Chapter Seventy-One: Not Laughing Is Not Enough

There was a sudden chaos in the hall, and one by one stood up one after another, their faces pale.

Liao Ming loudly reassured, don't panic.

Several doctors rushed in at god-like speed, lifted Shaoxiong and left.

Fainting during auctions is nothing new. A few people fall every year, and the Treasure Pavilion is always stocked with doctors and medicines.

One of the two sturdy young men in the Ning Gang realm was guarding Shaoxiong, and the other was about to rush forward, but was blocked by the waiter in Tsing Yi. So while walking, he pointed to the Taoist priest and scolded:

"What the hell are you playing? Even if you can get out of the Treasure Pavilion, you can't get out of Baisha City. If the son makes any mistakes, the Hou Mansion will chase you to the ends of the earth and break your body into pieces! ”

"Hahaha......"

Xiaoyaozi laughed loudly, which shocked everyone's ears and made them dizzy, and said slowly:

"Evil Qi is psychic, and it can also be transformed into aura. If evil thoughts are taken advantage of, they will cause convulsions and madness. What everyone inhaled just now is really aura. But greed, hatred, and obsession can't save the three poisons. The general fought a hundred battles, served the country and the people, and was upright. If it is selfishness, righteousness will turn into ferocity. Is Shao Zili okay? Please tell him that the old man of Zhongnan Mountain passed by...... Your son-in-law has bad intentions, and his anger is in his brain, and he does not hesitate to consume mana to heal him. He woke up refreshed. How ridiculous it is that you will take revenge instead of gratitude! Hahaha, Lao Tzu...... Poor Dao is not intimidating. ”

When the guard saw that the other party had mentioned Wuweihou, he didn't dare to scold him, so he protected Shaoxiong and left.

The crowd was terrified, and their brains were all turned into mush.

The chairs around the Taoist priest were clean and smooth, and twenty or thirty of them ran away.

But the auction is not over, and a timid businessman will have to settle later. It was as if a frightened bird was shrinking at the door, and I was afraid that whoever screamed would be able to startle him and fly away.

"Six thousand taels, the first ......"

When order is basically restored, Liao Ming re-quotes.

Mu Ni turned his head and looked at Tong San, the strongest person in the field. Seeing the other party's fierce gaze, the blue tendons on his forehead jumped, but he always sat firmly. So, wittily stopped talking.

Amitabha, the bull's nose is not easy to mess with. I just want to shout the price, I'm afraid I can't get out. Shaoxiong was convulsed, and the appearance of his legs and feet kicking randomly was still in front of him, which was a lesson from the past!

"Six thousand taels, the second ......"

The smoke-filled Taoist turned around, stared at Yang He, who had quietly raised his hand to his chest, and let out a mouthful of yellow teeth.

"Childe, if your Yin Hall turns black, there will be a disaster of blood and light."

Yang He trembled violently in fright, and his arm was put down disobediently, and he was dripping with cold sweat.

"Six thousand taels, the third ...... Deal! ”

Syllable......

The waking wood was heavily photographed.

The Taoist handed over a stack of golden tickets to the waiter in Tsing Yi, stepped forward and picked up the iron cans as if no one was around. The smoke-filled posture was like holding the gossip alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun.

Tong Sanyi was stunned and got up like waking up from a dream.

"Dao Chief, Dao Chief, please go slowly, can you discuss...... "

Xiaoyaozi's footsteps did not stop, and he snorted coldly.

"In broad daylight, Lang Lang Lang, the donor wants to rob it?"

Tong San smiled bitterly:

"The Taoist is miraculous, and Tong Mouan dares to have this greed. With five pieces of heaven and earth treasures, how about exchanging them with you? ”

The smoke was getting thicker, and it was almost impossible to see the human figure, and several heavy coughs were heard in the fog.

"Hugh has to say more."

Tong Sanwu refused to give up and chased after him.

