The next day, I stayed in front of Bai Ye's tent early.

When the old man came out to release water, I immediately hooked his neck.

Bai Ye was startled by me, and before he could scream, I covered his mouth and said in his ear, "Don't wake up your little Gele!" ”

I pulled Bai Ye aside, and just let go of him, the old man slapped me on the back of the head, I just wanted to scream, he also covered my mouth, and learned from me, "Don't wake up your pet!" ”

I didn't have the courage to knock his hand off.

Bai Ye complained, "What kind of demon are you doing this early in the morning?" ”

"I ask you, why am I called Bai Yi?"

"You blocked me at the door early in the morning, that's why?" Bai Ye said impatiently, "Didn't I tell you about this before!" When I go back this time, I'll buy you some walnuts to replenish your brain, and you'll start to forget things when you're old, and you'll have to get old in the future! ”

"You can keep the walnuts for yourself and mix them in the spicy red skin and eat them." I asked, "Who gave me my name?" ”

When Bai Ye heard me ask, his expression suddenly became uncomfortable, rubbing his beard with one hand, and not knowing where to put it with the other. It seems that this old man's original statement of "from the beginning, from the beginning" is really plagiarized!

I looked at him, "I thought it was strange at the time, with the ink in your stomach, how could you come up with those meanings for the name of these six strokes, it turns out that this name is from the great leader Xian Lingzun." ”

Bai Ye was slightly stunned, and the next second he was unconvinced, "What is that old thing!" It's just a name, what are you bragging about here! ”

"What's the matter, you still have a friendship with Immortal Lingzun?"

"Who has a relationship with him! Lao Tzu wants to release water, and I was almost scared by you to pee in my pants just now. ”

"I'll be with you." I followed him.

Bai Ye glanced at me, "You can still take care of yourself now, and you don't need you to help me hold it when you pee, and there will be a time for you to fulfill your filial piety in the future!" ”

"Okay! You go, you go! I blew my bangs, "Oh, I don't know if Little Gele would have taught you what skin red would have been if he had known about the you had with Miss Sasha." ”

Bai Ye grabbed my arm, "Stinky boy, don't talk nonsense!" Your feet are not afraid of crooked shoes! ”

"Uh-huh! Your feet are right, your feet are the most right, if you want to blame it, blame the shoes all over the world are crooked! "I turned around and was about to leave, but Bai Ye grabbed me, I said in my heart that there was a play, so I didn't laugh, "What are you doing?" Isn't it to release water? Need me to hold it for you? ”

Bai Ye looked in the direction of the tent, "Let's make it clear first, I don't have anything with Sasha that can't see the light, I'm afraid that your kid will run in front of Xiao Zhele and talk nonsense, and then destroy the relationship between our compatriots!" ”

"Yes, yes, Bai Ye always proceeds from the overall situation and puts the interests of the nation first."

"If only you knew!" He gave me a blank look and rubbed his beard, "Don't you just want to ask for a broken name?" You said that you tossed this early in the morning, and your name was indeed not chosen by me, but given to you by the valley. ”

"You go on."

"That's it."

I looked at the old man and nodded, "Okay, then I'll call Sasha later." ”

Bai Ye dragged me back, "You ask her what she does, how does she know anything!" ”

"That's right, your friendship is limited to the bed and bed, then I'll ask Avgerle!"

"Stop!" Bai Ye shouted.

I turned to look at him, waiting for the old man to come to his senses.

Bai Ye shook his head helplessly, "It's what I owe you in my previous life!" ”

Bai Ye said that on the day he met me, he asked He Xiu how to get to the wooden house, and then took me with him. Therefore, looking for Xiaofen is not as difficult and dangerous as it is.

After Bai Ye saw Xiao Fan, he explained the reason for his intention, and after discussing it, they decided to protect me first and then give me a new identity.

Bai Ye's original words were, "At that time, the valley came to you, squatted down and said to you: In the future, your name will be Bai Yi." ”

I muttered, "He gave me his name......"

