right, fortunately you are provoking these kind spirit babies, if you run into the three evil ones above, you will not even be killed!" ”
"Why?" Qiusheng and Wencai asked in unison.
"Because those three spirit babies were beaten out by his mother three or four times, they couldn't be reincarnated, and now they have become extremely vicious! They had to cultivate for a thousand days to dissolve their anger. If they are allowed to run away, there will be more deaths. Got it? Uncle Nine said.
"Understood, understood..."Qiusheng and Wencai hurriedly arrived.
Uncle Nine shook his head, sighed, and said, "Forget it, let's send these spirit babies to Aunt Cane tomorrow to worship, lest you two decrepit boys make trouble for me here!" ”
Qiusheng and Wencai glanced at each other, lowered their heads and didn't dare to speak.
The little zombie kept following Uncle Jiu, covering his mouth and laughing very humanely, as if he was laughing at Qiusheng and the others.
Qiusheng and Wencai glanced at each other and turned their heads to bully the little zombie.
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Aunt Sue is the younger sister of Uncle Jiu, and she opened a Taoist hall in the next town, specializing in solving some supernatural events for the villagers.
Aunt Su has liked Uncle Nine for many years, and Uncle Nine likes his sister Michelin before he learned Taoism.
Qiusheng and Wencai sent the spirit baby to Aunt Sue, and Aunt Sue complained that Uncle Nine didn't come by herself, so she sent two apprentices, and Qiusheng gave Aunt Cane an idea to deceive Uncle Jiu.
As soon as Qiusheng returned to the courtyard of Yizhuang, he told Uncle Jiu that Aunt Sue was seriously ill and was about to die, and he wanted to see his master for the last time before he died.
Uncle Jiu's heart was clear, and Aunt Sue didn't know what the hell was going on, so she refused directly.
Qiusheng and Wencai used the method of agitation.
Qiusheng: "The master is not going, we are going, I don't even see the last side, I can't do this kind of thing." ”
Wencai: "Yes, I can't do it either, let's go." ”
After the two finished speaking, they left the courtyard without looking back, and hid in a small corner to peek at Uncle Jiu's reaction.
Uncle Nine still decided, whether it was true or not, go and take a look.
Wang Guang also followed, not to join in the fun, but to stop something.
When they arrived at Aunt Sue's hall, Uncle Nine went to visit Aunt Sue, Wang Guang stayed in the hall of the hall, and a girl stopped in front of the cabinet where the spirit baby was placed.
The girl's temperament was a little gloomy, and when she saw the doll in the middle of the cabinet that was blocked from her eyes, she felt a little curious, and reached out to touch the doll, but was caught by Wang Guang.
Her hand was grabbed by Wang Guang, and she lowered her head a little shyly, did not speak, and did not take out her hand.
Looking at the girl's delicate appearance, Wang Guang felt very embarrassed, let go of the girl's hand, and said: "It is a good thing to have the heart to adopt a spirit baby, and you can do good deeds and accumulate virtues." But these three are dangerous, they are already enchanted, and it is better not to touch them. ”
After speaking, Wang Guang felt that the back of his head was suddenly slapped heavily, and his body stumbled, hitting the young woman.
The girl's body was quite strong, but she took two steps back and stood firm, supported Wang Guang and said, "Childe, what's wrong with you?" ”
"It's nothing, it's just that there is a little bastard who doesn't open his eyes and wants to die," Wang Guang touched the back of his head, ignoring the three evil baby dolls on the cabinet.
Speaking of which, these three little things are really pitiful, and they have been reincarnated and beaten out repeatedly, and they have a lot of grievances. If they are clever and cultivate well to dissolve their anger, then forget it, if they want to come out and harm people, Wang Guang doesn't mind letting them not be reincarnated in the future.
Speaking of which, this girl is also pitiful, originally she just wanted to do a good deed and adopt a spirit baby, but she was controlled by the evil baby and became its servant, and finally lost her life.
Wang Guang chatted with her for a while, it turned out that this girl was married, but her husband died in an accident half a year ago, and she was the only one left in the family, with no relatives and no support, so she wanted to adopt a spirit baby.
Wang Guang encouraged this girl to let her get out of the gloom as soon as possible, and she could even consider remarrying.
Today's women are conservative, how can they accept this concept. Listening to Wang Guang encouraging herself to remarry, the girl thought that Wang Guang had something to think of herself, and told Wang Guang which street and alley she lived in, implying that she was the only one in the family, and there were no neighbors, so she would not be discovered.
After speaking, he didn't pay attention to Wang Guang's reaction, gave Wang Guang a charming look and left.
Wang Guang is a little helpless, this is the rhythm of the offer P? Is it better to go or not to go?
Wang Guang was still entangled, and Aunt Cane's vicious voice came out of the room: "Lin Zhengying, hello!" You dare to vomit! You must not ask me for anything in the future, or I will make you pay! ”
(After merging the world, Uncle Jiu's name also has a few more, Lin Jiu, Lin Fengjiao, Lin Zhengying)
Then I saw Uncle Nine vomiting and walking out of the inner room, Qiusheng and Wencai looked at each other and followed behind.
Back in the small garden of Yizhuang, Uncle Nine held on to the railing, and when he remembered the scene just now, he couldn't help but vomit.
(After the merger of the world, the scale of Yizhuang expanded, and there was a very delicate small garden)
After Uncle Nine vomited, Wen Cai came over with a teacup and said, "Master, let's have a cup of tea." ”
Uncle Nine took the teacup, took a sip, and asked, "What kind of tea is this?" ”
"Chrysanthemum tea." Wen Cai replied.
Uncle Nine lifted the lid of the cup, saw the chrysanthemums floating on the water, remembered the scene just now, and continued to hold on to the railing and vomit.
"Fresh chrysanthemums, you vomit too! What are you doing..."Wen Cai was confused, sighed, and took the teacup aside.
At this time, a cute girl wearing a purple dress and a small hat pushed a bicycle into the garden.