Sitting in the back row, a few Tongyou martial artists, and more than a dozen Ning Gang martial artists, Hulala got up and followed Tong San.

Everyone was silent and watched the group leave.

In the silence, there was a sudden sound of laughter, which was particularly harsh.

When I looked closely, it was the young man who raised his middle finger and took a picture of "The Handmaid Parrot", the hero who saved the beauty. I saw him cover his mouth with his hands, bury his head in his knees, and shrug his shoulders one after another, holding it really hard.

Xiaoyaozi heard a strange laugh behind him, his face sank, and his steps hurriedly accelerated.

Xintian amusement is unsupportable.

I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it. When I walked into the auction hall, I saw a high-level drama.

The cultivation of the Taoist priest is to pass through the six layers of darkness, and it is not difficult to send a stack of pieces of paper out of more than 30 meters with the power of the sword. But he can unfold the rune paper and hover in the air, which is impossible to do.

The rune paper was obviously held up by Tong San with his aura. The distance is only one meter, which couldn't be more convenient. Asking him to fix an object in the distance will not work.

Why Shaoxiong seems to be choked by a transparent person, it is also the ghost of Tong San next door. It's a piece of cake to open the light and make it quiet, not to mention that the other party is not prepared yet.

The doctor waited for a long time and carried Shao Gongzi away as quickly as possible to prevent the girl from waking up too quickly and quoting a sky-high price.

The first thing to do is to scare off businessmen and tycoons. In case the east and west come out to bid, there is no control over the situation. Secondly, let everyone's attention focus on Xiaoyaozi, Tong Sanhao secretly dealt with the toughest Shaoxiong and Mu Ni.

The three of them sat in the front row, facing the case, and Tong San was in the center.

This is the best and most distinguished seat, and it is also an arrangement that has been designed for a long time.

There was a flaw in the script at the end, Xiaoyaozi was messed up with nonsense, and ran away after taking the spirit crystal.

Tong San led a group of people to pretend to discuss, but in fact they were escorts.

Didn't the two masters of the Treasure Pavilion open the Triple and Fivefold Realms? Why don't you stop it, but open the door to convenience?

Because they are internal ghosts, they teamed up with Xiaoyaozi and Tong San to shoot the spirit crystal with the least amount of money, leaving no handle.

Zhongnan Mountain will definitely not have a miscellaneous Taoist named Xiaoyaozi who plays a beautiful trick.

Rune paper burns on its own, what's going on?

White phosphorus has a low ignition point and spontaneously combustifies when exposed to air. The tip of the mahogany sword was stained with white phosphorus, which had previously been hidden in the sheath to keep out the air. When it is extracted, it stabs the rune paper, and the contact points are immediately burned.

There was green smoke in the back of Xiaoyaozi's head, it was not a miracle, it was purely an accident on the spot.

The scabbard was tied to his back, and he couldn't see it. The sword was also put into the sheath twice, but it was not inserted accurately.

The white phosphorus on the tip of the sword was delayed in the air for a long time and reacted. And there was not enough oxygen in the scabbard to make an open flame, and it was bubbling and smoking.

Nima, Ya also comes with its own fireworks special effects!

The jokes are endless, exciting, and the burden is shaken until the end...... A waiter in Tsing Yi ran in purely by accident, holding a basin of water and not knowing how to start, looking at Xiaoyaozi in a daze......

At this time, on the stairs separated by only a wall, there was an anxious transmission of sound.

"Big brother, quick, quickly soak the sword in the water, it's going to burn through the ......"

Oops......

The boy couldn't hold back any longer, so he simply sat up straight and laughed.

The sound is refreshing and bright, like facing the sea, and the spring flowers are blooming.

I had the last laugh and forgot everything. The heart is open, reflecting the world like a mirror.

The tenacity and fullness of spiritual strength have reached a new level.

In the Tao Te Ching, it is said that not laughing is not enough to be the Tao.

He was one step away from breaking through.