Bai Ye patted me, "Stinky boy, the name is just a code name for us mortals, but for their immortals, it is an immortal name, and it is also the meaning of existence." But your old man believes that you will be worthy of the name, and so will the valley. ”

I looked at Bai Ye, "What about you?" ”

Bai Ye was puzzled, "What am I?" ”

"What is your immortal number in the fairy realm?"

"What do I have to do with the fairy world?" Bai Ye propped his waist and straightened up.

I kept staring at him, and found that after Bai Ye heard my question, his eyes instantly wandered, although it was only for a moment, but I still saw it. This old man really has something to do with the fairy world, I looked at him, could it be some rare beast?

I said, "Old man, we've been friends for more than 20 years, and you still don't want to be honest with me?" ”

Bai Ye disagreed, "What kind of dream talk are you talking about?" When I was a child, I loved to think cranky, and I thought about it all day long, and I was almost thirty people soon, why hasn't this problem been changed? ”

"How do you know so much about the fairy world?"

As soon as Bai Ye wanted to open his mouth, I immediately said, "Don't say that it was told to you by the valley, he is not as broken as you!" ”

When Bai Ye wanted to speak again, I immediately said, "Don't say that it was ink and wash that told you, half of his news came out of your mouth!" And Brother Huo, that stuffy chicken only has a dagger in his eyes. ”

Bai Ye was speechless for a while, and smacked his mouth, "Yes, since I have talked about this today, I will tell you both inside and out!" Bai Ye rubbed his beard and rolled his eyes.

I squinted my eyes and said, "Old man, you can think about it, the relationship between the two of us for more than 20 years is over today." ”

Bai Ye clicked his eyes, "Xiao Baibai, you see that you say this is serious, although we are not father and son, but better than father and son, our love is as deep as the sea, love is stronger than gold, the sky is clear, and the love is ......"

"Do you even say it!" I said impatiently.

"Say, speak!" Bai Ye changed his words and looked at my shoulder, "By the way, Xiao Baibai, how are you doing?" Isn't it time to change gauze? I'll go back and get you gauze, let's talk while changing, and we won't delay. ”

"Stop!" I stopped him, "The gauze has been taken off a long time ago!" I said, old man, you have been out for so many days, and you haven't reported your safety to Sasha or anything, do you want me to call her on your behalf to say hello? By the way, ask her if she will do skin red? ”

"Don't!" Bai Ye said, "At this point in time, she is still sleeping, we won't disturb other people's rest, good." ”

I looked at Bai Ye, "Say!" ”

The old man sighed, "Anyway, I told you that I am a human, a Chinese with pure blood, Chi."

ese people！ I'm not the fairy spirit you think, I also envy you for being immortal, if you have an external hire, then I will definitely be the first to sign up! And let me tell you, Immortal Spirit Venerable is not a good thing, you will worship him less in front of me in the future! ”

"You've ever married Immortal Venerable?"

Bai Ye glared, "Who has the leisure time to tie the knot with that old immortal?" I think the reason why they are in trouble today is because that old thing has no heart and no lungs! You said that he lost a child in the family, can he not know? Don't say it and look for it, you see that these children can't go back to their homes, how pitiful they are hanging outside every day! Bai Ye pursed his lips and looked at me, "The most important thing is that because of this, our little Baibai is also involved, just for this point, your old man will be inseparable from him until he dies...... A few stands! ”

I sneered, "It's pretty round!" ”

I was just about to continue the questioning, but Avzhele suddenly ran out of the tent in a panic, disheveled and uneven wearing shoes.

She anxiously shouted to Bai Ye, and when Bai Ye saw this, he hurriedly covered my eyes, "Stinky boy is not allowed to look!" He turned his head and replied, "Here, here!" I'm here for Little Gele! Is it a nightmare? The old man muttered quietly, "Who told you not to sleep in a tent with me yesterday?" ”