Chapter Seventy-Five: Lifting the tin pot, crossing the West Lake, the tin pot falling into the West Lake, a pity? Tin kettle!
"Do you want to hire a few graduate students?"
"No, I'm not interested."
Tang Rui looked at Academician Zhou with a smile on his face and replied expressionlessly.
Graduate school or something, what's the use of coming.
As for asking people to work, he has no shortage of people at all.
Don't look at him to have nothing to do all day long, but in his laboratory, there are people doing experiments all day long.
Professor Sun is the leader of this group of people, and he spends his days in the laboratory working on new materials, not the kind that adds magical elements to ordinary materials, but real magical materials.
This experiment has been going on for some time, and Academician Zhou occasionally goes to help.
Although Tang Rui was not optimistic about this project, he did not stop it.
Anyway, the funds are enough, so let's experiment slowly.
Materials science is a science of trial and error.
In case one day Professor Sun's fortune is in the head, the experimental operation steps are wrong, and the new materials will come out.
"Not interested? I've heard that the state has conducted talent tests for students in colleges and universities across the country, and the best students have been sent to us. ”
"Talent test? How to test? Tang Rui asked curiously.
He didn't hand over the talent detection magic array to the state, so how was this talent test detected?
"Don't you know? Is this the thing? ”
After Academician Zhou finished speaking, he took out a thermometer from his pocket.
Take your temperature?
"This is a talent detector, but the principle is very simple, similar to a thermometer.
However, it is not filled with mercury, which is a rare magical material found in the underworld.
According to the assay, it is considered an isotope of silver, and the half-life is 1 minute without special treatment.
This magic material is very sensitive to mental fluctuations and magic elements, so this thing was made into a talent detector.
It's not very accurate, but it's much better than a black look at your eyes before. ”
Tang Rui looked at the talent detector?
Isn't this Mithril?
After doing it for a long time, it can cause a Mithril reaction, even if it is a good talent?
That mentally ill talent shouldn't be bad.
To be honest, the deviation of the test results of this thing is too big, as long as you are emotional, it is not sad, it is still excited.
will cause a change in Mithril, which will lead to an increase in talent detection results.
Therefore, Tang Rui was not interested in the genius that Academician Zhou said about him.
The days passed.
December is coming to an end in the blink of an eye, and it looks like the new year is about to begin.
Under normal circumstances, everyone is looking forward to New Year's Day.
Regardless of that, you can take a day off.
But this year, everyone is looking forward to New Year's Day not because of the holiday, but because the country will make the breathing law public on this day.
Meditation or something, it has nothing to do with most people.
Although graduate students are looking forward to meditation, those who are able to go to graduate school, except for graduate students who use some special methods to secure graduate school, are very self-disciplined.
They know that the current era is another era of change.
Although they enjoyed the first wave of dividends, it was not a reason for them to relax.
During this time, many conferences have been held in major universities.
Everyone knows that knowledge equals the future.
Otherwise, even if you learn to meditate, you don't have anything in your head, and you will still give it in vain.
Finally, the time has come for January 1st.
On this day, people all over the country can learn breathing.
However, contrary to what most people think, it is not the state that directly publishes the breathing method on TV or the Internet.
Instead, the state sends public servants to each community to teach everyone to study.
Everyone can get a verification code with their ID card, fill in the census information, and then take the oath and then receive the breathing method.
That's right, the release of the breathing method was accompanied by a national census.
As for the oath, everyone didn't take it seriously.
Isn't it just swearing to the national flag, who of you is not a Young Pioneer?
Everyone is familiar with this process.
After taking the oath, each person will have a headset, and there will be a special explanation about the content of the breathing method.
To be honest, the breathing method is very simple, even a stupid person can learn it three times after studying it carefully.
After learning the breathing method, everyone can scan the code and learn the supporting movements of the breathing method online.
But it was all about going home and studying.
"I'm so excited, I've finally learned the breathing method, am I going to become a peerless master!"
"A peerless master? In two days you should go on a hunger strike, because you will find yourself a waste of wood. ”
"Envy, our neighborhood is a bit far from the city center, and it won't be our turn until three days later. In three days, the initial advantage was gone, and it was uncomfortable. ”
"Huh...... The official said that the practice of breathing is based on years, and three days is nothing. ”
"Don't you think there's something strange about the content of the oath? It's not that I look down on our people, those Hari Ha Han brain-dead, does the country expect them to swear an oath to the national flag, so that the content of the breathing method will not be revealed? ”
"Who knows, the country may also hope to awaken the conscience of some people. After all, the national public breathing law cannot be kept secret. ”
"Have you seen the essentials and taboo content of the breathing method, it turned out to be classical Chinese, I am an adult who has a hard time watching it, do you think foreigners will go crazy if they read it."
With the announcement of the breathing method, the news about the breathing method is everywhere on the Internet.
Tang Rui was also at home, holding his mobile phone and watching the news on the Internet.
"Huh...... Taking the oath to the flag as a joke? ”
Tang Rui smiled after looking at the discussion.
Is it really true that the Divine Pattern Contract is waste paper?
There is no accident at the moment, and it is estimated that there will be excitement in two days.
In fact, it didn't take two days, when the breathing method was made public, some cow ghosts, snake gods, and gods appeared.
"Brother, do you know the content of the breathing method?"
"You know, what?"
"Tell me the content, my community still has to queue up, I can't wait."
"Hehe, you can wait slowly."
"Don't mind, I'll give you money, tell me the content of your breathing method, and I'll give you 1,000 yuan."
"Really?"
"Really."
One hand to pay the money, the other hand to deliver, the content of the breathing method was traded.
These days, few people care about vows.
If the oath is true, the population of the whole country will be reduced by half in an instant, and it may be more than that.
After receiving the breathing method, the person immediately sent the content of the breathing method to a foreign country by e-mail.
"Head, I received an email."
"Translate the content, by the way, print a copy of the original content."
"Don't worry, the translation experts have been waiting for news for a long time, and there will be no problems."
Soon, the content of the breathing method was printed.
Therefore, the content of the cultivation methods and taboo requirements is all true and can be translated.
But when it came to the real core of the breathing method, the rhythm of breathing, the translator was confused.
"Did your people get the content wrong?"
"That's right, that's the breathing rhythm of the breathing method."
"See for yourself, what is this?"
Mention the tin pot, cross the West Lake, the tin pot falls into the West Lake, pity? Tin kettle!
What is this?
"Is it homophonic?"
"Homonyms?"
A group of experts tried for a long time, and tried all kinds of methods, but they couldn't translate it.
The breathing method they translated had no other effect, that is, the experimenter was about to lose his breath.
There is no way, so I can only continue to lurk the personnel, and let him explain the breathing method directly to them through voice.
"I'll say it again, you recorded, remember.
The rhythm of the breathing method is: lift the tin pot, cross the West Lake, and the tin pot falls into the West Lake, pity? Tin kettle! ”
Walt?
A group of people who recorded the recording were all stunned.
"Do you understand, I'm hanging up."
"Fack...... Listen to it yourself, what are you talking about? ”
"Huh? What did I say. ”
When the recording was played, there was silence on the other end of the phone.
This Nima has a ghost.
It's true that the recording is his voice, but what he says is indeed a couplet, and it is still very famous for the ages.
It's nothing, the point is, what he said at the time was really the content of the breathing method.
"Wait, I'll be serious."
Hanging up the phone, this Erwuzi turned on the computer and recorded by himself.
"The rhythm of breathing is: breathe inhale...... Inhale, breathe, breathe, ...... Inhale and exhale ......"
I opened the audio I recorded, and there was nothing wrong with it.
It is indeed breathing.
Er Wuzai thought about it and directly sent his own recording.
"What you sent, the format is so badly damaged that you can't read it at all."
"......" Erwuzai was dumbfounded.
No matter how stupid he is, he knows there's something wrong with it.
"After I learn it myself for two days, you send someone to study, and I will teach him personally, this thing is a bit evil."
Two days later, Erwuzai took an oath under the national flag and then learned the breathing method.
That night, he was in the hotel and met the contact sent by the upline.
"I said, you remember."
"Okay."
Erwuzai faced a white man and taught the content of the breathing method.
"Mention the tin pot, cross the West Lake, the tin pot falls into the West Lake, pity? Tin kettle! ”
“???”
"Don't you understand?"
"What are you talking about?"
"I'm ...... Uh......"
Er Wuzai wanted to say something, but in the next second, he fell directly to the ground and convulsed, and then died of foaming at the mouth.
"What's wrong with you?"
The white man who came to the joint was dumbfounded, and he suddenly fell to the ground and died.
There was no choice but to call an ambulance.
He didn't run either, because of this situation, he was obviously sick and died suddenly, and it had nothing to do with him.
In fact, he didn't know that many of his peers thought so.
When 120 arrived, the doctor looked at the death of Erwuzai, and then looked at the white man who taught the ambulance, and directly asked people to take body bags, and the stretcher was useless.
"Aren't your country's ambulances rescued?" The whites of the joints were dumbfounded.
How could an ambulance come and put people directly in body bags.
"There is no need to rescue such people."
The doctor didn't pay any attention to the other party, and asked people to throw the body into the ambulance, and then wait for people in the room.
Soon, the police came.
"Sudden cardiac arrest." After the doctor finished speaking, he turned and left.
The police instantly understood what was going on.
In the past two days, it has not been once or twice that I have encountered this kind of sudden death.
At first, I thought there was something wrong.
But with the above announcement, they knew what was going on.